my name is ferguson

The 0304 season was a year full of drama. Before this season even started, a dramatic scene had already appeared. The handsome guy who once vowed to play for Manchester United for the rest of his life and gave his entire career to the Red Devils left for Spain; The future superstar, a guy named Ronaldo, supported Manchester United's legendary number; the former wizard was swept out this season after he came to Manchester United, and Sir Alex uttered the famous line after being angered by reporters'I-he- Damn don't want to talk to you, he-he-f-fuck is a great player, you-he-f-fuck is an idiot, this is the end of this press conference...

Of course, the drama of this season is more than that. Li Tie was bought out by Everton at a price of 100 million pounds. [-] million Chinese watched the live broadcast; also, Arsenal won the championship with an unbeaten record, and has maintained this record for many years; and, after receiving death threats, Burleigh also created a legend, the whole team was yellow carded legend.

beep!

As the whistle blew, Burleigh, who had won the ball, kicked the ball. Burleigh's lineup in this game was not much different from the first friendly match, but the young player Diarra replaced Colin, who was increasingly dissatisfied with Richard. .

The ball was quickly passed back after Nugent kicked it out. Diarra transferred the ball instantly and split the side with one kick. Then, the two teams competed in the midfield.

Cheltenham's commentator kept condemning Richard's shameless behavior during the game, but as the game became more and more intense, no one paid attention to the commentator's nagging nonsense, Cheltenham Cheltenham's fans cheered for the home team loudly, and Cheltenham, who did not want to lose at home, also launched an offensive very hard and actively.

Midfielder Bertrandko Zeke is a player with a very good sense of the ball. As a French midfielder, he did not embarrass his predecessor Zidane at all, and firmly controlled the initiative in the midfield. At least when the ball reached his feet, Will immediately become a metronome to adjust the rhythm of the game, even Diarra can't successfully steal the ball from his feet!

Zidane became popular in Serie A, Vieira was in full swing in the Premier League, the French began to stop sticking to their own league, and a large number of French talents began to enter European leagues at all levels, hoping to one day become famous outside of France. Obviously, Bertrandco is such a person.

He has skills, a sense of rhythm, and can control the scene. He is simply a model midfielder... Just as Richard wondered why such a perfect midfielder would be mixed up in the lower leagues, the shortcomings of this midfielder were exposed.

Bertrandco quickly passed Diarra's defense, and Diarra, who was running back with his head buried three meters away from the penalty area, caught up and grabbed his clothes to prevent him from entering the penalty zone. At the moment when Bertrandco fell , taking advantage of the opportunity to poke the ball out of the gap between Diarra and Swarth.It's just that he's a little too big...

Dangerous, the referee thought it was beneficial to the offense, and did not call Diarra for a foul!

The football rolls along the gap to the front of the penalty area that has been pulled out of the gap. Cheltenham striker Kayod Odjayi desperately wants to break away from Simon Whaley's defense, and Simon embraces like a lover Hold him tightly outside the penalty area; Paul Bresson, Cheltenham's top shooter last season, after losing the defense of Swarth, began to run towards the penalty area, and Vermaelen, who realized the danger was coming Also rushed over.

This is the second that decides the start of the game. Whoever catches the ball first can make the head coach of his team burst into cheers. At this moment, the defenders are often the ones who suffer, especially those who are tall and slow to turn around... …

For defenders, in addition to having defensive skills, the most important thing is to have momentum. In a situation where one-on-one is already at a disadvantage and the opponent's superb skills are often passed, even Bei can't be found.Therefore, momentum is very important for defenders. Keane can firmly control Manchester United's midfield by momentum and technology; Stam can defend Manchester United's defense by momentum, technology and speed; Terry let Chelsea's Mourinho Dare to fight defensively and counterattack, apart from the protection of Makelele in front and his own desperate toughness, to put it bluntly, it is still momentum and technique. It just so happens that Vermaelen, who has been trained by Richard, lacks both.

bump!

The two squeezed together on the line of chasing the ball, one desperately drilled in, and the other desperately pushed out. Both sides made small movements. At the same time, the ball had rolled near the penalty spot. Green Garner could not abandon the goal no matter what at this time. On the attack, Cheltenham's Kayode has already thrown off Simon Whaley, and Simon can't bring him down without the ball. He can only follow closely and defend closely. He doesn't want to give a penalty.

The most intense moment came when Paul Bresson slammed his foot out. As long as he stepped on the football, he would be able to kick and shoot the goal in the next second.

At this second, Vermaelen's eyes were bloodshot, and he still remembered his shout on the bus, he is here to kill!

Swish!

Shovel down! !

Vermaelen slipped his leg under Paul Bresson's raised foot and slammed into the ball as it fell.If the opponent's foot falls first, his leg is likely to be broken directly!

bump!

