my name is ferguson

To advance to the semi-finals of the UEFA Champions League, this is something that Burleigh, a small city, can't even think about. However, this incident allowed Richard to do it, which directly ignited the entire city of Burleigh. That night, almost Burleigh All the wine is full, and every wine fan is celebrating their team's promotion.

On the second day, Burleigh held a national press conference in the name of the club. However, this press conference was very strange, so strange that people couldn't believe it.Li Cha held this press conference. It can be seen from the fact that the media has not yet entered the press conference site. This press conference is definitely not just for the celebration of the whole world!

Two security guards with special equipment stood at the entrance of the press conference hall in Burleigh. They stood at the entrance and searched the reporters one by one... Any reporter with any electronic equipment was not allowed to enter!

I am afraid this is the weirdest press conference in history. So far, even the national press conference held by the Prime Minister of England has not searched the reporters!

But the media still complied, because this in itself was a big gimmick, and all laws, regulations, and human rights were left behind by them. Just think about it, and use the title of "Press Conference for Li Cha to Advance to the Champions League Final Four" How many copies of the newspaper can be sold?

This is a real sale!

As a result, many reporters obediently handed over their mobile phones, recording equipment, and video recorders to the guards at the gate, and the media waited outside the press conference with only paper and pens.Yes, even if the electronic equipment is handed over, it is still not allowed to enter the venue!

"The Times reporter, please come in."

After hearing what Burleigh press officer Charlotte said after walking out of the press conference, the reporters were all stupid. How can the press conference be held like this?Called in one by one like an exclusive interview?Why not go in all at once?

When they arrived at Li Cha's territory, they had to abide by Li Cha's rules, which was deeply imprinted in their hearts, otherwise they would completely lose this extremely valuable interview, thinking about how such a big gimmick would be if they didn't enter the door.If there is an exclusive interview with Li Cha, what news may be revealed this time!

The Times reporter entered the press conference site, and he saw Li Cha sitting there alone.

"Mr. Li Cha, may I ask why the Burleigh Club is going to announce something so solemn?" The reporter asked directly. He didn't know how long everyone had been, if he didn't ask the question early.Wouldn't it be a big loss to be announced that the interview time is over before the key points are asked?

Li Cha saw that the Times reporter was below, and said very seriously: "I just want to share the joy of Burleigh with you, and I also want to reveal a secret. I want to choose a media to reveal this secret, because I don't want to let Other media use this matter to hype, I want to choose a media that reports pragmatically."

"What secret?"

The Times reporter immediately found a seat and sat down, picked up a pen and paper, and planned to record.

Li Cha said mysteriously: "Actually, Burleigh has no transfer funds for next season... Burleigh will not have any signings next season, relying on the current lineup to continue to fight for the Premier League championship." Speaking of this, Li Cha suddenly reacted Come over and say: "God. How did I tell you!"

The Times reporter laughed. This is like playing cards with a few acquaintances. If you suddenly ask the opponent's hole cards, the opponent will probably tell you directly without any precautions. This is a conversation skill. Obviously, Richard be cheated.Meanwhile, the Times reporter was shocked!His eyes widened.Thinking, is what Li Cha said true?The reason why Burleigh has just entered the Premier League has a certain degree of competitiveness.It is entirely the result of Burleigh's boss being willing to spend money and through large-scale signings. Look at the performance of Burleigh's midfielder Sneijder and Quaresma, as well as Messi and Yaya Toure. Almost a guarantee of Burleigh offense and defense!

If Burleigh gives up signings next season, it means that Burleigh's strength can at most be maintained at the same level as it is now...

"Mr. Li Cha..."

Charlotte said with a cold face: "I'm sorry, the interview time is up, and everyone can only ask one question today."

Knew it would be like this!

The Times reporter shook his head and expressed his helplessness.Take a notebook with just one question.

When he walked to the door, Li Cha suddenly said: "Mr. Reporter, although I only give you time to ask a question, I promise, it must be an exclusive news. I will not tell anyone about Burleigh's next season." No player's secrets will be introduced, please rest assured."

