Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 162
[Dungeon Name: Crazy Text Village]

[Number of copies: 30+5 people]

[Dungeon Difficulty: C Grade]

[Dungeon task: The villagers of Fengwen Village are very hospitable, satisfying the hospitality of at least ten villagers. 】

【Task time: 3 day】

[Friendly Reminder: 1. How well the villagers welcome you will greatly affect the final dungeon evaluation. 】

[2. The villagers of Fengwen Village are not always hospitable. 】

At the entrance of an isolated village with no one inhabited for dozens of miles, five figures suddenly descended.

Chen Yongan looked around with a flat expression, and finally fixed on the village not far in front of him.

It was already dark at this time, and it had not yet entered the night time, but the whole village had no lights. The moonlight sprinkled a strange layer of red on the small earthen houses built by the mountains, and the silence was even more frightening.

"Okay, the arrival has been completed. I promised before that I will protect you in this instance, but don't be too confident. Unless it is an emergency, I will not take action."

"With all that said, you can do it for yourself."

Chen Yongan glanced at the four of them indifferently, and especially stayed on Wang Tao and He Nian for a few more times. Their entire bodies disappeared in an instant without even arousing any sign of trouble, as if they didn't exist at all just now.

In the silence, only Duan Ming, He Nian, Qiu Yu and Wang Tao remained.

Needless to say, He Nian and Qiu Yu were naturally headed by Duan Ming, and immediately leaned over.

They are still a little confused.

As soon as the front foot became a hero inexplicably, the back foot was immediately brought into a strange world.

He Nian couldn't turn his head around at all, so he could only look at Duan Ming for help.

"What the hell is going on here?"

Duan Ming raised his hand to signal silence, and began to sort out the whole process.

There are doubts everywhere.

I won't mention the two extra hero titles that suddenly appeared.

Why do you have to pass a designated dungeon ticket to enter Paradise?
This is all for this "Crazy Wen Village", right?

On the whole, the key point must be Qiu Yu and He Nian.

He Nian has been playing since he was a child, and apart from his two advantages of being bigger and stupid, this bastard seems to have nothing worthy of attention.

Could it be because of Qiu Yu?

Hard to say.

From the conversation between Chen Yongan and Qiu Jing before, it is not difficult to hear the competitive relationship between the two, but it is not known whether there is a reason for this.

I thought about it for a long time.

Well, it's still the old rules.

Dreaming is useless, maybe you will get the answer slowly with the progress of the dungeon.

Duan Ming looked at Wang Tao who was standing alone in the distance, embarrassed to lean over and dare not enter the village alone, turned around cautiously, pulled the two of them to squat down, and said in a low voice.

"No matter what's going on with it, there is a vice president of the Guild Wardens Association to help take care of it. Isn't this dungeon just a joke? Anyway, we can't die anyway. Let's do it boldly, and maybe we can dig it up." There are some hidden missions."

Wang Tao kept his ears up all the time, listening to the whispers of the small group, raised his eyebrows immediately, took a deep breath, and strode forward with a faint black air around his buttocks.

He Nian was in a hurry and got up to follow, but was held back by Duan Ming.

"What are you pulling me for? Don't let this kid preempt you from hiding the mission later." He said anxiously.

"I lied to him."

Duan Ming said lightly, Wang Tao's back in sight had already trotted into the village.

"Hidden tasks are not so easy to trigger, the most important thing is"

"We might not be that safe either."

The big man squatted back in an instant: "What do you mean?"

Duan Ming looked behind him, only it was pitch black, and there was no one at all.

"Chen Yong'an, it probably wasn't the real body that entered the dungeon."

This is the information that he only learned after his arrival.

Outside, he had detected Chen Yongan's contracted ghost, destruction level, or because of the special constraints of the boundary stone, or it might be one of his own abilities, but after he came in, his strength was only at the peak of disaster level.

The difficulty of the C-level copy corresponds to the ceiling of the disaster-level combat power. With his current strength, if he does not trigger the most powerful existence behind the entire copy, it is indeed enough to escort the four of them.

But he didn't know that Duan Ming was a professional digger of the final hidden mission. He really provoked the last one. If it was a disaster-level low-level mid-level, it would be fine, but if it was also a peak level, Chen Yongan might not be able to deal with it. It's so easy, these little bastards like me don't have time to take care of it at all.

He Nian was dumbfounded again.

"What does that mean?"

"It's nothing." Duan Ming shook his head, "Just to remind everyone that this dungeon may not be as simple as a reward."

