Father-in-law Zhu Di, I am so happy to marry the disfigured princess

Chapter 241 Verbal criticism?A copy of Fan Jinzhongju is given to you!The literati are autistic, and the Confucian scholars are furious!Down

At this point, the screen of the movie turns and continues to play:

After passing the examination of scholar, Fan Jin finally felt elated.

The next day, Fan Jin rarely had to pay homage to his neighbors.

Wei Haogu made another appointment with a group of friends who were in the same case, and kept in touch with each other.

Because it was the year of the township examination, I did a few literary meetings.

Since these days, Fan Jin has been happy.

Unexpectedly, at the end of June, these co-workers asked Fan to go to the township examination.

But Fan Jin opened the door of the house, rummaged through the money, and found that the rice in the rice tank at home had bottomed out, not to mention the money.

Since there is no fee, he can only discuss with his husband.

When he came to his father-in-law's house, he was spat on the face by Hu Tuhu, scolded him like a dog, and said:
"Don't lose your time! You only feel that you have won a husband, and you are like 'a toad wants to eat swan meat'!
I've heard people say that it was not your article when you were the prime minister, but it was the master who saw that you were always abandoning crows.

Now I'm infatuated with my master!
These masters are all "Wenquxing" in the sky!
Don't you see that those masters in Zhang's mansion in the city have tens of thousands of furniture, and they all have big ears?
A monkey with a sharp mouth like you should also take a picture of yourself by urinating!
No nonsense, just want to eat swan farts!
Take this heart as soon as possible, find a restaurant for you in our business next year, find a few taels of silver every year, and support your old lady and your wife, it is serious!
You ask me to borrow money, I kill a pig a day and still can't make any money. I throw all the silver with you and throw it in the water, and tell my family to eat the northwest wind!"

Fan Jin was so scolded that he couldn't figure out the door.

When Fan Jin resigned from his father-in-law and came back, he thought to himself: "Master said that my time has come. Since ancient times, there has been no one outside the court. If I don't go in and test him, how can I be content?"

Because of discussing with several co-cases, without telling my father-in-law, I went to the city to take the test in the countryside.

Out of the field, even go home.

Zaicai's family has been hungry for two or three days.

Butcher Hu found out and scolded him again.

During this period, Fan Jin suffered countless stares. The embarrassment at home, the embarrassment in his pocket, and the insults from outside made him feel extremely depressed.

As the movie played, everyone was very nervous. These poor students naturally had a sense of substitution. The name of the movie was Fan Jinzhongju.

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the middle-aged and poor! ! !
They all wanted to see Fan Jinzhong judging, proudly.

And those Confucian scholars and children of aristocratic families scolded angrily:
"This Li Xiao is obviously insulting me and other scholars. I am a scholar with a strong character. How could I bend my waist for two buckets of rice?"

"Wait and see for yourself. When Fan Jinzhong makes a move, he must beat the old man to death."

Obviously, they are already out of touch with reality and unable to pay attention to the sufferings of the people.

However, the movie Zhu Yunwen shot was actually what happened in real life.

Let more students feel the same way.

At this point, the screen of the movie turns and continues to play:

On the day when the list came out, there was no rice for breakfast at home, so his mother told Fan Jin:
"I have a hen that lays eggs. You can sell it in the market. Buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge. I'm so hungry that I can't see."

Fan Jin hurriedly hugged the chicken and walked out the door.

It was less than two hours before I went there, only to hear the sound of gongs, and three horses rushed into the future.Those three people got off their horses, tied the horses to the thatched shed, and shouted in unison: "Please come out quickly, Mr. Fan, congratulations on high school!"

The mother didn't know what was going on, so she hid in the house in fright. When she heard it, she dared to stick out her head and said, "Everyone, please sit down, my son just went out."

Those reporters said: "It turned out to be an old lady."

Everyone flocked to ask for money.

It was noisy, and there were a few more horses. The second and third reports arrived, and a room full of people was crowded, and the thatched shed was full.

The neighbors all came and crowded to watch.

The old lady had no choice but to ask a neighbor to find his son.

