Tattoos are too fierce: Scared and cried at the beginning, pretending to be a school girl

Chapter 27 On such a serious occasion, you want to tell a joke? !

Everyone's eyes were on Su Bai, maybe even Ji Zhilan didn't know that Su Bai would step forward at this time.

[Ding dong!Trigger scene selection! 】

[1: Kill all the children in the form of a demon god.Reward: The Body of the Demon King!Defense power +99, practicing magic skills is twice the result with half the effort! 】

[2: Kneel in front of the enemy, kowtow to admit his mistake, and beg him to let everyone go.Reward: The title of the most cowardly king.Wherever you go in the future, it will be the most despised garbage! 】

[3: Save everyone.Reward: Weapon upgrade card max! 】

Su Bai glanced at the options, somewhat speechless: "You know I can only choose the third option, why use the first option to tempt me, and the second option to scold me!"

"Choose three!"

[Ding dong, the reward has been deployed to the equipment bar~~]

What Su Bai couldn't face the most was Ji Zhilan's crying for help, and some trash attacking the orphanage!

Once these two existences come into contact, they will surely be destroyed beyond redemption!
Su Bai walked up to the person coldly, and whispered expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, just ask."

"Huh?" He controlled the body of the dean's grandmother and asked, "What?!"

Su Bai showed a look of disdain on his expressionless face, and said with disgust: "Can you tell me, what kind of shit organization is Tianxia Taiping?"

"what?"

Everyone: "!!"

I thought this guy was pretending to be a wave to force him to save people, but in the end, you just went directly to make people angry wow! !

Ji Zhilan took a deep breath, and was about to compromise when she saw a strange scene happen.

I saw that the dean's grandmother rolled her eyes and fell into a coma before she had time to attack.

The same was true for the others, who fell to the ground very quietly, and then stopped moving.

No one knew what Su Bai did, not even how he did it.

Su Bai mysteriously puts his hands behind his back, completely pretending to be perfect! !

At that time!

An extremely sharp voice sounded in the sewer of the orphanage.

"What method did you use to kill mine!! Kill my Gu worms!!"

Bang bang bang! !

The manhole cover on the playground suddenly exploded, and a tall, burly, muscular middle-aged man jumped out of the sewer.

Su Bai: "..."

Is this how the demon heretics appear? !
Nana's, shouldn't it be a very domineering and cowhide debut? !

Why did he rush out after being covered in feces in the sewer, do you want to disgust your opponent to death! !

His face was extremely ugly. While he was covered with pockmarks, he also had a lot of dirt stuck on him. His whole body was sticky and exuded an unpleasant stench!
Su Bai couldn't help sighing: "If I tell you, can you die on the spot, please."

"You're covered in shit, I really don't want to abuse you!"

While disgusting the opponent, one must also be disgusted by the opponent.

As we all know, Su Bai really doesn't want to suffer at all.

"I, Leng Qixing, have never met an opponent like you!"

"Not only is the mouth cheap, but also the shots are weird!!"

Seeing that Su Bai refused to explain how to kill Gu worms, he couldn't help talking about benevolence, justice and morality angrily: "I'm a demon heretic, and I know how to control them for you!"

"Why don't you tell me!"

"How did you kill my Gu worms!!"

Obviously everything was under Leng Qixing's control, but the Gu worms who were in contact with him suddenly disconnected, forcing him to show up and curse people.

Su Bai laughed loudly and said: "You also admit that your bullshit world peace is evil and heretics?"

Leng Qixing: "..."

Is this really the point? !

The people standing behind: "..."

The group fell into silence, this is not a battle, it is obviously a scene of a quarrel, the key point is that Su Bai won the quarrel.

"Oh, let me tell you a few words, and you are speechless."

Su Bai looked at Leng Qixing who was trembling with anger, couldn't help smiling and asked, "Excuse me, just ask."

Leng Qixing: "Huh?"

This scene seems to have happened just now...

"Have you ever been struck by lightning?"

Before Leng Qixing could react, a blue electric light appeared in front of him.

Su Bai used Lei Fa and caught Leng Qixing by surprise!

boom! !

Under the power of the berserk Lei Fa, Leng Qixing seemed to be hit by a rocket, and his whole body was blown away by more than 20 meters.

The moment he fell to the ground, a big hole was smashed into the ground.

He was twitching all over, and his previously fierce eyes became much clearer at this moment, but the expression on his face was somewhat suspicious of life.

"Sorry, I killed those Gu worms to minimize the power of Lei Fa."

"Then guide the current on the ground to form a grid, and then use the tiny power of the grid to quickly paralyze everyone and kill the Gu worms in their bodies without anyone noticing~"

This explanation shocked the people behind.

The one who was most shocked was Ji Zhilan, she didn't even know that Su Bai had this grenade technique! !

"Lei Fa...hasn't it been lost long ago!"

"This……"

She liked Su Bai before, but now she loves him even more! !

May I ask who can refuse a man who possesses Lei Fa, loves to sing and dance, speaks nicely, and knows how to love others~~
Well, she was afraid that Su Bai would reject her...

Leng Qixing's whole body was paralyzed by the electric shock, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, he couldn't move except waiting to die.

Su Bai walked up to him in stride, and said with a smile, "Don't pretend to be dead, I took a lot of effort for that punch just now."

"In order to beat you violently, I was very careful. After all, if you die, I will have nowhere to release my anger!"

There are not many ways to annoy Su Bai, only two, and this idiot managed to do it.

Attacking the orphanage, making Ji Zhilan cry!

So such a person has been sentenced to death in Su Bai's heart.

"I'm the deputy leader of Tianxia Taiping, you dare to touch me!"

"Aren't you afraid that my tens of thousands of subordinates will come to retaliate against you!!"

Su Bai was stunned for a moment, Leng Qixing thought the threat was useful, but it turned out to be like garbage, caught by Su Bai in the air, and then smashed heavily to the ground.

Su Bai spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on him, and mocked angrily: "Just a small cult with dozens of people, there are tens of millions!"

"Why are you so good at bragging?"

Leng Qixing: "..."

There are still people who don't believe the truth these days, and if you don't believe it or not, dude, why are you throwing me away! !
"Because you are bragging, so I decided to play a game with you."

Leng Qixing: "Huh?"

An ominous premonition was born from the heart.

The seventh-level ghost who was still lying in the woods heard the game, and his whole soul trembled slightly, and he couldn't help muttering: "Recite poems, make right, recite poems, make right!"

It also wants to see other people's cultural background, and the ghost who has been in the rain also wants to see how many times others have been soaked by the rain~~
As a result, Su Bai came up with a novel game.

"One person tells a joke, if it's not funny, then whoever loses."

Leng Qixing: "??"

Such a serious scene, are you fucking joking? !

Are you sick! !
You shouldn't be a retired fitness expert, right? !

At this moment, Leng Qixing had a lot of dirty words to say in his heart, because he had already been planted, he could only hold back his anger and endure it.

He will not know that this is just the beginning, and the despair is yet to come~~
　The third watch has been completed, it's time to send some tickets.

　　I hope you can give me some data, otherwise, if you play PK, this book will be ruined.

　　I also worked very hard, and I tried my best to keep each chapter funny, and I didn't force it to be funny.

　　So after all your fun, it's my turn~~
　　Ask for tickets, ask for praise, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards, ask for all kinds! ~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)