Father-in-law Zhu Di, I am so happy to marry the disfigured princess

Chapter 240 Verbal criticism?A copy of Fan Jinzhongju is given to you!The literati are autistic, and the Confucian scholars are furious!Part [-]
"Brother-in-law, where is my sister-in-law?"

Early in the morning, Zhu Gaosui, wearing a flying fish suit, kept shouting outside Li Xiao's house.

He came to look for Li Xiao yesterday, but he couldn't find anyone, so he came here again today.

"Gao Sui, what's the matter, the yelling in the early morning"

"Woke up your brother-in-law."

Zhu Ningyun got up early, pushed open the door, the morning sun shone into the room, Li Xiao also opened her sleepy eyes, and got up from the bed.

Back at that time last night, the two couples were even more loving as before, lingering like glue for a whole night, and now Zhu Ningyun was smiling happily all the time.

"Brother-in-law, you are still sleeping, you have been scolded miserably."

Zhu Gaosui entered the room angrily, and while he was talking, he looked at Zhu Ningyun suspiciously again, and said with a smile: "Sister, why are you so happy? You and your brother-in-law have been together for 11 years, and you are still so tired? You didn't have a day yesterday. Seeing you two, where have you been?"

"Gao Sui, look at what you said, can't your brother-in-law and I get bored?"

Zhu Ningyun said angrily.

While talking, thinking of the good memories of yesterday, he couldn't help but smile.

Seeing this, Zhu Gaosui jokingly said: "Sister, what kind of ecstasy drug did this brother-in-law give you? Ten years of love is as good as ever. Give my younger brother one too, and go back to treat my mother-in-law."

"Fuck you." Zhu Ningyun patted Zhu Gaosui on the head, and the latter shrank his neck, giggling, obediently like a sheep.

Of course, it means being obedient in front of Zhu Ningyun and Li Xiao.

Zhu Ningyun knew that her younger brother had been a Jinyi guard for these years, and was very arrogant outside, fierce and vicious, and everyone was afraid of him.

"After all, what is it that came so early in the morning?" Zhu Ningyun asked.

"Sister, my brother-in-law has been scolded miserably, please take a look."

Speaking of this, Zhu Gaosui's face became gloomy, he walked into the room, slapped a stack of papers on the table, and said angrily: "Damn it, these Confucian scholars are so bold, spreading rumors everywhere that brother-in-law is the Nine Heavens Demon Star Woe to the world, my brother, I have already arrested several of them and put them in prison, but the Confucian scholars are getting more and more excited, and if they are all arrested, they will not fit in the prison.”

"let me see."

Li Xiao sat on a stool while brushing his teeth, Zhu Gaosui stood aside, "Look, brother-in-law, this man named Li Han wrote a poem to scold you, and said that you are not worthy of the surname Li, so you should change your surname back to Ju. It has ruined the reputation of the surname Li."

"and this."

Zhu Gaosui took another piece of paper, "Look at this man, he wrote a [-]-word article, saying that you want to cause cholera, compared you to Zhao Gao, and wanted to usurp the throne, and said that don't look at the lives of the people in Beiping now. Well, troubles are coming soon, and the world is about to split. You can say that he writes and reads it himself, damn it, these bastards are spreading these articles everywhere.”

"And this, saying that you are despicable and shameless, openly bribing officials with money and houses, this is accelerating the corruption of the court, the world will be blinded by money, and everyone's desire for profit will gradually darken!"

After saying this, Zhu Gaosui slapped the table angrily, "Brother-in-law, are those people beasts? You have done so many good things, yet they scold you!"

Li Xiao: "Oh."

"Ok?"

Zhu Gaosui was slightly taken aback, and said, "Brother-in-law, are you not angry?"

Li Xiao spread his hands, "Why am I angry?"

Zhu Gaosui was shocked: "Brother-in-law, why are you angry? They scolded you!"

Li Xiao asked: "If they scold me, can they make me lose a piece of meat?"

Zhu Gaosui shook his head: "No."

Li Xiao asked again: "They scolded me, can they kill my life?"

Zhu Gaosui was stunned, "I can't either."

Li Xiao asked: "If they scold me, will my grandfather and father fear me?"

Zhu Gaosui shook his head: "Grandfather and Father trust you a hundred times, so naturally not."

Li Xiaokuoda said: "That's it. They can't let me lose a piece of meat, and they can't hurt my life. They can't do anything about me. They blow themselves up in anger, and they can only be incompetent and furious. Why should I be angry?"

Zhu Gaosui narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth slightly.

