my pets from history

Chapter 113 Cao Cao: Lend me some money, I want to buy tea!

This sentence surprised Jiang Xun.

Is it so direct?
No cover up at all?

Jiang Xun was very surprised, and continued to stand behind Cao Caomiao to watch.

Not long after, the other party replied with a '? '.

"The widow is the king of Wei. If you follow the widow, you will have all the glory and wealth!"

Cao Caomiao clumsily typed a line. , but saw a "Pu Xinnan, really bow down" from the opposite side, Cao Caomiao just wanted to continue to say something, but only saw a red exclamation mark.

After seeing the red exclamation mark, Cao Caomiao couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then raised his head in confusion and looked at Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun suddenly felt the embarrassment of being discovered by peeping into other people's privacy, so he coughed lightly and shifted his gaze, trying to alleviate this embarrassing situation.

However, Cao Caomiao didn't seem to have any sense of privacy being noticed, instead he looked at Jiang Xun very habitually, and then asked very puzzled: "Mr. Jiang, what does this 'Pu Xinnan' mean? Why can't my message be sent?" Going out, is the network signal bad? Meow~"

Hearing this, Jiang Xun could only bite the bullet and answer: "'Puxinnan' means that you are a 'generally trustworthy man', and 'true subordinate' means 'a lord who is worthy of the loyalty of his subordinates', red The exclamation mark is because we live in the mountains, and it’s normal that the signal in the mountains is not very good, so don’t think too much about it.”

Although Jiang Xun felt that according to Cao Caomiao's strong psychological quality, after watching the fall of the Cao Wei regime, he should be able to calmly accept the correct meaning.

After all, after Chibi, Cao Cao was able to talk and laugh with the soldiers frankly and calmly.

You won't be out of breath when you are scolded.

But after thinking about it, Jiang Xun decided to be conservative.

Don't be afraid of [-], just be afraid of what happens.

What if?
Therefore, Jiang Xun told a white lie to Cao Caomiao.

After hearing what Jiang Xun said, Cao Caomiao couldn't help being taken aback.

A man who is generally trustworthy is a master who is worthy of the loyalty of his subordinates...

That's right, it's me Cao Moumiao!
Cao Cao nodded with satisfaction, he is still very trustworthy.

It's just that occasionally he does something inappropriate, such as an elder named Lu...

But those are some small problems under the overall situation. From a general point of view, I am indeed trustworthy!

Cao Cao raised his head and couldn't help praising: "I didn't expect this woman to be so insightful! Alas, if under the rule of the widow, I must make her a wife! Meow~!"

Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun could only nod silently.

On the other hand, although Yun Changmiao felt that something was wrong, but he had been here for a short time, and he still didn't understand the meaning of these few words, but he just frowned slightly, and didn't say anything.

There is only one surfing dog present, and that is Sun Quanwang.

Sun Quanwang did understand what this series of sentences meant, but he would only chuckle inwardly, and would not step forward to remind him.

What does Cao Cao's matter have anything to do with me, Sun Quanwang?He said, 'Being a son is like Sun Zhongmou', but he treats me like a son, so why don't my buddies want to talk to him!

After this explanation, Cao Cao believed it and felt very reasonable.

Because he really felt that he was such a person... no, such a cat pinch!

So Cao Caomiao happily closed the chat box and continued to look for other sisters.

Jiang Xun heaved a sigh of relief when he saw this, but at this moment, a beautiful profile picture flashed on Cao Caomiao's newly registered account, and he took the initiative to add Cao Caomiao as a friend.

Adding a note is...

"Is brother there?"

After seeing this sentence, Cao Cao felt very novel, and immediately chose to add friends, and immediately chatted with this "good sister" who took the initiative to add her friends.

Jiang Xun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Cao Caomiao was chatting passionately again.

OK, let's talk.

At this moment, the little yellow man suddenly popped up a head from the basement, and then held Jiang Xun's mobile phone, bouncing all the way towards Jiang Xun, cheering each other, as if they had won a big victory .

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun immediately understood that his phone had been repaired.

