Chapter 161 The Bearded Mill

The place where many waters gather is usually a place of outstanding people. Even if there are no outstanding people, they will usually make a voice like an outstanding person when they arrive at such a place.

Even if this person is a Song dwarf who can no longer straighten his waist after seeing the emperor, he can actually write a full-bodied poem like "If Ling Yunzhi wins in the future, dare to laugh at Huang Chao not being a husband" on the Xunyang Tower .

Of course Shorty Song was punished immediately after pretending to be coercive, and changed to pretending to be crazy, selling stupid and eating stinky shit, but if it weren't for the outstanding Xunyang, maybe even if he was killed, he wouldn't be able to write such a poem that completely violated his character, right?

"Fighting stink with stink?
It seems that this Zhouzhou is still a bit interesting, to be able to come up with such a wonderful method, although I disdain this kind of heresy, I have to admit that he is still a little clever."

The rain in Xunyang is more impermanent than anywhere else. It often happens that the sky was clear and sunny a moment ago, and then it rains heavily after a few minutes. common;

In this weather environment, this tall man wearing a bamboo hat looks very normal. People in Xunyang will only think of him as a migrant worker from the countryside, but they will not think that he is a hero in ancient costume.

Cheng Lincheng has a big beard. If Bai Weisheng, who founded the Huaxia Qinxing Weapons List, would recognize him at a glance, the youngest of the 36 friends, his Qinxing weapon is a strange stone mill.

It is said that the longer his beard grows, the sweeter the grinder will be, because he needs to be careful not to stir his beard into it when he grinds the grinder with long beard, and it will become more delicious. Careful and careful, Cheng Dahuzi, who recognized the truth, once grinded the most delicate soy milk and made the most delicious tofu.

So there is a saying in Qinxing, "Cheng Huzi's tofu is not tofu, it is bean-flavored nectar." '

Cheng Dahuzi is very tall, so he is very strong. He can carry three or four beautiful cooks like Huizhou Seven Girls on his shoulders; so the apprentices he accepts must be "cows".

His apprentice was also surnamed Niu, and he was a "thin man" weighing two hundred catties.

Because Niu Yong is really too tall, with a height of [-] meters, he is as tall as Dayao, and his weight of [-] catties is not enough for this skeleton. He is just pitifully thin.

"Thin" belongs to "thin", but Niu Yong's strength is stronger than his master's. The two stone mills with diameters of 33cm and 40cm are not too difficult to lift in his hands.

Perhaps it was the height of this guy that caused the staff at the ticket office to have a certain illusion. They always felt that the two stone mills were like children's toys, and they were not asked to check them in, so they were brought to the platform.

"I don't like to be vegetarian, and I don't like to eat stinky food. A stinky chef is definitely not a good thing!"

Niu Yong took a deep breath, and hummed dissatisfiedly in his nose: "Master, you came here just for this surname Zhou? But I'm exhausted, and these two stone mills are not light, I have mentioned them all." For long distances, taxis are not willing to take them.
It's all because of this surnamed Zhou, master, you have to scold him severely when you turn around, and tell him not to cook stinky dishes in the future! "

"What do you know? Master, I am famous for playing with grinding discs. Why can I beat those culinary masters in those countries? Isn't it because of these two grinding discs?"

Niu Yong, who was carrying two stone mills, didn't look like a chef, he looked like an evil star descending from the earth. The passengers waiting to get on the bus were afraid of seeing them, and they all stayed away from their masters and apprentices, so that Cheng Da, who had always been loud, didn't have to worry about it. What, hehe laughed and said: "You can't play millstone without soy milk and tofu, have you forgotten that stinky tofu is also the master's specialty?

Silly boy, that's not what the master came here for, let's see! "

He took out a copy of "Lixing Tianxia" from his arms, opened it and stuffed it in front of Niu Yong. Niu Yong stared at it for a long time before he understood: "His grandma's, it turns out that Zhouzhou is very powerful. Said that he should be ranked among the 36 friends in Qinxing Weapon Spectrum?
Wouldn't it be the same as you, master, you are all very good chefs!
Master, then stop scolding him and make friends with him, shall we? "

"You are a fool!"

Cheng Dahuzi was furious, picked up the magazine and threw it on the apprentice's head: "Grandma's, there are only 36 places in total, where is your master now?"

"The master is so powerful, the master ranks first"

Niu Yong was stunned, and it took him a long time to understand: "Master, you are ranked 36."

"Isn't it just that, if he came in, wouldn't your master and I be squeezed out?"

Cheng Dahuzi sneered and said: "This time we have to see whether it is his magic hand or my Cheng Dahuzi's grinding disc!"

"Then do you still need to ask, master, how heavy is your grinding disc? You are amazing! Master, I'm tired, can you bring up the grinding disc?"

"What do I mention? Check the ticket and get on the train!"
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Chen Yan subconsciously took two steps back, plopping her heart.

Unexpectedly, at the end of the ticket check, a bearded man and a 'giant' came. The 'giant' held two grinding discs in his hands, bowed his head, had big mouth, eyes and small nose, and his ears were protruding. , grinning at her, "Hey, she looks good" "Master, this girl is so pretty!" '

Chen Yan turned her head and saw that it was a bearded man with a head like a wax gourd, just like the eccentrics in the book, who had walked into the carriage and was wearing a bamboo hat. She has seen movies, in which people wearing bamboo hats are all ruthless people ah.
At that time, Chen Yan had the heart to call the marshals. Fortunately, the bearded man seemed to be reasonable. He slapped the "giant" hard on the head, and handed over the ticket with a smile. Chen Yan took it and saw that there were still two tickets. A ticket for a soft sleeper box.Xunyang is a big city, and there are still some soft sleeper guests who get off here. After all, not everyone has the time to follow x164 to walk [-] miles.

Chen Yan secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Bad guys won't buy tickets. The real-name system is enforced these days, so don't look at people who look fierce. In fact, they are normal people who don't even have a height limit. Chen Yan, Chen Yan, you can't Judging people by their appearance, this is the red flag train.

I just don't know what the staff on the platform did, how did they get them to bring the millstones on the train?
But until now, Chen Yan couldn't let them get in the car.

"Two gentlemen, please go to the right, your soft sleeper is not far away"

Chen Yan, who calmed down, immediately put on a professional smile, and did not forget to remind Niu Yong: "Sir, you are tall, so be careful to lower your head.

But I'm sorry that you turned around and fell asleep with your legs bent. "

"Hey, it's okay, I'm used to it, so I just sleep with my legs bent. Hey, master, this girl is pretty and has a good heart, hey"

Niu Yong chuckled, revealing his heartless nature.

"Thank you, comrade."

Cheng Dabeard kicked the apprentice's ass: "If you talk nonsense in the future, I will beat you to death!"

"Hey, I didn't talk nonsense, master, she just looks good, hey"

(End of this chapter)

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