"Let him scold, let him scold, let him slander, let the wind blow when the wind comes, and let the rain rain when it comes. Destroy me, slander me, insult me, scold me, my heart is still the same, what can't beat me will only make me change stronger." Li Xiao got up, walked towards the pool, rinsed his mouth with a snort, and said with a laugh: "Whoever realizes a big dream first, I know it all my life."

hiss.
Zhu Gaosui gasped.

Li Xiao's image in his heart could not help but be elevated a bit.

It feels like a master of the world! ! !
It makes sense. Let the wind and rain hit, and you will not move like a mountain!
"Sister, why does my brother-in-law feel more and more indifferent to his ambition, peaceful and far-reaching, great wisdom and great virtuousness?" Zhu Gaosui asked in surprise.

"Okay." Zhu Ningyun smiled and pulled Zhu Gaosui out, "Gao Sui, don't be surprised, the emperor is not in a hurry with the eunuchs, your brother-in-law already has a way to deal with those Confucian scholars, you go to the street to find out I will know."

"Ah?" Zhu Gaosui smiled awkwardly: "It turns out that my brother-in-law already has a countermeasure, and I said that my brother-in-law is so calm, he deserves to be a brother-in-law."

Zhu Ningyun ordered: "Go to the street and have a good look, see how those Confucian scholars react, and come to the mansion to report tonight."

"Are you going to take action today?" Zhu Gaosui hastily cupped his hands, "Okay, sister, brother, I'll take my leave first and come back at night."

After speaking, he immediately ran out of the house.

Then he greeted Jin Yiwei to see what happened on the street.

Sure enough, Zhu Gaoxu found out that there was indeed a big move today.

A company named Qianda Cinema officially opened, with firecrackers blaring and gongs and drums blaring. Tickets have already started to be sold, one coin per ticket, but for some reason, it is free for scholars to watch.

"Qianda Cinema? A movie directed by Zhu Yunqi, which was constantly promoted in the newspapers a while ago?" Zhu Gaosui recalled and looked at the poster outside the cinema.

It was advertised on the poster that this is a movie that can wake up scholars all over the world. It is a historical milestone and a must-see for scholars. The name of the movie is "Fan Jinzhongju".

"Fan Jinzhongju, new movie."

"Could this be brother-in-law's way to fight back against these Confucian scholars?"

Zhu Gaosui was slightly puzzled, and immediately called his brother back to the yamen.

For the convenience of investigation, he asked Jin Yiwei to change into Confucian uniforms, then went back to pretend to be a scholar, returned to the movie theater, and started queuing up to enter.

Sure enough, there are very many Confucian scholars and scholars today, and there are almost no common people.

Because it's morning now, the part-time workers and those who plow the fields, the common people only have leisure time to watch movies at night, and only these Confucian scholars have leisure time during the day.

"Hehe, this movie claims to be able to awaken the old-fashioned thinking of literati all over the world. I want to see if this movie can awaken this young master."

"Bullshit, I've heard that this film company is behind Li Xiao's handiwork, and I don't know where he learned the crooked way, so he can project the screen."

"No wonder, I said that when I went to the village to watch a movie, it was Li Qingtian of the Ming Dynasty. I was sick of seeing it. Every day, I am beautifying myself like this, and I have ulterior motives!"

While queuing up, this group of literati complained one after another.

"Good! Well said!"

Zhu Gaosui, who was dressed like a scholar, smiled and said, "Brother Tai speaks eloquently, I don't know how to call him, so I can get to know him better."

"Haha, if you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname."

The Confucian scholar unfolded his exquisite fan and fanned the wind, looking extraordinarily free and easy, closed the fan, cupped his hands and said: "Zhang Shaotian, the name is Boyan."

"It turned out to be Brother Bo Yan, who has known his name for a long time, and was lucky to meet him."

Zhu Gaosui arched his hands, and silently wrote down the name in the small notebook in his heart, thinking, Boyan, right, you just see if I take you or not, and it's over.

Then, Zhu Gaosui made friends with several people who scolded Li Xiao.

Whoever scolded the most, Zhu Gaosui asked whose name.

So much so that these people thought that Zhu Gaosui was with them.

"Hey, this movie isn't very good, but this poem promoting the movie is a wonderful sentence."

As the team moved forward, everyone quickly entered inside. When they saw the poems at the door, a Confucian scholar's eyes lit up and pointed to a large poster at the entrance.

"Kyushu's anger depends on the wind and thunder, and it is sad that all horses and horses are together."

"I urge the Lord of Heaven to cheer up and send down talents of all kinds!"

As a Confucian scholar read this poem, everyone trembled.

The poems are majestic, vigorous, and profound in meaning.

