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London, Emirates Stadium, players are sitting on the court to warm up. At the moment, there are four goals on the court. Under the attention of the fans, some players are running non-stop, and some are passing each other. Some are practicing saves.The fans are very quiet, because only the fans who actually enter the stadium know that this is the final warm-up for the players on both sides, and fans with a little bit of morality will not interfere at this time to distract the opponent. , has become an unspoken rule in the Premier League.In fact, you can sometimes watch TV broadcasts. For example, before the start of certain competitions, the broadcasts are played earlier, and you will see busy stadium staff cleaning the stadium for the last time. This time the stadium is cleaned because of the players just now. caused by their connection.

Today's game is crucial for the Premier League powerhouses this season. Manchester United's home game against Bolton is almost a game without any suspense. Only by winning can the FA win the trophy after today's game, otherwise nothing will be mentioned.

Li Cha was originally watching the players training on the court. At this time, Boas walked over from the direction of the locker room, stood next to Li Cha and muttered softly: "Lewandowski and the team's coach are having trouble. , Porto will return Lewandowski next season."

Burleigh, who was in an eventful season, encountered another major incident. Lewandowski actually caused trouble outside, and even Portugal. This matter is definitely not a trivial matter.Everyone in the European football circle knows the Meulensteen Football School, and they also know that it is Richard's property. That is to say, no matter whether it is Meulensteen or the players on loan from the Burleigh Club, there is a sticker on their foreheads. Label, this is Richard's man!What has been the image of Richard in Europe all this time?Di Natale is the top scorer in the World Cup, Nasri is the main player in Barcelona, ​​and Muric still maintains a high degree of professionalism after leaving Russia. Whether it is Regan's loan, Bell or Di Maria, these players are all good. Inviting disasters but not causing troubles honestly improves the team's performance, even Balotelli has gradually restrained his personality in Brazil and gradually made his name.

It is the joint efforts of all renters to maintain the image of Mullenstein. [

But to ruin this image, one person's situation is enough.

Romario's unruly behavior in Barcelona is still being passed on to this day. Ronaldo's wardrobe battle with two females also happened in Barcelona. Rome's Mancini had a violent fight after his transfer to Inter Milan and was thrown into prison. , This time the Brazilians were completely destroyed. Once the Brazilians become famous, they will be degenerate.Letting others say that you have had a hard time, and letting others say that you are bad is just a matter of touching your upper lip with your lower lip.

Li Cha turned around and asked, "Isn't it because of a misunderstanding?"

Boas shook his head: "Lewandowski found a girlfriend in Portugal and missed the first half of a training session. It happened that two young players in Porto had just been mentioned for first-team training. The coach threw it to Lewandowski Lewandowski quarreled with the coach after a few harsh words."

"He has such boldness?" Li Cha never thought that Lewandowski was such a disobedient player, and he didn't expect that he would become like this today.

"I talked with Lewandowski on the phone. Lewandowski was more excited after playing a game the day before, couldn't sleep, and tossed with his girlfriend late. As a result, he missed training. This is his fault, but he thinks he is Porto now. The top scorer, who has a dominant performance on the front line, shouldn't be treated like this, so he quarreled with the coach. The coach can't let the young players think that the young players just mentioned the first team. Porto is an undisciplined team, so Lewandowski got a week's salary and a three-match ban."

This time Richard can't speak for Lewandowski. No matter who the player is, it is normal to be scolded for absent training. Let alone you are the top scorer in the Portuguese Super League, even if you are the only player that Porto can't live without. Beyond the bottom line of the coach, any coach with a bit of a hard bone will not tolerate you.If Li Cha stands up for Lewand this time, then Li Cha will become a person who doesn't know right from wrong.

In particular, Porto has made great efforts in training Burleigh players. Who doesn't know that Porto is a black shop?Now that they give you the most profitable main striker position to your Burleigh players, you still bite them back, let alone Porto occupying it, even if it is not reasonable, immediately use all the players on loan at Burleigh. What do you do?The big deal is that they won't earn a few million dollars a year. Once the forwards they train are played, it will be more than a few million?Porto wouldn't be stupid if it weren't for the results that Burleigh's forwards can produce!

"Send a fax to Porto immediately, and call Lewandowski immediately, saying that we apologize for Lewandowski's incident, and Lewandowski is willing to accept all punishment results. Burleigh feels that he supports Porto's internal players and even loan players. manage."

Boas stopped talking.

"Go! What are you waiting for?"

Boas whispered: "Lewand is back, the plane just got off...he refused to play for Porto, and his attitude was very tough."

"what!"

Li Cha's eyes widened. What's wrong with this generation of players?You are too self-righteous, go if you want to go, and don’t go if you don’t want to go, you are not only ruining your own reputation, but also ruining the reputation of Burleigh!

