Rekindle 2003

Chapter 495: The popular guy in the scumbag world teaches his skills on the spot

Looking at Kong Ziqian who looked like he had never seen a fire bed before, Cheng Bing hissed and then scratched his head, "No, you have never been to the countryside? It is used for heating. The whole shape is actually similar to a bed, except The area is much larger than the bed. A fire is burned in the stove, and the hot air passes through the heated kang and is discharged from the chimney, making the heated kang hot.

This is the same as the heating used in our cities!But one is on the bed and the other is on the wall. "

Guo Ke, who came from Jizhou, nodded naturally, "Yes, Master Kong, you are too ignorant of the sufferings of the world! Isn't this the same across the country?"

Qing Yun chuckled and said, "A piece of hot knowledge, south of the Qinling Mountains and the Huaihe River, there is no heating."

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were stunned when they heard this, and quickly said sorry to Kong Ziqian.

But as soon as they finished speaking, the two of them were stunned on the spot.

No heating? ? ?

How to spend the winter!
Kong Ziqian smiled and said, "Don't worry, the winter here in Huating is usually about 3-5 degrees. It's the winter vacation when it's the coldest."

Cheng Bingzhi said, "It's only 3-5 degrees. It's a small case~ It's over 20 degrees below zero over there."

Qing Yun and Kong Ziqian looked at each other, seeing mischievous looks in each other's eyes.

Come, come, feel the malice of southern winter towards northerners!

Winter in Huating, hahahaha!

Although he didn't know why the expressions of the two people opposite him were so weird, Guo Ke didn't care.

hehe!Isn’t it just to spend the winter?

I just like to see southerners look like they have never seen the world.

Qing Yun chuckled in his heart, and decided that when winter comes, he must come to the dormitory to observe.

"So, now that you have listed your mate selection conditions, we can start taking action."

Qing Yun, who brought the topic back, looked at the three little kids with interest.

Hearing what he said, the three of them immediately became energetic.

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke are even more eager to try.

Seeing their excitement, Qing Yun couldn't help but laugh in her heart, "Don't you know there is something called 'blind date' in the world?"

The three little kids were stunned on the spot.

Hearing the word 'blind date', Cheng Bing's face turned green, "A blind date? Are you mistaken? We are only freshmen!"

Guo Ke also waved his hands repeatedly, "Blind date? That would be a great shame and humiliation!"

Qing Yun laughed unscrupulously, and then sighed, "Oh... you will know the benefits of blind dates in the future. At least your parents will help you choose one."

"Go to hell!"

In the depressed expressions of the three people, Emperor Yun slightly restrained his fun of teasing the kid, "Now, the second step is to find the target group. Let me ask you, what do you think, in addition to classmates, I mean high school classmates, This group of people is easiest to find anywhere other than college classmates."

Kong Ziqian interjected doubtfully, "Crowd? This kind of... can appear in groups?"

Seeing that Cheng Bing was also stunned, Qing Yun shrugged his shoulders and said seriously, "Birds of a feather gather together and people form groups. Why can't they appear in groups?"

He crossed his fingers and said, “Let me talk about the connection between place and people.

In the library, girls who are willing to get up early and go to the library late at night to read and study are basically self-disciplined in life. This type of girl is of high quality;

Museums, there are many cultural relics carrying history in the museum. If a girl is willing to go to the museum to learn about these, then this girl will definitely be good;

In the Science and Technology Museum, girls who are willing to spend time visiting various exhibition halls are excellent;
In the sports hall, this type of girl knows how to maintain a good figure and a healthy body. You will be inspired by this type of girl when you are with her;

Volunteer organization, this kind of girl is caring, and being with this kind of girl will benefit your body and mind;
Normal school students and girls who can become teachers generally have a good education;

At the flower market or flower shop, a girl who can take care of the flowers in an orderly manner will also have very good behavior. "

Hearing what Qing Yun said, the three of them showed expressions of sudden realization.

