Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 46 Moshang is like jade, a gentleman is unparalleled in the world! (Seek to read and ask for a monthly pass~)

For the middle-aged man who couldn't wait to see Du Kang, in this ancient world that took over, naturally he could only be the City God of Guicheng.

"Master City God." Du Kang came to his senses, and at the same time he cupped his hands to say hello, he glanced at the surrounding environment and found that he was in the City God Temple.

When he ended his substitute shift last time, Du Kang ended up directly from the Temple of the City God, and now he is in this position when he comes back. No wonder the City God appeared in front of him immediately.

"I don't know what kind of form I will appear when I arrive? Do I appear suddenly like a flash, or is there a clear movement like teleportation?" Du Kang thought.

However, instead of asking this question, he asked another one.

"Master Cheng Huang said just now that I haven't been there for a long time, how long exactly have I been there?"

"Probably one hour and three quarters a day, one cup of tea, two flicks of fingers, three moments of time." Cheng Huang replied without thinking, and then asked curiously, "I don't know...why Mr. Du asked this?"

"It's easy to not know the years in the world in the mountains, but it makes the Lord Chenghuang laugh." Du Kang smiled slightly, thinking that the Chenghuang could completely remove the "probably" in the words.

It’s okay to be accurate to a quarter and a cup of tea. It’s a bit outrageous to be able to say the snap of the fingers (ten seconds) and the instant (one second). How much do you want to get off work? clear!

Well, you have to understand these gods who have been working for hundreds of years for 007... Anyway, Du Kang has decided that even if he has the opportunity to become a god in the future, he will definitely not become a god.It is impossible to work part-time!

"It turns out that's the case, how could it be possible to laugh at it? It's too late for the little god to be envious!" Cheng Huang understood and believed in the direction Du Kang said as expected, and the envy in the words was so strong that it almost overflowed.

As the saying goes, "one day in the sky, one year on the earth", the "heaven" in it refers not only to the "Palace of Heaven", but also to existences such as caves and blessed places. This is to fabricate a plausible source for myself.

As for the fact that "one day in the sky, one year on the earth" might just be a legend, and it didn't exist even in this ancient time when there were gods?
Du Kang doesn't think so. Apart from his own experience, he can explain it in an easy-to-understand way that everyone can easily understand, which is Einstein's theory of relativity.

The special theory of relativity shows that the faster the speed, the slower the time, which is time dilation, expressed by the formula is t'=t/√[1-(v/c)]; while the general theory of relativity shows that the greater the gravitational force, the faster time passes The slower it is, this is also time dilation, and the formula is t'=t*√(1-2GM/rc).

This is explained based on the time lapse speed under the two reference frames (t and t'), as well as the speed of light and the mass, radius and gravitational constant that need to be substituted into the calculation. Everyone must understand it, so I won’t elaborate on it.

"There's nothing to envy. It's boring after staying for a long time. Otherwise, what am I going to do?" Du Kang sighed and changed the subject with a smile.

"Hahaha, it's true, the little god has been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally seeing that his wish can be fulfilled, it's hard to restrain his excitement..."

Chenghuang's attitude brought a very obvious respect.Even if the two parties are completely in a free trade relationship, he still needs to pay four times the incense he earns to exchange things for Du Kang. It can be said that he is using the savings of these hundreds of years to repay the money, but he is still willing and willing.Not to mention that now he also found out that Du Kang might be a "heavenly" immortal from Dongtian Paradise.

"Let me just say, how can an ordinary person talk to Empress Taishan like that... Now I've made money!" Chenghuang thought to himself.

Such a boss who only needs to pay four times the incense, can work for himself, and can also guarantee the quality of the work, and will never have any problems, maybe he can make a good relationship through his performance... Chenghuang even thinks that, then After hundreds of years without seeing any hopeful promotion direction, suddenly a little light appeared!
As for why such a boss would come to work for him when he has nothing to do, and he only needs such a small salary?Chenghuang was also very puzzled, but as soon as he encountered the matter of going on vacation after get off work, this doubt was immediately put aside.

Anyway, the boss can't figure out anything for himself, probably because he is bored, so he wants to find something new to do... He can't really come here for his own incense, right?Don't even think about it, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Ahem...then, the little god will come now to introduce you, the things you may need to do when you take over the shift, and introduce the City God Temple by the way?" Chenghuang asked.

"Okay, I only know a little bit about the City God, please describe it in detail, Lord City God." Du Kang nodded.

"It's natural, it's natural!" Chenghuang nodded sharply, and then hesitated a little, "I heard from your mother before that the son can transform into the appearance of a little god, and take the place of the little god..."

"Oh, I forgot." Du Kang slapped his head and cast [Camouflage].This time it was not through the system. After realizing clearly that the [Camouflage] provided by the system was also a kind of spell last time, Du Kang memorized the operation method of that spell.

"It seems to be like this..." Du Kang thought to himself, using his camouflage technique.

In the blink of an eye, City God saw Du Kang transform into himself in front of his eyes.

"Hiss, young master's technique of transformation is really inscrutable, the little god can't see any flaws, it's just... It's like looking in a mirror!" Cheng Huang took a breath, and a light flashed in his eyes. , is obviously using some kind of magic similar to "spiritual eye", but still can't see through it, and sincerely sighed from the heart.

"Little Doyle." Du Kang smiled slightly, and suddenly another thought popped up in his mind.

"The [disguise] provided by the system has the limitation that it can only pretend to be the client, and I am not releasing the [disguise] through the system now... Logically speaking, it seems that I shouldn't be subject to this restriction, right? I just need to adjust it a little bit." Change……"

While the spiritual power fluctuated slightly according to his heart, the City God saw that Du Kang had changed back to his original appearance, but this time, he was wearing a green shirt and his hair was as long as ink!

The characteristics of jade-like skin and majestic appearance, under this long-haired green shirt, were fully displayed at once, as if Du Kang should be dressed like this when he was born.

"Ah..." Du Kang touched his long hair and green shirt without any trace, feeling the smooth texture, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Camouflage, did you use the effect of the transformation?"

Thinking so, Du Kang didn't intend to change back, so he smiled and said to Chenghuang: "Master Chenghuang, your subordinates can't see two of you, right? I won't be too late to change when I officially start to take over."

"Sir said yes."

Chenghuang cupped his hands and couldn't help but said, "I saw the young master's attire today, and I realized that there really are people in the world who are so aptly described in that song..."

"Oh? What is it?" Du Kang asked with interest.

"People on Moshang are like jade, a gentleman is unparalleled in the world!"

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　When I ate the buffet last time, I didn't eat much, but I already felt a little bloated.

　　This is not right, aware of this, I carefully investigated the cause, and found that I was wearing the wrong pants when I went out, and I was wearing a pair of pants that were a little tight!

　　But there was nothing I could do at this time, so I sighed and told A Xue and A Xing about it, and then said: "I suddenly had a business idea. Look, there are so many artifacts on the market. We can also develop a buffet artifact, the specific function is to use a loop to open the waistband, so as to help those who forget to wear the right pants to eat the buffet, it will definitely be a big seller!"

　　Ashe pondered for a long time and made a constructive proposal.

　　"So, why not just take the pants off?" he said.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)