It is definitely not something ordinary people can do!
In the Tang Dynasty, there was an examination of poetry in the imperial examination, so poetry in the Tang Dynasty was very prosperous.

In the Ming Dynasty, because the imperial examination did not test poetry, poetry gradually declined.

But literati, who like to be arty, will organize small poetry clubs in private, discuss friends with poetry, and use wine as a song.

"Impossible, this can't be made by the national teacher, how could the national teacher come up with such a quatrain at the level of doggerel."

A Confucian scholar said inconceivably.

Because during the stinky tofu dispute before, Li Xiao wrote a couplet, "The fragrance is also fragrant and stinky, and the taste is delicious." 'This level makes Confucian scholars scoff.

In addition, everyone also dug out the hidden acrostic poem Li Xiao once wrote when he expressed his love to the princess, I love Ningyun.

For this poem, everyone also thinks it is too vulgar, and it is embarrassing to deduct a set of courtyards.

Therefore, they also thought in their hearts that Li Xiao had never read a book and was a farmer, so it was impossible for him to write such lines.

"This poem seems to have a different meaning, what does it seem to imply?"

A student, Nan Nan, said, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he clapped his hands and said: "Ten thousand horses are silent...Ten thousand horses are silent. This is clearly an insinuation. The current state of silence between the government and the public is not talking about the present?"

"correct."

A Confucian scholar said: "But it's not Li Xiao himself who caused this phenomenon, and Li Xiao in turn satirized the court? Well, this person really has ulterior motives!"

"That's right! That's true!"

Another Confucian scholar was shocked: "Kyushu is angry and relies on wind and thunder, and ten thousand horses are silent. It is sad. The poet secretly pointed out that in order to change this dull and decadent view, one must rely on the huge power of wind and thunder. The metaphor must be experienced. Only through sweeping changes can the country become full of vitality. He is satirizing the decay of the current regime, and he is questioning His Majesty!"

A scholar shouted: "It's really ridiculous. The person who started the evil actually shouted "stop the thief". This phenomenon is caused by the national teacher Li Xiao himself!"

Another person shouted: "This is the national teacher's disrespect to the Holy Majesty. It's a pity that the Holy Majesty is still kept in the dark and doesn't know the state teacher's misconduct!"

"Damn it, hate it!" Another Confucian scholar pointed to the poem and said, "I urge the Lord of Heaven to cheer up and send down talents without sticking to one pattern. This is clearly scolding us."

Hearing the words, everyone was shocked, unable to understand, and asked one after another: "How do you say this?"

The scholar said: "I persuade God to cheer up. This means that God is not doing anything now, and those who descend are mediocrity. He is talking about us, meaning we are pedantic. That's why we let God cheer up." What do you mean by dropping talents? Could it be that there are no talents in the world now? This is clearly calling us all mediocre!!"

The voice fell, and it was well-founded.

The lungs of Confucian scholars are about to explode.

I feel that the poets are using a belittling attitude to despise them and ridicule them.

"Damn it, the Master of the Ming Dynasty is indeed very powerful. If it weren't for Brother Xu's high literary talent, we would have been scolded and kept in the dark."

"Li Xiao is a dog thief, he is really ruthless. This is clearly a poem to humiliate us. Although we wrote poems to scold him a while ago, he is a national teacher. A national teacher should have the bearing of a national teacher. The prime minister can support him boat, but he immediately retorted and scolded back, how can such a person run a country with a small belly."

"Yes, Brother Zhang is right. Li Xiao is worthy of being born in a peasant family and getting rich in business. The measure of a peasant household and the mentality of a businessman who is always jealous, this is clearly Lu Buwei alive!"

"No, he is more terrifying than Lu Buwei. Lu Buwei was also feared by Qin Shihuang. According to what I heard, the Holy Majesty trusts him very much, but he wrote a poem today not only cursing us, but also the Holy Majesty and the court. This is clearly revenge for kindness, white-eyed wolf! "

"He is a white-eyed wolf who can control the world, but those of us who want to serve the country are excluded. Not long ago, several brothers were arrested and sent to the Jinyiwei Prison. The world is really declining, and people's hearts are not old!"

"I will never give in! I want to see what this movie can say!"

"Never give in! Live like an ant, and you should have great ambitions. Life is as thin as paper, and you should have an unyielding heart!!"

"Okay! That's great, Brother Zhang is a genius!!!"

The Confucian scholars were filled with righteous indignation, their faces flushed, obviously they were so angry that some of them almost fainted.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Gaosui couldn't help thinking in his heart, brother-in-law is really good, he spent leisurely time with his sister in the palace, had a good time, didn't come out at all, and these Confucian scholars were almost mad at themselves to death.
Soon, the team slowly entered the cinema.

