Tattoos are too fierce: Scared and cried at the beginning, pretending to be a school girl

Chapter 28 No matter how funny, don't laugh

"joke……"

Leng Qixing even felt that he had heard it wrong, who would have nothing to do with this crap! !
Su Bai snapped his fingers, showing a harmless smile.

"Yes, you heard that right, it's just a joke!"

"If you're going to make everyone laugh, then I'll let you go."

"If what you say doesn't work, or even isn't as funny as what I said, then I'm sorry~"

Although Ji Zhilan didn't know what Su Bai was up to, she always felt that this matter had become weird.

On the contrary, the seventh-level ghost hiding in the forest silently remembered the brand-new method of torturing people, and we don't know what it wants to do in the future.

"Okay, you can start~"

Su Bai looked at him expectantly.

Leng Qixing murmured constipatedly: "A joke...a joke..."

He complained a little irritably: "I'm a demon heretic, what kind of joke can I make!!"

There are many ways to insult people, but Su Bai chose the most bizarre way—letting the villain tell jokes, can he tell it! !
Leng Qixing thought for a long time before saying: "A newcomer came to the organization before, and she made a very special self-introduction."

"She introduced herself and said that I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the most capable, and I may not be the richest."

"Everyone felt that she was relatively modest, and finally she said: My name is Wei Bihui"

puff……

A member standing on the playground couldn't help laughing, but was stared at by all the colleagues present.

Ji Zhilan said a little arrogantly: "They are professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, they are not allowed to laugh."

That member lowered his head in shame, and Su Bai said with a look of disgust: "It's not funny for you to play homophonic stalks."

Leng Qixing gritted his teeth and reprimanded angrily: "It's not funny, you still asked me to say it!!"

The corner of Su Bai's mouth curled up slightly, and he said proudly: "It's time to show the real joke!"

"Listen to me!"

"When I was at work, I liked to go to the toilet to catch fish, but I met an even more outrageous fish catcher in the sink."

"He is holding a mobile phone and watching a color video, the kind that doesn't avoid people at all."

"I was puzzled, so I leaned over and asked him, what kind of film, how to force it?"

"In the end, he gritted his teeth and said - I'm watching the surveillance at home!"

puff...

As soon as Su Bai finished speaking, a row of members behind let out frenzied laughter.

"This person is too outrageous..."

"How green, this, this, this..."

"It made me dare not get married."

"..."

Ji Zhilan gave her a cold look, and they just took it easy. After all, the boss just said one second that it was too funny to laugh at, and the next second he slapped her in the face.

Ji Zhilan blushed, and explained coldly: "No matter how funny it is, don't laugh... unless you can't help it..."

Su Bai grinned with a controlled smile, and walked up to Leng Qixing, with a violent blue light flashing from his hands.

Leng Qixing hadn't had time to react when he heard a buzzing sound in the air.

"Wow... Grass!!!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

His whole body was twitched crazily by Lei Fa's power, and his expression went from bewildered to lifeless.

Su Bai saw that his whole body was smoking, so he stopped.

"What you said...don't blame you for being embarrassed...it turned out to be...this kind of embarrassment!!"

Leng Qixing's mentality jumped, first he was insulted by jokes, and then he was physically injured.

Who can stand this.

Su Bai pouted: "Are you still awake?"

"Let's continue~"

Leng Qixing: "..."

"This time... you first..."

Su Bai nodded slightly: "Yes!"

"If you still lose this time, I will break your limbs~"

The other party is a garbage man who dares to touch Su Bai Nilin, if he doesn't torture him a few times, it will be too cheap for the other party.

The seventh-level ghost, who was suppressed in the forest, silently remembered Su Bai's joke, and sighed: "Learning is endless, so it can still be like this!"

"I learned, I learned~"

It is already gearing up, the next time it meets a big injustice, it must be so well adjusted~
It's better to crush the opponent from multiple directions to fight and kill. While the damage is exploding, the enemy can also make the enemy suspect ghosts! !

"Then I'm starting~"

"An old man was riding a camel in the desert. He wanted to do something wrong to the camel, but the camel resisted desperately, so the old man had to give up.

After walking for a while, the old man found a beautiful woman lying in the desert, dying. The old man finally saved the beautiful woman after a lot of effort.

The beauty looked at the old man, then at the boundless desert, and sighed, we are both going to die in the desert anyway, so you can do whatever you want.

The old man happily took the beautiful woman's hand and said..."

Su Bai narrowed his eyes, and looked at Ji Zhilan behind him with a mysterious face: "Guess what the old man will say to the beautiful woman?"

Ji Zhilan frowned, and after thinking for a moment, she blushed and said, "You...you...you put...the clothes..."

All the members were dumbfounded when they saw that Boss Bingshan would show such a shy girlish expression.

"Bah ah ah!!"

"I will not say anymore!"

Ji Zhilan thought why she had to answer such a shameless vulgar joke! !

Seeing that Ji Zhilan was shy, Su Bai looked for the next victim in a blink of an eye.

"Little deer, tell me!"

Xiaolu also showed a shy expression: "Why... why do you want me to... say it!"

"Undressed..."

Leng Qixing saw that there was not even a single laugh in this joke, so he couldn't help saying proudly: "Cut, that's it?"

"I advise you to let me go."

Su Bai shook his head slightly and said: "A real joke often only needs one sentence to untie the burden!"

"The real joke comes when everyone thinks it's just a cheesy joke!"

For a moment, Leng Qixing felt that Su Bai was exuding the light of a joke king! !

"What the old man wants to say is - hold that camel down for me!"

Everyone: "??"

puff...

With the appearance of a laugh, the follow-up people all broke their defenses.

"Hahahahaha..."

"I didn't want the beautiful woman to undress for a long time, but I needed a few helpers to hold the camel!"

"The paranoia of the elderly is somewhat outrageous."

"I don't want beauties, but camels?!"

Leng Qixing couldn't help laughing, hehe said: "This... what an outrageous thing!!"

Ji Zhilan and Xiaolu blushed, just now when Su Bai asked them, he was clearly taking the opportunity to tease them!

"My God, why did I think of taking off my clothes..." Ji Zhilan just wanted to find a crack in the ground and get up.

Leng Qixing swallowed, looked at Su Bai numbly and said, "I really can't tell a joke anymore."

"But what you want to know, I can tell you..."

Su Bai shook his head slightly: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in your bullshit information at all!"

"Because I just want to maim you, or torture you to death!"

Leng Qixing: "!!"

Seeing Su Bai striding forward, he already knew that the other party was not joking!
click...

With the sound of bone cracking in the air, Leng Qixing's thigh bone was broken, and the piercing pain almost made him faint.

"what……"

"Hurry up and stop him..."

"I say everything...I say everything..."

Driven by a strong desire to survive, he urgently asked Ji Zhilan for help.

Ji Zhilan's eyes turned cold, and she replied flatly: "Sorry, I don't need your information!"

Leng Qixing: "?!"

A captive who is willing to cooperate, don't you want it? !

God, what a world! !
　Daily reminders!
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　　It is worth mentioning that this book is still mainly about being funny, but occasionally it gets ignited, pretending to be aggressive or something!

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(End of this chapter)