Kong Ziqian and others instantly felt as if they had opened the door to a new world.

"Niu, you are really awesome!" Cheng Bing couldn't help but slap the table, "Why didn't I think of this before?"

Guo Ke also nodded repeatedly, "Yes, why didn't I think of that!"

Confucius was even more impressed with his admiration, and his small eyes were full of admiration.

Qing Yun laughed unscrupulously at this moment, "Actually...not just in these places, you can actually meet the person you like anywhere, it just depends on the probability.

The really hardest thing is whether you dare to strike up a conversation. "

Speaking of this, Guo Ke suddenly swallowed hard, and even started to blush, "I blush when I see beautiful girls, and I stutter when I talk to them."

Qing Yun patted him on the shoulder and said, "Do a good job of image management first, and I'll teach you later."

Cheng Bing wriggled his lips a few times and said sincerely, "Uh... I want to learn too."

Kong Ziqian didn't say anything, but quickly took out a box of Huazi from his bag and handed it to Qing Yun with both hands, "Master, please bow to me as a disciple!"

Qing Yun couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this. This level of familiarity...Kong Xiaopangzhi...it seems that his family is not simple either.

In an era when Ruanyuxi was still considered high-end, Huazi was synonymous with luxury goods.

The food was almost done. Now that the cigarettes were out, there was no point in staying in the cafeteria anymore.

Although there was no such thing as a smoking ban at the beginning of the century, it was a consensus among people not to smoke in enclosed public areas.

After walking out of the cafeteria, they found a random step on the side of the road and sat down. The four of them looked at the cool girls coming and going, and started to puff up.

Especially Cheng Bing and Guo Ke, although they are also smokers, they have never smoked cigarettes like Huazi.

Guo Ke held the cigarette, put it between his fingers and sniffed it vigorously, and then asked curiously, "Mr. Kong, how much does your monthly living expenses cost? Do you smoke this?"

Kong Ziqian scratched his hair and said with an embarrassed look, "I got it from my dad. Originally, my dad was going to bring four cartons of cigarettes and two bottles of wine to the counselor, but it turns out that our counselor is..."

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing were immediately happy. Although the local specialties they brought home were also rejected by the counselor, they couldn't help laughing when they thought of the scene where Confucius stuffed a cigarette into Teacher Xiao Su.

Qing Yun put the cigarette into his mouth and lit the lighter. He didn't bother to delve into the loopholes in Confucius' words.

What this said... In the era when Huazi was still 100 yuan a pack, how could a family that could give away four pieces of Huazi be considered an ordinary family?
Cheng Bing and Guo Ke didn't pay attention at all. Although Kong Ziqian looked very embarrassed and made people laugh, in fact he didn't even disclose how much his monthly living expenses were.

This little chubby boy seems to be quite bad, hiding all his bad stuff under his thick fat.

He took a deep breath, then blew a smoke ring into the sky, and then began to say,

"Actually, in my opinion, whether you are chasing girls or doing things, the most important thing is to prepare before the war. The so-called plan before taking action is not only true for career, but also for chasing girls.

The most important thing is that you should open your mind, don't be shy, don't be timid, and don't have low self-esteem.Girls all like boys who are sunny, cheerful and confident. "

Hearing this, Guo Ke smiled sheepishly, "As long as there are no pretty girls, I am sunny, cheerful and confident."

Qing Yun chuckled, "It's simple, just go back and look in the mirror for 15 minutes every day, and then keep praising yourself for how handsome you are. I guarantee you'll be fine in half a month."

Guo Ke scratched his head, feeling very embarrassed, "I don't want to lie to myself..."

These words made Emperor Yun even laugh, and he almost choked with laughter.

Cheng Bing wiped the tears from his cough, "Lao Guo, you used to be the president of the student union in your high school. How did you deal with beautiful girls at that time?"

Guo Ke looked constipated, "I'm from Hengshui Middle School. Our school is under military management. Where can we find beautiful girls?"

