my name is ferguson

England has a special place in football and English football... is special.To put it simply, this country with the full name of "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" is composed of regions collectively known as the British Four Islands, and this federal country has four football associations of England, Wales, Northern Ireland, and Scotland, and has teams that can play football. The four national-level teams participating here... I am afraid that no country in this world has such rights and status, and it will not be possible in the future.

In Stanton Park, Li Cha laid out his tactics calmly, and he began to practice the attacking lineup, which is the improved version of 433.

Burleigh's defense 442 and 433 were completed in a holiday. It will naturally take time to train the improved version of the storm 433, but now Burleigh does not have to worry about time at all. Just an hour ago, the FA helped them solve this problem.

"Boss, the FA's punishment has come down." Allen sighed helplessly with a sunny to cloudy face.

Li Cha glanced at him, quietly waited for the next sentence, and did not speak.

"The FA has decided that Burleigh will be suspended for three rounds, starting from the first round of the Carabao Cup, and each player will be fined [-] pounds. Burleigh needs to hold a press conference and apologize publicly to the fans of Cheltenham. .”

Li Cha nodded. This kind of punishment is already very partial to Burleigh. Now that the first round of the league has just passed, if this penalty is not suspended for three rounds but 9 points, Burleigh will have to play every next game. , and the points won can only be used to repay the debt. The players have paid for their physical strength but will not be rewarded, and it will be worthless in case of injury.Logically speaking, the FA should not forgive Burleigh so easily. Cantona's kick directly ruined his season...

Beside the training ground, Charlotte walked over with her waist like a snake, and only opened her mouth when she reached Li Cha's side, "The old man's phone..."

Li Cha didn't understand and asked: "Whose old man..."

"..." Charlotte was choked and couldn't say a word.

Only then did Li Cha wake up instantly: "Old man!!!"

Hurrying back to his office, Li Cha saw the phone lying flat, and he dared to assure him that once the call was answered, it would definitely sound like a hair dryer.

"Hey……"

"Are all your players crazy? Are you crazy? Have you ever seen a team that dared to give the middle finger to the visiting fans in an away game? Do you have discipline on your team? You bloody bastard can't Let me stay in peace for a minute? Why do I have such a son who even finds me something to do during his nap time!"

After a long time, there was no sound from the other end of the phone. The old gentleman sitting in Carrington was a little stunned. How could his son who dared to talk to him be so quiet?Did he know he was wrong?

To say that my son is still very talented, at least the record of seven consecutive victories is impressive. The scouts who were sent out reported that this Burleigh team now has a soul, and the strong counterattack seems to be buried in the A memory that will never be forgotten in the depths of the soul.What is the hardest thing for a team to own?It is the soul!

"Don't be silent. A man will always be on the balance of making mistakes and correcting. This time should let you learn something... By the way, Li Cha, I have some questions for you. Nice guys, I heard you fired all your scouts, how did you get them? Through whom? Your Uncle Martin is too busy, we need more good scouts, can you get that scout out Give me your contact information? Also, those little guys must not be sold immediately after they have achieved decent results at the end of the season. They can be sold for a good price after raising them for a few years. If their growth rate is amazing, Manchester United may Thinking about acquiring some of them... Hey, Richard? Still listening?"

Sir Sir asked suspiciously on the other end of the phone.

Suddenly, a woman's soft voice came from the phone: "Sir Ferguson? Mr. Chairman, if you're done spraying, let me ask if you have anything to do. I can convey it to you..."

At this moment, shouts came from the open window: "Nasri, are you blind! Open space! You are an attacking midfielder, you must see the open space immediately!"

bump... beep...

Charlotte was baffled while holding the phone. Could it be that she didn't even have the qualifications to have a word with Sir Alex Ferguson?Why did the other party hang up the phone as soon as they heard his voice?

……

On August NO.15, reporters from major newspapers, networks, TV stations, and magazines in England gathered in Burleigh. Here, the chairman of Burleigh initiated the first press conference after the team was relegated to the third division. The reason for the press conference was to apologize to the fans of Cheltenham.

Reporters from several major newspapers who had been teased once again appeared again. The media giants such as the Mirror, The Sun, and The Times would naturally not let the news go. The BBC even sent someone to record the press conference, planning to Do a feature on the evening sports column about ethics on the field.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Burleigh ended the training early for the first time. Li Cha led the entire coaching staff and all first-team members to appear at the press conference. At this press conference, only Li Cha sat down alone, and the rest They all stood behind him.

"Gentlemen...First of all, let me say that all this was my idea..."

click, click...

Countless flashing lights bloomed dazzlingly at this moment, and the reporters began to frantically record everything the club chairman Li Cha said just now!

Ashley Young's eyes widened and he wanted to explain. He didn't expect that his fault would be taken down by the boss, but the tingling pain from his thigh made him shut up completely. Where did the boss's hand squeeze hard, Then a 'shut up' instruction was made under the table.

