Daming talker

Chapter 44 Sitting in the restaurant, you are hot!
In fact, the spread of "Three Poems of Eighteen Recollections" was a little bigger than Lin Tailai imagined, and it was only spread in another circle with little voice.

Suzhou Prefecture has a prosperous humanities, a strong reading atmosphere, and a much higher literacy rate than most places.

This led to another consequence. There were also a lot of imperial examinations, and there were a lot of people who couldn't even pass the exam.

The sad and resentful "Three Poems of Eighteen Feelings" is like an endorsement for these people. After all, most of them have an underappreciated heart.

In particular, the poem "Fifteen Southeastern States of Gold Powder" is considered by many Pujie to be the best poem in the world.

Of course, the most popular topic among the public is the urban legend that one person paralyzed half of the Changzhou county government.

After all, in Yinma Bridge, a transportation hub in the city, Lin Tailai was seen by countless passers-by with his heroic demeanor of dozens of enemies.

The illusory novelist's words suddenly appeared in reality, shocking all the audience who witnessed the feat. It turns out that there really is a fierce general like Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms!
Originally, Professor Lin's reputation was limited to the Jianghu circle in the west of the city, but now it spread to the whole city in an explosive manner, and even broke the circle and spread to ordinary citizens.

Professor Lin can feel this trend immediately, but now he is heading out of the city with the remaining six subordinates.

The Zhang family brothers are alright, they become numb after beating too many people, but the newly joined Four King Kong are very excited.

They felt that when they were under pressure from the Xu family the day before yesterday and decided to stay, it was right to stay!

As low-level gangsters, they don't know what their future will be, but at least today is extremely beautiful.

Together with Lin Zuoguan, they blew up a county government office and overthrew fifty government servants. Such a glorious record is enough for them to brag about for a lifetime.

Standing on the Yinma Bridge, they feel like the kings of the world shining through the annals of history.

Therefore, the Four King Kong actively suggested to Lin Zuoguan: "At this moment, you should find a restaurant nearby and drink three hundred cups! Why do you have to go back to Nanhao in a hurry?"

Lin Zuoguan replied very sincerely: "I am afraid that I will be blocked in the city and have nowhere to go, especially when the city gates are locked at night!
In contrast, it is more at ease outside the city, there is enough wide world to maneuver. "

Four Diamond:"."

As he was walking, Lin Tailai suddenly thought of something again, and asked, "When such a major event happened, we should report it to the superior as soon as possible. Which one of you will go?"

The Four King Kong recruited directly through the fish market, and then followed Lin to sit in the hall. They were not familiar with the main hall, so the task of reporting to the main hall could only fall on the Zhang brothers.

Regarding the matter of going to the main hall to report on work, Zhang Wen was rather tired and didn't want to say anything. He really didn't know how to report to the main hall about today's work.

But Zhang Wu said positively, "Let me go!"

Lin Zuoguan still looked at Zhang Wen, and ordered: "I found that Ah Wen is very good at talking recently, so you should go!"

Zhang Wen said frankly: "For such a big matter, you should sit in the hall and report in person. This will appear more sincere."

Lin Tailai shook his head: "I can't go."

Zhang Wen asked, "Why?"

Lin Tailai replied, "I'm afraid that if I go, I won't be able to get out."

Zhang Wen asked in surprise, "Who dares to keep you?"

There are only a few dozen people in the main hall, so who can keep you?

Lin Tailai said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense! You will know when you go!"

After leaving Xumen, Zhang Wen parted ways with the others and went to Hengtang Town alone.

In the main hall of Anle Hall, the head of the hall, Lu Yibin, is actually in a good mood today.

Thirty percent of last year's tax arrears in the site have been cleared, and the progress is gratifying. Recently, I don't have to be scolded by the county government.

Hall Master Lu was thinking, should he take advantage of the good spring to inspect the site tomorrow?
Until I heard that Lin Tailai sent Zhang Jiadalang to report on work.