The football was tackled off the baseline, Paul Bresson was knocked and fell sideways...

beep!

When the referee's whistle blew, several experienced defenders of Burleigh immediately surrounded the referee and said preconceivedly: "Referee, this is a flop, this is the worst performance, Vermaelen is a normal defense and there is no foul!"

"Referee, penalty, penalty!!"

"Referee, look at my face, look at my honest and honest face, this must be a flop!"

Vermaelen didn't know whether he hit the ball first or tackled the person first, anyway, he stood up and defended himself loudly with a righteous look.

"Corner!"

When the referee pointed to the corner kick, Li Cha jumped up on the coach's bench and cheered wildly: "The referee is wise, Vermaelen, this is what you should do, you are here to kill people, kill them all!!"

Bob, who had just turned from assistant coach to head coach, yelled at the crowd in the stadium: "Are you all blind?"

At this moment, Bertrandco walked up to Paul Bresson and shouted: "You trash, you trash, if you don't run like a pig, my pass will become an assist! You wasted all of us human effort!"

"What did you say!" Paul Bresson glared and scolded, "Damn Gaul, are you saying it again?"

"I said you're a piece of shit!"

Li Cha quickly saw the shortcomings of Bertrandko Zeke, which is the reason why he hangs out in the lower leagues. This person does have potential, but his potential cannot be tapped. His personality hinders him potential development.Bertrandco is a person who is good at criticizing but never finds faults in himself. If he passes the ball more steadily, Paul will definitely score the ball before Vermaelen arrives. Such a person is not suitable for the core of the midfield. A person who uses this kind of person as the core of the midfield is not suitable to be a head coach.

"Hey, Diarra! Come here!!" During the internal strife in Cheltenham, Richard called Diarra, and said softly: "Did Bertrandco, who was facing you, make you unable to parry? He also French, you are also French, how can this guy be better than you? Listen, I hope that in the next time, you can freeze him, don't worry, he is a guy with personality loopholes, if you can successfully restrain him His passing route makes his passing lose precision, and his skills cannot be used. This guy will waste himself on the court, and I am afraid that he will become invisible in the second half." The tone was excited and he was holding on to Diarra's jersey with both hands Li Cha is like a hooligan who wants to duel with each other on the street. Diarra stared at Li Cha's eyes. The flames burning in these eyes seemed to be able to completely ignite his heart. Slapping away Li Cha's hand holding his chest, he roared, "I'll make him a crippled boss!"

The farce at Cheltenham was over. After the corner kick was passed by Bertrandco, Vermaelen headed over. Martin received the ball in midfield and dribbled the ball towards the opponent's half.

Bailey was aggressive, David received the ball at the front of the penalty area, and passed the ball to the right without a chance. Harpal Singh didn't stop the ball at all, and went directly to the goal with a curved ball close to the ground!

"Be careful, George Clegg is rushing in!" the narrator shouted nervously.

Cheltenham keeper Sani Higgs sprinted out of the net and dived to wrap the creative pass.

After getting up, Sani did not wait for the opposing player to walk out of the penalty area, and immediately launched an attack by throwing the ball.

Bertrandco received the ball at the top of the midfield arc. Just as he was about to rush forward with the ball, he felt a huge black shadow rushing past him. When he subconsciously dribbled the ball back and tried to avoid the shadow...

bump!

"Foul!" The commentator replaced the referee and directly shouted the collision foul, and a good fast break was destroyed like this.

Bertrandco gave Diarra a vicious look, and Diarra spat at him. Bertrandco immediately joined Diarra, and when a conflict was about to occur, the players of both sides pulled him away.

A free kick was sent, and Bertrandco got the ball again. Seeing that 10 minutes had passed, he was a little anxious, looking for a passing line, and when he was about to pass the ball away, a black foot quickly abducted the ball. Then he drove forward without any hesitation at all!

Always cruising on the offside line George has never been so concentrated. Whether it is a training match or a friendly match, he always wastes some excellent opportunities, but this time, he finally seized the opportunity, turned around and rushed directly to the opponent's penalty area.

George stared at Cheltenham's goalkeeper. Judging from his performance in the past 10 minutes, this goalkeeper should be a goalkeeper who loves to attack, so...

He slowed down, deliberately showing the appearance of running desperately, and Sani Higgs was really fooled, rushing towards the football on the edge of the penalty area!

At the same time, George started quickly. Opportunistic shooters may not be fast, but their explosive power must be strong. George's explosive power is so powerful that it is jaw-dropping! !

George stretched out his foot to poke the ball almost at the moment of the start, and the distance between him and the ball disappeared quickly.