The neighbor rushed to Jishang, but couldn't find him anywhere.

I went straight to Jidongtou, and saw Fan Jin holding a chicken with a grass sign in his hand, walking step by step, looking around, looking for someone to buy there.

The neighbor said: "Fan Xianggong, go back quickly! Congratulations on winning the Juren, and the people who announced the good news crowded into the room."

Fan Jin thought he was coaxing him, but pretended not to hear, and walked forward with his head down.

Seeing that he ignored him, the neighbor came up and wanted to take the chicken from him.Fan Jin said: "Why did you take my chicken? You didn't buy it."

The neighbor said: "You won the exam, tell your family to send the newspaper."

Fan Jin said: "Neighbor Gao, you know that I have no rice today, and I want to sell this chicken to save my life. Why do you use this to fool me? I don't want to be stubborn with you. Go back yourself. Don't miss me selling chickens."

Seeing that he didn't believe it, the neighbor snatched the chicken, threw it on the ground, and pulled it back.When the reporter saw it, he said, "Okay, the upstart is back."

Just as he was about to hug him and talk, Fan Jin walked into the room in two or three steps, and saw that the poster in the middle had been hung up, and it read: "Jie Bao, the master of your mansion, Fan Yu High School Township Examination No. 7 Yayuan. The Beijing News even won the yellow armor .”

"I got it, I got it, I finally got it."

The poor students breathed a sigh of relief, feeling as if they had won the exam.

The plot here is already the climax, and just waiting for the moment of turning over, countless students feel that this is the reward of suffering, how miserable it was before, how exciting it is now.

But they soon fell silent.

Movie continues:

Fan Jin didn’t want to read it, read it again, read it again, clapped his hands, laughed, and said, “Hey! It’s done! I’ve hit it!”

As he said that, he said that he fell and fell, his teeth were clenched, and he fell unconscious.

The old lady panicked and poured some mouthfuls of boiling water.

He got up, clapped his hands again and laughed loudly: "Hey! Good! I've hit it!"

Laughing, without any explanation, he ran out the door, startling the reporter and the neighbors.

Not long after walking out of the gate, I kicked in the pond, struggled up, my hair fell loose, my hands were yellow mud, and water was dripping all over my body.

The crowd couldn't hold him back, they patted and laughed, and walked all the way to the market.Everyone looked at the small eyes with big eyes, and said together: "It turns out that the new nobles are crazy with joy."

The old lady cried: "How did such a miserable thing happen! I got this clumsy disease after being hit by a juren! This is crazy, when will it be cured?"

Mrs. Hu said: "Go out in the morning, how did you get such a disease! What should I do?"

At this time, Fan Jin was always dirty and yelled at everyone he saw, I was hit, I was hit, as if he was insane for a while.

See here.

Everyone was silent. They didn't expect that Fan Jin would end up like this, and everyone who was happy went crazy.

After taking the exam for more than 40 years, I finally won the Juren when I was in my 50s, but I was crazy, which is extremely ironic.

But then, the irony came later.

In the following plot, Fan Jin is already half crazy, half stupid, and half sober, and his mental state is very wrong.

His father-in-law is still a change from the usual, humble and humble, saying something completely different from before: "This virtuous son-in-law of mine is highly talented, knowledgeable, and good-looking. These masters don't have such a decent appearance as my son-in-law."

Sure enough, many people came to flatter him: some gave land property;

After two or three months, Fan Jin's family had servants and maids.

Needless to say, money and rice.

The contrast between before and after is very different.

Soon, Fan Jin became an official.

Even if a person is stupid, he can still be an official. It doesn't matter whether he is really stupid or fake crazy, as long as he passes the exam, it is enough!
Extremely ironic!

That's right, the reason why Li Xiao chose this Fan Jinzhongju movie is because it is the pinnacle of satirical literature in Chinese history.

The story revolves around Fan Jinzhongju, and there is never a word of praise or criticism. It makes the image, behavior, and heart of the satirized object self-contradictory and ugly because of Fan Jinzhongju, thus vividly revealing all kinds of ugly phenomena and people's morbid psychology. .

