Chapter 69

Mrs. Mu looked at the bubbles that kept rising in the bucket, both distressed and puzzled.

She obviously only had some porridge and light side dishes for dinner, how could she have a stomachache?

At the same time, Mu Xi's Begonia Courtyard was also full of fart noises and stench.

Mrs. Mu took half of a pot of mutton scorpions and left. Mu Xi ate two pieces by herself, and gave the rest to the servants and maidservants of Haitang Courtyard.

"puff!"

"Pfft!"

"Puff puff!"

In the small room, Mu Xi and her two personal servants, like a competition, competed to fart one after another, one farted more than the other, and the other farted worse than the other, the whole room smelled of farts Mixed together, it is simply suffocating.

Mu Xi covered her nose with a handkerchief, and stared at the two maidservants with an ugly face, "Did you steal dinner?"

At this time, Mu Xi didn't suspect that someone had drugged the sheep scorpion, and thought it was because the dinner spoiled her stomach.

It's all right for her to spoil her stomach, but the two maidservants also had stomach upset like her, how could she not suspect that the maidservant stole her dinner.

"Miss, slaves dare not."

Lu He and Luo Mei hurriedly knelt down, and while kneeling, they let out several loud and long stinky farts one after another, making Mu Xi block her nose desperately in anger.

"It stinks, don't get out!"

"Yes."

The two maidservants ran out clutching their buttocks in shame and indignation.

"Puff puff puff."

As soon as the maid left, Mu Xi let out a long series of farts. She was so angry that she covered her nose and fanned desperately with a round fan, trying to blow away the stench.

In the front yard, Mu Yuanlin's study was as peaceful as ever.

It was hot, and he didn't have much appetite, so he didn't eat the sheep and scorpion sent by the maid.

He didn't pay too much attention to Mrs. Mu and Mu Xi's farting, he just thought it was the mother and daughter who had eaten unclean food and had a stomachache.

"My lord, it's late at night. You should drink some calming tea and go to bed early. You have to get up early tomorrow to go to court."

Mu Yuanlin took the calming tea handed by the butler, drank it in one gulp, and then got up to go back to the dormitory to rest.

"puff."

Not long after walking out of the study, Mu Yuanlin farted.

He paused slightly, and continued to move forward without thinking too much.

"Puff puff."

After walking a few steps, he farted three more loud farts.

Fortunately, there are no other servants around except the butler, so it won't be too embarrassing.

"Master, don't you have a stomachache just like Madam? Would you like to invite a doctor to come and see?"

Mu Yuanlin rubbed his stomach and thought about it, then agreed.

The doctor was quickly invited to check the pulse of everyone in the Mu family, but he couldn't diagnose the reason, so he could only prescribe some medicine to relieve the fire and help the qi.

Mu Yanli and Mu Yanxi had seen enough of the show, and they let the dark guard take them away contentedly.

On the way back, the hidden guard couldn't help being curious, "Second Young Master, what kind of medicine did you put in the sheep scorpion? It's very interesting that it makes people fart constantly."

Mu Yanxi couldn't help but feel triumphant, "This is my unique secret recipe, it's called San Ri Xiang, and people who eat it will fart continuously for three consecutive days."

"Then is there a cure for this?"

"Yes, but I am the only one who has the antidote."

The dark guard showed admiration, "Second Young Master is really amazing."

Embarrassed by the praise, Mu Yanxi took the initiative to stuff her soft little hand into the big hand of the hidden guard, "Thanks to you today, otherwise my brother and I would be embarrassed, let's go, I will treat you to dinner night."

"Second Young Master, you are being polite. It is the duty of humble officials to protect you and First Young Master."

-

"Where have you been?"

As soon as Mu Yanli and Mu Yanxi returned to Mu's house, they saw Mu Ning standing in the yard with his hands behind his back, as if he was waiting for them.

Mu Yanxi stood aside to take some time off, with the words "Seek more blessings" written on her face shining brightly.

Mu Yanxi looked up at her innocent and lovely face, "Mother, we didn't go anywhere, I'm hungry, so Daman accompanied me out for supper."

Mu Ning twisted up the back collars of the two with a half-smile, "Do you need to wear night clothes when you go out for supper? Be lenient when you confess, and stricter when you resist. If you don't want to be imprisoned, just tell the truth."

As soon as Mu Yanxi heard about the foot restraint, he quickly poured beans out of the bamboo tube and told about the good things he did in Mu's mansion.

Knowing that the two guys had sneaked into Mu's residence to vent their anger on her, Mu Ning was both relieved and scared for a while.

The boss was able to defeat Mu Shi'an with one move because Mu Shi'an was too weak, but it didn't mean that the boss was good enough to move freely in the heavily guarded Prime Minister's Mansion.

Without the help of the secret guards from the Prince Qin's Mansion today, the two were caught by the Prime Minister's Mansion, and the consequences would be unimaginable.

Immediately, Mu Ning led the two daring sons into the house, severely reprimanded them, and punished them to stand and copy the Dongfeng Criminal Code three times.

In the dead of night, everything is silent.

The whole Mu's house fell into a deep sleep, except for Mu Ning's study room, where the lights were still on.

Mu Yanxi yawned long, her beautiful fox eyes narrowed into two slits.

"Dafu, I'm so sleepy."

Hearing this, Mu Yanli turned to look at him, "How much have you written?"

Mu Yanxi pouted, "It's only the second time."

Mu Yanli glanced at the open door behind him, and said in a low voice, "Then sneak away for a while, and I'll write for you after I finish writing."

"Thank you Dafu, I will treat you to delicious food tomorrow!"

Mu Yanxi hurriedly put down her pen, jumped onto the couch, and fell asleep on her stomach.

Mu Yanli shook his head helplessly, threw the tablecloth off the round table, folded it into a small quilt and gently covered Mu Yanxi.

After finishing this, Mu Yanli poured some water from the teapot, patted it on his eyelids to wake up, and then returned to the desk to continue copying.

After an unknown amount of time, Mu Yanli finally couldn't hold on anymore, and his body began to wobble.

While half dreaming and half awake, he suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance of peace of mind, and his consciousness sank as if the pause button had been pressed.

"Mother..."

Looking at the boss nestled in his arms, full of dependence, Mu Ning's eyes revealed a gentleness like a galaxy.

"Go to sleep."

After taking the eldest and the second child back to their rooms, Mu Ning went back to the study, put away the criminal laws copied by the two children, turned off the lights, and then went back to the house to continue working.

Taking advantage of the change of shift, the dark guard Sanliu returned to the palace of Prince Qin, and reported to Jun Moyan what the two young masters had done, as well as the fact that Mu Ning had been punished for copying the criminal law.

Morning the next day.

Emperor Dongfeng looked at the vacant seat at the front of the hall, slightly surprised, "Why isn't Master Mu here today?"

"Back to the emperor, Master Mu is not feeling well, so he asked for leave to rest at home."

Knowing that Mu Yuanlin was unwell, as an ally of the Mu family, Jun Moyi visited the Mu family in the name of caring after he came to court.

"What's the smell?"

As soon as he stepped into the gate of Mu Mansion, Jun Moyi subconsciously covered his nose.

The housekeeper, Mu Feng, smiled awkwardly, "Recently, the ingredients bought by the house are not fresh, which caused many people to have stomach troubles. This is also the reason why the master asked for leave."

 Two more~
  Forgive the old seven for naming Fei, I can only come up with such nondescript poison names as "three days ring" when I think about it so much that I am bald :)
  
 
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