"It is me who should apologize to Cheltenham, not my players, not my manager, not the club, just me. After the threat letter, I couldn't control my emotions. It was me who, apart from being angry, told the players that if they scored the first goal, they would give all the fans a middle finger and tell them that Burleigh is not easy to bully. "

Li Cha stood up, facing the bbc camera, and bowed slowly: "Cheltenham fans, I, Richard Ferguson, sincerely apologize. My players were extremely resistant when receiving instructions, but because I am The identity of the team chairman made this choice...I'm sorry. Our fans should have done all this, our fans of Burleigh! But after Burleigh was relegated to the second division and the boss was changed, Burleigh's Fans seem to disappear, we have lost our strongest backing...Friendly match, just over 1000 people turned up, leaving our Gigg Lane stand [-] out of [-] empty, opener away, sorry Cheltenham fans In the team, I didn't even see Burleigh's jersey! I don't know how Burleigh offended the fans and why?"

hum!

The reporter team immediately exploded. They knew that there was a special chairman in Burleigh, but they didn't expect it to be so special.

BBC reporters immediately raised their hands to ask questions, and the Burleigh Club, which doesn't even have a press officer, naturally let Richard choose who to ask questions: "BBC."

After these three letters were spoken, the BBC reporter stood up and asked seriously: "Mr. Chairman, I have doubts about your words. As far as I know, Burleigh's middle finger was not raised in this scene. Yes, in the last game, the Burleigh team raised the middle finger to their fans, and it was six times. If you told me this time, what about the last time? "<. "

Another person stood up and asked with a pen and paper: "Mr. Chairman, what is the 'bullet threat letter' you mentioned? Why didn't we get any news before?"

Finally someone got to the point!

Li Cha sorted out his emotions, and said slowly: "Before we set off, a fan wearing a Cheltenham jersey appeared in front of the bus in Stanton Park and said something that I couldn't even say." Dirty words, throwing an envelope in the bus the moment the door shuts... Guys, the letter says if we win Cheltenham, one goal, one player dies in a gunshot, If you win two of them, one player's family will be harassed...I'm worried, angry, angry!"

"This is a country where gun ownership is not prohibited, this is a country where fans riot at national team games, what if someone shoots a gun at Burleigh vs Cheltenham, what do you want us to do? "Li Cha continued:" Of course, you will ask, won't my players irritate them more by raising their middle fingers at them? I naturally know that such a result will happen, but now England's fans have been labeled as 'football fans'. If this group of people are not brought to justice, how many years will the whole of England be misunderstood by others? Who knows that most of our fans only come to the stadium to see exciting football games? And How many fans were seriously injured in other people’s riots? Just a few days ago, a child suffered a fractured cervical spine and was admitted to the hospital. The cause was the riot of drunk fans. Our Mr. Garza sent him to the hospital, and then someone used bullets Threatening my team, what do you want me to do! Watching the players play in panic?? No! We must tell them that we are not afraid, not only that we are not afraid, but that we will run forward to meet the bullets, and those who shoot will be punished Punishment, and one day England will have the purest fans in the stands, not booze-controlled bastards.”

nonsense...

Randomly looking for reasons... <. "

The bbc reporter stood up again and even took the right to speak and asked: "Mr. Richard, may I ask if you are the illegitimate son of Mr. Ferguson? Why are there reports that the Burleigh Club was given to you by Sir Ferguson's wife? , I once heard that you were detained by the police for illegal possession of drugs, and you even sold your car because of gambling. Does this mean that you have bad roots..."

"Mr. Reporter! Until now, I still respect the BBC...and you. In addition, I hope you follow the rules of this press conference. When it is your turn to ask questions next time, your jumping in line will delay The time of all of us, which in itself is impolite behavior, who has a bad root, it is clear."

The BBC reporter still refused to let go: "Is it cowardice? Mr. Richard, are you afraid to answer my question, so you choose to avoid it?"

"Security, get this unruly reporter out."

Hearing Li Cha's words, the reporter raised his hands casually: "Okay, anyway, my subject matter is enough to report."

"Damn it, why don't you report the indecent-obscenity case of the two ace hosts of the BBC? Speaking of bad roots, aren't your TV's Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall more notorious?"

"What did you say!" The reporter immediately stopped in his tracks and loudly argued: "I won't allow you to insult my idol!"

Richard suddenly remembered that the current Jimmy Savile and Stuart Hall hadn't been caught, but they didn't care about that much. In order to divert the public's attention from his team, he should be a whistleblower: "I use my life I swear, if these two people are innocent, I will hold a press conference and kill myself with a gun at the scene of the press conference!"

hum!

The entire press conference was completely chaotic, the middle finger incident was not as gimmick as the two well-known bbc hosts' obscenity case'...

Li Cha looked at the chaotic press conference, smiled, and said as if he had achieved his goal: "Actually, I sincerely apologize, but I am afraid that no one of you will report it..." The moment he turned his head, Li Cha pointed at the same point. Allen, who was looking at the video recorder, asked, "Is it done?"

Allen made an ok gesture and said: "Don't worry boss, all your sincere apologies are recorded, and I will post them to the FA in a while. Of course, there is only your sincere apology here, and there is no such nonsense. As for the BBC..."

"That's my purpose, no one cares if we apologize, everyone will pay attention to the BBC, and the FA has the material of our sincere apology, whether it is reported or not is the business of these reporters, it has nothing to do with us. Okay, man Let’s go back, we’ll add food today, now this is the home of the BBC, that Tom is the main character, I really hope that Jerry will come later..."

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