This is a big square.

It is somewhat similar to watching movies in the village, but it is very different.

This theater provides its own comfortable back chairs, but you need to bring your own benches to watch movies in the village.

Secondly, there is a large shed above the cinema to keep out the wind and rain, and the sun is also blocked by the way, that is to say, you can watch movies during the day.

Zhu Gaosui counted the seats, there were about five hundred of them, and each seat was numbered, so Zhu Gaosui took his seat according to his movie ticket number.

Zhu Gaosui glanced at it. Almost all the people watching the movie today are scholars.

Because scholars watched it for free, the common people felt a little unbalanced, and they really didn't have time during the day, so they didn't come one after another.

Zhu Gaosui guessed that this movie seemed to be open to the outside world, but it was actually aimed at Confucian scholars this time, so he couldn't help being curious about the content of the movie.

"Beer, drink, mineral water, rice pudding with peanuts and melon seeds, french fries, hamburger popcorn, chicken legs, duck legs and big pig's trotters, please put away the legs."

The movie hasn't started yet, and there are still several salesmen pushing small carts selling goods in the movie theater, pushing the carts to sell goods everywhere.

This Qianda Cinema was opened by Wang Jianlin. He was very business minded. How could he miss this opportunity to make money? In fact, he made more money selling these things than collecting movie tickets.

As for the beer, mineral water, rice pudding with peanuts and melon seeds, French fries, hamburgers and popcorn, Peking already had them.

"So who, bring me a piece of French fries, a piece of popcorn, and a bottle of orange juice." A Confucian scholar immediately wanted to buy it and asked, "How much?"

The seller immediately walked over with a smile on his face, "Hello, guest officer, French fries are half a dollar, popcorn is half a dollar, and orange juice is half a dollar. It's a total of one and a half dollars."

"what?"

The Confucian scholar was shocked: "The price is five times more expensive than outside, so be ashamed!"

The seller said: "Guest officer, that's the price here, do you still want to buy it?"

Thinking that if you don’t buy it later, you will be thirsty later, the Confucian scholar said: “Forget it, buy a bottle of orange juice and popcorn, and I don’t want French fries.”

After finishing speaking, he gave the money, took the goods, and cursed: "Li Xiao, this bastard, is really black-hearted. This is a search for people's fat and people's anointing!"

Seeing this, Zhu Gaosui cursed inwardly, you are a bastard, does this have anything to do with my brother-in-law? He didn't run the cinema, so you should bring him into your mother's house for everything.

Thinking in this way, Zhu Gaosui waved to the seller: "Come here, give me eight-treasure porridge with peanuts, melon seeds, chicken legs, duck legs and big pig's trotters, one of the same."

"okay!"

As soon as the seller saw a big customer, he immediately came to collect the money and deliver the goods.

Literati are more or less fond of comparison.

Seeing someone buying things without blinking an eye, everyone felt embarrassed and didn't buy anything. They bought bottles of orange juice and mineral water to quench their thirst.

Zhu Gaosui discovered that there were slots for things on the left and right sides of the backrest stool.

Just like that, Zhu Gaosui crossed his legs, eating melon seeds and drinking orange juice, waiting for the movie to start.

After a while, the theater filled up one after another. Suddenly, the staff pulled the curtains on the iron shelves around the theater, and the light inside dimmed instantly.

On the white curtain directly in front, a picture emerged, and the movie slowly began to play.

What shocked everyone was that the screen was in color. This is Li Xiao's upgrade of Zhu Yunqi's playback equipment, and replaced it with a more advanced machine.

With the music playing.

Four striking red cursive characters appeared on the black screen: Fan Jinzhong Ju
At the same time, the theater fell silent for an instant.

Everyone looked carefully at the big screen.

Everyone has noticed that this time the movie seems to be more advanced, and there is red. Could it be that the picture has changed from black and white to color?
Sure enough, the picture appeared in a dilapidated house, and it was indeed in color.

Lifelike, as if immersive.

There was a burst of exclamation on the field, and then it fell silent again.

Movie story, start playing:
A middle-aged man, quite old, but wearing a scholar's blue shirt, the clothes are washed white, the blue color can no longer be seen, the white color is gone, and there are patches all over his body. It can be seen that this is a poor scholar.

This person is the protagonist of this movie: Fan Jin.

Fan Jin came home from school one day. When he got home, he found a dilapidated thatched cottage with a dung bucket outside the door, and there were only two beds in the room.

Pots, pans, and stoves are crowded into this room that is less than three feet long and wide. The old mother and wife live in this small room, which makes people feel sad and cry.

