my pets from history

Chapter 112 Would Madam be willing to share the bed with me tonight?
With this in mind, Cao Caomiao pulled the rice back into the bowl by himself.

After looking around, he silently pushed the rice to Yun Changmiao's position, and then said with a smile: "This is fresh hand-made rice, Yun Chang has a taste."

Seeing Cao Caomiao say such words, Jiang Xun couldn't hold back anymore.

What do you mean?
The old Three Kingdoms is broadcast on TV, you play the new Three Kingdoms, right?
Cao Caomiao reads everything in private, right?
When Yun Changmiao heard the words, he also declined like the one on TV.

But it's not the same as what you see on TV.

In the TV series, Yun Changmiao refused because the gift was too precious.

And now...

You hesitated, the white rice was put on the table and then pulled back... Although he said, "Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work", Yun Changmiao is not stupid.

Zhang Feimiao chuckled from the side.

As someone who has watched the old and new Three Kingdoms and the videos of various ghosts and animals, he is naturally familiar with various famous scenes.

But what he didn't expect was that the content of the ghost animal video was staged in reality, and it was so... ghost animal.

Jiang Xun's expression was also extremely weird.

This……

He shook his head, beckoned the little yellow man over, and solemnly handed over the mobile phone to them, then glanced at Napoleon Wang, snatched the little yellow man's mobile phone, and said to Xiao Huang People understand it with reason and emotion: "Stop playing games with the two idiots, hurry up and do scientific research, and arrange the production of the anti-gravity gun I want quickly on the assembly line! When I make a lot of money, I will buy you a lot of it!" You can do whatever you want, go to work quickly! By the way, let me dry and fix my phone first."

Hearing the pancake drawn by Jiang Xun, the little yellow man's eyes widened, and he immediately took Jiang Xun's phone, and then quickly returned to Napoleon Wang and the other two little yellow men, snatching it with a snap. The two little yellow men worked together to play the mobile phone, then ran to Jiang Xun, handed it to Jiang Xun, then dragged the other two little yellow men, and walked towards the basement, as if planning to give it to Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun repaired his phone.

Seeing such an energetic little yellow man, Jiang Xun was very satisfied, and then replaced the little yellow man to help him complete this game.

Although Napoleon Wang's eyes were full of doubts, relying on Jiang Xun's excellent ability of "Little Overlord's Power", the game was basically won.

But when Jiang Xun started to operate, he realized that things were far from that simple.

The power of the little overlord can only be applied to stand-alone games.

As for King of Glory... there is a stand-alone mode, but it is obviously not a stand-alone mode now.

With a big failure appearing in the field of vision, Jiang Xun put down his phone helplessly: "It's too good, I can't carry it on 11-7 at all."

And Napoleon Wang didn't speak, just looked at Jiang Xun quietly.

The little yellow man played 10-0 to you, and then you played 11-7, and only killed one person with seven lives, and the head was still stolen...

It is difficult for Napoleon Wang to comment on Jiang Xun. He can only say that there is still a lot of room for improvement, and the future is promising.

After this round, Jiang Xun didn't feel that the previous 10-0 was played by the little yellow man, but regarded it as his own record, and was very proud: "Very good, it seems that my level has not dropped too much. Facing such a powerful matchup as 'Xingyao', it is not a disadvantage."

Hearing Jiang Xun's words, Napoleon Wang's expression darkened even more.

There is nothing to comment on, except that Jiang Xun's game understanding is not as good as that of a dog.

Jiang Xun, on the other hand, took his mobile phone and went upstairs to change.

Although Jiang Xun doesn't often buy clothes, he doesn't only have one set.

Before changing clothes, Jiang Xun even took a shower upstairs.

After taking a shower, Jiang Xun put on new clothes comfortably, and then went downstairs in no hurry, but sat on the bed, and skillfully logged in to his account with the account password, wanting to check the situation.

But after seeing the verification code of that dog day's mobile phone, Jiang Xun felt helpless for a while.

Now it's really hard to move without a mobile phone.

Even if you have a mobile phone, it is difficult to move without the mobile phone number.

Jiang Xun casually opened the trending search and took a look, and found that the No. 1 trending search was not "God Dog Rescue People by the Sea", but a short-lived crimson sea area near Caishiji, Zhenhai. casualties.

Jiang Xun went in and took a look, and found that it was the sea area where he and Sun Cewang fought on the bottom of the sea.

The crimson sea area is indeed beautiful, but if you think about it carefully, it should be the color that appeared after Sun Cewang made a move, according to the method.

It's pretty nice.

But why is this the number one hot search?
Sun Cewang should be the first to save the girl!

Jiang Xun complained about another hot topic that is closely related to him, but no one can explain the Internet, so that's all he can say.

Jiang Xun sighed, and decided to wait for the minions to repair the phone before taking care of other content.