He nodded in satisfaction. He was very satisfied with the speed at which the little yellow man repaired his phone. He quickly went up to him. Jiang Xun retrieved his mobile phone amidst the little yellow man's "Bunana".

Press the power button, the screen lights up, and the phone turns on.

Everything is exactly the same as before, nothing has changed.

However, Jiang Xun still felt a little weird when using the phone. It seemed that there was something unusual about the phone, but Jiang Xun couldn't tell.

The minions looked at Jiang Xun with great anticipation, as if they wanted to get compliments from Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun smiled and patted their heads one by one to express their love for them, and the minions got Jiang Xun's 'touch' After killing', he was satisfied immediately, and happily went downstairs to continue researching the anti-gravity gun.

Seeing that the little yellow man was satisfied so easily, Jiang Xun couldn't help sighing.

This is really the best subordinate, the best employee.

Although sometimes it's a bit weird, and you can't understand your own needs, but where can you find subordinates who can be satisfied so easily?
Moreover, they have been here for a long time, and they are already part of Jiang Xun's family just like the historical pets.

Ever since my parents died in a car accident in high school, I haven't had this warm feeling for a long time...

Jiang Xun's heart warmed, he smiled slightly, and shouted to the little yellow man walking towards the basement: "There is no need to race against time, combining work and rest is the best way to work, if you want to play games, just play Come on, don't hold yourself back."

After hearing Jiang Xun's words, the three little yellow men who were about to go to the basement couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then turned around Jiang Xun in the next second, as if expressing some kind of thought. One of the short and fat little yellow men He even pursed his lips, wanting to launch a 'kiss offensive' against Jiang Xun.

I will give you a holiday, so you will use this method to deal with me, right?

Jiang Xun was startled, and quickly avoided the little yellow man's kiss, but the little yellow man who was not kissed was obviously a little disappointed.

Seeing this, Jiang Xun immediately pointed out a way for him: "Nahuang is there, you go and kiss Nahuang, he prefers to kiss."

That's right, the French face-to-face ceremony and hand-kissing ceremony are relatively famous. As the emperor of France, Napoleon Wang should be able to adapt to this situation.

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, the three minions immediately looked at Napoleon Wang who was dozing on the sofa, and happily ran towards Napoleon Wang.

Napoleon Wang, who was dozing off, suddenly felt that there were many things around him, and then he opened his eyes in astonishment, and immediately found that three minions were having sex with him.

Napoleon Wang turned pale in shock, and hurriedly barked: "What are you doing!"

"As the Emperor of France, I order you to retreat quickly!"

"Who told you to come here! Woah~!"

"Look for Jiang Xun, look for Jiang Xun!"

"If you don't stop, I'm going to bite the minions!"

"..."

Looking at Napoleon Wang surrounded by three minions, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile knowingly.

Fortunately, I am resourceful, otherwise I would be the one surrounded.

Jiang Xun sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs comfortably, and started to open his video account.

There are a lot of comments in the background.

Most of them are comments from the video, and this part has the most comments, but Jiang Xun did not choose to check these for the first time, but opened the reply from the comments.

"It's not like this. They are all self-media operating accounts. I can understand your desire to be popular, but young people should focus on the right path and not go astray."

The account with the blue V logo 'Mr. Wang Guantianxia' posted such a reply under Jiang Xun's comment in such a grand manner, which immediately caught Jiang Xun in a daze and couldn't help laughing angrily.

You rubbed off on the popularity of our family, Sun Cewang, and created a "party interview" out of nothing, and now you are accusing the right owner of rubbing off the popularity, right?

Looking through the comments, Jiang Xun found that many people were also led into the ditch by this "Teacher Wang Viewing the World", and they all accused Jiang Xun of being here for the popularity, and there were many malicious comments in Jiang Xun's video .

"Bringing a similar dog can pretend to be a hero dog? How despicable!"

"Isn't it a little too much to be hot?"

"..."

Looking at the overwhelming sound of abuse, Jiang Xun frowned slightly, and soon discovered the problem.

This 'Teacher Wang Views the World' account actually posted a new video.

He hung himself up.