Qing Yun continued: "Out of humanitarian considerations for you three newbies, I can understand that you will be nervous and anxious before striking up a conversation.

So I suggest you avoid going to pre-selected libraries, art galleries and other crowded places. These places are basically closed spaces and very quiet, and you will feel nervous unconsciously.

You can practice your skills in an environment that you are familiar with, such as on campus or on the playground. You will feel more secure when you strike up a conversation in an environment that you are familiar with.Of course, frankly speaking, there is no danger in striking up a conversation in an unfamiliar place. "

But the three little kids shook their heads like rattles and laughed, "It's better to practice first."

Qing Yun chuckled twice in his heart.

practice?

Ha ha!

Just these three new melon eggs, most of them got themselves into it with practice.

There is nothing so reasonable about feelings. Once you meet them, you really meet them.

But you still have to deceive, otherwise these three people won't even be able to take the first step.

"It will be a little difficult at the beginning. You may have been walking around the campus for a long time without daring to make a move. This is normal. If you force yourself to make a move once, it will become easier after the first time.

But don’t rely too much on striking up conversations in your familiar circle. After all, you don’t want everyone around you to know that there is a pick-up expert. In the end, your main battleground is to interact with strangers at a chosen location. "

Seeing Cheng Bing hesitate to speak, Qing Yun chuckled twice, "Do you not know how to strike up a conversation?"

Not only Cheng Bing, but also Guo Ke and Kong Ziqian nodded quickly, waiting for this scumbag to teach him his skills.

"If you are worried that you don't know what to say, you can prepare your words in advance, but remember that the words cannot be too long. The words are mainly to help you open up the first sentence of the conversation, and you need to express yourself freely later.

For novices, it is a good habit to prepare an opening statement to prevent your mind from going blank when you start a conversation.

For example, a common opening line is 'Hello, classmate, I am XXX, majoring in XX at Fudan University. Didn't I just pass by, and I saw you walking over here, and then I thought you were pretty good-looking, so I came over to say hello. Let's get to know each other', don't think it's too straightforward to say this, it's not rude to match it with sincere eyes.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that sincerity is the eternal nirvana.

But you should note that it doesn’t actually matter what you say. If you are proficient in picking up conversations, you can use whatever you imagine. Remember not to recite any earthy love words, which will make you look like a weirdo. "

Guo Ke and the other three did not bother to argue whether Mr. Lu Xun said this or not. Whatever MacArthur said was fine, as long as it worked.

They only care about one thing.

"If she has a boyfriend, will I get beaten?"

"If you are so straightforward, will you be called crazy?"

"Even if you don't, you won't be scolded, but it's very likely that others will reject it."

The three people said three sentences, but in Emperor Yun's view, it was actually one thing.

“Don’t think about bad things before striking up a conversation, such as being beaten, scolded, or rejected.

First of all, you have to understand that being rejected is a very normal thing. In the future, I will tell you about the various ways that women can reject you. No matter whether you are an ugly man or a handsome man, you will be rejected. If you haven't done it yet If you are prepared to be rejected, then I advise you not to strike up a conversation and go see a psychiatrist first.

If a man is actually afraid of being rejected by a woman, what kind of troubles can you endure in your life?
As for dangerous things, you should always remember that this is China, not Southeast Asia. As long as you behave appropriately and do not cross the line, no one will bother you. At most, women will give you a look or someone will scold you. What actual harm has it done to you?

You just struck up a conversation and got rejected.

Being beaten rarely happens, but if it does, treat it as an exciting and interesting experience.

If it doesn't endanger your life, believe me, with me here, you can't suffer any loss. "

While Kong Ziqian and Guo Ke were still in a daze, Cheng Bing's eyes lit up.

He whispered to Kong Ziqian and Guo Kepu, "Yanhuang Group is building the largest legal department in the industry, and the lineup is very luxurious."

