Chapter 68
After looking at each other, Mu Yanli, who was more skilled, turned over and jumped into the Mu residence first.

"Haw, haw."

Hearing the cries of grasshoppers coming from the courtyard wall, Mu Yanxi jumped down quickly.

"oops."

Mu Yanxi originally jumped behind Mu Yanli, but Mu Yanli was worried that Mu Yanxi would fall, so he deliberately backed away to make room for him, but the two bumped into each other by coincidence.

"who!"

Mu Yanxi's inadvertent exclamation caught the attention of a team of guards not far away who were watching the night.

Seeing that she was about to be caught by the servant, Mu Yanxi suddenly felt her body lighten.

Before he could recover, he was carried to the beam with his mouth covered.

Still in shock, he turned his head instinctively, facing a pair of dark eyes.

Almost at the same moment when he was lifted onto the beam, the servants of Mu's mansion rushed to the place where they climbed over the wall.

"Quack, quack."

"Damn it, it turned out to be two toads."

Looking at the two extremely ugly toads under the wall, the servants stepped forward and kicked them twice before walking away with the lantern in their hands.

"who are you?"

As soon as the hand covering his mouth was released, Mu Yanxi immediately asked in a low voice.

"Second son, I am the secret guard of the Qin County Prince's Mansion. I am ordered by the prince to protect you with me."

Hearing that it was Jun Moyan's person, Mu Yanxi's eyes lit up, and soon he thought of something, and asked anxiously, "Where's my brother?"

"Xiao Man, I'm here."

Mu Yanxi searched for the sound and looked over, only to find that Mu Yanli was at the other end of the beam, just like him, being hugged by a dark guard in black and sitting on the beam.

"Eldest son, second son, it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, we will send you back."

Mu Yanxi hurriedly called, "Wait."

With the assistance of two hidden guards, Mu Yanli and Mu Yanxi first went to the Yunxiang Courtyard where Mrs. Mu lived, but after searching around but did not find Mrs. Mu, the two turned to the Begonia Courtyard where Mu Xi lived .

A few days after the miscarriage, Mu Xi didn't rest in the house, but stayed in the small kitchen and learned how to cook, with Mrs. Mu giving instructions.

Mu Yanxi rolled her eyes, turned her head and whispered to the secret guard Sanliu beside her, "You find a way to lure them away."

Sanliu didn't ask much, turned around and left.

"what!!!"

Hearing the maidservant's screams from outside, Mrs. Mu frowned displeasedly and ordered the maidservant beside her, "Go and see, what's going on?"

"Yes."

After the maid left, Mu Xi continued to cook, but suddenly a black shadow flashed by the kitchen door.

"Who!?"

Hearing Mrs. Mu's shout, Mu Xi quickly stopped what she was doing, "Mother, what's wrong?"

"There seems to be someone outside the door, I'll go and have a look."

Hearing this, Mu Xi hurriedly put down the things in her hand, "Mom, I'll accompany you."

"Alright."

The mother and daughter walked out of the kitchen one after the other.

Although it was night, lanterns were hung all over the yard to make it easier for the mother and daughter to walk around. The whole yard was almost unobstructed, and there was no suspicious person.

"Mom, are you reading it wrong?"

Mrs. Mu frowned slightly, but did not speak, her sharp eyes scanned every place in Haitang Courtyard.

Not long after, the maidservant who had just left hurried back, saw the mother and daughter standing at the door, and hurriedly replied: "It's a mouse, it jumped to Hongxing's feet suddenly, and it startled her."

Hearing this, Mrs. Mu thought of a black cat in Mu Shi'an's yard. The black shadow she saw just now might be that black cat, so she dispelled her doubts and took her daughter back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

"Mother, it's ready, try it and see how it tastes."

Looking at the braised mutton scorpion in the pot, Madam Mu nodded in satisfaction.

"If you want to keep a man's heart, you have to keep his stomach first. The emperor loves to eat mutton scorpions. If you cook this dish, it is equivalent to holding the emperor's stomach."

While talking, Mrs. Mu picked up a piece of sheep scorpion with her chopsticks and tasted it carefully.

Mu Xi looked at it expectantly, "Mom, how does it taste?"

"Well, not bad, salty and delicious, soft and rotten in the mouth."

Saying that, Mrs. Mu glanced outside the door, "Your father should be done with his work at this point, I'll pretend to send some to him to have a taste."

"it is good."

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"Puff puff!"

Not long after walking out of the Begonia Courtyard, Mrs. Mu let out several loud farts. Not only were they loud, but they were also very smelly. Even she herself couldn't bear it, and the maid who followed her blushed.

Mrs. Mu suppressed her embarrassment, and handed the food box in her hand to the maid, "Send it to the master, poof—"

"Mrs. Ben is not feeling well, poof—"

"Let's go back to the yard to rest, poof—"

Just like responding to what she said, she let out a loud fart every time she said a sentence, the maid endured her shoulders trembling, and ran away in a hurry with the food box.

Madam Mu was angry, ashamed and annoyed, but there was nothing she could do. She could only put her butt between her legs and fart "PuffPuff" while walking quickly back to the Yunxiang Courtyard where she lived.

Halfway there, two servants suddenly appeared in front of her. Madam Mu was anxious, so she turned around and hid in a nearby pavilion.

"Listen, what's the sound?"

"I don't know. But, do you smell anything?"

The man took a sharp breath, and then made a retching sound, "Wow, it stinks, did you step on shit?"

"No, not me."

Mrs. Mu in the pavilion looked as if she had been slapped, her face flushed red, and she tried to clamp her butt tightly while holding her breath.

But the more you are afraid of something, the more you will come.

"Puff puff!"

She accidentally farted three more loud farts, which startled the two servants.

"Who's there, come out! Otherwise, I'll call someone!"

The servant's shout quickly attracted the servant, "What's going on?"

The servant hurriedly pointed to the gazebo, "There are people in the pavilion, they can't hide!"

Hearing this, the servant immediately walked towards the gazebo with a lantern in his hand.

Seeing that there was no way to avoid it, Mrs. Mu had no choice but to show up, pretending to be calm and reprimanded: "What's the noise, I want to enjoy the cool and quiet here, but I'm so disturbed by you—"

Before Ning finished speaking, he heard a loud and lengthy fart.

The servants and servants covered their noses one after another, "Who, farts are so stinky?"

"Ouch, I almost smoked out the last night's meal."

The servants and servants didn't dare to think about Mrs. Mu's head, they all thought that someone among them let it go, and they all accused without restraint.

Mrs. Mu was about to take the opportunity to leave.

As a result, as soon as she walked out of the gazebo, she couldn't control herself and let out a series of loud farts.

This time, the servants and servants could hear clearly, and their incredulous and astonished eyes fell on her.

"Ma'am, you..."

Mrs. Mu became angry from embarrassment, "It's so strange that Mrs. Ben has a stomachache, and I don't do anything."

The servants and servants left in a hurry.

After finally returning to the Yunxiang Courtyard, Mrs. Mu immediately asked the maid to prepare water for a bath, and then took out the incense that was not commonly used and lit it in the room to cover up the smell of fart.

After the hot water was prepared, Madam Mu sent all the maids out to wash in the bucket alone in order not to let the maids notice the strangeness of her body.

"Grumbling--"

Even though his whole body was soaked in hot water, it didn't stop him from farting, and the fart gas kept splashing out on the surface of the water.

(End of this chapter)

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