Now that the whole of Europe is in the final stage of the league, at this time Porto's main striker defected, how do you let Porto play the game?Is the next game still going to be played?If all the players on loan from Burleigh are like this, will you still cooperate in the future?Except for the Netherlands and Porto, I am afraid that there is no league in Europe that is so close to the European mainstream league level. If Porto doesn't play with you, why don't you get all the players to Belgium?Brazil?Africa?Li Cha has conflicts with the big-name teams in the Netherlands. He has taken advantage of a lot of Dutch people, whether it is De Jong or Van der Weil.

"Boas, in this way, you don't have to participate in this game. Immediately fly to Portugal to negotiate with Porto, try to resolve everything, tell them that Lewandowski will fly back tomorrow, and admit his mistake to them. If There are no flights at the airport, and the rented plane has to rush there tonight. I must meet the official personnel in Porto today. Be sincere and polite. If anyone makes any request, as long as it is not excessive, agree immediately. They need Mullenstin Or any youth team player in Burleigh will play for them next season. If not, the training fee for each player will increase from 200 million to 400 million next season. "

Boas knew that this matter was related to the reputation of Meulensteen and Burleigh, so he immediately turned around and left, but Li Cha said the moment he turned around, "Wait a minute, where is Lewand?"

"It is estimated that they are rushing to the Burleigh dormitory now."

"Call him and ask him to come to the Emirates Stadium shirt room immediately, why don't you go back to Burleigh? I have to see him before the game is over, even fly, fly to me!" [

Manchester is not close to London. Richard urged Lewand so anxiously. Boas knew that Richard was really angry.

"Li Cha, should we talk about this later? After all, Lewand just got off the plane, and Lewandowski is still young after all."

"He's still young? Nasri was only 16 when he played the main force at Burleigh!"

Keane ran over and said, "Li Cha, the press conference will start soon."

Li Cha nodded and said, "I'll go right away." He turned his head and said, "Forget it, Boas, you explain the matter to Keane, and then you go right away, Keen, I don't care what method you use, the game is over I want to see Lewandowski before."

Keane was stunned, what did he mean?

Li Cha walked in the direction of the locker room, he was going to the press release hall of the Emirates Stadium, after Keane listened to Boas's explanation, he began to understand why Li Cha had such a cold face, hey, Burleigh is so rebellious If the geniuses are not suppressed by Li Cha, they might turn the world upside down.

As a result, in one game, the two assistant coaches all left the stadium to work on their own, and Li Cha supported the normal operation of the whole game by himself, and he was still away at the Emirates Stadium in London.

At the press conference hall of the Emirates Stadium, reporters gathered here. Burleigh and Richard are really hot recently. First, Burleigh lost his winning streak in the Champions League. Secondly, Richard had a car accident. Then the Spanish fans "I had a great fight with the fans of Burleigh. In the end, it was revealed that Terry would join the Burleigh club next season with the world's first worth of 7000 million. All this news made it impossible for everyone to pay attention to Burleigh. The rumors about the players before could not be sold anymore. If there was no news about Burleigh or Richard in the newspapers, no one would care about them at all.

This time the reporters gathered here to grab the market. Klopp is not a fuel-efficient lamp. In the press conference facing Sir Alex Klopp, Klopp's lip service was also very good. The old man scored a tie. In England, it is not easy to play lip service with a coach of the old man's level.It is worth looking forward to whether you can tell Li Cha at the press conference, or fight Li Cha to the same level.

Now that the Premier League has added a special relief before the game after Li Cha became the head coach, that is, the whole press conference will be broadcast. This scene only appeared in important games before. I did not expect that the response after this scene was very good. Everyone again There is no need to go to sports news to watch the mouthpiece of each head coach. I have seen it before the game, which can be regarded as a warm-up for the game.

The moment Li Cha walked into the press conference and sat on the podium, the flashing lights flashed wildly, and Klopp said like a sharp knife that had just been unsheathed: "You know, my-ly." It is a tradition for women in the world to be late, so Klopp opened his mouth and began to sarcasm.

Li Cha understands Klopp's vigor at this age too well. It's completely like a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. Whoever comes will dare to see red with a bayonet. If he kills himself, he will climb a step on the top of the pyramid, regardless of the piles of bones under his feet. He also came from this time period, knowing that he must not be polite to this kind of person: "This is my privilege, didn't Mr. Wenger tell you? my-boy (generally translated as 'my son' .”

boom!

The audience burst into laughter immediately, who is Li Cha?The person who is called the "big nurse" by the media, Burleigh players and even the fans, you satirize him as a woman?What's more, your Klopp's qualifications in the Premier League are incomparable to Richard's. You are obviously a generation younger than others. If you speak so rudely, why doesn't Richard scold you to death?What's more, boy also means a boy, implying that Klopp's qualifications in the Premier League are too young. This sentence is too swearing, almost stepping on someone's weakness and pressing down hard. If you don't use enough strength, you will break your bones.But Li Cha doesn't care about these, anyway, the relationship between him and the Arsenal fans can't be eased, so that's the so-called.

