Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 161 Two extra heroes?
"Knock Knock Knock~"

Duan Ming lowered the car window, he was already stiff in front of the steering wheel because he was driving, but now his face was as white as paper.

At this moment, he really felt that the big brother in uniform outside was more terrifying than a ghost.

Embarrassed smile.

"Uncle Traffic Police, what's the matter? I was very observant of traffic rules just now."

The traffic policeman was a little dumbfounded: "Yes, I know you obey the rules, but you don't have to drive so slowly on the straight road at the intersection of traffic lights, right? It's only a distance of more than ten meters, and you were stuck for three red lights. Do you hear the cars behind you honking their horns?"

"There are too many cars," Duan Ming whispered.

The traffic policeman rubbed his forehead helplessly.

Really vegetable chicken.

"Forget it, forget it, I didn't ask you to deal with this matter. You are overloaded, do you know? It is obviously a five-seater car, and you can squeeze one, two, three or seven people into it. Please show your driver's license."

Duan Ming only felt that the pores all over his body stood up.

How can he have such a thing?

"That, Uncle Policeman, we are from the Weird Investigation Bureau, you see"

"Oh?"

The traffic policeman glanced in.

He Nian and Ji Xian, the two big guys, gave up the back seat to Chen Feng's trio in order to flatter them, and they simply sat on the laps of the trio, their huge bodies almost completely covering the three grinning faces behind them. Actually, at this moment, he bowed his waist and hooked his back and smiled awkwardly at the traffic policeman.

He withdrew his eyes lightly, continued to operate the phone calmly, and pointed forward by the way.

"See that car in front? They also said it belonged to the Bureau of Weird Investigations."

Duan Ming: "Ha, haha, what a coincidence, isn't it? They are all colleagues."

"fake."

"Uh"

"Please cooperate with my work."

Duan Ming looked at a hand stretched into the car window, and began to wink wildly behind him.

Chen Feng had no choice but to squeeze through the gap between the two old men, and handed out a certificate.

"Hello, this is our ID. We are indeed from the Weird Investigation Bureau. We are currently carrying out a mission. We had to squeeze into a car as a last resort. Please accommodate us."

Seeing the certificate in front of him, the traffic policeman's eyes instantly showed respect.

The Weird Investigation Bureau has a detached status among the people, and members who aim to protect all mankind are respected by the people, let alone jobs of similar nature.

He immediately saluted standardly.

"You've worked hard!"

Duan Ming: "Then can we go?"

"Okay, okay, don't interfere with your mission, do you need me to clear the way for you?"

"No, no, no, no."

While talking, Duan Ming stepped on the accelerator.

Turned off.

"Hahaha."

Start again, start like a snail.

Until the traffic police completely disappeared from sight, Ji Xian finally couldn't help it.

"Duan Ming, why don't I drive it?"

"No."

"But you've been driving for more than two hours, and we haven't left the downtown area of ​​Dongshi yet."

"Oh, it's so annoying. I'm a famous fast driver in the Paradise. I'm just not used to it now. Wait for me to do it. Let's see how many tricks I'll do for you."

The whole car was slapped with a Garen Q.

Everyone had no choice but to hold back.

By the time they arrived at the branch office of Jinshi, the moon was already hanging high in the sky.

He Nian and Ji Xian felt like they were about to fall asleep.

Chen Feng's trio felt that their legs were almost gone.

Duan Ming stretched his waist.

"Ah~~~ It's finally here, how is it? I'm driving fairly steadily, right?"

Stability is stability, the two-hour drive took six or seven hours, and stability can only be used as the only advantage.

Of course, everyone can only keep such words in their hearts. If they say it, they have every reason to believe that Duan Ming will take them for a walk a few more times to show off his so-called tricks.

"Yeah, it's already this late?"

You only found out when you co-authored it! ! ! ×6
"It seems that the staff should be off work, right? Yeah? No, what are we going back to the branch office for?"

With the steering wheel in your hands, who knows what you're going to do! ! ! ×6
"Forget it, after driving for so long, I'm a little hungry, everyone sit tight and go to my house for dinner."

∑(O_O;)×6
boom!
boom!
boom!
Three heavy doors slammed almost at the same time, and the carriage, which was full just now, was instantly emptied, and six figures rushed in six directions.

They know tactics.

What a coincidence, Duan Ming just understood the essence of Yili Breakwanfa not long ago.

An hour later, the whole family sat neatly at Duan Ming's dining table.

Early the next morning.

Duan Ming stood in front of the mirror scratching his head.

"Hey, let's see if your dad is handsome today?"

He Nian didn't leave last night, and spent the night in Duan Ming's room. At this time, he was eating the ordinary breakfast he bought, as if he was enjoying the most delicious food.

"Shuai Nima, isn't this the suit you wore when you entered Fengxian High School?" He said vaguely.

"You know what a fart! A man should have a mature and stable appearance, and today is the day when I become a hero."

