my name is ferguson

Manchester United lost again. Due to the consideration of the European war, Ferguson launched a comprehensive rotation in the No.30 round of the league. The teenagers failed to show respect for Sir Alex Pique, especially Pique's mistake in the defense. It is equivalent to assisting the opponent with a goal. To be honest, Pique has not been a general in Barcelona in the past few years at Manchester United.After Manchester United lost the game, it completely led to Burleigh's substantial lead. Burleigh led Manchester United by as much as 8 points, which means that as long as Burleigh does not make mistakes, the Premier League championship has already been won.

In the third round of No.30 in the league, Burleigh went to London to play against West Ham. Falcao performed sluggishly in the rotation. Gan suddenly became everyone's focus.In the 76th minute of the game, the two sides battled to 0:0. At the most critical moment, Li Gan stepped forward. After taking the ball at the front of the opponent's penalty area, he used a fake shot to sway the opponent's central defender, and then shot hard. Hang the ball into the dead corner at the penalty area line.Burleigh's blood finally began to boil, and the expected Regan was gradually growing into what people needed. At this time, most people saw the change in Regan. Gan is gone, and the bald head with stubble like Giovinco appeared in people's sight. Little Ligan didn't even have his hair, and concentrated all his energy on training and competitions. possible!

After Burleigh completed an eight-point lead, which means winning three of the next five Premier League games, Burleigh is about to completely win 2007-2008 with the longest winning streak in the Premier League this season. There can only be one name on the records of the Premier League this season, and that is Burleigh.Now Messi ranks first on the scorer list, Ronaldinho ranks first on the assist list, and Messi has the highest dribble success rate.Diarra has the highest ratio of steals and success rate, Ronaldinho has sent the most threatening balls in midfield, and Yaya Toure has received the most passes. The player of the month is actually Unknown, Pepe, who has just been righted by Richard, and the best central defender in the position of the best player in the Premier League this season predicted in advance in the Times is Thiago Silva.

This is a comprehensive occupation of various Premier League lists.Even Arsenal, who were undefeated that season, failed to accomplish such a feat!

For a while, Burleigh became an issue for the whole of England. No one knew how Burleigh, who was still promoted last season and had to rely on intrigue to get Bayern Munich out of the Champions League to successfully qualify, turned into a rich man after one season.Li Cha looked at these sour comments and reports in the newspaper, and no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be saying: "Why are they the best? Why is it Burleigh's turn to become a rich family?" There was a sour smell.

I understand, Li Cha understands very well, when he saw other people driving Mercedes-Benz in England, and he secretly scolded him when he took the bus, this kind of psychology is very understandable, so Li Cha completely revealed the goal of this season's official website without fear of causing public anger .All the English words all surfaced!

win-all-the-champion, win all the champions!

What an ambitious season goal?What a wild ideal!Don't forget that the FA Cup, UEFA Champions League and Premier League are not over yet. In theory, Manchester United still has the possibility of reversal, and the UEFA Champions League Burleigh was defeated by Barcelona 3:1 at home.

After being attacked, Li Cha not only ignored him but shouted the craziest slogan, he wants all the champions!In other words, four crowns!

The European media went crazy, especially the Spanish media. Burleigh acted as if Barcelona did not exist at all.How can this work?No one in Catalonia?

Spanish fans who can speak English began to scold on Burleigh's official website: "Forgot how to lose the game 3:1 at the Nou Camp? Why do Richard and the English have such a bad memory? Could it be that England is worse than Weather and food, and your brains?

The Burleigh fans swarmed and sprayed wildly: "Yes. We have a very poor memory. We can't remember the recent events. We only remember that a certain team was beaten without temper in the European Super Cup. In the end, we could only watch. Watching us win the Club Cup, hey, why do you think my memory is so bad that I can’t remember which team it is? Who can remind me?”

"Basset dog on the first floor. The identification is complete."

"Is there no administrator? Banning, banning, what time does this take? If you have this time, it's better to go to Barcelona's official website and start a chat with them. Don't make trouble here. Didn't Richard say that? We have to show Gentleman demeanor. Uh, dog on the first floor, do you dare to fight?"

After Burleigh fans were banned by Richard for their excessive behavior in the real world, the online world became their only outlet, so Barcelona's official website went crazy.

How can any of the fans trained by Li Cha not speak badly?This group of guys rushed to Barcelona's official website and turned into a huge water army. The monstrous flood rushed towards Barcelona. In just one hour, more than a thousand posts were posted in the message area of ​​Barcelona's official website. Burleigh fans uniformly used the same title "You Which club is it? 》, with such bare-naked insults, coupled with a large number of words that can be 'beep' from the beginning to the end of the TV program, it directly renders Barcelona's official website as the dirtiest cesspit.What about the Burleigh official website forum?Naturally, it was quiet, and the moderator began to flash messages from Barcelona fans. The fans came back after scolding enough and posted a post like "I wish Burleigh a great quadruple champion". The atmosphere was very warm.

