Rekindle 2003

Chapter 493 Who hasn’t ordered a story these days?

"A pair of A's, I can't afford it!"

"65B..."

"75C! So-so"

"WoW~~~85E!!! 85E-60-90! This figure is amazing! Uh... the looks are amazing."

Looking at the senior students who had just walked in from the door of the cafeteria in the distance, Qing Yun, who was sitting in his seat, quietly reported their reasons one by one, and the last one even specially reminded her of her measurements.

Kong Ziqian, Cheng Bing, and Guo Ke originally thought that the dormitory leader was just showing off, but soon they realized something was wrong.

It was windy in Huating in September. The senior students all wore coats, but soon after they walked in the door, they all took off their coats.

It's unclear whether he was trying to seduce the freshman classmate, but the stuffy heat of the Zhanshangfeng cafeteria, which didn't even have a ceiling fan, made it impossible to put on a coat.

It is difficult for them to judge AB and CD when put together, but they still know the difference between A and D.

According to the order reported by Qing Yun just now, unexpectedly...

It seems to be correct?

Is this the legendary ability to "read countless people"?
But thinking about it, they also think this is unreasonable.

After all, his fiancée is called Qin Manman, the little princess of Hopu Group.

Although they didn't know how Qing Yun was able to find two more girlfriends under Qin Manman's nose, they also knew very well that Qing Yun couldn't have a sufficient sample size to achieve this 'confirmation at first sight' ability.

"How did you do this?" Kong Ziqian looked at him in disbelief. These numbers were definitely not just mentioned casually.

"I'm good at math, so I don't have any worries." Qing Yun smiled faintly, and then pointed at the girls who walked in, "The triangle similarity principle, or the artillery jump visual method, can roughly determine our results. The distance from them is then corrected using the data of 90 cm wide dining table, 120 cm long fluorescent lamp, and 120 cm wide aisle.

Based on the above results, we got the basic data of girls’ bust size, and then based on simple..."

The three of them were shocked. It turned out that mathematics could be used in this way!

What the hell, the coffin boards of Pythagoras, Gauss, Euler, Dirichlet and other mathematical greats can’t even hold it down!

This ability to apply mathematics to real life is really amazing.

Only then did they discover that mathematics is a subject closely related to life!
They also discovered that the so-called genius academics before them were just nonsense.

Qing Yun is the real genius academic master!

Combined with the gunner's operation scenes in war movies, they could all understand the method Qing Yun said. It was nothing more than a simple application of elementary mathematics.

What shocked them the most was that Qing Yun's mental arithmetic ability was so powerful!
It can be called a humanoid computer!
"It turns out that the legend of the National Mathematical Olympiad team that 'On top of the peak is Qingyun!' is actually true!" This sentence lingered in their hearts, and they were filled with emotion for a while.

Their eyes were unconsciously filled with admiration when they looked at Qing Yun, as if they were looking at a god.

He is the god of learning!

No, it can't be summed up by just two words: "study god".

Academic masters, they are.

They have also seen scholars who can recommend students to Fudan University. There will be more or less scholars in high schools that can recommend students to Fudan University.

But Qing Yun's difference has completely exceeded their understanding.

This talent is so amazing, like the bright stars, dazzling and astonishing. Not only can they not understand it, but they themselves cannot compare with it.

What a pity, why did he want to become a merchant...

Cheng Bing looked at Qing Yun, who was immersed in cooking, and suddenly felt mixed emotions in his heart. He couldn't help but ask, "Director, you... why are you still coming to the university to study? Do you want to do mathematics research in school?"

He figured it out last night too.

The three of them should not be the targets Qing Yun wants to win over at all.

The balcony door is not very soundproof, especially in the dead of night.

They could hear what Qing Yun was discussing with his subordinates on the phone, but they couldn't understand it at all.