With sharp contrast, the characters and the imperial examination system are satirized vividly.

Through the comparison before and after, he is shown as a villain butcher and father-in-law vividly, and the contrast of the people around him is also thought-provoking.
Once Fan Jin won the exam, 34 years of torture, 34 years of humiliation, and 34 years of bitterness all broke out in "crazy". The encounter and performance profoundly revealed the poison of the imperial examination system to scholars, and at the same time vividly portrayed the inconsistency of the world.

"This isn't a movie, it's clearly a fact!"

"The bloody truth!"

A down-and-out scholar fell silent.

He seemed to see himself in the movie, and saw his whole life!
No, I am not as good as Fan Jin!
Because I haven't even passed the exam yet.
"The ups and downs of the world are like the ups and downs of the tide, and the warmth and coldness of human feelings are like the frost of a sword."

A scholar in a washed white shirt couldn't help crying.

He thought of his own circumstances.

His father took the exam all his life, half his life was drifting away, and suddenly passed away, leaving him to depend on his mother.

In order to support her, her mother remarried again and entered a master's house as a concubine, becoming the No. 12 concubine.

In the compound of the deep house, the mother and son had a good time for two years, and then they were rejected by the elder, squeezed out by other concubines, lived in the demolished house, and suffered countless stares.

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, in order not to freeze to death for the two of them, his mother secretly went to the forest in the mansion to chop firewood, but was discovered and beaten to death. He will always remember the desperate look in his mother's eyes.

It wasn't until the age of 22 that he passed the Tongsheng examination that his status improved.

Having tasted the sweetness, he wanted to continue the imperial examination.

As long as you are admitted to Jinshi, you can change your painful life.

However, ten years later, my mother died of illness in bed and did not see that day.

The girl with whom he had been privately engaged for life, because his father-in-law looked down on him as a child, beat the mandarin ducks and broke up.

He told the girl that if he asked her to wait for him for three years, he would definitely marry him.

Three years later, he still failed.

The beloved girl has already been married as a woman.

Desperate, desperately desperate!

He has already been kicked out of the house. He is in his 30s and has no director. There is no room for him in the world. He has no choice but to continue the imperial examination while doing odd jobs.

Cold, loneliness, hunger, embarrassment... have been with him all the time.

But what can he do?
There is no other way but to rely on the imperial examination and continue to stand up.

But the cancellation of the imperial examination this time made him unacceptable. He took all the remaining money and went all the way to the capital to ask for an explanation.

If the imperial examination is really cancelled, he may commit suicide by jumping into the river
After seeing this movie, he really hated the imperial examination.

But helpless, what can he do, if he cancels earlier, he will definitely agree with both hands.

But now, when it comes to himself, he has no money. He only has this bellyful of Confucianism and stereotyped essays, which are his last skills.
"In just one hour, I have seen through all kinds of things in the world. It is true. Before I won the exam, no one cared about it, and everyone spurned me. But after I won the exam, it changed. I am still the same person, even if I am crazy. , that was envied by countless people, too ironic!"

Another scholar muttered to himself.

"Could it be that my generation of scholars should not serve the country and the people, but the fact is that they have been busy all their lives just for a fame?"

"This movie is too ironic. The imperial examination is really like this. It is the only way for us to jump over the dragon's gate. But how many fish can jump over the dragon's gate, even ordinary people!"

"After watching this movie, I suddenly felt that the abolition of the imperial examination is reasonable, but if the imperial examination is abolished, what should we do, but if the imperial examination is not abolished, how many of us will be admitted to fame?"

Many poor scholars have become more and more silent.

They bow their heads, their moods are depressed, their minds are confused, and they have mixed feelings.

Obviously autistic!
Another group of Confucian scholars stood up and cursed:
"What kind of bullshit movie, it's not true at all, it's all made up, bullshit stuff!"

"That's right, this is clearly discrediting us. If a scholar's family is poor, they can report to the local official to be exempted from food service. It is impossible to be so poor!"

"Yeah, as long as you are admitted as a scholar, the law stipulates that you can be exempted from household servants. How can you be so destitute? This movie is obviously a random fabrication."