Although he made a mosaic very "enthusiastically", anyone with a discerning eye can tell which comment on which video he is talking about, after all, he has not deleted the comment.

The content is very dirty. It basically means that I am a pet blogger who has a similar dog. After seeing the news, I immediately took the dog to the beach to shoot a video to catch the heat.

Jiang Xun sneered.

Good thing my buddy has a video.

So, without any hesitation, Jiang Xun went directly to his backstage and decisively released the full version.

From surfing to discovering the little girl, to Sun Cewang running directly to the little girl, all angles are very clear, which is many times clearer than those videos taken by passers-by!
After posting the video, Jiang Xun did not show any weakness, and directly posted the title of "Teacher Wang Views the World" with the caption: "Speak up! Where is your client, why don't you ask to come out and take a look?"

After all, Jiang Xun ignored it.

I believe that after the fermentation of time, the majority of netizens will naturally be able to open their eyes and understand the truth of the matter.

At the same time that Jiang Xun put down his phone, he suddenly met Cao Caomiao's eyes.

This very abrupt stare directly startled Jiang Xun, and his hair stood on end.

He saw the burning desire in Cao Cao's eyes, as if he could burn all the enemies in front of him at any time.

Looking at this scene, Jiang Xun swallowed his saliva, and after his mentality gradually calmed down, he said to Cao Cao, "Why are you staring at me like this, the phone is dead?"

"Lend me some money, I want to buy tea."

Cao Caomiao smiled at Jiang Xun, and the greed that Jiang Xun had noticed from Cao Caomiao's eyes seemed to disappear at this moment.

Hearing Cao Cao's words, Jiang Xun's heart immediately relaxed.

I thought what was going on, it turned out that it was just borrowing money.

"How much did you borrow?"

Jiang Xundao: "What is this money going to be used for? When will you pay it back?"

The process is very standard, just like a loan.

"880 eight."

Cao Cao replied earnestly: "Didn't I tell you that I bought tea. As for paying back the money... Well, let me think about it. I should have a lot of funeral objects. I will dig them out and give you two. Meow~"

Jiang Xun: ...

Hearing what Cao Cao said, what else can Jiang Xun say?
It can only be said that Cao Cao Miao is worthy of being called Cao Cao Miao, and the outstanding one is called a hard core!
"Okay, okay, Cao Cao's tomb should not have been stolen, after all, it is the 72 suspected tomb! And you are also an old expert in tomb robbers, you should take protective measures in the tomb!"

Jiang Xun was more excited.

That's it, if you can really find Cao Cao's tomb, then Jiang Xun will send it!

"Forehead……"

Hearing what Jiang Xun said, Cao Cao was at a loss for words, and after a long silence, he opened his mouth and said, "That... I don't seem to know where I am buried..."

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
Jiang Xun's eyes widened: "What's the situation, you don't know where you are buried?"

"Yes."

Cao Cao meowed: "Although there are 72 suspicious tombs arranged, Zihuan is responsible for the burial after the widow's death. I don't know which place he chose to be buried! I do remember some of these 72 tombs, but now the world has changed." , the specific location, the widow is also somewhat..."

Speaking of this, Cao Caomiao was a little embarrassed.

And Jiang Xun sighed deeply.

This feeling of falling from the sky is really bad.

Jiang Xun sighed, suddenly realized other problems, and immediately asked: "880? Why is tea so expensive, why do you buy tea?"

"Xiaoyi wants it."

Cao Cao raised her head and said meowingly: "She said that her grandfather is not in good health and has planted a lot of tea trees in some mountain. She asked me if I would like to support the old man, and she fried one of them herself."

After finishing speaking, Cao Caomiao sighed again: "This kind of simple, kind, and understanding girl is rare, and even the widow is a little moved, but it's a pity that she is too young..."

Jiang Xun:? ? ?
"No, what year is it, and the tea scam hasn't died yet?"

Jiang Xun couldn't believe that after such a long time, this kind of tea scam still exists in the market.

Don't they just update the version? Is it true that stupid people will continue to be fooled?

Cao Cao Meow:?

Cao Caomiao felt offended.

