Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 28 The Prodigal Son Turns Back Without Money

"Come on, let's go in and have a look!" Shi Yuye said excitedly, lowering her voice.

"Okay." Du Kang nodded in agreement.

As soon as he agreed, Du Kang saw Shi Yuye driving obvious spiritual power to wrap himself and her, guessing that it might have the effect of invisibility and blindness.

The door was not closed, and Du Kang noticed that Shi Yuye waved hands with the two door gods, Shen Tu and Yu Lei, who were stuck on the door. It was regarded as a greeting, and then walked in one by one.

Wang Wu's wife didn't look like anything special. It was time for a nap, but she didn't take a break. Instead, she was still sitting half-reclined on the seat, weaving the cloth gently, stopping her work from time to time, stroking the slightly raised Looking at the snoring husband Wang Wu in the bedroom, who just came back from working in the fields and fell asleep after eating, a smile appeared on his face.

That is probably the most simple and simple smile, and it is the best hope for the future of a down-to-earth ordinary person.

"Oh, she's carrying a son! It's going to be two or three months."

Shi Yuye turned her head and said to Du Kang, the woman naturally couldn't hear their conversation: "I was worried that the land lord played some sinister tricks, but now it seems that he is purely lucky."

"Two or three months? But the records show that she went to beg for a child more than half a month ago, in the first year of junior high school. Could it be that..." Du Kang's mouth twitched slightly, "Did the Lord just happen to pick up a leak? She went to beg for a child. I was actually pregnant before my son? Why did you show it so soon after the incense burn?"

"Yeah, that's why he's lucky. If he used some heresy, I can't spare him." Shi Yuye covered her mouth and chuckled, "This family is down-to-earth, although they didn't come to my place to offer incense, but I'm here to help her."

After Shi Yuye finished speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at the woman's lower abdomen, a gentle and soft spiritual light entered, even if he didn't say it clearly, Du Kang knew that it was probably to protect the child's safe delivery and the child's health after birth.

"Let's go!" Shi Yuye beckoned Du Kang to leave.

"Miss Shi, wait a moment." Du Kang shook his head and refused. With the surge of spiritual power in his body, he had already pretended to be a land lord. Cloth tools, lay down on the table, and fell into a deep sleep.

"The wish that should be paid still has to be paid, can't you do things for nothing?" Du Kang looked at Shi Yuye and said with a smile.

"It makes sense, but what kind of spell is this...?" Shi Yuye first agreed, and then asked.

"Entering dreams, isn't that what it's used for?" Du Kang wondered, "I let her fall asleep and made up a dream for her. In the dream, I told her that the land lord had asked the mother-in-law to help her, and asked her to go to the son-in-law later. The empress still wishes...is there something wrong?"

Could it be that the spell given by the land commune is fake?No way, the previous three methods are very effective!

"Hmm... no, what you said, it seems that it is indeed a 'dream' technique." Shi Yuye said after pondering for a while.

"...It always feels like there is something in your words that you didn't say."

"I also sometimes feel this way, but it's different from your delusion. I can really feel that there is something hidden in the words of those who come to offer incense." Shi Yuye raised his eyebrows.

"Let me tell you, there was a wife who came to ask for a child before, and I always felt weird about what was said, because she was healthy, so I went to her house out of curiosity, and it turned out , guess what, her husband is having an affair with a servant... a man!"

Du Kang called him a good guy.

One person and one god opened the communication mode of "you gossip and I listen".

Not long after, Wang Wu woke up by himself and got out of bed. Seeing his wife falling asleep on the table, his movements suddenly became gentle. He wanted to wake her up and go to bed to rest, but he was worried about disturbing his wife's dream. Suddenly, he saw his wife wake up suddenly, clutching her belly in a daze.

"What's wrong?" Wang Wu hurriedly poured a glass of water carefully and asked.

"The Lord of the Land just gave me a dream, saying that he begged the Empress to come and pray for our children, and asked me to offer incense to the Empress to fulfill my wish." The wife stood up abruptly, "The Lord of the Land He also said that I have a big fat son in my belly, and the mother of the son will keep him strong and healthy, so that we can do things in a down-to-earth manner and be a good family in the future!"

"Slow down, what are you doing in such a hurry? Of course I have to pay back my wish, and I'll take you with me!" Wang Wuxi raised her eyebrows and said hastily.

"I feel pretty good everywhere now. Don't come, what are you doing? I'm going to go with my sister-in-law. There are still many people asking for a son. The land master and the son-in-law are all incense! You just be honest. Really go to farm..."

Wang Wu scratched his head under his wife's nagging, grinning, and went to the field.The woman, on the other hand, locked the door excitedly, went out, and couldn't wait to greet her sisters-in-law and friends to fulfill their wishes together, or offer incense, and share the joy...

Du Kang and Shi Yuye stood aside, watching this scene, and stopped talking at some point.

"So, sometimes, even if the gods think that work is troublesome, it is actually very gratifying to see the happy faces of these people who deserve good rewards." Du Kang said with emotion.

"Although you are right, don't think that I will forget that you have hired me a lot of jobs just because of this?" Shi Yuye gave Du Kang a white look.

"Miss Shi, you can do more work if you can." Du Kang apologized with a smile.

"It's true that those who can do more work... So, Mr. Du, what are you going to do next?"

Shi Yuye narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he had seen through Du Kang's plan, and suddenly smiled and said: "Isn't it because I plan to continue to do what I did, to find other gods, and to share the 'prayers' accumulated here by the Lord of the Earth?" Go out and charge a commission for each 'prayer', right?

Mr. Du, you are also a 'capable person', so you should 'work harder', right? "

Du Kang was shocked.

Has his own plan been seen through so quickly?
Damn it, how did you see through this? Did you make it so obvious?
"Ahem... yes, those who can do more work, my ability is to find the most suitable gods for these 'prayers' to fulfill them, naturally it takes a lot of hard work!"

The matter has come to this point, Du Kang will not make meaningless denials. After "laying down", he asked curiously: "However, Miss Shi, how did you see it? I should not have said anything from the beginning to the end. Have you been through this matter?"

"You don't need to ask, of course it's because I once had the same idea as you!"

Shi Yuye said with a smirk: "They are all of the same kind. I can guess your little thoughts, but don't worry, I just have enough time to do something, so I agree with your plan, yes It's time to let other gods who have been idle for a long time also move! How can I only know how to eat tributes and not work? This kind of behavior is wrong!"

You also know that this is wrong. If you can't be idle, you are going to drag other gods into the water together, right?It's really... It's really a prodigal son who turns his head back and won't change his money. The gods work hard and the world is lucky, that's great!
Du Kang expressed his praise.

I love such fairies!

"So, who is your next target?" Shi Yuye asked curiously.

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