Daming talker

Chapter 43

The status of yamen servants in this era is very strange. They are a kind of servants in name, but they are given a position in the public office and a chance to get close to public power.

At the same time, various restrictions and discriminations were imposed. For example, the hukou of government servants was the same as that of prostitutes.

This leads to a complete law of the jungle between other people and the government servants, jumping between two extremes.

To put it simply, if you have the ability to tease me, it will be fine; on the other hand, if I have the ability to tease you, then it will be all right if I tease you.

To give an even more extreme example, if a yamen servant went to the countryside to commit public outrage and was accidentally beaten to death by a group of people, there would probably be no consequences.

Especially the unorganized helpers and white servants, whose status is similar to that of An Le Tang's young men, and they are essentially working for the yamen.

This is the theoretical basis for Professor Lin's daring to come to the door to arrest the police. The first problem with mixed groups is to distinguish between big and small, and to know who can be beaten and who can't.

Yinma Bridge is at the intersection of two main roads, Wolong Street and Fuqian Street. At this time, there are already crowds of people nearby, blocking the road.

This scene made Lin Tailai a little unexpected. As a time traveler, he underestimated the psychology of the people in the metropolis of this era to watch the excitement.

Even the river parallel to the land was full of boats, and the decks were full of people stretching their necks and looking around.

As a place where the level of economic development has reached a new level, the citizens' consciousness has gradually awakened, and the situation manifested is that "the folk customs of Wudi are very tricky", and watching the excitement is not a big deal.

After confronting each other for a while, Lin Tailai shook his head, seeing that the officials in Changzhou County did not dare to chase after him, he planned to withdraw.

Before leaving, he shouted to the surrounding crowd: "The Xu family in Huqiu destroyed my house, I found the Changzhou county government, but there is no one to sue, there is no justice!

As a last resort, he acted on behalf of the sky and gave Changzhou County a warning!I don't want to disturb my parents! "

After the confession, Professor Lin was about to leave, but Zhang Wen, the eldest of the two brothers of the Zhang family, blocked his way.

"Didn't you post some poems in public after beating up people in the library before?" Zhang Wen asked strangely, "Now that you're in the situation, why don't you write something in the library?"

Lin Tailai looked around, suddenly raised the amount with his hands, and shouted in his heart that he made a mistake!

At such a bright moment, as the focus of everyone's attention, I didn't even think of publishing my work through exposure!
Chanting is not acceptable, there are too many people present, the audience may not be able to hear clearly, and there is a high probability that they will not remember it after listening.

So I have to write with a pen, but the bridge is bare here, where can I find the pen and ink?
The previous few poems were inscribed at the door of elegant prostitutes, and pen and ink were readily available, but now there is no such convenient condition.

However, Zhang Wen pointed to a colorful boat on the river and said: "Don't worry about sitting in the hall! There is a famous tag on this colorful boat. It must be a famous prostitute's boat, and there must be pens and ink on the boat!"

Lin Tailai praised: "I have made progress, and I can use my brain!"

Zhang Wu felt that his brother had robbed him of the limelight, so he quickly took the initiative to invite Ying and said: "Sit in the curator and wait for a while, I will grab a pair of pens and ink and come!"

Zhang Wen scolded angrily: "Idiot! How many times have you sat in the restaurant and said that you need to use your brain! I'll go!"

Immediately, Zhang Wen walked down the bridge, came to the shore, and called out to the colorful boat: "Is there Li Pianpian of Leqiao, who is fifth in the flower list?

Hurry up and send out the pen and ink, or be careful, Professor Lin will take a pair of iron whips and go to your house to ask for a cup of tea another day! "

Sure enough, it was very efficient to use the brain to do things, and a little maid immediately sent out pens and ink.

Professor Lin was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, not Li Pianpian, but Zhang Wen!

There are only so many famous prostitutes at the top of the flower list, and three of them have been beaten and feuded, and the second sister, Hua, is said to be under the cover of Huqiu Xu's family.

Today, this No.5 was hacked by Zhang Wen again, and when he has money, who should he turn to to study poetry dissemination?
At the same time, Lin Tailai fell into new troubles. He already had pen and ink, but where should he write his poems?

