Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 2 Me, Bai Lao?
"Of course, it should be, it should be, it should be, haha!"

Bai Lao nodded again and again, his expression relaxed a little because of Du Kang's question, and asked, "I don't know your surname?"

"Miangui's surname is Du, Mutu Du." Du Kang replied.

"Then, old man, I dare to call you Mr. Du?"

"Yes." Du Kang nodded.

Bai Lao asked again: "I don't know what reward you want, Mr. Du? Silver or other property?"

"Well……"

This question made it difficult for Du Kang to answer in time.

Du Kang naturally still remembered the drowsiness that flooded up like a tide, and he was here when he woke up. Judging from the experience of more than ten years of old bookworms, he should have worn it directly?

But you should still be able to go back. You can’t take over a substitute and die because of “official work”.

Then the question arises, what kind of reward can I bring back?
Du Kang really didn't know, after all, it was the first time and he had no experience!

While thinking, Du Kang saw a line of words appearing in front of his eyes.

[Guidance for beginners: Salary cannot be brought back in physical form, please keep in mind]

This reminder came very timely. Du Kang could remove most of the expected salary options in an instant, and the rest basically had two directions. One was knowledge wealth, but this was based on the observation of the environment and Bai Lao. , Du Kang felt that the drama was not big.

Second, it is natural customs, which is what Du Kang needs very much. He knows very little about this world now, and he does not know whether all the assignments he will receive in the future will be in this world. To understand the situation, Doing some preparation should be the choice to maximize value.

"The immortal taught me not to covet worldly wealth, so I don't want anything."

Du Kang observed Bai Lao's expression and demeanor calmly, and said with a smile: "I have stayed in the mountains for a long time, and I don't know what the world is like outside, why don't I ask something after everything is done, and Bai Lao can tell me what's going on." .”

"Ah... makes sense, that's how it is!"

Bai Lao suddenly realized that he probably guessed exactly what Du Kang said. For a while, his face was full of envy, and then he turned to apology and respect, "It's just that I have stayed in this Guandi Temple for a long time, old man, and I don't know what to do. Whether the answers are all accurate, I hope the fairy will forgive me..."

"It's okay, just say it directly," Du Kang secretly heaved a sigh of relief, "Also, you don't need to be called Xianchang, just the previous name is fine."

"Young master is right." Bai Lao became more respectful.

The place is not too big, while talking, Bai Lao has already led Du Kang into the hall.

Wusheng Palace, also known as Guandi Temple, is a temple for worshiping Guan Gong. All the folk courts worship it. Small ones invite a statue of Guan Gong to the home to ward off evil spirits;

Naturally, the size of the Guandi Temple is also different.

The statue of Guan Gong on the main seat in the main hall is at least half a person tall, with his eyes closed and his beard stroked, standing majestic and majestic with a knife in his hand. In the bronze incense burner on the incense table, three incense sticks that look like they were made by himself are burning slowly, with thin smoke curling up Floating up, besides that, there are some fresh melons and fruits.

"It seems that Mr. Bai is very diligent in cleaning on weekdays."

Du Kang glanced twice, but he didn't even see any ashes, and all the items were neatly placed. In addition, Mr. Bai had to go home to deal with urgent matters but had to find a substitute, which even alarmed the "Shangxian" Judging from it, it is basically possible to rule out the suspicion of temporary kung fu.

"I have been here for several years. If I stay here, at least my heart will be pure," Bai Lao said with emotion, and suddenly remembered something, and slapped his head, "I didn't know it was a fairy before...Young master, why don't you come here?" I'll find someone else to do the cleaning, so I don't need to bother you to do these lowly things."

Du Kang shook his head resolutely, and said solemnly: "Be serious and do things down-to-earth. There is no difference between high and low. There is no need to find other people. Besides, it was the 'immortal' who asked me to come. People are doing it, and God is doing it." Look, it's just cleaning, which I do all the time."

After finishing this serious paragraph, Du Kang added in his mind: "Use an automatic sweeper."