"I'm back, old lady, old wife, I'm a scholar."

Fan Jin is 54 years old, his hair is already gray, he looks 60 years old, he studied hard for half his life, and wasted half his life before he managed to be a scholar.

Hearing this, Fan Jin's old mother and wife were all happy, and the family finally had something to look forward to after wasting half their life.

Just as the pot was cooking, he saw his father-in-law, Hu Tuhu, walking in with a pair of large intestines and a bottle of wine in his hand.

Fan Jin bowed to him and sat down.

Butcher Hu cursed and said: "It's my bad luck to marry a daughter to you, this worldly treasure. Over the years, I don't know how much I have been tired. Now I don't know what virtue I have accumulated, and I have led you to be a husband. Bring a drink to congratulate you."

Fan Jin looked older than the old man, and his head was a little bald, but he kept asking his wife to boil the intestines, boil the wine, and sit under the thatched hut.

The mother and daughter-in-law are cooking in the kitchen.Butcher Hu then ordered his son-in-law:
"Now that you have won the title of husband-in-law, you have to establish yourself in everything. For example, in my business, there are some decent and dignified people, and you are your eldest relative. How dare you pretend to be big in front of us? If the people at the door Farmers and dung pickers are just ordinary people. If you bow to him and sit on an equal footing, you will break the school rules, and even my face will be tarnished. You are a rotten honest and useless person, so these words I had to teach you, lest you be laughed at."

Fan Jin said: "Father-in-law saw and taught."

Butcher Hu said again: "My mother-in-law also comes here to sit and eat. The old man is sad to think about the small dishes every day. My daughter also eats some. Since I entered your house, in the past ten years, I don't know if I have eaten lard twice. Three times! Poor! Poor!"

After all, both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came to sit and eat.

When it was time to eat in Japan and the West, Hutu Lianhu was drunk from eating.

There are two mothers and sons here, thank you so much.

The butcher put his clothes on and went away with his stomach full.

The screen plays here,
The audience in the movie theater has been silent.

There are two groups of people here, the first wave is the Confucian scholars and the aristocratic families.

This is the first time they have seen such a situation. They haven't eaten lard for more than ten years, and they haven't even bought a pot of wine. Possibly, it is quite ignorant of the sufferings of the people.

"This is clearly discrediting my scholars, deliberately using this broken household to bury people."

"Yeah, no matter how bad it is, I won't be able to rely on a butcher's husband for a living."

"Li Xiao has a vicious mind, so he tarnishes my image as a scholar."

These Confucian scholars and the children of the aristocratic family were discussing in private.

But in the other wave, there are more poor students like this Fan Jin.

They fell silent.

Like a lump in the throat, choked up
This is clearly a true portrayal of themselves!
No one asks about the ten-year cold window. How many decades can there be in life, ten years after ten years, the years are wasted, the plantains are yellow, and in the end, the bamboo basket is empty.

Become famous in one fell swoop The world knows how many hardships and sufferings there are on this road, and who can understand, there are thousands of scholars, and a few of them can get fame in the exam. .
You must know that these students' household registration is a scholar, and they can only rely on examinations for fame throughout their lives. If the generations of their ancestors fail to pass the examination, they will be so destitute that they will rely on others to live.

These down-and-out scholars who came to the capital to seek explanations are all like this. They are just like Fan Jin in this movie, struggling in the sea of ​​suffering, looking forward to one day being admitted to fame.

But the abolition of the imperial examination will undoubtedly take away the last straw of self-consolation, and their life's efforts will be in vain.
Those people who are reluctant to buy a bottle of water at the movie theater are precisely these down-and-out scholars
A 57-year-old middle-aged student was rubbing his wrinkled face, tears streaming down his face.

He has been taking the exam for more than 40 years. He has been taking the exam since he was a child, and he has not been admitted to Juren until now.

His life was extremely dark, even worse than that of Fan Jin. He was so poor that he could not afford food. His wife already took the children to eat and starve at home, and he lived by writing for others every day.

This time he came to the capital to make troubles on borrowed money, he had to come, if the imperial examination was cancelled, he felt that there was no meaning for him to live.
He has nothing but Confucianism.

If Confucianism is useless, what should we do!

"Fan Jin, Fan Jin."

"What's the difference between you and Zhang Luo except for the name?"

"It's clearly me"

And Zhu Gaosui was so keen, his eyes kept scanning.

It didn't take long to discover the differences among these scholars.

"Brother-in-law Gao, these scholars were originally of the same mind, but it seems that they have different expressions, different looks, and seem to have begun to divide."

(End of this chapter)