my name is ferguson

When a black car with no advertisements and superfluous graffiti appeared at Manchester Airport, it was like a huge coffin parked there. The Lyon players who came from afar, led by the head coach Alan Palin, had just walked out of the airport. Silly, these two buses are too chic, not to mention the whole body is black, except for the windshield, all Burleigh is black, this is not a car... It's a special train to hell.レsumeng Suimeng Novel Networkレ

The newly promoted French talent Benzema swallowed a mouthful of smear when he approached the car with his suitcase, turned his head and said to the older Toulalan, "Why do I feel so cautious?"

"Don't think about it too much. In order to prevent Richard's revenge, the club even refused the bus arranged by Burleigh in the hotel. We rented it from the Burleigh bus company...but I can't figure out why they would rent it to We have a..."

Palin rushed forward with one stride. Ever since Houllier broke up with Lyon because he offended the fans, Alan Palin became the coach of Lyon. Consecutive championships, but this has become the last glory.Alan Perrin, who transferred from Sochaux to Lyon, has a bad temper. When he saw this bus, he was obviously dissatisfied. After knowing that Richard wanted to yn his team, this dissatisfaction was even more uncontrollable. Che scolded directly: "What the hell is going on?!"

"Welcome to hell!" [

The obese bus driver turned his head and said this sentence with a sinister smile. The obvious Manchester accent spoke ordinary English so that no one could understand it, but the terrifying atmosphere was completely created.

"Do you believe that I will send you to hell first?" Palin said threateningly.He didn't really want to do anything, but he just felt that being bullied was a bit unbearable.

"Okay. That's great!" The fat bus driver stood up immediately, and his T-shirt with the Burleigh armband embroidered on him became the most obvious sign: "Come on, come and beat me, you bastards! As long as you If you dare to do something, I will report to the JNG immediately, and the JNG police will arrest you immediately. Your team members are all witnesses, and they all have to go to the JNG police station to spend the night. Even if your lawyers are top-notch, if you want to be released on bail, you have to go through diplomacy Ministry, the efficiency of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in England is not very good, if it takes three to five days and misses the r period of the game, UEFA will punish you at that time, which of you will bear it!"

Palin actually made a bus driver choke on his words, gritted his teeth and asked, "Who taught you this kind of rhetoric!"

"Hah, all the squares in Burleigh. Every day in the business district, the same ad is played, 'Just mess with the French, they don't dare to do it' and even explained the reason in detail, do you want me to show you? "

Bang, boom...

Palin gritted his teeth, and finally managed to hold back a sentence: "Everyone, take a taxi, we don't want to be such an unlucky bus!"

then.More than [-] taxis in the airport took the French football stars all the way to Burleigh, and the players of Lyon Club couldn't even sit on the bus, so they had to take a taxi to Burleigh...

In fact, Palin doesn't want to go to Burleigh at all. He prefers to stay in Manchester. At least in Manchester, he doesn't have to worry about who he is.But he couldn't do it if he didn't go, because there was only one official training base in Burleigh.This training base is still the top training ground in England, that is Stanton Park. It just so happens that the training ground that Burleigh arranged for them is Stanton Park. If not, where to train?Carrington?They are not obliged to help Lyon. Now is the fierce competition between Manchester United and Burleigh for the championship. Manchester United have 1 reasons to reject Lyon.Of course, they can also choose Manchester City's training base, but what is the current situation in Manchester City?On the verge of collapse across the board, it's too late for the whole team to train with peace of mind. Will they welcome Lyon, who came to England to play in the Champions League?This is simply impossible, Rehhagel is not a coach who is friendly to everyone, even if he and Richard are competitors.

Forced to do so, Palin could only lead the players towards Burleigh...at least there was a newly completed five-star luxury hotel there.

After the taxi entered the urban area, Palin and the others saw the signboard of a super luxury hotel. The name of the hotel was Burleigh Hotel. It looks as luxurious as it looks.

call!

Palin didn't breathe a sigh of relief until this moment. It was dark in the sky, and the players had to rest. If he appeared on the fork at this time, Palin didn't know what to do. He was not as quick as Richard.

At this moment, the taxi began to slow down gradually, until Palin was dumbfounded!