As an otaku who lives alone, he only insists on exercising three to four times a week, often eats and cooks by himself, buys an automatic sweeper and drives it often, and mops the floor every ten days and a half months. Du Kang has surpassed most otakus. , which is something to be proud of.

As for what Bai Lao said, of course Du Kang would not agree.Is it okay to hand over this substitute work to someone else?I have already suspected that I have encountered a "draft". If I hand it over to someone else to do it, let's not talk about whether it is reliable or not. If someone else does it, what should I do? a trip?
Isn't it just a matter of sanitation? Du Kang not only needs to do it himself, but also do it well!
"Xian...Young Master said so."

It is impossible for Mr. Bai to object to Du Kang's opinion. Now, in his eyes, Du Kang is basically an apprentice who was taken in by the "immortal" and raised in the mountains. This time, he should be sent down the mountain to practice, just like a story As it says in the storybook.

In this way, those clothes on Du Kang's body, which seemed quite strange and novel to Bai Lao, and even short hair, etc., all had reasonable explanations.After all, it is only natural for a fairy to be different from a mortal.

Therefore, at the request of Du Kang, Bai Lao took him to the place where the tools were piled up, told him what tools were used for, and where the prepared guest room was, and then hinted or expressed in words that Du Kang did not need to be too serious , In fact, he cleaned every place in Wusheng Palace very carefully on weekdays, even if he didn't clean it for a day, he would never see it and other words.

In the end, it made Du Kang a little annoyed, and he directly showed the classic little yellow face smiling emoji with the same emoji, and asked Bai Lao in a soft voice if he had any bad thoughts about him, which directly frightened Bai Lao , Never dared to say it again, and then, driven by Du Kang, hurried home to do some business.

Du Kang also asked about the specifics—the year of disaster, the hungry people.

So Du Kang wisely did not continue to ask.

In the quiet hall, Du Kang was not in a hurry to start mopping and sweeping, but went directly to the corners, beams and pillars of the house to wipe and clean—the Wusheng Palace had to open its doors during the day, There are benevolent people and believers who came to offer incense, and now it is delayed, how many people will come later, isn't it equivalent to delaying in vain?So definitely wait until the evening when the doors are closed.

It is not realistic to close the door early. According to Bai Lao, he is not only cleaning, but also managing all the daily affairs of Wusheng Palace—that is, he is the only staff here!
God knows how an old man persisted in doing so many things... Du Kang could only say that he was greatly shocked, because he had to do the same thing now as Bai Lao's substitute for insurance.

From the perspective of scale, this Martial Saint Palace is of medium size, so there must be no shortage of good people and trustworthy people. For this reason, Du Kang even made several plans and drafts to prepare for different situations. He has to change, and his hair and appearance must be very different from this world that should look like an ancient background. Disguise is impossible. He has never been exposed to "advanced make-up" - a face-changing technique. Relying on flickering and improvisation.

However, the situation that arrived was somewhat beyond Du Kang's expectation...or to be precise, it should be completely exceeded.

A large group of guys who looked like they were not ordinary people in terms of clothes, and even more so in terms of body shape, with big bellies and big ears walked into Wusheng Palace.

Du Kang went up to meet him, and before he could speak, he heard a man with a flattering smile bent over his waist, who seemed to be in his fifties. Men introduced.

"My lord, this is the person in charge of this Guandi Temple, Bai Lao."

Then, the flattering man looked at Du Kang again, and introduced him: "Old Bai, this is the magistrate of our county, Lord Liu."

Du Kang's words, which had already reached the edge of his throat, got stuck.

It's not surprising that the other party is the magistrate... What I have to say is - From the perspective of body, Du Kang originally thought that this magistrate was bigger.

But there is another point, which is very strange.

Du Kang looked at himself and made sure that he was still wearing the same clothes as when he came here, and he was still the handsome 23-year-old youth.

and so--

"Me, Bai Lao?"

For a moment, an inexplicable chill came to Du Kang's heart.

(End of this chapter)