For some reason, the most annoying thing was that Lin Tailai never reported work; now it's the other way around, the last thing I want to hear is Lin Tailai reporting work.

"You violated the order of the main hall by sitting in the hall and started a war with Huqiu's Xu family without authorization?" Hall Master Lu asked nervously first, this was the worst situation he could imagine.

Then I heard Zhang Wen reply: "Sitting in the hall strictly adheres to the policy of refraining from haste and using patience, and did not start a war with the Huqiu Xu family."

Hall Master Lu just breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't start a fight with the Xu family.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Zhang Wen continue to report: "But today the sitting hall went to the county government to start a fight, and injured more than [-] government servants!"

In the next moment, Hall Master Lu collapsed on the grand teacher's chair, and then struggled with his old body without saying a word, and was about to stand up.

If a chapter and food book can control him, how terrifying is the power of the entire county government!
What else can I say?What are you waiting for?Take the silver and run away quickly, and then die in the end of the world!

Zhang Wen hurriedly shouted: "Don't panic, hall master! It's the county government of Changzhou County, not the county government of Wu County!"

Hall Master Lu was stunned, isn't it Wu county magistrate?It seems that we can wait and see again?
After all, Changzhou County can't control the territory of An Le Tang even if it talks about breaking the sky.

After Zhang Wenhui finished his report, he asked again: "This is the situation. We are sitting in the hall and waiting for instructions from the hall master."

After thinking for a while, Hall Master Lu seemed to say sincerely: "Go back and tell you to sit in the hall. I want to follow the example of the ancient sages and take the initiative to give way to the sages.

Now I have the intention to choose you to sit in the hall, and entrust the whole hall to you to sit in the hall, please do not refuse. "

Zhang Wen: "."

He suddenly understood why he said he couldn't come to the main hall in person when he was sitting in the hall earlier, and it would be difficult to leave after he came.

Then he asked tentatively: "There are six other leaders at the hall, I'm afraid people will not accept it."

Hall Master Lu had gradually recovered his strength from the collapse, and slapped the desk and shouted: "There are only dozens of people in the hall, you can beat dozens of them in the hall, who is afraid of being dissatisfied?"

Zhang Wen didn't say any more, and brought the words of Hall Master Lu to Lin Tailai in return.

At this time, the entrance of Anletang Yidu branch in Nanhao Street has been turned into ruins, of course it is not convenient to stay for a long time.

So Lin Zuoguan took the rest of the team and hid in the corner of a tea house on Nanhao Street, waiting for Zhang Wen to come back, and then went to have wine and celebrate together.

A place like a tea house is lively, and naturally there are performances, such as books.

After a few ditties, a storyteller came on stage and began to talk: "Today, I will not talk about gossip or the Three Kingdoms of the Marsh, but I will talk about a new story in Suzhou City recently, I guarantee it is worth listening to!
It is said that recently a hero came out of Hengtang Town in the west of the city. His surname is Lin Shuang and his name is Tailai. He is extremely brave!

This person was at his peak when he debuted. At the beginning of the month, he beat Heyi Hall's Martial Hall Master with two punches. He has the appearance of a fierce general in ancient times. At that time, he was called Xiao Fengxian! "

Originally, Lin Tailai was thinking about his thoughts and dealing with the aftermath, and he didn't pay much attention to the storyteller, but he suddenly heard his name.

Seeing that the audience's interest was aroused, the storyteller continued: "If you want to say how brave this little Fengxian is, I'll just say a number, 140 people!

According to the rough calculation of the next person, in the past month, the total number of people beaten by Lin Tailai was about 140.On average, five people per day! "

This number made the audience gasp, and felt a sense of terror!
There are also those who like to argue, shouting: "Unreasonable! How could there be so many!"

The storyteller patted Xingmu, "If you don't believe me, then the guests will listen to me to calculate carefully, this is my exclusive reveal, guests listen today!
Fish seller boat people in Taihu Lake contributed more than a dozen places, the three famous prostitutes on the flower list and the school book office contributed about sixty places, and Shen's Yizhuang contributed more than a dozen places.

