Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 1 I'm here as a substitute, not for charity!

"Buzz..."

The buzzing vibration from the pillow woke Du Kang up from his dream.

Dazedly, he reached out and grabbed the phone in front of his eyes. The bright light on the screen forced Du Kang to squint his eyes and frown. After several seconds, he blinked several times before he could see the displayed content clearly.

【Congratulations, you have found an emergency substitute task, come and pick it up~】

Du Kang: "???"

Click on the message twice, unlock it on the screen fingerprint that popped up, and after entering the software interface, Du Kang saw more specific content - on the interface that looked very similar to the recruitment software, there was a message [Urgent Recruitment for Temporary Substitute: Wu] One of the daily cleaning staff of the Holy Palace, daily end, salary negotiable】The task message is flashing, accompanied by the vibration of the mobile phone, his palms are almost numb.

After clicking on the task message, an option pop-up window popped up [Whether to accept this substitute task - Yes/No], the vibration of the phone finally stopped, and Du Kang finally figured out what was going on.

He, Dukang, Unemployed... Wait, flexible workers, after playing the newly released [Hidden Dragon·Diyun (Trial Version)], after purchasing the pre-order of the deluxe version, while sleeping soundly, he was inexplicably appeared three days ago A pop-up message from an inexplicable software in his phone woke him up.

The first inexplicable refers to - Du Kang clearly remembers that he has never downloaded or installed such a software, nor has he operated his mobile phone for other people, but this software just appeared in his mobile phone, or the software layout Right in the center, too conspicuous.

The second inexplicable refers to - this software named "Representative Work", which is illegal no matter how you look at it, after Du Kang's careful and multiple tests, it was found that no one else could see the software icon or software interface.

And there is no need for Du Kang to register by himself. After opening it for the first time, after saying "Welcome, the only user of the [Replacement Work] software, Du Kang, has handled automatic registration for you", Du Kang found that all his personal information has been filled in advance. good.

Common information such as name, gender, ID number, and mobile phone number is fine, and I don’t know how many times it has been leaked, but the XP column in the information covers an entire page, and even includes the newly added "burning refrigerator" and "cold double". Ling", this is obviously wrong!
This software cannot be removed yet!

As a 15-year old bookworm, Du Kang had a reasonable guess about this situation——did the golden finger drawn by him as a beneficiary of the genuine book arrive in the account?

According to the name of this [substitute work], it is estimated that it is the kind of gold finger who goes to work for others and gets paid?
Could it be that he can't get used to being unemployed... flexible employment is too idle, so he arranged this kind of work?
Then, what kind of substitutes, what kind of work, will they be discovered...

The questions at that time returned to Du Kang's mind after three days, but most of them still remained unanswered.

"Wusheng Palace... Guandi Temple, daily cleaning staff?"

Du Kang looked at the option pop-up window on the screen, his drowsiness had long since dissipated, and his brain was fully activated to think.

"Where is the Guandi Temple specifically? What should I prepare in advance? Click it and it will pop up directly. Is it necessary to confirm the connection to be able to see it? If you don't take it or don't do it, what will be the punishment?"

The amount of available information is really too little. Du Kang looked at the two suitcases piled up next to the bed. They were packed three days ago and he was ready to leave at any time. In the end, he directly clicked [Yes] options.

The pop-up window disappeared, and the task went directly to the accepted state. Du Kang clicked to view it, and the result was just a reminder of "The task has been accepted, please complete the task with all your heart~"... nothing else!
"No, tell me which Martial Saint Palace to go to!" Du Kang was shocked, "Or any one is fine?"

Before Du Kang could figure it out, he felt a wave of drowsiness rising up. Realizing that something was wrong, he subconsciously wanted to struggle, but after only two seconds of stalemate, he was engulfed by the tide. He fell on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

On the screen of the mobile phone that was still on, a line of small characters [this substitute work has begun] slowly appeared, and then the screen went black, and the room was completely dark.

……

"You are sent here by the Immortal, and you are here to serve temporarily on my behalf?"