Qiu Yu nodded solemnly, and then frowned again: "It's okay to be careful, but you were obviously cheating on Wang Tao just now. Wang Tao is his man. Are you really okay?"

Duan Ming shook his head.

"I did it on purpose, Wang Tao"

"I want to test a conjecture on him."

"It's almost time to enter the village!"

With an order, He Nian and Qiu Yu stood up and moved forward without hesitation.

Duan Ming came to the end, and looked around for the last time, but there was still no one, but the corner of his mouth was slightly hooked.

The village looks small from a distance, but it feels different when you get closer.

The entire village is almost built on the top of a mountain, and the low earthen buildings are arranged in no order at all, and the orientation of the houses is also like a joke. There are all kinds of shapes, just Two words to describe.

chaos.

Wang Tao had long since disappeared, and He Nian had a choice phobia standing in front of the three-way intersection at the entrance of the village.

"Hey Duan Ming, where are you going?"

Qiu Yu: "Does it matter which way you go? Anyway, there is no one in the whole village."

He Nian slapped his forehead: "Oh yes, what about the people in the village? Didn't the dungeon mission let us go to the villagers' homes as guests? Wouldn't it be an impossible mission without the villagers?"

"Let's take a look around first? How about it? Separate or together?" Duan Ming asked.

After all, it was not the first time to enter the Paradise Realm, and the two chose without hesitation.
act together.

Duan Ming took the lead and walked towards the nearest small dilapidated earthen house.

Squeak~ah~~~~~

The old door was opened, and there was a piercing ghost cry.

The room was completely dark, and the three of them lowered their heads at the same time to operate, and turned on the flashlight function of the Shitu browser.

As soon as visibility was established, everyone was frightened in an instant.

Just now through the red moonlight outside, a square table could be seen faintly in front of the hall. At this time, the light was shining, and a huge black and white photo was rightly placed in the center of the table. In the picture, a man was looking straight at the three people.

"Fuck! What the hell!"

He Nian angrily turned his head around in the photo, only to lose a bit of the feeling of being watched.

It is indeed very different from the previous copy.

It has been experienced several times, and the concept of a self-consistent society in the Paradise has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Where has experienced such a strange start?
The house is not big, and it is clear at a glance. Except for the posthumous photo in front of the hall, there is no abnormality in other places at all.

"Come on, let's go to the attic."

Duan Ming turned his gaze to an upward wooden staircase.

With successive creaking sounds, the three of them climbed up the stairs carefully.

Like most rural attic spaces, this is a place for all sorts of clutter.

A mess indeed.

If that pitch-black coffin counts as sundries.

For the three of them now, the bloody ghosts did not frighten him as much as the scene in front of them.

"Go, He Nian, open the coffin lid." Duan Ming ordered.

He Nian suddenly stretched his nostrils: "Are you kidding! Why don't you two go?"

Hearing this, Qiu Yu became sluggish in an instant, and said weakly, "I'm not as strong as you."

He Nian: "()"

Well, you are right.

Looking at Duan Ming, this guy took out a mask from nowhere and smacked it on his face, while delicately sticking the mask, he showed his hands coquettishly.

"What are you looking at! Didn't I see that I was doing business? And I just had a manicure, so I'm not suitable for rough work."

"Your uncle's armor! Isn't this the ashes you just wiped on the ground temporarily!!!"

"Tell me if you just did it."

"Fuck!"

In terms of thick-skinned, He Nian thinks he is well versed in this way, compared to his previous life, he is a treasure.

Stepping forward slowly, his hands were already on the coffin board.

"Actually, I think so."

The reflection of the kitchen knife flashed across his eyes quickly.

boom!
The coffin lid flew away.

moment.

A loud voice came with a sarcasm immediately: "Hey, look, nothing happened, isn't it just a dead man? Look, you two are scared, what a coward."

The two returned to their original state and came forward. There was indeed only one corpse lying in the coffin, and it was still intact. Looking at his face, it was the man in the photo taken in front of the hall.

Duan Ming curled his lips and was about to say something, at this moment, a piercing scream pierced the silence, and then, a chill fell on everyone in vain.

Night has come.

"It's Wang Tao's voice, let's go!"

Duan Ming rushed downstairs first, He Nian Qiu Yu also followed, followed by the sound and rushed quickly.

But the strange thing is that on the way to the road, the originally dark houses began to light up with dim lights one by one, and the voices of people gradually became louder. When Wang Tao appeared in front of him, the whole village was actually a lively scene, which was completely different from the dead village just now. on the contrary.