A few yellow signs blocked the road, and construction signs were placed on the empty streets...

"Mr. Driver, what is the situation?" Perrin asked quickly.

The taxi driver said, "Excuse me, sir, there is construction ahead, do you think you should get off here and walk over here, or take a detour?"

What a joke!

Do Lyon players dare to wander around the city of Burleigh in a suit with the Lyon crest? [

"It's okay, just make a detour."

The taxi driver immediately turned around. After the whole car turned around, it turned out from the other side of the convoy, and then the whole convoy began to turn around in a U shape.

Palin felt more and more that something was wrong. The good road was not broken, and he didn't see any construction equipment or machinery, not even a worker. How could construction be done?Can you turn the ground up by looking at it with your eyes?

At this moment, Perrin gave the driver a sideways glance. The driver was very calm, showing no signs of wrongdoing.

Palin doubted his own judgment, you can't rely on good people, can you?

So the taxi made a big circle, and half an hour later, Burleigh, a local tycoon and golden, finally appeared in front of Palin's eyes, and the sun was already setting.

呲!

The taxi driver quickly slammed on the brakes after entering a street, and Palin also noticed something strange ahead. Just in front of a supermarket, a group of people stopped there to argue, and the jng police had already blocked the jng cordon...

"Sir. Please take a detour. The crew is filming. The road has been closed."

what!

Palin jumped up immediately, what a joke, it's getting dark!

In Europe, filming is a very cumbersome process, especially for this kind of street scene, which is very troublesome.Europe respects personal privacy more, so when filming.All the pedestrians on the street that appear on the TV screen are all extras.This may sound unbelievable, but it is actually quite normal. It has always been the case in a country that respects privacy. What if a pedestrian is photographed shopping with the mistress during filming?

So only one detour driver asked the same question as before, and the team slowly turned around again...

An hour passed, and Palin's back was already hurting from sitting in the car.The taxi finally appeared...opposite to the Tuhao Jin five-star hotel!

Just across from this rich gold five-star hotel, a hotel with about three floors had a brand-new signboard. When Palin got off the taxi, he was a little dazed: "Mr. Driver, why don't you directly Access to underground parking? We can add some money."

Seeing the Tyrant Gold Hotel right in front of him, Palin had to think about his players. You must know that the fans in the city of Burleigh hated Lyon to death.It is very likely that something happened while crossing the road.

"How many?"

"10 pounds!"

The driver said: "Stingy Frenchman, get in the car!"

The convoy turned around again and entered the underground parking lot of the Tuhaojin Building, but just after entering the underground parking lot, the convoy was stopped by the administrator and security: "Stop. Stop!"

Palin poked his head out of the car and said, "We have reserved a room, why are we not allowed to enter?"

"I'm sorry, sir. Due to the large-scale reconstruction of the city, the water supply of the Burleigh Hotel was cut off, so it will be closed for a week for rectification. I have sent back an apology letter to all the reservation staff this morning. Didn't you receive it?" [

"Damn it, I've been flying around Manchester for hours from the damn plane, how do I know what's going on?"

"Uh, this French gentleman, I can understand your English even though it has a French accent, and I think you should have something called a mobile phone with you. Your company or family members have received an apology letter I'll call you later to tell you what happened, beep...Mr. France, can you understand what I'm saying?"

Perrin wanted to push the administrator and the security guard to the ground, turn himself into a zombie, and bite them to death one by one, even if he did this, he couldn't understand his anger!

I'm from the countryside?Haven't even seen a cell phone?Beep, beep, beep, sir!

Anger turned into anger, he didn't dare to do anything in Manchester, Palin suppressed his anger and took out his phone only to find out that it wasn't turned on, and got into an argument with the bus driver before getting off the plane before turning it on, and then accidents happened one after another in the taxi I actually forgot to turn it on...

At this moment, Junior Juninho at the back of the team ran over, took the phone and said: "Coach, the club called me just now, er, saying that Burleigh notified the club of the hotel change this afternoon, but the club followed our plan. When I called you during the flight time, you kept turning off your phone, so you called me..."

"Tell me the result!" Perrin was almost annoyed.

"It turned out that the Burleigh Club changed the hotel for us and called it the Conde Hotel."