This group of Confucian scholars had a superior family background. Their ancestors had recruited people during the Yuan Dynasty, Jinshi officials were exempted from tax and service, they had a lot of land, and they all interacted with people of the same class. They didn't see the suffering of the people, so naturally they didn't believe in such things.

"Then Fan Jin is a scholar in his 50s. Didn't you see clearly? Besides, even if he is a scholar, so what if he is exempted from hard labor. There is no land, and there is no way to make money. Studying costs money, and food is expensive. Isn’t it normal to be down and out if you want to spend money?”

A poor scholar retorted.

"That's your trash, you're useless, if I were you, I'd kill you with a piece of tofu." Confucian scholars cursed proudly.

The scholar immediately became discouraged and sat down, not daring to speak any more.

No one spoke up for him. These down-and-out scholars have no money in their pockets, and sometimes they are even worse than ordinary people.

They have heard too many sarcastic remarks on weekdays, and they have long cultivated a mentality of resignation.

The movie is still playing.

Afterwards is the scene of Fan Jin's non-stop madness.

Extremely ironic, even though he is insane, he wears an official uniform and sits in an official position to handle the case. (Slightly changed the script)

The movie was still going on, and the screen turned to black.

The movie is over, the curtain is down!
Then came white text on a black background:
[This movie was actually filmed, the real Fan Jin was named 'Zhao Sanlang', he was not selected, but after getting the news, he was still crazy. ]
After seeing this line of subtitles, everyone fell silent.

It turned out to be a real thing, and it's... really crazy.

This sentence touched everyone's hearts much more!
[Full of economics but nothing to do, how many Fan Jins are there in the world, Fan Jin is by your side, do you want to be the next Fan Jin?Cancel the imperial examination, so that every talent can be reused. ]
As soon as the screen turned, subtitles appeared again, which was a message written by Li Xiao:
[The mountain is near the moon and the moon is far away, and the moon is small, so the mountain is bigger than the moon. ]
[If someone's eyes are as big as the sky, he should see that the mountains are high and the moon is even wider. ]
silence.

The entire cinema fell silent.

Silent.

The literati are completely autistic and don't know where to go.

The Confucian scholar was angry and felt extremely humiliated.

A few days ago, they criticized them verbally and in writing, but Li Xiao taunted all the scholars with just one move.

Especially in the latter poem, it is clear that they are short-sighted and short-sighted, and cannot see the benefits of abolishing the imperial examination.

"The teacher is right"

A down-and-out student, Nan Nan, said, "Imperial examinations are really harmful. What good is it for me to waste my life and learn all these stereotypes?"

"Although the imperial examination is not good for us, it can save future generations of students from our tragedy!" Another down-and-out student burst into tears.

They feel the same, but they have ambitions. Although the abolition of the imperial examination is not good for them, it is good for the scholars behind.

"Since that's the case, then let him go. I've wasted half my life, the imperial examination is hopeless, and I can't pass the exam for those rich kids. What does it matter if I cancel it?"

These down-and-out students sighed deeply: "If the reform of the National Teacher is followed, everyone in other places can take the exam like Beiping, and if they fail the exam, they can still work in their favorite jobs, which is not bad."

"Crazy, really crazy!"

After hearing these discussions, the Confucian scholars yelled frantically: "You have been brainwashed by that national teacher, you have been tricked!"

"This is Li Xiao's sorcery!"

"Smash it, smash this theater, lest Li Xiao bewitch all beings!"

"I'm waiting for support, it's smashed!"

These Confucian scholars rolled up their sleeves and wanted to be rough.

Before Zhu Gaosui came forward to stop him, Wang Jianlin showed up with a group of black-clothed guys holding sticks, and shouted: "I'll let you watch movies for free, and even smash my movie theater, you guys really don't know what to do. Those who know you, let's go!"

Wang Jian thought to himself, this group of scholars is really difficult to serve, if not for the preparations in advance, the movie theater that took so much effort might be smashed to pieces on the first day.

