Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 29 Immortals also have a final elimination system? (Ask for a monthly ticket to follow up~)

"I haven't made up my mind yet about which immortal. Why don't I classify the 'prayers' I summarized earlier. Miss Shi, can you give me some advice?" Du Kang asked.

As for who the gods are and who is responsible for what... Du Kang doesn't know much about them.

This cannot be blamed on him. For 5000 years, there have been so many dynasties and cultural circles, big and small. No one can tell which gods were "popular" during that period of time. This is because many gods have repeated duties. , and even some of them are exactly the same.What's more, there is also the custom of respecting people as gods, which may lead to different counties and counties... It's too complicated and chaotic.

Therefore, except for the temples that existed in most dynasties such as Songzi Niangniang and Town God's Temple, Du Kang really didn't know who the local gods corresponding to the "prayers" he wanted to allocate were.

However, this is naturally not a problem when he has a god who can communicate with him.Ordinary people who want to go to the department to do things are easy to search everywhere but can't find the responsible department. How can insiders not know?
"Okay, tell me." Shi Yuye agreed without hesitation, and it seemed that he couldn't wait to pull other gods into the water together.

"After I sorted out all the prayers, I roughly divided them into these six categories, which are: encountering ghosts and monsters, and need to exorcise evil spirits; For business, pray for good fortune; for farming, pray for a good harvest; for those who have fights, and then ask for a fair judgment; and for ghosts to lead the way to the city god.

Among them, exorcising evil spirits and guiding the way for souls, I am going to do it myself. I feel that it is more appropriate to separate out the others, because I am not professional in those aspects, and I don’t have the energy to complete them. "

Du Kang told Shi Yuye his own analysis. Originally, there were seven categories, but now the category of sending children has been assigned to Shi Yuye, so naturally there is no need to talk about it.

In fact, another reason is that leading the way for the soul can have the opportunity to deal with the gods of the City God and Yan Luo Difu, learn more about things in the fairy system, at least there may be valuable information, and exorcising evil and suppressing demons is naturally Seize the opportunity to improve your actual combat experience.

Du Kang has not forgotten that in the real world, the aura has already recovered, and the world of great changes is full of dangers, and he may encounter danger at any time. He still has a sense of crisis in his heart, so even if he is more inclined to be a nerd Family salted fish, he also needs to exercise his self-protection ability now.

"This assignment sounds quite reasonable," Shi Yuye thought for a while, then said, "I know many gods who can take care of these things."

"It's best to look for those gods who need incense to fill the end-of-month assessment, and are not very big, like the land god who asked me to replace me." Immortals, not only may owe favors, but also easily offend the other party, so the gain outweighs the loss."

"It's quite thoughtful, how long has it been premeditated?"

Shi Yuye joked, and before Du Kang could answer, he pondered for a while and said: "Well... If that's the case, it's easy. There are many little gods who can take care of these things, and they are willing to do things to get these incenses, but usually No one went to them to offer incense and pray.

Even if you are a bit lazy by nature, it is easy to discuss, not to mention that you can find many small gods to make different prayers at one time, which will further improve the efficiency. It is not a big deal for ordinary people to spend two more incense sticks. Wish fulfilled... Not bad, I like your idea, it has a bright future, Mr. Du, let's go, I'll take you to find them! "

"Then I would like to thank Miss Shi." Du Kang thanked him sincerely.

"There's nothing to say thank you for. Anyway, I'm just bored. Besides, if this thing is done and the effect is good, it can also bring me benefits. I'm not just here to help you!" Shi Yuye waved He waved his hand and said as he walked.

"If you help me, you help me. How can there be anything pure or impure?" Du Kang shook his head and laughed.

"But I heard, 'If you do good with your heart, you will not be rewarded for being good, and if you do evil without intention, you will not be punished for being evil'?" Shi Yuye's rebuttal sounded a bit sophisticated.

"If this is the case, then the world will be in chaos. In any case, the essence of things will not change in most situations and from most angles. Goodness should be rewarded, and evil should be punished. .