The taxi driver smiled and said, "It's across the road, a three-story building, remember? But there's no underground parking lot there..."

Perrin's company was completely green.

……

After a lot of trouble, Palin finally came to this hotel. This small hotel can't even compare to the Express Inn in France, but it is better than that with complete facilities, showers, a few things, and the Internet.

"This hotel does not accept credit. Do you pay in cash or by card?"

After Palin risked his life and came to this hotel through the Burleigh neighborhood in the evening rush hour, the hotel owner said this very kindly...

Palin now wants to say to the taxi driver just now, 'Who said the French are cheap?Richard is [-] times more stingy than the French! '!

"Swipe the card, how much!"

"£600."

Palin looked back and saw that he had spent 600 million pounds for one ticket and thought it was worth it. Including the team doctor, a total of nearly 30 people came to Lyon, 30 people, 600 pounds. At £20 a room, this is probably the worst hotel in Burleigh.

"Please enter the password."

Perrin entered the password without looking at it.After the second input, a deduction text message came up on the mobile phone. The message probably means that the transfer has been completed and 16800 pounds have been deducted...

Palin is going crazy, he's going completely crazy! ! !

"Why so much money! Isn't it £600?"

The hotel owner stared at him and said: "One person, 600, agree. This store will not refund, if you have any comments, please go directly to the legal process to appeal..."

bump!

Perrin slammed his fist hard on the bar table. The boss was very smart, and immediately took out a regular rifle from under the table, loaded it with a click, and shouted at everyone with the huge muzzle: "What are you going to do? !!!”

Hmm ... um ... when the dog's furious sound spreads in Palin's nasal cavity.Palin yelled, "Give me the key, I'm going to sleep!"

……

Perrin found that this was the most difficult day he had ever had. He had never realized that so much pain awaited him in life.

The hotel costs 600 yuan a day for one person, does not provide hot water, uses dirty toilets, and the most annoying thing is.The room next to Palin was filled with the sound of 'babbling' that can only be watched on premium channels almost all the time. Palin didn't close his eyes the whole night, and the sound rang next door to Palin all night.

In the early morning, Palin secretly woke up the coaching staff, and very cautiously asked people to go out and buy breakfast for the players to finish eating.A coffin-like bus appeared in front of the hotel. The driver said with an attitude that could make someone kick him to death immediately: "You have rented these two cars for three days. I will take you to the training ground until the end of the game. You don't have to. Sit down, but I have to come, this is my professional ethics. If you don’t accept it, hit me! The Burleigh Club has hired a lawyer for me. As long as you dare to move, I will sue you for the second half of the Ligue [-] season. I can’t even play the game!” The bus driver was so excited that he just missed it, but it doesn’t matter, Palin can’t carry monitoring equipment every day.

This time Palin is not hypocritical, and he can't afford to be hypocritical. As the head coach of the club, when there is a mistake in the hotel contact, it is not wrong for him to advance the hotel fee, but the players didn't talk about it at breakfast. The aftermath of offending Richard, and offending Richard, the chief planner of not allowing Burleigh players to have enough physical fitness is this Alan Palin, who gave Lyon's sports director an idea on the sidelines of the training ground.

After spending money and worrying about it, Palin also ended up being a bad person. Who would not vomit blood on the spot after this incident?

Simply, Palin doesn't care, I don't care, can I?

Palin was the first to get on the bus, sulking in the car, the coach has done that, what can the players say?Get in the car directly.

The bus driver ridiculed and cursed all the way, and the angry Lyon players simply put on their earphones. If this was in France, someone would have done it already, but they dared not do it in Burleigh.

In Stanton Park, Burleigh players are also entering the club one after another. It is now 66:8 in the morning. Burleigh players are used to arriving at the training ground in advance, and then carry out equipment training. After the equipment training is over and the warm-up is completed, continue Do other training.

So, the only thing a group of Lyon players could do was to warm up by jogging on the turf of Stanton Park. Now the turf maintenance workers are spraying water. They can't rush in against the water, can they?And Burleigh only has one equipment room, which is now being used by Burleigh players. You, an outsider, rush in and drive them out?