With a wave of his hand, those men in black came out from every corner, there were hundreds of them.

A group of guys in black came menacingly, standing around with sticks, looking at the situation, as long as anyone dared to smash, they would immediately rush up and beat them up.

These Confucian scholars who were about to smash the movie theater were cowardly. A hero would not suffer from immediate losses. A Confucian scholar rolled up his sleeves again and drank: "It's so majestic. This Beiping is so messed up. The slaves dare to wait for me!" People with fame and fame have done it!"

His mouth was tough, but his body was honest, and he strode away with his head held high.

Afterwards, all the scholars followed suit one after another, jumped out of the fish, and escaped completely in a blink of an eye.

That's it.

The movie runs from morning till night.

In two days, almost all Confucian scholars and scholars in Beiping were included.

The effect was also very obvious, there were no critics, everyone was silent, and no one scolded Li Xiao on the street, and the scholars everywhere were drinking.

As for the Confucian scholars, they were furious. Seeing that the situation was turning towards Li Xiao, there was nothing they could do.
Guogong Mansion.

"Brother-in-law, great move!"

Zhu Gaosui gave a thumbs up.

After two days of investigation, it was found that the literati were autistic, and the Confucian scholars could only be incompetent and furious.

"Hey, let's forget about these things. Tomorrow is the dragon boat race. I don't have time to pay attention to these people." Li Xiao laughed.

The dragon boat race is a major event, and Li Xiao wants to show the Holy Lord whether he can undertake the huge event of a thousand villages with the power of a single government.

If everything goes well, the dormitory area will be thoroughly promoted downwards, and the promotion of the dormitory area will be able to break through the last mile beyond the reach of the dynasty's rule.

Not only the Holy Majesty is paying attention, but even the officials of the imperial court are waiting to see.

"Brother-in-law, you have to be careful. On the day of the dragon boat race, Confucian scholars will definitely make a big move." Zhu Gaosui reminded: "I don't think they will let it go."

Li Xiao frowned slightly: "Gao Sui, you reminded me."

At this time, You Jin, the magistrate of Beiping Prefecture, came.

This magistrate succeeded Li Xiao a few years ago.

He came out of the school founded by Li Xiao, passed the provincial examination and became an official, and then started working in the dormitory. He was very capable and was promoted by Li Xiao to the prefect position all the way.

Li Xiao owns the appointment and dismissal of all officials in Beiping Mansion, and the entire Beiping Mansion is under his control.

"See Duke." You Jin, the prefect of Beiping, cupped his hands.

"You Jin, you came just in time."

Li Xiao waved his hand and asked him to sit down, and the servant girl immediately poured tea.

Li Xiao said, "Tomorrow's big competition, you have to pay attention, especially those Confucian scholars wearing Confucian shirts, these people may cause trouble."

"Confucian scholars?" You Jin nodded and said, "This group of Confucian scholars have been silenced by the movie released by the Duke recently, but...we really can't take it lightly, and the officials have sent more people to patrol."

Li Xiao nodded.

Zhu Gaosui suddenly thought of something, and said: "Brother-in-law, according to my observation, this group of people is quite strong, do you think they will jump into the river that day to show their ambitions by death?"

"Death makes clear the will."

Li Xiao's eyes narrowed, and he said abruptly, "That's right. Gao Sui, you reminded me well, I almost didn't expect this, it's very possible!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at You Jin and said, "You Jin, quickly go to the villages and mobilize all militia teams, put on life jackets, prepare lifeboats, and be ready to rescue those who fell into the water at any time. It is a festive day, and such things must not happen. Otherwise, Longyan will be unhappy."

You Jin got up and cupped his hands: "Your Excellency has the foresight, so I will do it right away."

After speaking, he hurriedly turned around and left.

"Brother-in-law."

Zhu Gaosui was surprised and said: "It's already four o'clock in the afternoon, and the dragon boat race will start tomorrow morning. If you arrange such a temporary thing, it won't make it lose its focus. Do you want me to send Jin Yiwei to help?"

"It's not necessary."

Li Xiao waved his hand and laughed: "Let's look forward to tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)