"what?"

Du Kang heard a sentence that he didn't understand at all, and his tone seemed to be a bit of an opera. After subconsciously answering the question, he opened his eyes and found that at some point, it was already bright, and he was in front of a double-opened red lacquered wooden door. There is one person.

He took a closer look, and found that the man was an old man wearing a blue turban and gray cloth clothes, with an anxious expression on his face. The old man looked at him as if he was looking at some strange person, and... there were a few lines floating in the air In, the word that is changing?
Du Kang took a look at his clothes, the clothes, shoes and socks were all the same ones he wore this week, presumably that's why the old man's strange gaze came from.

Fortunately, I didn't wear it with what I wore when I was sleeping on the bed...

Du Kang looked at those few lines again.

[Since you are a substitute for the first time, the novice guidance mode has been activated]

[Language and speech conversion module loaded successfully (permanent)]

【Client ↓】

The third line of characters floated alone on the head of the commoner man, indicating the identity of the commoner man.

The old man who also did not understand Du Kang's words frowned, and spoke again.

This time, Du Kang finally understood, probably because of the "language and voice module", the old man's words turned into Mandarin with a little accent in his ears.

"What did you just say? Are you someone sent by Shangxian to temporarily work on my behalf?"

"Shangxian?" A lot of question marks popped up in Du Kang's mind, and he subconsciously thought of a word - "drawing into".

Someone, no, there is a fairy in the middle to make a commission? ? !

"it's me."

Du Kang put this aside for the time being, and answered the commoner old man.

In any case, the system's novice guidance shows that the old man in civilian clothes is the client of this assignment, regardless of whether there is a middleman to take the commission, no matter how he came here... At least, let's talk about it after work?
"That's fine, that's fine..."

The old man in civilian clothes was obviously relieved, and the anxious expression on his face was relieved: "In this case, please come with me quickly, the time is running out, I will tell you what to do first, and how to do it."

"Oh..." Du Kang followed the old man, looked around, was a little curious, and asked casually, "What do you call the old man? I don't know why you need someone to take over for you?"

"My surname is Bai, you can call me Lao Bai."

Old Bai replied as he walked, he obviously looked very old, but when he walked, it was like the wind was blowing under his feet, and he didn't look old at all.

"Old man, I was originally responsible for keeping the place clean and dealing with some chores on weekdays. I just didn't expect that there was an urgent matter at home and I had to go back to deal with it, but I couldn't find anyone who could do it for me. I was in a hurry, and suddenly I heard Shangxian I asked if I needed help, and after hearing about my situation, I said that I could find someone to help me. I am really grateful, grateful..."

"I see." Du Kang nodded and thought for a while. In fact, the question he is most concerned about now is who is the Shangxian, but this question is really difficult to ask. After all, his identity is "a person sent by the Shangxian". It would be bad if you revealed your secrets, so I thought about my sentence and asked the question of the second concern.

"I don't know what Bai Lao is willing to use as a reward?"

"Ah?" Bai Lao was stunned for a moment, even slowing down his pace.

"Remuneration." Du Kang repeated, and said confidently, "Doing things for others and collecting rewards is completely reasonable, right?"

Of course, Du Kang didn't forget that when he accepted the task, the [daily end, salary negotiable] in the task message.

Work for nothing?Don't even think about it!
I, Du Kang, am here to take over, not for charity!

PS: Starting from today, I will update the co-renting diary every day. I can only say that the co-renting experience of the author is too happy, and there are too many funny things. Share it with me.

Check out the author's words below↓
　In September last year, I met Axue for the first time, and we hit it off right away, and we had a very happy conversation. When I came back from shopping for necessities, I met a pigeon in the community that was not afraid of people. I was a little surprised and said: "Hey, look This pigeon, he is not afraid of people, and even leaned towards us!"

　　Axue smiled mysteriously: "Is there such a possibility that it thinks we are the same kind?"

　　I thought about it, and for a while, I couldn't find a reason to refute it, so I could only say "that makes sense".

　　
　
(End of this chapter)