Several ghost children opened the door and rushed out, starting to play together.

Having no time to worry about these, Duan ordered the three of them to rush to a small earthen house, where Wang Tao was.

In front of him, there was also a child standing about four or five years old.

Others can't see it.

He has no face.

Except for a mess of hair, the whole head is simply a meatball.

At this time, he was looking up at Wang Tao with his hands behind his back, tilting his head.

"Brother, can you play with me for a while?"

Wang Tao still has lingering fears at this time.

Hearing Duan Ming's remarks earlier, he plunged into the village without even thinking about it. To be honest, facing ghosts and the fear of the unknown are completely different things, especially knowing that ghosts will inevitably emerge from this unknown, just like knowing Knowing the plot of a certain horror movie, but being thrown into the movie situation, in that deliberately created horror atmosphere, my heart will inevitably feel hairy.

Almost the whole time was in an extremely tense mood, but the more so, the more intense the reaction to any trouble.

What's more, a faceless child suddenly appeared.

Seeing the three of Duan Ming coming, Wang Tao covered his crotch with an unnatural expression, and turned his lower body in the opposite direction.

"Why are you here?"

"Everyone is a classmate, how can you see death without saving?" Duan Ming said boldly.

Wang Tao is now more and more uncertain about Duan Ming's thoughts.

Let's say he cheated, sometimes he really helped.

Let's say he is blunt.
He robbed me of breakfast.

At this time, Wang Tao felt that the hem of his clothes was being pulled.

"Brother, can you play with me for a while?"

"Go, go, go, go away, you annoying brat."

He angrily coaxed the faceless boy away.

If all things were brought to the fore, he would still be afraid of an egg, especially when he thought that he was so scared that he peed his pants just now, and he suddenly became angry, and even wanted to kick him twice.

Duan Ming pulled it back urgently.

"Are you sick? Children are also beaten?"

Wang Tao: "What qualifications do you have to say about me? Isn't that baby ghost in Fengxian High School often beaten into a pig's head by you and He Nian?"

Duan Ming: "!!!"

"What year!"

"Roger that!"

Three minutes later, Wang Tao whimpered and squatted in the corner sobbing.

From time to time, the buttocks will be twitched violently.

Grandma has a leg, why are you attacking her vitals?

For 3 full minutes, under Duan Ming's behest, the two of them almost fully demonstrated the meaning of Millennium Killing. Poor Wang Tao didn't even have a chance to release the wretched ghost. It was blocked back.

He Nian shook his hand, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it in disbelief, and immediately pulled away in distaste.

In the blink of an eye, Duan Mingshi abruptly took off three layers of disposable rubber gloves.

He Nian: "???"

At this time, Qiu Yu, who was watching the play with great interest, also felt that the hem of his clothes was being pulled.

"Brother, can you play with me for a while?"

Qiu Yu smiled and squatted down, affectionately rubbing the faceless boy's hair, and was about to hand over the melon seeds, but when he thought that the other party had no mouth, he withdrew his hand again.

"Okay, so what do you want to play?"

Although the other party has no face, it is not difficult to see the excitement of the faceless boy from the squirming of the meat ball after hearing this.

"Then I want to play. Scared~"

The little bunny ran away like a frightened deer, and quickly disappeared into the intricate room path.

"Faceless Xiao Xi~"

"Xiao Xi, nobody wants~"

"Poor little Xi~"

A group of ghost dolls bounced around, laughing and shouting at the alley where the faceless boy disappeared.

Sure enough, bear children are annoying wherever they are. It is conceivable that it is another story of a poor child who is isolated.

He Nian was kind-hearted, and immediately ended up driving away the booing ghost dolls.

"Go, go, what virtue, don't let me catch you and smash your little heads one by one."

"Slightly slightly ~ let's go ~"

The bear devils laughed and ran away, and many men and women in strange shapes poked their heads out of the dilapidated tile-roofed houses, none of them showed a look of reproach, but looked at the little ones fondly and began to have new fun again.

It seems that it has changed back to the appearance of the original fantasy world.

But only at night.

At this moment, several doors opened, and several human beings stepped out, with mixed expressions of joy and dislike. Some of them were even chatting and laughing happily with the villagers behind them, as if they were very familiar with each other.

Duan Ming and the four of them turned serious at the same time.

what happened!

There was obviously no one in the whole village just now.

　happy New Year to all!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)