Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 45 The optimized "Earth Walking Technique", this is what the world of geniuses looks like! (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"Shi Yuye, a folk daughter of the Han Dynasty, was beautiful and intelligent by nature. She learned about human relations at the age of three, and learned about the Dharma at the age of seven, and tasted the Queen Mother of the West. At the age of 14, she suddenly felt her mother's teachings and wanted to enter the mountains. She got Cao Xian's long finger and entered the Huanghua Cave of Tiantian Mountain to practice. Sky Gaitai Mountain, the cave is the place where the stone house is... Pingling Taidai is said to be one of the origins of Bixia Yuanjun.

Bixia Yuanjun, the full name is "Dongyue Taishan Heavenly Fairy and Jade Girl Bixia Yuanjun", honored as Bixia Yuanjun, the Holy Mother of Mount Tai, who protects all living beings, responds to Kyushu, controls the magic soldiers of Yuefu, and observes the good and evil in the world. There is "Nan Mazu, Bei Yuanjun' is also called Taishan Empress, and she has the Empress of Sending Children, Grandma of Eyes...

According to legend, it is the jade girl sent by the Yellow Emperor.Live the same life as the sky, and be able to benefit all living beings as they wish. The poor wish to be rich, the sick wish to be safe, the tillers wish to be old, the wealthy wish to rest, those who pray for life wish to be born, those who have no children wish to have heirs, the sons wish to be relatives, and the younger brothers wish I wish for my brother, my relatives are friendly, I don’t wish for each other, and my gods are sincere..."

In an ordinary small shop, while Du Kang was smacking his fans contentedly, he used his mobile phone to look at the content he just remembered and searched.

Local specialties like Guicheng rice noodles are just like the specialties of every place. You can’t go to places that look big and have bright decorations, especially high-end hotels and restaurants. A small shop that locals love to go to.

Such small shops are basically located in some small alleys or old streets, and some may even use old wooden tables and benches, with old and dilapidated signboards, or simply not at all.

Although sometimes people worry about hygienic conditions, the best taste is basically in these stores...Of course, if you ask Guicheng people which one is the best, one hundred people will probably give more than one hundred and one. The answer, it depends on personal taste.

"Hmm... why does it feel different from the one in the impression?" Du Kang recalled the Shi Yuye he had seen, and fell into deep thought.

"The one I saw revealed four words completely inside and out - 'want to get off work'... But thinking about it, it's true, no matter how good-tempered he has been working with 007 for hundreds of years You have to grind it out, right? It’s not bad if you’re still willing to work.”

For example, when Nuwa created human beings, she made them carefully at the beginning, then she used rattan sticks to dip some mud and began to throw them away, and then she simply let people give birth to themselves. If you look at it this way, after working for hundreds of years, you will think about it. It makes sense to take vacations from work.

"What about the other gods, aren't they all looking forward to getting off work? If that's the case, as the only person who can replace the gods, my potential users are countless, and my future development prospects are quite good..."

Du Kang thought about it, but he didn't become quite happy because of it.

When looking at things, one must get used to thinking from multiple perspectives. Du Kang has always liked to do this. Therefore, while realizing that there are many gods who need to take vacations on their behalf, he is also aware of the huge problems that this situation may cause.

"Immortals also have the same personality and emotions as humans. Therefore, just like there is no situation where everyone is kind and abides by the rules, there is no situation where all gods are kind and follow the rules. I am just lucky. During this time All the gods I have encountered since then are all talkative, reasonable, and rule-abiding gods, but what about those gods who are unwilling to follow the rules and do whatever they want?
Will I receive such a fairy substitute in the future?And, if these gods can't find substitutes and don't want to go to work, what will they do? "

Du Kang had to make assumptions about such a possibility.As an author, he has checked a lot of real information in various aspects for writing materials.The evil of human nature is sometimes far beyond the limit that ordinary people can imagine, and if the gods have the same or even more bottomless evil, coupled with the various abilities of the gods themselves beyond ordinary people... the consequences of things that can be caused will also be great. would be amazing.