After that, he hurriedly explained to Qing Yun, "My mother works at King & Wood Mallesons. She said you are recruiting people like crazy now. Emmm... She is just an ordinary staff member, not even a lawyer. Don't think too much about it. .”

Qing Yun, who was still a little confused at first, suddenly understood after hearing this, and then she pointed her finger at him with a dumbfounded finger, "Where did you go?"

That's right, if Cheng Bing's mother is very successful in the legal field, then Cheng Bing will not inherit the mantle and become the second generation of law, but study business administration.

Of course, the professional choice of business administration also put Cheng Bing's family background in front of him.

Anyone whose family has some resources and connections in society would not choose this rubbish major.

Qing Yun touched his chin, actually wanting to persuade Cheng Bing to change his major.

Of course, if Cheng Bing were to follow him in the future, then the major of business administration would be the right one for him.

There's no rush, if things go well, we can talk about it later. There's no need to get on the pole now for nothing.

As for the legal department...

Whether it is the aftermath of TOP Group, the future patent stick of the selfie stick business, or future international patent litigation, a strong legal department is absolutely indispensable.

Failure to do so will result in failure, so Qing Yun also asked the human resources department to work at full capacity to hoard legal talents.

The workload of the selfie stick alone is at least thousands of lawsuits a year. This legal department cannot be handled by a few dozen or twenty people.

Where is this going? International patent litigation and anti-monopoly litigation will be called bullshit. It is purely about who has more money and more people and can sustain it.

Why most disputes between international giants are settled is not only because of the length of litigation, but also because of the waste of huge resources.

Qing Yun shook his head and continued talking about business.

For college students at the beginning of the century, falling in love was business.

It is normal for people to get married and have children within a year or two of working after graduation.

“Of course, novices will also have a problem. If they go out specifically to strike up a conversation and are prepared, they may dare to take action.

But in daily life, without being mentally prepared in advance, if a girl passes by, novices will often fall into endless hesitation and miss good opportunities. This is a very bad thing.

In fact, there is a very magical curse in life, that is, 'beautiful women often appear when you are not ready', so you must take action decisively when it is time to take action. After all, you have not lost anything once you take that step.

If you don't go, it is very likely that this girl who suits your eyes will only be able to "visit the old place again, the grass and trees are still the same, but the beauty is no longer there". "

Guo Ke thought for a while, then scratched his head and asked sheepishly, "If...I mean if, for example...for example, just like in the cafeteria just now, seven or eight people came in at once, and I said to one person inside Interested, what should I do?
Should he rush over and strike up a conversation with her in front of everyone, or... should he follow her for a while and wait until she's alone before striking up a conversation? "

Qing Yun laughed angrily when he heard this, "You're playing the tail game, aren't you?"

Kong Ziqian's little eyes suddenly widened, "What kind of game is tail line? This name... doesn't sound very serious. Is it the 'tail line' I understand?"

Qing Yun blinked, which was a little hard to explain.

This is the game that Lord Qianying, the Evil Demon King, took him to play in his previous life. The first three games were released in 1999, 2001 and 2004 respectively, so they are considered old games.

However, there was a character in it who ruined Qingyun's outlook on life, which he still cannot forget.

Wisteria Kanna, if she chooses to stalk her, she will forcefully have sex with her, and then she turns out to be a couple with a lover. If she doesn't stalk her, then she will have sex with three gangsters.

Now that I think about it, Master Qianying had good intentions in order to promote his godbrother Tong Yangfu.

But at this time, he was thinking more about Su Caiwei.

If you don't take the gift from God, you will be blamed instead.

Qing Yun chuckled lightly, and first confirmed Master Kong's guess, and told him to wait until his roommate was not in the dormitory before playing, and at the same time, play at most once a week, so that young people should not be ignorant of expensive things.

Then, he said seriously to Guo Ke, "If you are interested in someone in the group, then I think going up and chatting up directly is the best choice."

Guo Ke was stunned, and after a while he shook his head, "He rushed over directly? In front of so many people? I can't do that!"

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