To put it bluntly, it is still comfortable to play on my own mobile phone, and it is not comfortable enough to play on other people's mobile phones.

Although this phone is also bought by myself.

Regaining his mood, Jiang Xun went downstairs and walked towards the hall. His mind was still focused on Cao Caomiao.

After all, Cao Caomiao's skill Jiang Xun is quite curious.

What kind of skill is "I love killing people in my dreams"?

Jiang Xun really wants to see, can he kill someone in his dream?Then I think this matter is really spicy!

Jiang Xun dawdled upstairs for a long time, and when Jiang Xun went downstairs, he found that Cao Cao's face had become more and more gloomy.

Seeing that something was wrong with the current atmosphere, Jiang Xun quietly pulled Zhang Feimiao over and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"

"hey-hey."

The smile on Zhang Feimiao's face could no longer be concealed, and his brows and eyes were full of joy. After hearing Jiang Xun's question, he seemed eager to share some gossip with his good brothers and girlfriends, so he hurriedly joined in. Come over and explain mysteriously to Jiang Xunshen: "Not long ago, when Sima Yi and Master Sima died, and Huainan rebelled three times, Cao Zei's face was crooked, but then Sima Zhao abolished the emperor, established Cao Mao, and then He killed Cao Mao on the street and replaced him with Cao Yang."

Zhang Feimiao gloated and said: "The Sima family is really not authentic. Look at the old Cao family. Even if they usurp the Han, they have given them a face. They have done three things and made three concessions. They changed to a Sanyang public security officer to enjoy their old age. , and look at the Sima family... tsk tsk tsk, killing the emperor in the street, how can there be such a way? My old Zhang is definitely not right. Meow~!"

Is such that.

Zhang Feimiao felt that there was a big problem.

What is an emperor?
The emperor is a symbol of the divine right of the king. Before this, the people were superstitious that the emperor was the real dragon and the emperor, and he was immortal.

Even if it is usurping the throne, he dare not do anything to the emperor.

For example, when Wang Mang usurped the Han, he did not dare to kill the crown prince Ru Ziying, so he could only imprison him.

Another example is that Cao Pi accepted the abdication of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, which also gave him dignity.

What were the emperors who were killed by the rebellious army like?Those are all false fates, and in the eyes of everyone, they are not considered to be the real dragon emperors at all.

And Sima Zhao came this wave, which directly broke the illusory myth of the emperor, so that the tradition of casual regicide appeared in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the Jin Dynasty of Sima's family was killed seven or eight times.

Yun Changmiao was not in a good mood beside him.

After all, he also saw the scene of Ji Han's demise again.

After seeing the demise of the Shu Han, Cao Cao could not help being filled with emotion, and said: "The king of the North, Liu Chen... This grandson of Liu Xuande has a backbone, he is stronger than his son, much stronger. Meow~"

Zhang Feimiao said with a smile: "Your Cao Mao is not bad either, he is already powerless, and he has to go to battle to kill thieves, and finally die with a bang!"

After all, their gazes suddenly focused on the same point by coincidence, and they looked at Sun Quanwang who was not far away.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Sun Quanwang couldn't hold back his face, and now he just wanted to travel back and beat up that grandson Sun Hao severely.

This grandson is a real grandson!
If I knew it earlier, it would be better to let him rot to death. Back then, the descendants of the elder brother were made emperor.

Sun Quanwang sighed deeply, regretting his mistakes.

Even if you regret it at the beginning, there is nothing you can do, after all, everything is chosen by yourself.

He had Liu Chen in Shu Han, Cao Mao in Cao Wei, and only Guiminghou in Sun Wu.

But he was very brave when he went to the north to meet Sima Yan, so what's the use of that?Why don't you be so brave?

On the other hand, Sun Cewang was grinning heartlessly, and kept gesticulating to Renjiemiao: "Hey, guess what? The bottom of the sea is really huge! I just punched my eyes like that..."

For Sun Cewang, it doesn't matter.

it's already over.

The most important thing is to live in the moment!

What should be eaten and what should be drunk is an optimistic attitude.

Renjiemiao was already extremely annoyed, but she still nodded and smiled very politely.

This is the basic cultivation of being a prime minister.

Joan of Arc has already got off the van. She is lying on the sofa, playing with her mobile phone very comfortably. Jiang Xun can clearly see that she seems to be playing some kind of card-drawing game, specifically what it is... Jiang Xun was hard to say.

Seemingly aware of Jiang Xun's gaze, Joan raised her head suddenly, with a tight face, staring at Jiang Xun and said, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful girl, Meow? Meow~!"

Super fierce!

Jiang Xun smiled slightly, then sat on the sofa and stretched.

This feeling is pretty good.

It just so happens that I have nothing to do right now, so sit here and watch TV with Cao Caomiao for a while.

As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xun once again watched this epic masterpiece that he would never tire of watching.