"Hey, where's my hairspray? Oh here."

"Put some glue first."

Combing his hair again to look like an adult, Duan Ming turned around contentedly, both faces were stunned.

Taking advantage of Duan Ming's efforts, He Nian actually ate up the breakfast for two people, and now there is only one cake left.

He Nian made a decisive decision immediately.

"Bah, bah, bah~"

"Ha, ha~ it's mine now, I've licked it."

Duan Ming made a prompt decision.

"Bah, bah, bah~"

"Ha, ha~ it's yours, you've licked it."

He Nian: "o(▼皮▼メ;)o"

But he still hurriedly stuffed the whole cake into his mouth.

While slurring his words, he said, "TNND, we could eat together when we were young, but why not when we grow up? Huh~ I'm so angry."

As soon as the breakfast turmoil was over, the two rushed to the Weird Investigation Bureau. On the way, Duan Ming hinted several times that the driver would help drive, but was stopped by He Nian. The originally reserved hour only took 10 minutes arrive at the destination.

The taxi fled like flying, leaving behind two psychopaths standing blankly at the gate of the branch office.

Duan Ming grumbled angrily: "Look, I stayed for about the same amount of time, so what are you talking about?"

He Nian: "I'll fuck you, who the hell knew that you came an hour early to drive! What should we do now?"

"What else can I do? Wait, we don't know anyone inside."

Both of them squatted down on the curb by the side of the road, like two hooligans.

But Chen Feng and the others didn't wait, they waited for Wang Tao.

At best, Wang Tao's ghost energy was overdrawn yesterday, and he didn't suffer any injuries. After a night's rest, although the ghost energy has not recovered to its full strength, his physical condition is no longer hindered.

At this time, he was blushing, ready to meet his highlight moment today.

As soon as he turned the corner, he saw the rogue duo squatting on the ground shaking their heads.

He subconsciously stepped back slightly.

He remembered the scene of Duan Ming tearing up the devil yesterday so clearly that it left a psychological shadow, but then he thought that his dear one's strength has soared, at least against Duan Ming's opponent yesterday, he would never be beaten so badly Embarrassed, he regained his confidence in an instant.

He took out a handsome coat from the boundary stone space and put it on.

"Duan Ming!"

The original normal footsteps were released very slowly, and it took at least five or six seconds for one foot to lift to the ground.

Duan Ming turned his head and frowned.

Immediately got up and strode forward.

"Pretend to be your mother! It's so noisy, turn off the music for me."

Seeing that the other party was so aggressive, Wang Tao subconsciously panicked again, and hurriedly turned off the background music of the God of Gamblers, but stopped immediately.

What am I afraid of when I am riding a horse!I am a hero now, and I am stronger than him, so he should be afraid of me!

He still thinks that the evil-level duanming yesterday was dealt with by the vice-chairmen who arrived in time.

Immediately the nostrils lifted up again.

"You have to know who you are talking to, I am"

Before he finished speaking, Duan Ming grabbed the unfinished breakfast from Wang Tao's hand and turned to leave, cursing at the same time.

Wang Tao gritted his teeth, but this was the entrance of the Weird Investigation Bureau, he didn't dare to be rough, so he had to stomp his feet bitterly and walked in.

Sooner or later, I will clean you up one day.

The two ignored Wang Tao who left.

He Nian looked eagerly at the fried dough sticks in Duan Ming's hands.

"What are you?"

Duan Ming: "(°°)!!"

He stuffed everything into his mouth three times, five times and two times, and his two cheeks puffed up.

"Finished."

He Nian: "."

The two squatted at the door, one walked in, but what the three didn't notice was that a surveillance probe at the gate of the sub-bureau was turning around, rotating back and forth among the three figures.

In a luxurious office on the top floor of the sub-bureau, Chen Yongan, the vice president of the Guild Masters Association, was sitting in front of the computer, answering the phone.

But even though he was the only one in the office, his sitting upper body was still as straight as a steel gun.

"That's right, Chief, the surveillance screen is Duan Ming and Wang Tao who handled the Dongshi Ghost Gate incident this time."

There was no response from the other end of the phone, only the monitoring screen was constantly being manipulated back and forth.

After being silent for a long time, Chen Yongan finally couldn't help asking: "Director, Wang Tao made great contributions to this incident and dealt with an evil-level invading ghost alone, and Duan Ming just used a special item, that's all. Of course, I am not denying Duan Ming's contribution, but in terms of contribution, it is reasonable to give Wang Tao the title of a third-level hero, and Duan Ming a fourth-level hero, right? Why should Duan Ming be promoted to the third level?"

The other end of the phone finally spoke, with a low voice.

"Yong'an, you can't just see that Wang Tao dealt with the evil-level ghost. Although we don't know the process, I believe that it will never be a person who pulls away the ghost and turns it off easily. The door is so simple. Since Duan Ming has the courage to go alone with Wang Tao, he should not be a reckless person, and I believe that he has already made arrangements in his heart."