Therefore, Cheng Bing also understood, how could they have the ability to win over Qing Yun now?
Moreover... Cheng Bing also had to admit that in the future Qing Yun might not have the idea of ​​subduing the three of him, but might give them a hand because they had been roommates for several years.

The previous attempts by me and others to shirk things were purely out of self-interest.

In other words, what Qing Yun wants to win over is the entire Fudan student group, not just three of them.

To win over the entire student group, the name of a senior or classmate, plus a friendly personality, is enough.

Qing Yun didn't deserve to have a heart-to-heart relationship with herself and others, let alone wear sunglasses in the cafeteria.

Therefore, when others come to school to eat and live with me and others, they may not have a utilitarian mentality at all, but...

Seeing Qing Yun's demonic talent in mathematics, Cheng Bing suddenly had an idea.

Maybe...he actually came to school to do research?

In response, Emperor Yun looked at him with a horrified expression. How could this little kid's brain circuit be so strange?

How did this kid figure things out to the point where he came to school to do research?

What kind of business administration did this guy study?With this ability, you should change your major. In the future, being a game designer, screenwriter, or consultant will be better than that rubbish major.

Qing Yun shrugged helplessly, "I'm just here to get some gold. Mathematics... is a ubiquitous subject. It doesn't necessarily have to be studied in school."

Emmm...

This guy still has to pretend.

"Have you ever heard of James Simmons?"

In the confused eyes of the three people, Emperor Yun smiled, "Have you heard of Stony Brook University?
Kong Ziqian nodded, "It's the university where Yang Zhenning works. It has been established for 46 years and has produced 7 Nobel Prize winners."

Qing Yun continued, "Simmons is a world-class mathematics master. He was hired as the dean of the School of Mathematics at Stony Brook University at the age of 30. He and our country's famous mathematician Chen Shengshen created the 'Chern-Simons Geometry Law' ’, his mathematical achievements are evident.”

In the eyes of the three people with amazement, Emperor Yun smiled wickedly, "But!"

He paused before continuing, "He is also the fund manager and trader with the highest annual salary on Wall Street, and the head of the beautiful Medallion Hedge Fund."

"This..." Kong Ziqian and others felt that this was too subversive.

Mathematician, do this? !
While the three little kids were dumbfounded, Qing Yun chuckled, "Don't you all think you can't make money by doing mathematical research, right? You don't need to refute me. This was the situation Simmons faced back then.

So this old man decided to give the world a slap in the face and tell them that it's not that mathematicians can't make money, but that mathematicians don't bother to make money.

He decided to play big, so he founded an investment company without saying anything. In just a few years, because of his super high rate of return, the funds under management exceeded 150 billion US dollars.

Oh, by the way, Soros is not as good as him in terms of short-term returns, and Buffett is not as good as him in terms of long-term returns.

Buffett is only famous for his large scale of management, while Simmons actively reduces the scale of management because he feels that making money is too easy. "

This man’s later story is actually more legendary, but it happened after 2005.

He even came up with a mathematical model to achieve stable arbitrage, making money while lying down. However, this model could only be defeated by Thorp, the originator of quantitative investment.

Among mathematicians, he is the richest, and among billionaires, he knows math the best.

Who says mathematics is useless, who says mathematics can't make money, Simmons was born to slap these people in the face, he is so domineering.

After saying that, Qing Yun spread his hands and said, "I do like mathematics, but mathematical research is not necessarily only born in universities.

The Nobel Prize-winning 'Black-Scholes Option Pricing Model' itself is a mathematical formula model, and it was created in the real world of finance.

I actually value the application of mathematics more. The application of mathematics is the process of realizing the value of mathematics.

Our country...is too poor..."

Having said this, Emperor Yun's voice became deeper, but his figure became taller... and even stalwart in the eyes of the three little kids.

Cheng Bing remembered what the cheap dormitory manager in front of him said in an interview after the college entrance examination.