The bridge here is not like a street, there are no white walls for people to scribble.

He looked around, but found that on the opposite side of the East Bridge belonging to Changzhou County, there was a stone wall, which was probably used for posting notices.

But the problem is that there is no stone wall on the west bridge head belonging to Wu County.

Lin Tailai let out a long sigh, and turned around to report to the county, how could the infrastructure be inferior to that of Changzhou?

Focusing on the opposite stone wall, Professor Lin could only take a few steps forward, and shouted at the Changzhou County government servants on the bridge: "Fight and not fight, retreat and never retreat, why is that!"

The yamen servants on the opposite side yelled "I don't understand" and "I don't know how to behave". I heard that you, Lin Tailai, are also part of the gang, why don't you have any emotional intelligence?

Now it is a confrontation between one person and dozens of people. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, if one person does not retreat first, dozens of people have the nerve to take the initiative to retreat first?

If you want to retreat, it is you Lin Tailai who retreats first, this is in line with the rules of the world!
Zhang Wu recalled being repeatedly taught to use his brain, so he stepped forward a few steps and shouted to the officials in Changzhou County:
"The bridge deck is so narrow, it's more suitable for my family to sit in the pavilion! Therefore, it's useless for you to squeeze on the bridge deck, why not retreat to the bottom of the bridge!"

The yamen servants chased after him just now, and chased them to the bridge. Hearing this, they felt quite reasonable.

Especially those who ran fast and unfortunately became the front row and had to stand on the bridge to face Lin Tailai, they immediately wanted to take the opportunity to retreat and retreat to the back.

But the people behind had different ideas, so there was a little confusion among the officials in Changzhou County.

Zhang Wu was triumphant, and when he was thinking of showing off to the court, suddenly he saw a figure in the court flashing, rushed up, raised his double whips and started beating.

Zhang Wu was confused, didn't he need to use his brain, why did he start to be reckless again after sitting in the restaurant without saying a word?
With more and more actual combat experience, Professor Lin's literary career has not improved, but his sense of team fighting has become more and more sensitive.

The fighter plane was fleeting, but it was still captured by Professor Lin.

The front row of Changzhou County government officials had conflicts, and when they were distracted, the front row on the bridge was suddenly hit by an iron whip.

At this time, the front row yamen servants had no intention of fighting, but on the narrow bridge deck, there was no escape, so they could only jump from the bridge deck into the river one after another if they didn't want to get hurt.

So it was like dumpling, a dozen people fell into the water in a row.

There were applause and cheers all over the sky, and there was no spectator in vain. Sure enough, we saw the excitement of collective diving!

The yamen servants who were not on the bridge retreated one after another, all the way to the intersection, gathered again, and stared nervously at Lin Tailai.

This person surnamed Lin wouldn't really want to hit dozens of them at once, would he?So to fight or not to fight?
Why are the officials not present yet, and there is no one who ordered the retreat, so annoying.

Lin Tailai once again cleared the path to literature with the iron whip, and stood in front of the stone wall at the east end of the bridge.

After pondering for a while, he replaced the iron whip with a pen and ink, and wrote on the stone wall: "That year was eighteen, three poems of remembrance".

One:

Suddenly, youth goes against the road and rests, half a lifetime wins a lifetime of sorrow.

Drinking with others is intoxicating, homeless and wandering.

The water and air are lost in the city of lights at night, and the river breeze is as cool as an orchestral autumn.

I don't know which old restaurant to go to if I have a dream of yellow beams?

Second:

Meat-eating has never been a tiger's head, ten years of books and swords Haitianqiu.

Fortunately, Shiwen didn't meet Huang Zu, and he was still embarrassed by Ma Zhou today.

Since it is difficult for you to be useful in the world, it is true that I am not suitable for you.

It should be known that taking Yun Zhi when he was young, he was once the best in the world.

Third:

Fifteen states in the southeast of gold powder, thousands of grievances and grievances belong to celebrities.

It is all counted in the prison basin, and the tuanfan is the upper reaches.

Avoiding seats and timidly listening to literary affairs, punching is all for Daoliang.

