Rekindle 2003

Chapter 418: When a boy grows into a man, he only needs to enter the bathing center once

Chen Yue was stunned for a moment and quickly looked around carefully.

A bunch of crimson stuff was waving with people's arms, and it was very obvious in the fog.

In fact, when southern friends are carrying large and small bags and preparing to go to the bathhouse, northern friends can hit the nail on the head with just one glance:

Where's the bath towel?

Bath towels are the second biggest blind spot for southerners in bathing centers.

The first time he saw a bath towel, Chen Yue thought it was a low-end version of a microwave oven glove.

After learning that the function of the bath towel is to rub mud, the first reaction of southerners is usually, I take a bath once a day, how can I possibly make mud out of it!
However, this group of southerners still cannot escape the most down-to-earth philosophical law of the 21st century - the law of true fragrance.

Rubbing left and right, after rubbing at 360 degrees, even with the fingers, facing the mountains of dirt on the bathing table, the southerners finally admitted that all the previous baths were in vain.

After all, southerners don’t bathe, only take a shower.

What is a shower?You just stand under the shower head, turn on the shower head, rinse for a few minutes, apply shower gel, rinse for a few more minutes, and then you're done.

Since then, the psychological activities of southerners when bathing in northern bathhouses can be summarized as follows:
70% Is that person looking at me + 20% I need to finish washing quickly + 5% The problem with the bath towel + 5% The shower head cannot be taken off.

For southerners who fall in love with bathing, bath towels usually become a souvenir when they return home during the holidays, spreading the wonders of bath towels to the world.

Of course, southern mothers who have never seen a bath towel will still regard it as a microwave mitt.

For southerners, bath towels are just a bathing utensil, but for northern friends, bath towels are still a familiar artifact.

After all, whether there is someone to help you take a bath is the key to testing your connections in northern bathhouses.

When southerners can finally ignore the eyes of others and start to concentrate on bathing, the seniors next to them will start talking:
Where are you from?How many dormitories are there?What major are you studying?What are the specialties of the South?Junior, do you need any help?
The northern senior's self-confidence is always so elegant, natural and comfortable.

When you are finally able to accept chatting and taking a shower at the same time, the senior will always say the right thing:
Junior, would you like to rub your back?I see you can't rub it.

The northern senior’s advice always comes in a timely manner and is insightful into people’s hearts.

Having been in bathhouses, he already knew that as long as the students from the south got through rubbing each other's backs, he would have nothing to fear from the bathhouses in the north.

From then on, the southerners were able to open up the two channels of Ren and Du. They could take off their clothes and take a bath freely in the bathhouse. They could also listen to other people's gossip. As time went by, they would become familiar with it and participate in it. Raising the mountain has invisibly solved part of the social terror problem.

After all, from the initial jealousy and shame to the final calmness, this kind of sublimation of the mentality is very growth-promoting.

When this group of southerners returned to their hometown to reunite with their high school classmates during the winter vacation of their freshman year, they looked at those classmates who stayed in the south to study, and they looked more like they were looking at their younger brothers.

How many roads must a man walk down,

Before you call him a man?

One bathing center is enough.

You can even see a kind of confidence in the eyes of this group of holiday migratory birds.

The bathhouse in the northern school emphasizes self-reliance.

However, the big bathhouses in society provide one-stop services including taking off, showering, soaking, steaming, rubbing, pressing, blowing, eating and playing.

Among them, the bath master is recognized as the number one ace in the big bathhouse.

In a bathing center whose price is several times higher, the bath master is naturally the king of kings.

In the eyes of friends from the north, life is not perfect unless it is rubbed with mud by a bath master.

But the southerners who have just recovered from the "wine pool and meat forest" have only two worries in their hearts:
One is like Qing Yun.It's not that he never took a bath in his previous life, but in this life, as a delicate pig boy who was trained by two girlfriends, he thinks, 'I'm so clean, wouldn't it be a waste of time for the master to rub out the mud if he can't rub it out? '

Second, like Bai Le, at this moment, he even felt that what he had just done under the faucet in the bathroom was a child's play.

He is extremely social now. If he rubs out so much mud, will he be laughed at by the uncle? '

Faced with Xiao Qing's worries, the king of kings who was serving him looked at his back muscles that had not been soaked with dirt for the first time, with a fierce look on his face: There is no mud in the world that I can't rub out!
Qing Yun suddenly felt something bad.

He was lying on the chopping board, like a fish that had just been boiled, and the master who was taking a bath at this moment was like a knife.

I saw the uncle wave his hand, pour some hot water on his body, and then reveal his workplace artifact-a bath towel!

The uncle starts from the neck, rubs the arms, rubs the fingers, rubs the chest, rubs the abdomen, all the way down.
The uncle's first stroke often brings unrivaled strength.

"It doesn't hurt, does it? Is my hand heavy?"

Qing Yun knew very well that what the uncle said was just to follow the work process, just like Teacher Tony asked you, 'Cut it shorter? 'Generally, I just treat you politely and don't care about your reply at all.

Once you can't hold it back anymore and howl like a slaughtering pig: "It hurts, it hurts! Uncle, please be gentle.", you will only get the master's disdain and concern:

"You have such a small body that you can't handle it. I haven't exerted enough strength yet."

"If it's not heavy, it won't fall into the mud. Look at the mud on your body, it's all falling down."

But if you don’t change your expression: “Gaha Wan, I guess you haven’t eaten yet!”

You will ignite the uncle's fighting spirit and use his true skills, allowing you to see the world. There is really no mud in the world that he cannot grind out.

At this time, your voice will be louder than you imagined.

So, don’t be brave, Southern friends.

At this time, Qin Xiangyu, who was rubbing the mud next to him, shouted out with great enjoyment, "It's so cool!" '

Regarding the second concern, southern friends have no need to worry.

For the master bather, the northerners who have been taking baths for most of their lives can no longer satisfy them.

Only by washing out the old skin of southerners who have never had a bath, the more old skin they rub out, the more they can reach the pinnacle of their work achievements.

Don’t worry about anything, just remember the secret words of the masters:

When you tap your back, you know you need to turn over; when you tap your feet, you know you need to switch legs; when you rub your collarbone, you know you need to stretch your neck.

Taking a bath with hot water is just a hair rub. Northern friends have an upgraded version of their favorite experience - milk rub, also called milking.

However, this enjoyment is generally only enjoyed by women.

After rubbing the mud, pour a bowl of fresh milk evenly on your body and then massage it, which will surely make every inch of your body full of milk.

In the large bathhouses in the Northeast, aunties will carry pure milk into the bathhouse, which is all prepared for their skin.

What's even richer than milk massage is that when you go to the bathhouse, you not only massage milk, but you also have to add salt, sulfur, and honey. The whole set is very delicious.

If you don’t like milk massage, you can also use wine massage, vinegar massage, aloe vera massage, or if you are richer, cucumber bath, banana bath, fresh fruit bath...

Bathing in everything.

(End of this chapter)