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"This is Sky Sports, and I'm Martin. Here I have to report on Burleigh's follow-up after returning from Lyon, because this reflects Richard's gentlemanly demeanor, and it should be the first time that Richard has shown his gentlemanly demeanor. However, it is a pity that he met a group of Gauls who did not understand. As we all know, the unfair treatment of Burleigh in Lyon has become a topic of discussion throughout Europe, and everyone expects Lyon to come to Burleigh to meet How they were treated, so we began to follow up and report from the moment Leon got off the plane."

Immediately afterwards, a black luxury bus appeared in the picture. The whole body of the bus was pitch black, and the obese driver was interviewed by the reporter in front of the bus: "Well, I don't think we should take any revenge against Lyon. The recent 48 When I was young, Mr. Li Cha kept telling us the same sentence through the Le in the city, that is, you must never bite back after being bitten by a dog, so you see, we use the most luxurious buses to receive a large number of players..."

The screen turned and Martin continued: "The Burleigh club has shown its welcome to the French team with its most sincere hospitality. He did not retaliate...just..."

The picture changed again, and Palin appeared on the TV screen. He got off the bus angrily, and said to all the players: "We're going to be taxis. We don't need anyone's help!"

Afterwards, a convoy of taxis drove Lyon players out of the airport at the gate of the airport. At that moment, the reporter rushed into the bus and said to the driver, "What happened just now? Why do I see the French very dissatisfied?" [

"Oh... I can't understand the thinking of the French." The driver said with an aggrieved face: "God, they actually complained why Burleigh didn't arrange a helicopter for them at the airport and flew directly to the roof of the hotel... Can I say that Burleigh is a city still under construction, how can I squeeze out this completely unrealistic funding? What happened to my bus? Comfortable soft seats, entertainment on-board TV, and me as a human being Harmful and amiable fat man... Situ, Mr. Reporter, do you think we are not well treated?"

The reporter gritted his teeth and said, "They have already regarded themselves as Napoleon... Which hotel are they staying in? I want to record their scandals completely!"

"I can take you there, for free."

The screen returned to the live broadcast room, and Martin sat in front of the TV camera and said naively: "Helicopter? Fly directly to the roof of the hotel? Do you need to lay a red carpet on the roof of the hotel, and then find more than 1 beauties in three-point style waiting for you?" Good luck to you, damned Gauls!"

The picture changed again at this moment. In the camera, the team that had tried it appeared in the underground parking garage of a luxury hotel with the appearance of gold glass. After the reporter got off the bus, he saw the Lyon players from the underground garage. come out.At this moment, the reporter rushed into the underground parking garage and asked, "What happened? How did they go to the dilapidated hotel that is about to be demolished in Burleigh?"

The manager of the underground parking garage said: "No, it's not our problem, they had a conflict with the taxi driver."

The taxi driver walks into the frame and explains: "Oh, I really don't know what to say, I'm just a little slow in changing money, and they say I want to steal change for consumption, God, are the French idiots? I just asked After explaining, the group of guys rushed to the opposite side immediately, and shouted, 'There is no good person in Burleigh, we will never stay in the hotel they arranged, what's wrong?'."

The reporter was so angry that he was about to explode. He walked across the road angrily, and when he arrived at the small hotel opposite, the hotel owner was complaining non-stop: "This group of damned fellows, there are nearly 30 people who charge you 600 pounds. ?”

"My God, boss, why did you take out all the guns?"

As soon as the hotel owner saw that the person was a reporter, he immediately opened the painting box and said, "If I don't pull out my gun, my hotel will be smashed! Although this hotel will be demolished in a few days, here is my most beautiful place." I can give it to Burleigh Municipal Axe to develop and use it, but I must not let the French demolish it!"

"Why are you so angry?"

The hotel owner said: "Why am I not angry? A team of nearly 30 people stayed in my hotel, and I only charged them a total of 600 pounds. These guys even patted my table. Are the French so unreasonable?" Is it?"

The reporter said to the camera: "Guys, I don't think there is any need for this team to interview them anymore. I hate the Gauls just like Pele met Maradona. I don't even want to continue to follow up the report." …However, I will continue to work on the training tomorrow morning. This is the responsibility of an expatriate reporter. Let me explain here that Burleigh is an immigrant city. In this immigrant city with few resources, most people It’s an outsider, me, our photographer, we are all from different countries, but all we get in this city is respect. We can rent a house for free for the first month, and we can go to designated restaurants for free I can eat for a month, as long as the salary is paid and the money can be handed over, such a tolerant city is trampled by a group of French, I am very angry, very angry!"