Of course, the intensity of rewards and punishments needs to be judged according to the actual situation. Those who do good intentions sometimes cannot be rewarded heavily, so as not to tempt people to intentionally do evil intentionally, and then do good deeds to defraud rewards; those who do evil intentionally, sometimes cannot Heavily punished, so as not to look forward and backward when doing things, stick to the rules, or dare not fight back when being violated. "Du Kang thought for a while and said.

"In my opinion, this sentence should be said like this-'If you do good with your heart, you should be rewarded, and you will be rewarded according to the situation; if you do evil without intention, you should be punished, and you will be punished according to the situation'... So this passage is Who asked, Miss Shi?"

Seeing that Shi Yuye listened very seriously, nodding his head from time to time in agreement, obviously remembering it carefully, Du Kang couldn't help asking curiously.

"Ah? Finished? No, I just thought about it!" Shi Yuye came back to her senses, and smiled, apparently not intending to answer Du Kang's real answer. She turned her hand and found another peach out of nowhere. "That's really good, come, eat a peach!"

Hands are short, eaters are soft mouthed, and peaches are delicious, so Du Kang tactfully shut up.

Afterwards, under the leadership of Shi Yuye, Du Kang found those little incense gods who could be in charge of one or several parts of the prayer to discuss. After explaining the reason, the incense gods were overjoyed and said, "There are still such good things Bring it to your door", and then decisively agreed to the process of coming down.

The operation is too simple, and many little gods even saw Shi Yuye and knelt on the ground and called out, "What's the matter with me?" The speed of kneeling down was so fast that even Du Kang almost didn't see the steps of their kneeling. !
Of course, there are also some who belong to the stunned young type, who don't know a big boss like Shi Yuye at all, and say things like "who are you" and "why should I listen to you", Can't communicate, and it's all accompanied by all kinds of bad words.

Therefore, at this time, the discussion flexibly becomes a "discussion", and Shi Yuye is not required to take action. Du Kang can educate him to doubt life with one hand [Barrier Technique], and he doesn't even need to take out the Qinglongyanyue knife... But this kind of Don't come here to do things, the main purpose is to help treat the bad breath problem.

According to Shi Yuye, anyway, they will be eliminated in the future because they have no incense, and then perish... Yes, Du Kang only now knows that there is such a "last elimination system" among the gods, or they will disappear directly after being eliminated That kind!

"This is much more terrifying than the situation faced by the workers!" Du Kang sighed in his heart.

It probably only took half a day, and the matters of these incense gods have been communicated and discussed.

Therefore, there is only one immortal left, who cannot be circumvented, nor can it be circumvented, and Du Kang and Shi Yuye need to deal with it.

The god who is in charge of agriculture and the five grains, the god of five grains-Ji God!
PS: Shared diary ↓
　As for the differences in food culture across the country, I also gained a clear understanding after I started sharing the apartment.

　　Before we came to share the house, we imagined an idealized healthy life in which we had to cook three meals a day, so I asked a question - can you all eat spicy food?I belong to the kind of people who don't like spicy food?
　　Ah Xue immediately said it was okay, he said that among the people around him, he was the one who could eat spicy food.

　　Ah Xing said that there is a little problem, he can only eat slightly spicy food.

　　Anyway, at the beginning, I was quite relieved to hear that at least it didn't look like a big difference.

　　However, not long after the joint lease...the restaurant downstairs.

　　After eating a bowl of chopped pepper beef noodles, I almost shed tears, feeling that after I came to Xi'an, I finally ate something spicy.

　　And Ah Xue was almost to death from the heat, even so hot that she had a stomachache at night.

　　Afterwards, I discussed and analyzed with Ashe, and finally came to the conclusion that the problem should appear in the region.

　　Axue is from Hebei, while I am from Guilin, and the flavor of the food is close to that of Hunan... The regional average acceptance of spiciness is not at the same level.

　　And Ah Xing... Ah Xing has not come yet, but we already have a reasonable guess - Ah Xing should not be touched by the slightest bit of spicy.

　　He is from Guangdong.

　　(Just ridiculing the differences in food culture and eating habits, there is no regional discrimination~)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)