At first he was very scornful, thinking that this guy was just pretending to be in front of the media, but now it seems... it seems to be true.After pretending a little, Qingyun stretched out and said, "So, I just came to school to relax."

Looking at his face that used to look sunny and handsome but now became handsome because of the toad mirror, Confucius realized something.

"So, you are here to pick up girls..."

As soon as these words came out, Cheng Bing and Guo Ke both laughed.

But Emperor Yun chuckled twice, "No, it's a girl who picks up on me."

This was indeed a shameless statement, but the three little brats found that they could not find a reason to refute it.

Young, rich, talented, in good shape, and damn handsome...

Where does this make sense!
It's not like they haven't seen the poaching comments made by the girls on the forum before. Although most of them are just talking about it, they also know that Xiaoqing always just needs to let go and have sex or something. Don't make it too easy.

Kong Ziqian looked at himself, who was 1.8 meters tall and five heads tall, but weighed 185 pounds. He felt that joy and sorrow could not be shared between people.

Guo Ke smiled bitterly, "The drought will kill you, the flood will kill you!"

He was not bothered by Kong Ziqian's obesity, but he knew very well that his bamboo pole-like figure was not what girls liked.

Cheng Bing, whose face was covered with acne, poked listlessly in his lunch box with chopsticks, "It's not that easy for us to find a girlfriend in college. Firstly, we don't have your looks, and secondly, we don't have your figure. , the most important thing is that we don’t have as much money as you.”

Qing Yun shook his head when he heard this, "I admit that money is very important in the process of chasing girls. But it is not that important. I didn't catch up with Qin Manman when I had no money. You don't know that at that time There are still many people in our high school who say that I am eating soft food."

Kong Ziqian said with a faint look, "That's because you are talented and beautiful..."

He was embarrassed to say that your family's conditions combined with your own conditions gave you the talent of being the 'strongest son-in-law', but later he changed his fate against the odds.

You, Xiao Qing, always look pretty bad. Do you think Qin Manman likes you?

Emperor Yun chuckled, "It's enough to be talented and talented. After all, there is only one Qin Manman in this world."

Cheng Bing blinked and continued, "There is another Tang Qianying in this world."

Who in the world doesn't know that Xiaoqing always has a "godsister"?

The "Yunying Fund" of Huating University of Foreign Studies was exposed that night. Although there was no evidence, there were few fools after all.

Guo Ke suppressed his laughter and added, "There is another Chen Yue in this world."

Chen Yue is actually quite well-known.

18 years old?
Director of the comprehensive department of a listed company, assistant to the chairman?
Xiaoqing is famous all over the world for his erotic name. There is nothing in it. It's really a ghost.

Kong Ziqian's eyebrows danced and he said maliciously, "There is another Su Caiwei in this world."

The names of President Xiaoqing and Fudan goddess Su Caiwei have become banned words in BBS forums.

You are so special, tall, rich and handsome, but if you are the same, you, Xiaoqing, can always have these four girlfriends at the same time?
The three of them burst into laughter. Emperor Yun's face looked as if he was constipated. He slapped the table angrily and said, "What I'm going to say next is how to find a girlfriend in college. Do you want to listen?"

Cheng Bing and others took a breath of cold air and nodded quickly as if they were pounding garlic.

What a joke!
They can only envy Qing Yun's talent in mathematics and cannot learn it. After all, it is mathematics.

As for business success, they ask themselves that firstly they don't have the strength, and secondly they don't have the natural talent of Qingyun. If this kind of thing happens too much, they will feel unbalanced and won't listen.

But a famous scumbag’s techniques for chasing girls...

What’s more, everyone wants to hear it!

Qing Yun coughed twice and took a deep breath.

The three little kids put down their chopsticks, held their breaths, and looked at him unblinkingly with eyes full of curiosity.

Emperor Yun cleared his throat, "My throat suddenly felt a little itchy. It would be nice if I had a bottle of fresh oranges."

