Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 64 Is this also a part of the long-standing inheritance? (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"Er..." The mountain god was stunned, probably because he hadn't reacted to Du Kang's reversal, or because he was shocked by Du Kang's guess of his true intention.

"It's okay, I happen to know the great power of your mountain god school. If you behave well, I will tell her and let you rest a little longer." Du Kang said, "But if you don't cooperate...Master Mountain God , you don’t want to continue to take hundreds of thousands of classes here, do you?”

With Du Kang's character, of course it is impossible to actually do such a thing - mainly because there is no grudge after all... But verbal threats are absolutely fine.

Sometimes, using some threats of words or actions to achieve the goal is much faster and more effective than reasoning.For example, the vast majority of naughty children, no matter how many times they preach, the effect of hitting once is not good.

Of course, it's best to preach at the beginning, and then call again if it doesn't make sense, and how many times to call again... It depends on the severity of the matter.

As for what Du Kang said about knowing the great ability of the school of mountain gods, he is not lying—although Shi Yuye’s duty is to give birth to the mother, but her identity is the jade girl of Mount Tai, the daughter of the Dongyue Taishan Great Emperor, and the Dongyue Taishan Great is the mountain god of Mount Tai ah!
"The first of the five mountains", "the first mountain in the world", the first of the mountain gods, who else is there?
This is equivalent to the fact that the minister wants to arrange a vacation for the bottom-level, or middle- and low-level employees. In one sentence, it couldn't be easier... Besides, the situation of the mountain god is really miserable, even according to Du Kang's current observation and speculation. , basically it is the deliberate intention of the Mountain God, but "intentionally make it like this" can explain the problem.

That's cultivation!Cultivation base is completely ruined, hundreds of thousands of years of Taoism are gone... Is this still eating melons happily?
Du Kang felt that the mountain god must have some serious psychological problems due to long hours of work.

"Of course I don't want to! Do you really believe what Shangxian said?" The mountain god came back to his senses and excitedly sought confirmation again.

"Of course, I always say what I say, and it's hard to chase." Du Kang frowned slightly, "By the way, just call me son, not Shangxian."

For some reason, Du Kang just doesn't like the title Shangxian very much.

"Okay son, this matter... In fact, the little god is not too clear." The mountain god hesitated and said.

"Just a few days ago, that older Taoist priest came here suddenly. I saw that the magical aura he used belonged to Haoran Zhengdao. He just showed up, and before he had time to ask him what's the matter, his aura changed drastically, and he fell Mo Dao, fight with me.

I really couldn't beat him, but I couldn't spare a hand to call for reinforcements, and I was defeated by him when I was sighing 'my life is over' in my heart.

Then, he used a magic method to absorb my whole body, but he didn't kill me, but quietly sent me into the statue.

I immediately knew that there must be something hidden in it, so I waited here with peace of mind.Until one day ago, this young Taoist priest came suddenly, and he was the younger brother of this older Taoist priest. The two of them started fighting without saying a word when they met. "

Du Kang: "???"

"That's it? Are you sure that's all there is?" Du Kang was a little unconvinced, "Could it be that your heart is actually looking forward to continuing to work here for hundreds of thousands of years, and by the way, expand the scope of jurisdiction..."

"No, absolutely impossible! Young master, everything I said is the truth, every sentence is true!" The mountain god hugged his head, his face full of horror.

"Then what do you mean...you still stay inside the statue without firing a bullet when you know that the other party saved your life and maybe asked you to go out and report the news?" Du Kang widened his eyes. road.

"Son, with my meager strength now, if I go out alone, I might be stared at by some lonely ghost, and it might kill me completely..." Under Du Kang's gaze, the voice of the mountain god became more and more serious. weak.

"Let me declare first that if I discover a lie, something will happen, and I don't even know what it will be."

Du Kang half-closed his eyes and warned.It wasn't that he was bullying the gods, but that the mountain god's acting skills were really bad. Not only did his eyes flick around, but he was also a little restless, almost writing the word "guilty" on his face.

"Of course, there is also a very small part of the reason that I haven't had such a peaceful rest for a long time, so I want to take this opportunity to take a rest, eat some fruit, and take good care of my body so that I can work harder in the future. It is more efficient, can fulfill prayers better, and get incense..." the mountain god added hastily.

"It goes without saying that I'm not your boss, you can talk to your boss later." Du Kang waved his hand and sighed while resting his forehead.

The sense of sight brought to him by the second half of Shanshen’s words seems to be an item that basically everyone must have in filling out the information when he was in school-"I like sports, have team spirit, actively participate in class activities, and have a good relationship with classmates. good……"

Or in the job resume-"I am good at understanding new things, unique in dealing with people, combining theory with practice during work, being serious and responsible, uniting with colleagues, and strictly implementing the tasks assigned by the superior..."

It's outrageous!Is this thing also one of the long-standing inheritance?

Also, how much does this mountain god want to rest, so he can eat melons and watch dramas here so confidently and boldly!

"Then, what the young master said before..." the mountain god asked cautiously.

"... Guess what I will do?" Du Kang smiled at the mountain god with a standard yellow face.jpg.

If it weren't for this mountain god's behavior, even if he just sent a letter, he and others wouldn't have to guess for so long!
Of course, Du Kang didn't intend to actually embarrass the Mountain God. After all, in a sense, it was his sway that caused Du Kang to take the credit for the upcoming achievement.

That's right, Du Kang has already regarded the group of demon cultivators and demon gods who are about to arrive as credit and rewards.With Jishen and Shi Yuye... plus Du Kang himself, this group of people is destined to come and go!The only thing that needs to be tangled is probably how to kill them, whether to kill them directly, or let these demons die...

Du Kang thought for a while and decided to adopt the latter, mainly because he was somewhat interested in the communication between the two brothers and Taoist priests.

"Okay, calm down, let's watch the show first." So, after Du Kang finished speaking to the mountain god, he half-lyed on the recliner comfortably, eating watermelon while preparing to watch the show.

On the side, the mountain god who was still thinking about asking questions, naturally had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, and was about to be tormented by waiting anxiously for a while.

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