Then today, the Changzhou County Government contributed about [-] places!By the way, Wu Yikui, the head of Heyi Hall, also contributed a spot in friendship.

So add up, isn't it about 140 people?This is just a one-month record!
No matter how many heroes are ranked in the romance novels, in today's Suzhou City, Lin Tailai is definitely the number one hero! "

So well-founded, the audience applauded immediately.

Mr. Storyteller saw that the atmosphere was in place, so he opened his mouth again: "I have three more secrets about Lin Tailai, and I will tell you about them in detail. If you want to know the secrets, please listen for a while and find out!"

Then there is the part of collecting money in the midfield that everyone is familiar with. Mr. Storyteller's income is obviously good today, and Lin Tailai in the corner is very greedy.

Mr. Storyteller is very professional. After receiving the money, he didn’t pretend to be a joke, and continued to talk:
"The first big secret is that Lin Tai came to call him Professor Lin because he didn't like the name Professor Lin, so he changed a word from Professor Lin to Professor.

The second big anecdote is that when Professor Lin beats people, he uses punches when the number of opponents is less than ten, and uses whips when there are more than ten opponents.

And because Professor Lin is used to wearing an iron ring when he uses his fists, today he shouted the phrase "Holding up the Golden Whip without asking names, together they are called the Iron Fist Golden Whip!"
The third big secret is that Professor Lin loves to write poetry after beating people. According to my guess, he got inspiration by beating people. "

Hearing other people dissecting himself, Professor Lin felt a little awkward.

But Zhang Wu and the Four King Kong listened with gusto, and said while listening: "You're popular in the hall, you're really popular!"

Today, the effect is very hot, and the storyteller became more and more excited as he talked, and he got excited: "Do you think that Professor Lin is a brash man with big breasts and no brains?

In fact, it is not the case, or even the opposite. Professor Lin is a very shrewd person. Next, I will explain one or two carefully for you!
Putting aside why he went to fight Changzhou County, we will explain this in detail later.

Just look at him deliberately going to the county government office in Changzhou today to fight, but not inside the county government office, but only outside the county government office to fight the private squad, this is a very shrewd choice."

Suddenly there was a loud "bang" from the corner of the teahouse, and everyone turned their heads to look, only to see a table of eight immortals being smashed into pieces!
A giant man stood up from the broken table, staring at the storyteller with murderous eyes.

"Professor Lin with the Iron Fist and Golden Whip!" Someone recognized him on the spot and screamed.

Lin Tailai strode up to the storyteller, and shouted sharply: "The world has become so corrupt, and the people's hearts have become so corrupt!

Don't you storytellers always indulge in vulgar tastes and spread vulgar gossip!
I advise you to be a responsible person to the society, promote more positive energy, and promote more traditional culture! "

The storyteller trembled: "The hero, spare your life! But I really don't understand what the hero said, and I don't understand what it means!"

Lin Tailai snorted coldly: "For example, I published three regulated poems today. They are of high quality, use a lot of allusions, and most of them express concern and indignation about current events. Why don't you see them publicizing and interpreting them?"

Immediately afterwards, Lin Tailai wrote the three poems again on the spot, pressed the storyteller again, and instructed: "Talk! You start talking about these three poems now!"

The storyteller wanted to cry but had no tears, so he took three manuscripts of poems and began to talk about pure literature.

Within half a quarter of an hour, two-thirds of the tea house guests left, and the tea house shopkeeper also began to cry without tears.

Lin Tailai stared at Mr. Storyteller with dissatisfaction, and scolded: "Your storytelling skills are too bad, and few guests are willing to listen to your storytelling.

There is really no future, so don't do storytelling!I pity you, come and be a military adviser for me, the probationary period is three months, and you will become a regular after passing the test! "

(End of this chapter)