In the end, the Barcelona club was forced to close the official website forum and the message area on the homepage. They really couldn't stand the blow of those dirty English words. People who don't know English still want to use translation software to translate the dirty words on the screen. I copied it and took it to translate it. After the translation, I almost sent myself to the hospital in anger. Who can bear such an environment?

The flames were turned off in the Spanish war zone. Seeing that the flames of war were about to be transferred to Burleigh’s official website, Burleigh made a technical process to ban all IP addresses in the Spanish region. The handcuffs handcuffed the opponent's hands, and even put a seal on the opponent's mouth. The meaning is very clear, scolding you, you deserve it.You come to scold our fans, I'm sorry, I don't accept it.Don't mention anything to me, let's talk about the matter, without that, it's just a clear bullying, what's the matter!

How does the technical staff of Barcelona's official website compare with Burleigh?Burleigh's official website has always been managed by people from fb.The technical level is not at the same level. For a while, Barcelona fans can only suffer dumb losses in their own territory. In the end, the Catalan fans are forced to spend money on the fb homepage to watch videos and curse the streets... As a result, a vote of English netizens on fb Listen to the Spanish that I don't understand at all on the home page, and post a reply below 'How does this grandson speak very well? ''Hey, say something that people can understand! '...

In short, the second round of the European Champions Cup semi-final has not yet started, and the atmosphere has been fired to a completely heated level.

In the No.30 round of the Premier League, Burleigh let the main players play, and the main players must not be allowed to rest for too long, otherwise it will be okay once the body relaxes.If even the spirit is relaxed, it is almost like saying goodbye to this season completely.Messi completed a hat-trick very competitively in this game. In the 89th minute of the game, when Burleigh was already 2:0, Messi finally finished a one-stop, starting from the midfield to the penalty area, passing four people in a row, In the end, he shot hard against the goalkeeper.Hit the ball into the net.

This time, Messi finally rushed into Li Cha's arms.Hugged tightly with Li Cha.

Why did this happen?

In fact, it is very simple, because Laporta has done a very wicked thing, and Barcelona's campaign is about to begin. In order to attract votes, Laporta sent the Jorges, who were hated by the fans in the last game, to the La Masia, the club doesn't use them anymore.right.fired.Laporta doesn't want to do this, and he can't help it. Burleigh fans have been fighting too hard with Catalan fans recently. If the club keeps Messi's father, it is simply a way to kick themselves out of the shortlist the behavior of.Therefore, Laporta published the list of expelled Jorges on the official website, and immediately won a lot of praise in the reopened forum.

Li Cha would be overjoyed, the more sleepy you are, the more pillows you will send, it's so timely!

Argentina's Moulenstin Football School immediately hired Jorge with an annual salary of 17 pounds. He was responsible for one thing every day to take care of Messi in Burleigh, and the title given was "Messi Special Assistant".

Messi's eyes lit up when he saw his parents who suddenly appeared beside him. They didn't expect their parents to appear in Burleigh again, but this happened.

Jorge doesn't have any feelings for Burleigh, but Li Cha has already made it to the point where he doesn't show up and let Mullenstein Football School come out, what else can he say?This is to take care of my own son, not a lowly part-time job, what's wrong?Doesn't this mean that Li Cha gave them a sum of money every year so that Messian could play football without worrying about his family?

Messi kept Richard's kindness in his heart. This was the second debt he owed Richard after La Cueva.That's right, Lacuva has joined Burleigh, still as a youth coach, but his arrival has completely eliminated Messi's unfamiliarity with the entire environment. Messi has someone to chat with during the training interval, so there is no need I follow Alves' ass every day.Well, Alves and Thiago Silva are the closest people to Messi at the club, and of course Pepe can chat, but how can these be as close as La Cueva?

However, the media discovered a shocking secret from Messi's movements. They found that when Messi's life in Burleigh became more and more comfortable, the little guy seemed to always have a shy smile on his face, as if seeing No one is ashamed.After investigation, the media discovered a shocking secret. Messi did not go home at night, but stayed at the neighbor's house. After investigation the next day, the media reported the news that "Burley Wings fell in love" the next day .

When Li Cha was interviewed, he was not surprised to hear the news and replied: "Should I be surprised? Players are sometimes too excited to fall asleep after a game, and Burleigh does not allow players to go to nightclubs and drink. , Do we have to ban players from being with their girlfriends? Should Rooney be shot?" Rooney unfortunately lay down with the gun and was beaten all over his body.

Then Messi appeared in Richard's office: "Boss."

Li Cha was stunned for a moment and said, "What's wrong? Shouldn't you be training at this time?"

"I don't want to be Rooney."

Li Cha understands what Messi is talking about. He has a little girlfriend. Now that the English media has reported the news that Messi and his neighbor are in love, if it is reported that Messi has a girlfriend in South America, he will definitely Becoming the next Rooney, maybe worse than Rooney.This is called stepping on two boats.

"You are Messi, how can you be Rooney?" Li Cha continued to play dumb.

Macy is not someone who can hide secrets, and he told everything in Richard's office like pouring beans into a bamboo tube.

Li Cha immediately stood up and cursed: "Bastard! Look at what you have done! Do you know that you have always been a positive image cultivated by the Burleigh Club, and your image is not only your own, although Your endorsement fee club doesn't charge a single penny!"