The scene changed again, Martin stretched out a finger, pointed at the camera lens, trembling all over his body, he didn't say a word as if he had a stroke, and after a long time, the scene changed again.

Stanton Park, this is Burleigh's place of glory, Lyon players actually appeared in the black bus this time, and when they entered Stanton Park, the training ground was being sprinkled.

After a while, Li Cha went up to say hello very friendly, and then Palin took his own people to the equipment room for training. At this time, the reporter stayed outside to interview Li Cha: "Mr. After being treated unfairly, not only did you not retaliate against them, but you even treated them as friends from afar?"

Li Cha was silent for a while and said: "Uh, the thing is like this, I feel that anyone needs to be tolerant when getting along with anyone, and I am slowly learning to tolerate my feelings after being treated unfairly. Everyone should not experience it. I just want to make Burleigh fans happier on the court. For our fans, we must give Lyon every convenience. Only defeat the best and most physically fit players. Opponents, our fans will feel the strength of the club."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I have to tell the staff, because there is a problem with the circuit today, maybe the training in the city will be slightly disturbed..."

Martin said in the live broadcast room: "Hey, what a wonderful Li Cha, how could he meet such a group of guys..."[

When the screen was turned again, the Lyonians who were training in the equipment room appeared. These guys were swearing non-stop, every time they swear, English letters will be added on the screen, no matter how disgusting they swear, how much It's annoying, but the clear English subtitles still appear on the screen..."

Then, from the perspective of the bar, the power outage during Burleigh's equipment training began. At that moment, the people of Lyon seemed to be crazy and almost biting.

When the worker came in and told Palin that there was a problem with the circuit and needed to be repaired, Palin broke out completely. Since the TV station does not allow too much swearing, the beeps were connected on the spot. The basic sound effect is, beep, beep, beep beep Beep beep beep...

Martin is too damaged. Every time the swear words are muted, the corresponding text or international standard gestures will appear at the bottom of the screen. He used the perfect combination of words, gestures and voice to describe how crazy Palin was at that time.

Li Cha appeared in the camera, and Palin started yelling at Li Cha desperately. Li Cha kept silent and explained patiently. At this time, all the pictures were completely cut off...

Martin stood up on the show, opened his mouth and said: "This is the 'beep' nation, this is a 'beep beep' team, this group of people who have no 'beep beep beep' demeanor at all. Richard Their good intentions are in vain, what kind of stadium will they be lent to this kind of people? What kind of luxury hotel will they be allowed to live in? A bunch of shameless guys!"

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Palin's face was ashen. He was completely stupid in the hotel. Does this have anything to do with what happened to him after he came to Burleigh?How can Sky Sports turn black and white so irresponsibly? ? ! !

Ordinary people are the most indistinguishable group in human society. They choose to ignore the ability to distinguish, and prefer to listen to people talking nonsense about things that are impossible to happen. When they bring players to Burleigh, they have to face trembling challenges every day. Situation, how to do so insolently to the God of Burleigh!

When, when, when.

"Come in." Palin, who had just finished a day of training, ordered a bottle of red wine. He intended to relax, but when the waiter walked in and saw Palin's face...

"Aren't you?" The waiter seemed to be unable to remember.

One of Palin's fans who met him explained: "Lyon's head coach."

Snapped!

The red wine glass fell to the ground, and the waiter said: "Mr. Palin, this bottle of red wine is 120 pounds in total. I will pay for it for you, but I-he-damn-refuse to serve a villain! You go Complain to me from the hotel complaint department, goodbye!"

Perrin's face twisted together in an instant.

In the early morning of the next day, the bus arrived at the gate of the hotel. Just as Palin led the players out, he saw a number of Burleigh fans standing at the gate. At that moment, Palin stopped all the players and immediately took out his phone to call the police.Right at this moment... Puff... Puff...

Old Kewell stabbed the front tire of the bus with a knife, and then walked towards the rear tire more and more sinisterly as if he had killed someone... Puff... Puff... Puff...

The bus was completely paralyzed, and then the old Kewell stood there with a knife in his hand, and a police car drove slowly: "What are you doing!"

"Sr, my name is Kewell, I just deliberately damaged four tires of a car."

"Take it away!" The policeman threw Kewell into the car, and then yelled, "It's all gone!" [

The policeman walked into the hotel and said, "Did any of you get hurt?"

Perrin gritted his teeth and shook his head.

"That's good, otherwise some people will say that we Burleigh are treating the proud rooster of France badly..."

Well... Perrin wanted to kill, wanted to kill very much.

But he can't be angry, the training has to continue.