After the Times reporter walked out, Charlotte reappeared at the door.

This time, all the media people were eager to try, because they saw a little bit of disappointment on the faces of the Times reporter, which showed that the real big news had not been dug out, otherwise it should definitely not be this expression!

"Sun newspaper reporters, please enter."

A reporter from The Sun entered the press conference, and Li Cha said directly: "Mr. Reporter, the purpose of my press conference this time is very simple. I just want everyone to share the joy of Burleigh's promotion to the semi-finals of the Champions League." At this, he suddenly paused, hesitantly waited for five seconds before continuing: "In addition, I would like to reveal Burleigh's signing plan. Next season, we will acquire the players who performed well in Inter Milan. Excellent Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Swede will become Burleigh’s biggest signing and will directly become the Premier League’s standard king. Burleigh intends to offer Ibrahimovic at the same price as Real Madrid bought Zidane. He is worth the price !"

Oh, God! ! !

The reporter of the Sun newspaper quickly took out a pen and paper to record. This big secret was revealed. Why are the reporters of the Times newspaper still not satisfied?What else do they want to know?

After finishing the recording, the reporter of The Sun asked: "Mr. Richard, are you sure you want to offer 6500 million euros to Inter Milan to buy Ibrahimovic?"

Li Cha nodded formally and said, "Of course!"

"Mr. Li Cha..."

Charlotte interjected immediately: "Mr. Reporter, each person can only ask one question. However, we guarantee that this must be exclusive information."

The Sun newspaper reporter wanted to give himself a mouthful, and he actually wasted his own question with such a question.But he didn't blame Charlotte for not saying it earlier, he was already satisfied, and I'm afraid this would become the most explosive news in Europe!He knew why the Times reporter left dissatisfied, because he didn't get the scoop at all!

puff...

After the reporter left.Charlotte laughed, and said to Li Cha: "Honey, I really can't help it..."

"Hush!" Li Cha put his hand on his lips and waved his hand with a smile, which meant to let Charlotte continue.

Charlotte tidied up her face covered with smiles, walked to the door of the press conference and said, "Mirror reporter, please come in."

After Li Cha saw the reporter from the Mirror enter.I also said the same thing to let everyone share the joy, and then continued to break the news: "Next season, we will buy Chelsea's captain, Chelsea's defender, Terry!!"

The Mirror reporter was still a bit hesitant. Anyway, Chelsea is also a very strong team. It is unimaginably difficult for Burleigh to buy Terry: "I have already reached an agreement with Mr. Abramovich to buy him with the highest price in the history of a central defender, £4800 million. Terry." Hearing Richard's addition, the Mirror reporter no longer doubted it.Grant's dominance over Chelsea is definitely not as great as Mourinho's. This season's Premier League title is hopeless, and the Champions League has stopped in the quarter-finals. This will allow Grant to dismiss get out of class directly at the end of the season. Therefore, this will be the best for Burleigh to eat Terry. opportunity.What's more, this is a 4800 million offer that no one can refuse. I am afraid that this offer will be signed immediately as soon as it is placed on Abramovich's table. The current economic environment is not very good.Any boss will not let go of the opportunity to use players to make money now, they are all afraid that the value of players will shrink sharply after the financial crisis comes!

"This is exclusive news. Mr. Reporter!" Li Cha blinked his eyes and sent the Mirror reporter out.

Charlotte then brought in the reporter from the Daily Mail, and Richard naturally continued to break the news: "Everyone knows that Richard Ferguson is a rich man. In order to celebrate Burleigh's entry into the semi-finals of the Champions League, we will buy Kaka next season. !"

AC Milan is also very embarrassed now, after Ancelotti quit Manchester City.Assistant coach Tassotti was appointed as the firefighting coach. The league was a mess, and he couldn't even squeeze into the top four. If it wasn't for the semi-finals in the Champions League, there is still hope for the championship.I'm afraid he was fired halfway.AC Milan in this state is disappointing, maybe this is the opportunity for Kaka to leave: "7000 million! We will offer 7000 million to AC Milan!"