"You mean...Xiao Yi is lying to the widow?!"

In an instant, a murderous intent erupted from Cao Caomiao's body.

Jiang Xun couldn't help but be taken aback by this strong killing intent, and the bored Zhang Feimiao and Yun Changmiao also raised their heads at the same time and looked in Cao Caomiao's direction.

Jiang Xun didn't say much, and directly searched for a video, and sighed: "Meng De, I understand your current mood very well. It is normal for you to be cheated. After all, you are just here, and you are still a little too naive. In this way, see After finishing this video, strengthen anti-fraud awareness, I believe you will be able to have a pair of sharp eyes."

When Cao Cao heard the words, he couldn't help withdrawing his murderous aura, and in an instant he returned to his original appearance.

He squinted his eyes, looked at the phone, lost in thought.

……

In Zhenhai City, Wen Yu was sitting bored in his office watching videos, when suddenly a new message was posted on the account he paid special attention to.

Seeing this situation, Wen Yu did not hesitate at all, and decisively clicked in.

In order to better serve Jiang Xun, Wen Yu followed all the accounts of Jiang Xun's platforms, and set special attention, once he released any videos, Wen Yu would know immediately.

After all, in modern times, the real-name system is used to access the Internet, so it is quite simple to find them.

After seeing Jiang Xun's video, Wen Yu understood the cause and effect.

It turned out that Mr. Jiang was responsible for the sensational dog rescue incident on the Internet!

No wonder!
All of a sudden, everything is explained.

Why can an ordinary Chinese pastoral dog explode at a speed comparable to that of a yacht.

This power naturally comes from Mr. Jiang Xunjiang!
But soon, Wen Yu also discovered that a group of accounts on the Internet were slandering and discrediting Mr. Jiang.

Seeing this situation, Wen Yu did not hesitate, and immediately asked his superiors for instructions, and reported the matter in full.

For every meeting with a superhuman, the superior's attitude is cautious and prudent, for fear that one inattentive will force a certain powerful superhuman to the opposite side.

Soon, with reports layer by layer, a mysterious force gradually started to activate.

In an office building in a certain city, a character wearing glasses like a video editor came to a bald middle-aged man and said worriedly: "Mr. Wang, our account has been counterattacked. That kid is really the person involved. What should we do now? PR?"

"No, keep arguing with that person."

Teacher Wang took a sip of the tea and felt extremely comfortable.

This 880 Bayi pot of tea is comfortable, but I don’t know why, Xiaoyi doesn’t take care of herself very much recently.

But it doesn't matter, he decided to continue buying Xiao Yi's tea after he copied the popularity and made money. As long as he bought more, Xiao Yi would talk to him more.

"Let our navy continue to confuse the public, don't worry so much, what are you afraid of? Aren't you just a pet blogger, and not a big shot."

Teacher Wang was confident, and said to the video editor: "As long as there are hot spots, you don't care if the netizens scold you or not? Hurry up and buy a dog that is similar to the video, and then I don't need to teach you how to do it?"

Black and red are also red, and black and red traffic is also traffic.

Teacher Wang doesn't really care about fame, as long as he can make money, who cares about anything else?

But just as he finished speaking, a guy who was operating in front of the computer suddenly had a surprised expression and shouted in horror: "Mr. Wang, it's bad, our account has been blocked!"

Teacher Wang frowned upon hearing this: "Which account?"

"all!"

"all?!"

Hearing this sentence, Teacher Wang couldn't help but feel a little surprised. When he was about to go to see what happened, he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside the office.

Before they could go to open the door, the door opened automatically.

Several straight-dressed and upright staff members walked into the office building:
"Hello, we are from the tax bureau. According to reports from the public, your company is suspected of tax evasion. Are you Wang Qixi? Please come with us."

Hearing this sentence, Teacher Wang's legs went limp.

What happened, in a flash, why did the sky fall?
　Monthly tickets accumulated 728, an increase of 3200 words.

　　The current number of words is 30600+3200-5300=28500=words.

　　Number of words owed: [-] words.

　　Wait a minute, why does it feel more and more difficult to pay back.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)