The story of the Three Kingdoms is long and exciting, but in the second half of the Three Kingdoms, it always feels almost meaningless, especially now, after Sima Yan appeared on the stage, people's blood pressure soared.

After Sima Yan accepted the abdication, ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, the country was named Jin, and he went south to destroy Wu, the story of the Three Kingdoms came to an end.

The three families finally returned to Jin.

Even though they have seen the ending countless times, the four cats and dogs, Sun Quanwang, Sun Cewang, Zhang Feimiao and Yun Changmiao, are all a bit lost, still a little unbelievable and confused.

And Cao Cao, who saw this ending for the first time... his teeth were almost gritted.

There is no other reason, it looks too disgusting.

He is a hard-working generation, and when he saw that his country was so ruined, Cao Cao suddenly smiled, just like after Chibi back then: "Hahahaha, good, good, what a Sima Yi, what a Sima Zhongda!"

After laughing a few times, Cao Caomiao suddenly calmed down, and asked Jiang calmly, "Mr. Jiang, can you summon Zhongda next? We still have a lot of things to communicate between our monarchs and ministers."

Yes, now he doesn't want to see Cao Pi, Cao Zhi or even his favorite child Cao Chong anymore.

He only wants Sima Yi to come now.

And after hearing Cao Caomiao's words, Sun Cewang and Sun Quanwang also watched the excitement and thought it was a big deal: "Come one, come one!"

And Yun Changmiao and Zhang Feimiao looked at each other and expressed their opinions: "I still have to summon my elder brother first! After that, I can summon this Sima Zhongda. Let's see what this kid is capable of. The old tortoise has been here for so long, resisting Prime Minister Zhuge of my family! Meow~!"

They still want to see Liu Bei more.

After hearing their words, Jiang Xun's mouth twitched.

"It's not that I can summon whoever I want. If I can choose myself, I will definitely satisfy your wishes." Jiang Xun said aggrievedly from the side.

If you can choose yourself...

Who will send it and listen to you?

The buddies directly call back all the beauties in ancient and modern China and abroad, and enjoy a wave of imperial treatment!
It is best to choose the human form!
When you can't beat them, come back with some able ones, such as Lu Bu... Forget it, they might compete with me for beauty.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a few honest gentlemen like Zhao Zilong as bodyguards?

"Okay, Cao Cao, don't be sad, play with your phone for a while, and play for a while to distract yourself."

Jiang Xun comforted Cao Caomiao. Fortunately, Yun Changmiao had taught Cao Caomiao how to play with the mobile phone before, and Cao Caomiao was also very calm. After sighing, he played with the mobile phone depressed.

And Renjiemiao also jumped out from behind the sofa, and decisively snatched the remote control.

This group of late Han Dynasty and Three Kingdoms has finally finished watching, and now it's my turn to watch TV!

Satisfied, Master Di turned on Detective Conan and continued to watch the elementary school student Reaper from Neon.

As for Jiang Xun, he was sitting on the sofa, and with a thought, the heavy [Unbelievable History Book] appeared in front of Jiang Xun.

Turning to the first page, Jiang Xun saw that the situation on the first page was extraordinary, and he had a lot of energy!
And this time, all the energies have a concrete reality!
Murderous: 24 points.

Aura: 43 points.

Resentment: 31 points.

Demon spirit: 9 o'clock.

Void Energy: 77 points.

"Remarks: For every 100 energy points, you can summon a picture scroll. When the number of summoned pages reaches ten pages, you need 150 energy points, and every five pages after that, you will increase by 50 points."

Seeing this remark, Jiang Xun's eyes darkened, and he was almost dizzy by this "unbelievable history book" that he searched for.

It gets harder the further you go, right?

Then you really have to use it with caution.

I now have eight pages, which means that I can still summon two pages with 100 energy points.

but……

What is that void energy?
Just as Jiang Xun was deep in thought, he suddenly heard a strange noise from Cao Cao's side.

"Ok?"

Jiang Xun looked at the reputation, but saw Cao Cao's eyes were fiery, and there was a special look in his eyes that Jiang Xun had never seen before.

"Cao Cao, what are you doing?" Jiang Xun asked curiously.

However, this sentence did not get a response from Cao Caomiao. He seemed to be addicted to the colorful world of mobile phones.

what?
I was addicted in only 10 minutes, how addicted is this thing?

Jiang Xun was a little taken aback, and then subconsciously looked towards Cao Caomiao's screen. Seeing the content on the screen, Jiang Xun's heart stopped suddenly.

He saw that Cao Cao Miao seemed to be chatting privately on a certain social software, and the first sentence was...

"Madam, would you like to share the bed with me tonight?"

　There is one more chapter, to be published in the middle of the night.

　　Recently, I have developed the bad habit of going to bed at seven or eight o'clock and then getting up in the middle of the night.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)