Charlotte, the official of Burleigh, covered her mouth in the audience, trying to maintain a ladylike image, but in the end she couldn’t hold it back. The laughter in the room was so atmospheric that you would be ashamed to stay in the room if you held it back. go down.

Klopp was so angry, if it wasn't for the German's strong discipline, if he didn't appear on the stage today drunk, at Klopp's age, he would dare to raise his fist and challenge Richard.

After the laughter was over, the reporter from The Sun stood up and asked: "Mr. Richard, Mr. Klopp has the same temperament as you back then. He watched his team play beautifully and scored goals on the court. The celebration is also very passionate, and the tactical layout is also very delicate, what do you think of this?"

Before Li Cha could speak, Klopp, who was holding his breath, rushed to the topic and said: "Please don't compare me with him, at least I know how to respect time, I will not be late when the press conference starts, and I will never be late." Respect the fans of the visiting team, and it is unlikely to rush into the away game and raise the middle finger to the fans before the game starts, as if you are great."

Li Cha turned his head and looked at Klopp. You don't talk about tactics and confrontation during the press conference. Today is just for bickering, right?OK, it's up to you!

There was a fire in his heart, and the Sun newspaper reporter deliberately provoked the fire: "Mr. Li Cha, what do you think about this?"

Some people have already begun to smile behind their backs. The reporter of the Sun newspaper deliberately skipped Klopp's answer to create conflicts for the two coaches. Li Cha simply followed the atmosphere of the scene and said: "Mr. Klopp... looks shameful." The charm of my youth."[

hum! ! ! ! !

Haven't the English people heard Guo Degang's lines that are already rotten?All of a sudden, there was a ball of laughter, and some reporters even shed tears from laughing while hugging their beer bellies.

After the interpreter told Li Cha this passage, Li Cha heard a very obvious "crack" sound of gnashing his teeth. I'm afraid that Klopp has the intention to kill people now.

"Then are you worried that Mr. Klopp will replace you in England's Big Mouth?" The Sun newspaper reporter continued to ask.

Li Cha shook his head and said: "Everyone has their own way. When I first debuted, everyone thought I was very similar to Mourinho. Now everyone knows that Mourinho and I are the same. We are friends, but I still have to say that Mourinho and I are not in the same style at all. In this world, there can be scientists of the same height, writers of the same height, and High football coach, but there will definitely not be two Richards of the same height, even if there are, there will be two Richards. Uh, no Klopp, Wenger, some-one... what the hell."

No, the Sun newspaper reporter turned his head to look at Klopp with a smirk on his face. He couldn't open his mouth anymore, and his whole body was shaking while laughing.

"Li Cha!" Klopp suddenly turned around and yelled, and after spewing out a sentence, the translator explained: "You are a very uncultivated coach. I really don't know how you succeeded in the Premier League. Your Success deserves no respect from anyone!"

Li Cha looked at the angry Klopp and said: "Success in the field requires IQ, not self-cultivation. Whether others will respect you can't be determined by a word. I admit that I can't see other people's complacency. I admit that I am very narrow-minded and narrow-minded. But I have to say that I also have a bottom line. I have not hurt anyone who is not in the football circle. Being a public figure in this industry requires the awareness of being entertained by others. "

"I don't think your IQ is so high!" Klopp said in his broken English.

"Very well, then I will say a word, you learn from me, and then, I ask you a question and you are answering. Everyone knows the word mouse, right? Mr. Klopp, if you can say mouse ten times, after that Answer my question correctly, and I'll admit it in public, how about I'm an idiot?"

With anger in his eyes, Klopp gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "You said it!"

"Mouse, mouse, mouse..." I said it ten times.

Li Cha suddenly asked, "What are cats most afraid of?"

Klopp said without hesitation: "Rat!",

boom!The smiles in the audience could no longer stop, and these people were going to laugh like crazy.

"Don't stop the 'medicine', take it on time, your symptoms won't get better after three courses of treatment." Li Cha got up and said to everyone, "Thank you everyone, I still have some things to deal with. Please allow me to leave first."

When Li Cha left, he muttered: "Stupid Germans, you are good at building cars and heavy industries, talkative? IQ? Do you have that? Let alone you, you old foxes in Germany are about to fall!"

When Richard was about to leave, Klopp turned to his translator and said, "Did I say something wrong?"

The translator laughed and asked, "Li Cha is asking what cats are afraid of."

"Mouse!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... The media couldn't stand up anymore, and the whole scene was completely out of control.To be continued. )

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