Li Cha was standing by the side of the field, watching a group of Lyon players jogging by the side of the field, those who didn't know thought that Li Cha was the head coach of Lyon!

When the Burleigh players came out, the watering on the field stopped, and the Burleigh players entered the field directly, and then started jogging with the ball and passing rhythm training.

Li Cha walked to Palin's side and said, "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long, why don't you let your players go to the equipment room for training first? After all, they also need to warm up."

No matter how friendly Li Cha is, no one can fault him. He not only apologized to you, but also asked you to train in the equipment room. Isn't that okay?

"Thank you very much." Palin almost gritted his teeth and said these words, and then led the players into the equipment room.

Along the way, the Lyon players cursed and said something in French, but Palin stopped them all with a roar.After all, this is someone else's territory, if this guy Li Cha tries to do something bad, who can stand it among you brats?

Enter the instrument room.The Lyon players finally found a private space that belonged to them. All kinds of dissatisfaction with the Burleigh club broke out frequently. Benzema even complained while running on the treadmill...

hum...

The sound of a power outage appeared just as Benzema complained, all the electronic displays on the treadmill disappeared, and the equipment room unexpectedly had a power outage at this time!

"Li Cha, what the hell are you doing!!!"

Finally, Perrin couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a frenzied roar in the equipment room.

At this moment, several electricians in overalls came in: "I'm sorry, everyone. There is something wrong with the circuit and needs to be repaired. Please wait outside the door."

"What the hell am I waiting for!" Palin's uncontrollable anger finally spewed out, like a lion rushing out to find Li Cha's theory.

"I don't know what your mother is waiting for, but I think that if someone in the European football world wants to use yn to recruit yn Burleigh, they have to think about whether they will be punished. Feng Shui turns."

Li Cha appeared, standing at the door of the equipment room.

"Richard, is this how you British people treat guests?" Perrin felt ashamed when he saw that Li Cha was half shorter.

Richard said: "Burley has played against many European giants. Have you heard of whom Burleigh treated harshly? Why did you become victims after we were in danger? Urban reconstruction, water supply problems. It's me, Richard The water supply is cut off? There is something wrong with the electrical circuit, and the workers need to repair it. Is there something wrong with the British hospitality? Is there any reason in this world?"

After saying this, Li Cha turned around and said, "So what if I'm the one who made trouble! I've already been suspended, go and complain to me!"

"I'll also tell you. Burleigh fans have 1 legitimate reasons to make you go back to the bus after leaving Stanton Park. You can't buy a slice of bread at mealtime. After walking dozens of miles, I finally returned to the hotel and found The hotel is closed and closed, and you can’t even buy a bottle of water! The fans here will not let you sleep, will not let you have no training ground, and will not gather together to compete with you for being dirtier , but they can make it difficult for you to live in Burleigh for a day, flee this city immediately, Perrin, all Lyonians, can you believe it!"

Li Cha turned his head and asked the electrician to leave and said, "I don't need to say anything, I don't need to do anything, and you will be completely cornered!"

hum...

Within 2 minutes of the electrician leaving, the power in the instrument room was restored.

"But I don't bother to do that! Everything you have experienced is just to make you suffer, otherwise, you don't even know how you died."

"Oh, by the way, starting today, you can live in the Burleigh Hotel. The entire 14th floor of luxury housing belongs to you. You will have the best food and the best red wine. The top training ground in England is 12:00-14:00,16 every day, and 00:18-00:[-] is your training time. I really want to see if you can stay in such a good hotel. Can't eat such good food, can you practice your tactics in such a good training ground, will you remember the scene when Burleigh was forced into the wild by you for training? Will you remember that we were in the hotel? The situation where you can’t even fall asleep... Uh, I almost forgot to tell you that the moment you walked out of the airport, people from Sky Sports have been filming. This will be a special program. Of course, this part is not in Within the tracking range."

In the deepest part of the equipment room, behind the most hidden bar, a man watched the camera and stood up. This bar is where the players drink when they are tired, that is to say...

Li Cha waved at the camera very friendly at the moment, put his arm around Palin's shoulder and gave a thumbs up and said: "This is our way of hospitality." That's an atmosphere! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qn) to vote and monthly pass. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to mqn to read.)

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