Walking out of the lobby of the hotel, the driver Stu shrugged in the car. The bus must be out of service. He turned his head and looked at the taxis waiting at the entrance of the hotel. The sign on the car turned over, from normal passenger loading to stop passenger loading...

Palin's best choice at this time is to prevent theft completely, and then go back upstairs, but Palin feels that he must at least lead Lyon to show the temperament of the French who will never admit defeat... Just like how Burleigh dared to practice in the suburbs, They also have to dare to enter Burleigh's training ground again.

"Bus!" Palin gritted his teeth and walked towards the bus stop after saying these words. There was a bus in front of the Burleigh Hotel. It's normal, but Burleigh didn't introduce the subway. If the subway was introduced, the subway station would also be located here.

Palin led people to wait at the bus stop. When the yellow bus appeared, the Lyon players stood up and prepared to get on the bus. Unexpectedly, the bus accelerated past the stop, just like Messi He rushed out like grabbing points in the penalty area.The other Burleigh people who were waiting for the bus spat fiercely on the side where the Lyon players were, and then walked to the taxi gathering point at the hotel. In an instant, all the taxis in Burleigh resumed operation...

Palin gritted his teeth silently, walked back to the hotel without saying a word.

After entering the room, he took out the phone and called the Lyon Club, and then said everything, and finally said: "Who-he-mother came to Burleigh to save us!"

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Hahahahaha...

On Burleigh's training ground, Boas described everything vividly like a clown, and all Burleigh players laughed.In the past, Li Cha never revealed these things to any of them on the court. Only when they were being bullied, Li Cha would present the result of the counterattack in front of them. This is Li Cha. lore.

Lyon has now become the target of public criticism throughout Europe. After Martin's program was broadcast, fb immediately reposted this episode, and then a large number of netizens began to attack Lyon frantically. People like "stinky shameless" directly pulled out the first collapse and then trial There will never be unjust, false and wrong cases, "human evolution is not complete", and other titles have been sent out one after another. The entire video has become the best weapon for Burleigh's counterattack, and fans throughout Europe have completely lost sight of it under the public opinion of the media. Factual skills have joined the navy camp in the crowd. It is said that Burleigh's official website was immediately paralyzed three hours after the show was broadcast, and their official website was sunk just by those posts dedicated to cursing people.

This is not over yet, the FA expressed a strong protest to Lyon. Countless fans wore jerseys of other teams outside Old Trafford and began to support Burleigh for the first time. Observe this unflattering lie on weekdays and scold Lyon. Of course, the major media have made a lot of money from the restless news, especially the "Times" took the opportunity to publish another The investigation, that is, whether Richard's counterattack gesture at the Gerland Stadium should be forgiven, and whether you will counterattack in the same way after you suffered all kinds of encounters in France.

After the superposition of the two incidents, 97% of the England fans chose that Richard should be forgiven, and 3% of the fans chose to give up.

Seeing that The Times had seized on the money-making opportunity, the Sun followed suit and kicked things off with another investigation the day before Burleigh and Lyon. For Richard to protest to UEFA, what is the method of protest, refuse to watch the UEFA Champions League broadcast on TV, go to the scene or watch the webcast on fb;

Thus, a question of concern was brought to the fore, was Li Cha's suspension wronged?After a person has suffered the humiliation of Burleigh in France, will he still have to bear the result of the suspension after returning to his country? Does this indicate the unfairness of UEFA itself?Why was Lyon not punished in any way?

A survey set up by the "Sun" to make money suddenly made UEFA busy, especially after this survey was reprinted by fb, new construction from all over the world is about to pile up UEFA, UEFA's The official website was declared paralyzed the day after Lyon's official website was paralyzed.

The FA, Belgium, and Portugal immediately stood up to protest to UEFA. They were also afraid that their team would be treated like this when they were playing in the Champions League, so Beckenbauer quickly fell into the trap of the entire European fans. 』Surrounded, everyone is expecting Beckenbauer to give an answer, at least give an answer in terms of the fairness of this matter, otherwise how will the future European teams suffer from unfair treatment in the European Champions Cup? ?

At this moment, Li Cha was sipping red wine in the office with the owner of The Sun, Martin of Space Sports, in Stanton Park. Li Cha smiled and said, "You have two mouths."

Martin laughed, the owner of the Sun newspaper listened to the beer belly and laughed on the sofa, the Burleigh players laughed with many coaches in Stanton Park, and the Lyon players and the head coach were nestled in the most luxurious hotel in Burleigh. Facing the cynicism of the people around them, they didn't know what to do. They felt that Burleigh was like hell, a hell ruled by the demon Richard, and the eerie atmosphere in hell had spread to the whole of Europe. (To be continued.

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