Kong Ziqian immediately stood up, ran to the canteen, bought four bottles, and distributed them to everyone.

Qing Yun nodded secretly, this little kid... is sensible!
He opened the bottle and took a sip. In the eyes of his three roommates, who were about to stab him, Emperor Yun stopped trying to show off and said seriously, "To be honest, you three are not the type to pick up girls. Falling in love with the purpose of getting married, right?
Of course, if you just want to have fun, don't be embarrassed in front of me, just say it, you are all young people, I don't have those old-fashioned ideas, because you are only 18 years old, any responsibility or future is all nonsense. "

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke shook their heads like rattles.

Guo Ke, who has always been a bit conceited, sighed, "I don't know what the two of them think. I think 'one city, two people, three meals for four seasons'."

"If I could go from school uniform to wedding dress, I think it would be the happiest thing in life." Cheng Bing's eyes even brought a bit of yearning.

But Kong Ziqian shook his head, "I can only say that if the first one is not suitable, I will take the initiative to change."

Cheng Bing looked a little sideways when he heard this, "What if she loves you very much? Can you just change it?"

He never expected that this fat man who looked honest and honest would be so ruthless.

Guo Ke didn't speak, but there was a bit of contempt in his eyes.

Kong Ziqian lowered his head and said in a calm voice, "What if her parents don't like you, or your parents don't like her, or both parents don't like it?

What if you meet a girl who has crazy tendencies, loves to control you, and will harm herself if you don't listen to her?

What if your ideas conflict to the extreme, or your plans for the future are not on the same channel at all?
What if her moodiness and capriciousness cause you great distress and make you feel exhausted?
In this situation, how can you persist if she loves you no matter how much she loves you?
For example, there is someone who is full of enthusiasm and longing for the future, and hopes to travel together, try all kinds of novel things, and create beautiful memories together, but you prefer a stable life and are a little afraid of adventure and the unknown. The situation may feel overwhelming and overwhelming.

For example, if there is someone who is always full of energy and enthusiastic about life, but you prefer to be quiet and think alone, the differences between you may make you feel unable to adapt, and you will eventually have to make a choice. "

Confucius' words made Cheng Bing and Guo Ke hesitate to speak. They wanted to refute, but they didn't know where to start.

Moreover, they also know that these are likely to happen in real life.

However, shouldn't love be like 'the one you love is across mountains and seas, and mountains and seas can be equal'?

Qing Yun nodded secretly. Obviously, this Confucius had a lot of stories to tell.

Either his story, or the stories around him.

And this kind of story makes his thoughts completely different from those of Cheng Bing and Guo Ke.

but……

Still a little kid at heart.

High school students, unless they are beings like him and Qin Manman who transcend the Three Realms, how far can a puppy love go?
Kong Ziqian's voice became even deeper, "Marriage is like gambling on life. Really, it is a huge gamble, and the winning rate of this gamble is not that clear.

Because the world we live in is full of unknowns and the future is unpredictable, the same is true for marriage.

I believe you must have seen the parents of some classmates in your neighborhood go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce the day after the college entrance examination, right?

You must have seen that many parents have pointed fingers at their children's marriages, or even forcibly interfered, which eventually led to the breakdown of the marriage.

I've seen it, I've experienced it.

My best friend came home after the college entrance examination to meet him with a broken family.

My cousin finally had to divorce because of my aunt's constant opposition.

I have never been in love, and I also long for love, but this society makes it impossible for me to look forward to it. "

These words were heart-to-heart, and Cheng Bing and Guo Ke looked much better.

But this topic is too heavy.

It was so heavy that these three 18-year-old boys lost their joy in talking and felt depressed and uncomfortable.

Qing Yun wanted to laugh, but also felt helpless.

Who can blame it?
It can only be said that this is the case in society.

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　Things went smoothly, and the manuscripts that I thought would take a few days to be saved in advance were released at an accelerated pace.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)