Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 63 Du Kang's smile is far better than the presence of the devil

"Eat melon?" Du Kang looked down at the half-drained watermelon that the mountain god handed him in front of his eyes.

"Ah, the little god was negligent, how could he give the watermelon that Shangxian had eaten... Shangxian, just wait for me."

After the mountain god finished speaking, he went to the pile of melons next to him to pick and choose. After patting each other, he picked one and hugged it: "Shangxian, this melon is good, eat this, it's very sweet!"

Du Kang looked at the complete watermelon that was handed to him again, and couldn't help asking: "Is your melon...keep ripe?"

"...Seasonal melons and fruits, of course they are guaranteed to be ripe!" The mountain god was taken aback, and quickly replied.

"Hehe, thank you very much." Du Kang still did not make the move to split the melon, took the watermelon from the hand of the mountain god, turned his head and found that through the statue of the god, he could see the situation outside and hear the sound ——It is truly worthy of the name, the best place to eat melons.

Not only is the mountain god still alive, but he is also alive and well... In an instant, a guess appeared in Du Kang's mind, which almost made his eyes go dark.

Great, if that's the case...

"The beatings are so fierce outside, but you are here to watch the show safely," Du Kang unhurriedly used his spiritual power to transform a reclining chair, half-lyed down, and motioned for the mountain god to come back. In his position, "Is the little life really enjoyable?"

"Ha, haha, the little god...is just having fun while suffering."

The mountain god laughed twice, and sat in the original position, but no longer the lazy and half-lying posture before, but sat upright, like a student who made a mistake and was called to the office by the class teacher.

Then, the expression on his face suddenly changed, showing an angry and sad look: "The cultivation base that the little god has cultivated so hard for so many years, once it is completely lost, he barely escaped by relying on a little secret method he got by chance. You have to lose your life and live in this idol..."

"Hmm," Du Kang interrupted the exaggerated performance of the Mountain God, who must have practiced for two and a half years, "I had already guessed about the relevant matters before I came in, and now it seems that it is indeed the case.

Since this is the case, then this matter has nothing to do with you. The magic power is powerful, and it is normal for you to be unable to stop it... Sigh, it must be very painful to lose all the cultivation for so many years. I guess in the future There is no way for you to continue working in the position of the mountain god. "

"Hmm... um... yes, I'm in so much pain!" The mountain god distorted his expression like digging out his lungs, and Du Kang guessed that he was probably trying very hard to show the state of "crying bitterly", but... …

I know your acting skills are poor, but you can't cry, you don't look like you are crying, right?Looks like he's just laughing!

The mountain god was obviously laughing all the time and never stopped!
Du Kang complained in his heart, but showed special sympathy on his face. He comforted the mountain god with an extremely gentle tone, and said: "It's okay, you don't need to suffer, because you have no responsibility for this matter. On the contrary, you have done your best to stop the evil way." , To protect ordinary civilians, you won an untold amount of necessary golden time... So, you are definitely not at fault! You even have credit for it!"

"...ah?" The mountain god's "crying and weeping" performance came to an abrupt end, and he stared blankly at Du Kang, as if he had a bad premonition.

"Hahaha, the news is too surprising, but I can't believe it, right? Don't worry, afterward, your cultivation will definitely be backed up by bestowing treasures of heaven and earth."

Du Kang tried his best to comfort the mountain god, laughed and said, "Don't worry, I promise, you can still continue to be your swaggering mountain god here, and live a carefree life!"

The mountain god was dumbfounded and did not respond, probably because he was too excited to hear such a surprise news. Du Kang expressed his understanding and did not bother him, leaving him enough time to slowly digest the surprise, and by the way started Split melon.

Du Kang split the watermelon in two with spiritual power, the rosy flesh and sweet juice almost overflowed.Although it is Du Kang's spiritual incarnation that came here, the spiritual incarnation also has a physical body, which has functions such as touch and taste, and can feed back the feeling to Du Kang's body.

Of course, it is very difficult for ordinary monks and gods to reach this level, but Du Kang was able to easily do it from the very beginning by relying on the "spiritual integration of the earth veins".

Du Kang scooped out the pulp with the spoon transformed by his spiritual power and stuffed it into his mouth. Feeling the sweetness and refreshing taste, he nodded in satisfaction.

It is indeed very sweet, and the taste is just right when it is ripe. In Guicheng of later generations, the quality of this watermelon is estimated to be comparable to that of Qilin melon that sells for one yuan and five catties... What is important is that it is of high quality and low price!
"Wuuuuuuuuu..." Mostly awakened by Du Kang's action of eating melon, the mountain god finally came back to his senses, his eyes began to tear unconsciously, his lips trembled, and he was speechless.

"Hey, you are too surprised, so this is it? You deserve it, don't be so excited, it seems so unkind." Du Kang stopped eating melons and asked with a smile.

"Little God, it's really...a surprise..." The Mountain God sniffled, whimpering, unable to speak, "I never thought that I would be able to return to the position of the Mountain God after going through such a thing..."

"You're wrong, this is what you deserve, what's the surprise?" Du Kang shook his head and said, "The rewards for your achievements have not been counted yet. At that time, if I reward you If you go up there, among other things, it should be no problem to expand the scope of the land under the jurisdiction of your swaggering mountain god several times, or merge several mountains to become a bigger mountain god! How about it? Happy, are you happy?"

"..." The mountain god's eyes darkened, and he tried his best not to faint.

Looking at Du Kang's kind and friendly smile, for a moment, the mountain god felt like falling into an ice cellar, as if the legendary demon king appeared directly in front of his eyes and it was not so scary.

"Hey, it's strange. I thought you would be very happy, but what's the matter with your tears? Come on, have a smile." Du Kang said with a smile.

"Little God, this is, joy... Weeping with joy!" The mountain god forcibly pulled the corners of his mouth, trying to make himself smile, but in the end he distorted his expression so much that it was uglier than crying, and the two lines kept slipping from the corners of his eyes. Tears, it fits the perfect "crying and weeping" expression.

"Tell me about you, you can't cry when you should cry, it's like laughing; you can't laugh when you should laugh, it's like crying when you should laugh, in terms of acting, I'm afraid you haven't practiced it seriously before?"

Seeing that it was almost done, Du Kang stopped teasing the mountain god, and shook his head with emotion, "It's okay if you want to get off work...but it's outrageous for you to toss yourself like this directly when you want to get off work!
Well, tell me the ins and outs of the matter, what is going on? "

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