Messi was scolded and bowed his head.He was a little used to it, Li Cha didn't open his mouth to scold him, at such a time he would feel abnormal, after all, it was him who was wrong.

"What's the matter?" Li Cha asked knowingly.

"Two months."

"Fortunately, it's not too serious. I immediately separated from this woman in England and said it was a misunderstanding. You just went to visit the neighbors after your parents arrived, and then you went home. The reporter didn't see it. I will deal with the rest. "

Macy stood opposite Li Cha, almost retracted her head into her cavity and said, "Boss, she is pregnant... for two months!"

"What? You're fast enough! You bastard!"

He has to scold Messi with a fatherly attitude to show his anger, which is tantamount to removing himself directly, which has nothing to do with me, I am surprised.I'm angry and I'm yelling at you.

"I'm sorry. I'm willing to accept the fine and suspension, but please keep me in training."

"You have a good idea! You are suspended and you let me come back in the second round of the semi-finals! Messi, let me tell you, you are sure that I can't do without you, you are sure that you are the most important player of the club, That's why you dare to make trouble like this!"

Messi seemed to feel very warm all at once.Although Li Cha was cursing, the feeling of being called the only core of the club made him very useful: "Boss..."

"Okay! Leave it to me!"

"I asked Muscardi to find that girl, and then gave her a sum of money. During the interview with the media, I said that you had broken up long ago. Messi. Listen to me, this is the first time, and it must be It's the last time, if you dare to do something next time...I..." Li Cha thought for a long time but didn't say anything harsh.

Messi left just like that, the whole thing fell into a review period, and the relationship between Messi and Li Cha also changed completely, from Messi hating Li Cha at the beginning, to the next two being strangers, and finally Messi for the fans Staying until today, Messi felt a special feeling for the first time. In fact, Li Cha is not bad, and it is good to retire in Burleigh.

Messi's reward for Richard was a hat-trick in the No.30 round of the league. At the same time, Messi and his agent found Richard at the same time. Messi was willing to give up the 1000 million annual salary of the Burleigh Prize chase and advance Burleigh's contract renewal. , the contract period is positioned at 5+1.

Li Cha completely tied Macy to death in Burleigh, Macy also lived a happy life of caring for his pregnant fiancée, and Burleigh's chariot was still moving forward, never going back.

In the fifth round of League No.30, after Sanchez scored the winning goal smartly, Burleigh won a key victory in the away game, that is to say, as long as they win the next game, the Premier League championship will be theirs, and Burleigh's opponent in the next game will unfortunately meet Klopp's Arsenal!

After Klopp's Arsenal signed in the winter, the state of the entire team has taken on a new look. In addition, he himself is no stranger to the tactics of passing and catching the ball, which makes Arsenal all the clubs in the Premier League. strange team.Klopp did not give up the familiar pass and catch, but instead integrated high-position pressure, siege and other defensive tactical configurations into his tactics. Arsenal are more at ease.

If the waist is hard, the waist can be straightened up. Such a team looks energetic. In addition, Kagawa Shinji is full of aura when Klopp uses him. He has become another Asian star in the Premier League after Park Ji-sung. , coupled with Ramsey becoming more free after Wenger left, Fabregas has become more and more mature, Arsenal's development can be said to have a bright future, and now what they need is time.As long as these saplings grow into strong trees, Arsenal will be able to restore the glory of 2003 again, and all Arsenal fans are waiting for this day to come.

Burleigh also started to get busy. Richard was constantly studying the overall tactics against Arsenal's tactics. As a result, on the court, the bodyguard threw Li Cha down directly, and the bodyguard who could speak English immediately roared: "Zhengnan 300 There are sniper rifles on the rice tree!"

bass!

The four bodyguards rushed out of Stanton Park with their pistols drawn. In the end, the reporter from The Sun was captured...

Li Cha got up from the ground and could only smile wryly. The first reaction of the group of blacks who retreated from the African battlefield when they saw the reflective spots was the sniper rifle. It has been less than a month since I came to England, and I am definitely not used to facing the top card of the paparazzi, and the final result can only be nothing.

The reporter was appeased by good words and good words, and they were given an exclusive news before they were all taken away. The reporter also knew that reporting the case in Burleigh would definitely be useless. When the Burleigh Police Station waited until the Burleigh Police Station started to file a case for investigation, maybe Richard would put The gun licenses of this group of black people were returned, so he took out a shocking scoop and left Stanton.Li Cha can only make up a lie to deceive his players. He can't say that a gaming company is watching them, and he can't say that the patrolling police everywhere in the player's residential area is his arrangement. He can only say that it's old Moji's nerves Allergies, the report of his own car accident affected the judgment of the old man, the old man thought that someone was going to kill him, so he sent the escort.The players roared with laughter at the end, and the matter ended hastily.

As a result, the Sun newspaper broke a mid-term report the next day that Terry will transfer to Burleigh at the highest price in history next season, worth as much as 7000 million pounds! ! ! ! (To be continued..)

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