"The ball was passed. Although I hate the chairman of the Burleigh team, I have to say that the ball was beautiful! George used his speed to deceive the goalkeeper after being offside. The beautiful ball was passed and Sani was thrown in the penalty area. At the front, Sani did not chase the ball back, and there was no need to chase it back. The second he turned his head, the ball had already been hit into the net."

Bertrandco was so angry that he was going crazy, he yelled at his teammates: "Can you pass the ball? Don't you see a pile of coal standing behind me!"

Of course, no one paid attention to him at this moment...

beep! ! !

1: 0.

After the score appeared, all Burleigh players gathered together, and Ashley, who was like a ghost, said quickly: "Just celebrate as we discussed in the locker room? Let these sons of bitches know that Burleigh Li is not easy to mess with!"

So, the entire Burleigh team stood in a row, right in front of Richard...

Li Cha was still wondering, what happened to these boys?Wouldn't it be to bow to yourself for being so uncreative?I'm not dead, whoever dares to bow three times in a row don't want to start the next game!

Middle finger!

The whole Burleigh team showed their middle fingers at the Cheltenham fans...

Cheltenham fans are crazy, lighters, cigarette boxes, coins, who knows who threw out bloody sanitary napkins...

Scolding and yelling, I kept thinking that if the security guards hadn't stopped them, the fans would have rushed down to duel with Burleigh players!

beep! ! ! !

The referee ran over quickly and directly raised the yellow card to the entire Burleigh team. The whole team was yellow...

Li Cha's eyes widened as he looked at his crazy subordinates...

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At halftime, the score was 2:0. In the second half, Burleigh, who was holding his breath, directly counterattacked and penetrated the opponent's defense. In the 45th minute of the game, George hit the goal post with a long she from outside the penalty area. , Ashley made up the shot, but they didn't celebrate in the locker room, but lowered their heads, and the boss went crazy again.

"Are you idiots? Who taught you this? I taught you to flop on the court and foul on the court. When did I teach you to point the middle finger at the fans!!!"

"Who are you? You are players, what are you without fans? You are nothing!!"

"Whose idea!!!"

Ashley stood up, bowed his head and said, "Boss, it's my attention..."

"Did you know that this would probably lead to a general ban for Burleigh after the game?"

"I'm sorry boss...we just don't like Cheltenham's use of this trick to damage our morale. We don't want to let you carry everything. We want to express our anger for you..."

Li Cha was suddenly a little moved. Now the big-name players on the field are either playing prestige and discord with the head coach, or they are constantly creating and provoking conflicts in the locker room. As a result, his own locker room...

"Ashley..." Li Cha's tone softened a bit: "I just want to score goals! Everyone else, I want you to fulfill your duties! The defense is impenetrable, the midfield can create unlimited opportunities, and the strikers can seize opportunities. This is what I want. Yes!! I don't want you to avenge me... Also, no matter where you are, I don't allow you to disrespect the fans, no one else!!! Cantona is not allowed in my team!!"

"Ashley, the team is punished, the club is banned for three games, fined for two weeks' weekly salary, plus 10 sets of back and forth runs, and the [-]-minute horse stance is completed in three times!"

Ashley lowered his head, and said mischievously again, "It's the boss."

"Listen to the rest, fans have the right to boo the visiting team for their home team, but your enemies are only the opponents on the field. Those fans should be the enemies of Burleigh fans! This is the last time, whoever dares to fight against you The fans put up the middle finger, get the hell out of Burleigh!"

Everyone is wilting like a frosted eggplant...

Li Cha walked to the door, under everyone's gaze... slowly turned around: "Guys, except for that middle finger, you did a great job!"

"Ye!!!!" The locker room began to cheer wildly.

Swarth looked at Li Cha after he walked out, and after cheering, he said, "Why is the boss talking to the opposing fans today?"

Ashley Young, who had just been punished, said: "The boss means that we only need to improve the ball. As for the revenge, the boss will help us. I have a hunch that the boss will never spare the Cheltenham fans. .”

"Understood, boss spokesperson!"

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"A lack of gentlemanliness in the lower leagues - Burleigh's collective yellow card" - The Times.

"The man in charge of the middle finger team - the second Ferguson" - The Sun.

"Dear viewers, Burleigh won the first game of the season in the English C League 3-0. I have to admit that Burleigh's defensive counterattack is superb... But I don't agree with their way of stimulating fans that damages England's image. In the first round of the English C League, after Burleigh scored the first goal, he raised his middle finger at the audience... This made us fans very angry. Do fans still have a place in the hearts of players? Maybe this It is the tradition of Burleigh. In a friendly match, someone once saw Burleigh raise the middle finger to his fans and Kewell, who was a guest commentator. How could Burleigh, who can treat his own fans like this, treat Cheltenham kindly? Fans? If you want to pay more attention to follow-up reports, please lock the BBC."

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