Tian Heng's 500 people are here, do they come back to be a vassal?
Three consecutive songs and seven rhythms, from personal encounters to current events of worry and indignation, the emotions and depths are progressive, and the art is full of appeal!

Since time-traveling, this has been a big production, but it’s a bit long to add up, and it took me quite a while to write.

Fortunately, due to Professor Lin's reputation, the Changzhou County government servants did not come to disturb Professor Lin's literary creation, so if you want to get involved in the literary world, you must first be able to fight.

After Professor Lin finished writing, he read it again, put down the pen, turned around and left, and slipped back to Wu County.

The officials of Changzhou County looked at Professor Lin's back and cursed again.If you want to come and write a poem, you should have said it earlier, as for rushing the brothers to make dumplings?
Lin Tailai greeted the Zhang family brothers and the Four King Kongs, "Let's go! Continue to find a place to drink, and wait for the matter to ferment in the official face!"

First of all, in order to collect taxes for Wu County, I was humiliated and bullied by the Xu family from Changzhou County across the border to Wu County.

Then he filed a complaint with the Changzhou County Government, but the Changzhou County Government protected the Xu family and refused to accept the complaint.

Then, outside the Changzhou county government office, he beat up dozens of Changzhou police officers in a fit of anger, as revenge.

In the next step, if Changzhou County puts pressure on Wu County and asks for an explanation because of the beating of dozens of police officers.

Then I have to explain first, the Xu family from Changzhou County went to the territory of Wu County and smashed the hall that was helping the Wu County government. Why did the Changzhou County government protect the Xu family?

Perfect logic!

While walking on the road, Zhang Wen suddenly said deeply: "Sit in the library! You must not follow up on your poems today."

Professor Lin looked at Zhang Wen in surprise: "When did you know literature? How many characters can you recognize?"

Zhang Wen commented: "I don't know literature, and I don't know a few words. But I know that the poems that can be circulated in the market must be short, powerful, simple and easy to understand.

The poems sitting in the library today are so long in total, but when I listen to the title again, I still feel so emotional.

Then I can guess that it must be an unhealthy moan playing with style, and it should only appear in the literary circle, not in the market.

How many of these people on the road like to watch this thing?

So today's follow-up reading of these poems must be worse than those written at the door of the famous prostitute's house! "

Professor Lin couldn't listen to others saying that his poems were not good, and wanted to hit people at first, but at the end of hearing, there was some truth to it.

Then he sighed deeply: "Poetry is the voice of my heart, I just post it out of feeling, I write it for myself, not for others to follow up!"

Zhang Wen was very surprised, wouldn't he?You won’t really be emotionally invested in literature while sitting in the library, will you?

Isn't the original intention of your old man writing poems just to cheat guns?Otherwise, why would you go to the beauty's home to forcefully sell poems?

Hearing the eldest brother talking and laughing happily with the sitting hall, and even discussing literature, Zhang Wu also felt that he had to say something, so that he could not be completely compared by the elder brother.

So Zhang Wu also said emotionally: "I think the most stupid person today is that woman named Li Pianpian.

Don't famous prostitutes like them like to be in the limelight and make a name for themselves because of their social status?
She should come out in person, holding a pen and ink to sit in the library and write poems, maybe it will become such a good story! "

Lin Tailai wanted to hit someone again, he found that the brothers of the Zhang family deserved to be beaten up, did he have to clarify the matter of being discriminated against?
I don't even look at my current status, I am not a celebrity, I have no influence in the cultural circle, and I am not a high-ranking official or a wealthy person. Which famous prostitute is willing to take the initiative to post?

A courtesan who uses humanism as a gimmick does not need the reputation of an iron fist and a golden whip!
Hey, thinking about my own situation, it really is "avoiding seats and timidly listening to literary affairs, and punching is all for the sake of rice grains".

The process of climbing from the bottom to the upper class is already difficult. One is short of money, and the other is lack of contacts. Even the county government's grain book is considered a thigh.

　The update is late, it’s all to spend time looking for poems to assemble a group, the protagonist is serious for the first time in a “big production”, it’s not easy to find unused ones, the quality is not bad, and only two slightly suitable ones were found in the end .

　　
　
(End of this chapter)