"Strategy is sometimes a kind of strength."

"A third-level hero, he deserves it."

The director spoke softly, but contained an unquestionable tone.

Chen Yong'an clenched his fist, then let it go immediately.

"Yes, everything is under the director's arrangement."

"Okay." The other end of the phone continued, "It's not that I don't understand the grievances between you and Lao Qiu, I'm just too lazy to talk about it. Under the condition of ensuring the safety of human beings, I will fight as you like, but for heroes, I can't be careless. "

"Oh, by the way, Lao Qiu has left the gold market, there is one thing"

The monitoring screen began to rotate, and finally it was fixed on Duan Ming and He Nian. The two little hooligans were pointing at the long legs they were passing with great interest.

And in the center of the picture is He Nian's big face.

"He was also involved in the incident at the time, right?"

"I need you to do one thing."

After waiting for a long time, Chen Feng and the others finally arrived one after another.

Chen Feng: "It's so early, I thought I would be No.15 1 minutes earlier?"

The man in the suit with greasy hair and pink face said shamelessly: "Today is an important day, so you have to be more serious. You see, I have already put on the suit you gave me before. Only the gift from the boss Chen Feng is worthy of the one crowned on my head today." Crown of Heroes."

Chen Feng's eyes were red.

He Nian curled his mouth.

He muttered softly: "Then do you think it is possible to shorten my probationary period?"

Duan Ming: "Then do you think it is possible to shorten my probationary period?"

"Uh, maybe not. I'm just the captain of an ordinary investigation team. How can I have such authority?"

"Oh fine."

Losing the mood to continue flattering, they waited until Qiu Yu's duo also arrived, and the group entered the office building.

A huge stepped conference hall has already been arranged extremely solemnly, and many people sat in it, with their heads open, wanting to see who the "hero" who made the noise was.

Didn't this just hit Wang Tao's gun?

After Chen Yongan finished his two-hour official speech, he finally got to the point.

"The following will invite our hero today to come on stage."

"First is Wang Tao."

"During the Dongshi ghost gate incident, he risked his life to eliminate an evil ghost guarding the ghost gate with his own strength, provided his teammate Duan Ming with the opportunity to close the ghost gate, and saved the lives of the entire Dongshi people. , made a great contribution, and the organization decided to award the title of a third-level hero, everyone welcomes!"

Wang Tao stood up slowly under the focus of his eyes, waved and nodded to the colleagues behind him forcefully, and then...
Take the stage in slow motion.

Luo Yulong in the audience covered his forehead in embarrassment.

Chen Yong'an waited with veins on his forehead for him to fill up his whole body, and then he gathered his emotions and continued to introduce.

"The second place is Duan Ming just mentioned. After Wang Tao solved the guardian ghost, he used a special item to close the ghost gate. According to the organization's resolution, he was also awarded the title of a third-level hero."

Wang Tao: "???"

Suddenly, whispers began to sound from the audience.

Duan Ming is not bothered.

What he cares about is more practical things.

He came to the stage obediently, stood aside obediently, and smiled obediently at Wang Tao who was gnashing his teeth.

"Hmm~"

With a soft cough, the scene was suddenly silent.

Chen Yongan took a glance.

"Next, those who participated in this operation and made outstanding contributions will also receive corresponding honors."

"According to the resolution of the organization, it is decided to award two more four-level hero titles, to"

"Qiu Yu and He Nian."

what!
The two raised their heads in shock, looked at each other, and knew from the disbelief in their eyes that they must have heard it wrong just now.

"I invite you two to come on stage."

After Chen Yongan said that, the two walked up to the stage no matter how puzzled they were.

Contrary to Duan Ming Liumu, the former's eyes are also full of doubts.

It's more of a worry.

Qiu Yu died once, and it stands to reason that he is more qualified to win the title of hero than anyone present, but he voluntarily requested not to report this matter, that is to say, all his missions in the ghost gate incident, except Duan Ming, have no One person learned that there was no reason to be appreciated by the superiors.

What year is even worse.

This guy simply sneaked out and showed his side.

Duan Ming had to keep an eye out for being suddenly announced that he had received an additional title of hero.

At this time, Chen Yongan continued to speak to the public.

"The title of hero, the honor of fighting, this is not a compliment to the four of them. It can be said that all humans in East City live because of the four of them. They deserve these honors."

"It's just an affirmation."

"But I don't want this kind of affirmation to become a means of motivating you, and we people in the Weird Investigation Bureau don't need to use it as a driving force to move forward. The belief of guardianship will always be the most fundamental persistence in our hearts."

Although the mandarin he speaks is one set, but this is actually Chen Yongan's true inner thoughts.

After all, he is also a member of the Weird Investigation Bureau who cares about all mankind.

"Okay, regarding the honored personnel this time, each person will receive an additional 10 cash bonus."

"and also."

"An opportunity to enter the strange world with me."

　Punch No.1!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)