This time he believed it, because Li Cha was absolutely willing to spend money on Burleigh! ! !

Immediately afterwards, every reporter walked out of the press conference hall in a sneaky manner, because each of them was holding the 'exclusive news' in their hands.

This is a secret. This is a secret that cannot be said. Li Cha has never broken his promise to reporters once. If this thing is reported in advance, it will definitely shock the entire European football world!

More than two hours passed, and almost everyone in the media in England left excitedly with 'exclusive' news.

The moment everyone left, there was a burst of cheerful laughter at the press conference!

Vermaelen came out from behind the hidden stereo with a dv, and he recorded everything that happened just now.

"Is it cool this time? Thomas?" Li Cha looked at Vermaelen and said, "Hurry up and edit the video tape, and we will silence the media by then!"

Vermaelen knew that the boss would not let him suffer in vain, and that this hatred would be avenged one day!Now that the opportunity came, Vermaelen hid the dv and walked out. He went directly to the professional studio that Li Cha helped him contact. It is said that this studio has done post-editing work for many TV dramas.

The next day, the entire English media was in total chaos!

Even the fans don't know which newspaper they should buy!

"Richard broke the news that Burleigh will not have any signings next season! "

"Burle has won Ibrahimovic, the shocking price is 6500 million euros! "

"The Burleigh transfer department negotiated the transfer of Terry, and Abramovich personally promised that Terry will leave the team soon! "

"Kaka is about to wear the Burleigh white jersey, AC Milan loses the top star after losing the coach, the only winner--Burleigh! "

"Raul betrayed the Bernabeu, still wearing a white jersey, the new boss is Burleigh! "

"Ronaldinho declined Burleigh as a last resort, and he must vote this summer!" "

The fans are all stupid, so what if this group of reporters are all stupid?It even released the news that Burleigh is about to acquire the world's top stars!

In London, Chelsea fans were going crazy when they saw the news that John Terry was sold. They rushed into the wine that had just opened with newspapers in their hands.At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, after the number of people in the wine gradually increased, the fans became more and more enthusiastic under the urging of alcohol, and even drove out of the wine in groups and rushed to the club's training base.

"Keep Terry! Terry is the only youth player trained by Chelsea!!!"

"Don't sell Terry!!!"

Chelsea head coach Grant immediately walked out and explained loudly: "Calm down everyone, Chelsea will not sell Terry. Burleigh never made any offer. The news about selling Terry is fake news. I saw it this morning. When it comes to the news, I deliberately talked to Mr. Abu on the phone!"

Been tricked?

The fans, whose minds were filled with alcohol, glanced at each other and walked towards the Mirror headquarters tacitly. When they passed by a roadside stand, they each bought a bottle of soda.

Snapped!

After the first soda bottle at the gate of the Mirror was smashed, countless soda bottles were thrown out by Burleigh fans, and the gate of the Mirror was suddenly covered with shattered glass shards.

The editor-in-chief of the Mirror newspaper arrived before the police arrived, and this time the fans were the first to call the police: "Mr. Police, all of us Chelsea fans will collectively sue the Mirror for maliciously fabricating fake news to deceive newspaper buyers. We just went to the Chelsea club to check. Well, there is no rumor that the club wants to sell Terry at all, but if you look at the newspaper this morning, these guys have gone crazy to lick the soles of Richard's shoes, and they sold Terry without authorization!"

The policeman rolled his eyes, and so did this group of media people. Who is not good at messing with you but the fans?

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Not only the Mirror, but the Sun is also not feeling well.The news they reported that Ibrahimovic was about to be sold quickly spread to Italy, forcing Moratti to personally hold a press conference to clarify the matter in order to appease the angry fans.At the same time, Moratti, who was about to go mad, directly filed a lawsuit in the Italian court. They wanted to fight an international lawsuit with The Sun, accusing the Sun of reporting false news!

Moratti filed this lawsuit not only for anger, but also for the fans, who have already stood angrily at their door and scolded their mothers!

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AC Milan also held a press conference by Galliani to publicly accuse the English media.This report almost caused AC Milan's training base to be destroyed by fans!