"What's more, the rules-abiding gods are definitely not monolithic inside. Jishen hid his backhand in the "Book of Ji". There are probably a lot of grievances and interest disputes in it, right? I don’t think it’s easy to ask, next time I see God Ji, give me a hint? Actually, I’m quite curious about the gossip between these gods..."

After Du Kang finished his meal, he made some bone broth, drank a few mouthfuls, pulled out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and left. During the whole process, he was allowed to be full of thoughts, thinking about these things as if he was free.Find a place where no one is around, and go all the way back home through the earth walking technique, and walk directly through the load-bearing wall from the ground.

Spells improve life, and with Earth Walking Spells, Du Kang felt that his frequency of going up and down the stairs would probably be much higher in the future.

"But having said that, steel and concrete can be worn casually. Isn't this earthwork technique too outrageous?" Du Kang pondered for a while, "Or, did I optimize this spell with my peerless talent?"

After thinking for a while, Du Kang chose to give up.

No way, Du Kang's current understanding of the essence of the entire magic system is "to achieve the desired effect by controlling elements or other substances through spiritual power."

However, when he himself was learning and using these spells, he did not understand the source and principle of formulas and theorems, and then use the formulas to deduce and deduce them like learning mathematics and physics. Instead, he was pure and simple—"I have seen , I know it, I can use it" mode, and then add some "power of my thinking", so the effect is often beyond the scope described in the spell...

For example, when doing an advanced math test paper, it is reasonable to not know one question, but write it casually, choose to fill in the blanks with all the answers correct, and then the big question not only has the answer correct, but the process is completely different from the reference answer. Take a closer look, use A more concise and advanced problem-solving method... Who can explain it clearly?
There are always some things in this world that cannot be explained clearly, and there are always some people who are beyond the imagination of others.

"The world of genius is really wonderful."

Du Kang frankly accepted this fact, anyway, what happened to him was not just this strange one, he was used to it already.

For example, the "100% correct intuition" that filled the sense of existence popped up from time to time, and for example, the gods I have met since this generation are so generous and easy to communicate.To talk about these things, Du Kang had no guesses in his mind, it was definitely impossible.But when there is no basis, it is useless to guess, Du Kang is too lazy to spend his thoughts in vain, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, and he will know when he should know... Intuition tells him that this is not a bad thing.

"Let me try to catch up on the knowledge, the information of the City God..." Du Kang sat in front of the computer and searched, ready to do some homework.

The city god is different from the land public. The land public is the most basic level, and only does its own work.The City God is different. Basically, he can be regarded as the "lord of a city". He has so many people under his command, and his superiors directly communicate with Yama of the underworld. No matter how you say it, you have to prepare well.

It was precisely because of this that Du Kang had to come back. He didn't have a mobile phone with him when he was on the shift...he had a mobile phone and he didn't even have an Internet connection!

As for the possible online surveillance, Du Kang is aware of it, but he doesn't care.

The dignified "ancient master", let's see how people today recognize the gods of the past, just to have some fun, what's wrong, is there any problem?

"The origin of the city god", "examination of the city god", "the administrative division of the city god, the land, and the mountain god", "whether the land belongs to the city god"... etc., involving the city god, there are many entries and related posts on the Internet, some of which are true It was serious, as if he had experienced it himself; some nonsense made up, and it was false at a glance, Du Kang could be said to have watched it with gusto.

It wasn't until it was almost noon that Du Kang finally stopped, and after eating lunch, he lay down on the bed, preparing to take a nap as usual.

As soon as he closed his eyes, an idea suddenly popped up in Du Kang's mind: "Wait, it seems that I used to be a substitute shift at night, and it's daytime when I wake up. What time is it?"

Just do it, Du Kang picked up the mobile phone placed beside his pillow, clicked on the [Substitute Work] software, and selected [Continue Daily Substitute Tasks].

Still the familiar feeling of drowsiness surged up and swallowed like a tide.

Du Kang's eyelids sank, and they closed slowly. When he opened it again, he saw a happy middle-aged man's big face almost approaching his eyes, and his words were full of anticipation.

"Young Master Du, you're back!"

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