Kaka is now in full swing in AC Milan, and even AC Milan has become the only true god after Ancelotti and Shevchenko left. Selling Kaka at this time does not mean that all AC Milan fans will switch channels on match days Watch the game next door (Inter Milan)?

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The president of Real Madrid, who was insulted by Vermaelen, also publicly expressed his anger. They declared that Raul was their own banner and would definitely retire wearing a Real Madrid jersey.

At the same time, Raul once again expressed his loyalty to the club through a press conference.He said that as long as the club needs him, he will never leave.

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Barcelona's Laporta chose not to answer anything, because Barcelona and Burleigh have a very good cooperative relationship, and their current top killer Di Natale is from Burleigh.However, Ronaldinho stood up and clarified the matter again: "I am very grateful to Mr. Richard for his love for me, but please forgive me for not being able to take off the Barcelona jersey. Here are my best memories. "

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In the end, Li Cha stepped forward to finish the show. He accepted an exclusive interview on Sky Sports and personally brought a video.

"Mr. Richard, may I ask why you frequently release fake news?" Martin of Sky Sports deliberately looked at the camera when he asked this sentence, saying that he didn't believe it at all, because Burleigh didn't eat these top stars. It's not that Burleigh can't afford the money, but Burleigh's status in today's football makes these top stars not choose Burleigh.

Li Cha shook his head and said: "These are not true. You know that sometimes what you mean will be misinterpreted by the media, and they will do anything for the sake of sales. Do you still remember when Vermaelen shoveled Owen? Vermaelen Described as a devil, almost, almost chose to leave Burleigh!"

"Now, they started to bully me again...Martin, you should have heard that I have rehabilitated? I once blew up my own scandals and almost sent myself to prison! How could I release so many fake news? Offending the top giants in Europe? Maybe I should thank the media for not saying that I am going to dig Schweinsteiger, otherwise I would probably offend Mr. Beckenbauer."

Li Cha also looked at the camera and said: "Here, I have to clarify that everything you see is not true, those news are all fabricated by the media!"

"I have a videotape here, recording all the situations when I held a press conference, from the reporter entering the door to leaving, the whole process is recorded, please help me distinguish."

The video tape began to be broadcast on Martin's program, and the Times reporter who was the first to enter the press conference appeared in everyone's eyes, and then everything Richard said was reproduced, because there was no need for any editing at all.

Afterwards, the reporter from the Sun newspaper, and what Richard said about 'sharing the joy' was played, followed by the disappointed application of the reporter from the Sun newspaper... This disappointing application should have been the reporter from the Sun newspaper blaming himself for mishearing the question. , but now it has become the best proof that there is no hype material!And all the buying words that Li Cha said disappeared!

Reporters from the Mirror and the Daily Mail appeared on the screen one after another. There was not a single word about who Burleigh would buy, and there was no trace of editing in the screen, as if it was shot with a long shot at once!

Martin testified for Li Cha and said: "Anyway, I didn't hear Li Cha's plan to buy people. On the contrary, he said that Burleigh did not plan to introduce any players this season... What do you think about this matter in front of the TV?" How do you see it? Please edit the text message to the address at the bottom of the screen, and you can also ask Mr. Li Cha a question, and we will immediately select questions and ask Mr. Li Cha directly in the program."

After Martin finished speaking, he saw the director's gesture. During this period of time, Martin's program ranked first in the ratings of the country, and the live broadcast rate ranked first in Europe! ! !

This is an almost crazy achievement, even Kirsty, who was entangled with Richard back then, has never achieved such an achievement!

"Mr. Li Cha, I will once again criticize the unscrupulous media on your behalf, but I also want to ask, why Burleigh doesn't plan to sign players next season?" He must hug Li Cha's big thick legs tightly, which guarantees the ratings Goldfinger!

Richard responded: "The general environment is not good. You also know that the current European economy has been impacted. It is very likely..."

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All the media people are crazy, Li Cha is not serious about the account! ! !

Who will resist this thunder? (To be continued..)

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