my name is ferguson

July NO.16, Giger Lane ushered in the first show after Burleigh's relegation. The stadium can accommodate more than 1 people and only more than 1000 people watched the game. Watching.

As a diehard fan of Burleigh for decades, Kewell still works as a volunteer commentator for Burleigh, but he found that his enthusiasm for Burleigh was fading. Helping children and Garza being ridiculed by the media, these factors prevented him from maintaining his original passion.Football is originally a passionate competitive sport, without passion, who would insist on watching the game?

Sitting on the commentary stand, the sun is still hot at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Kewell's fat body over [-] pounds is constantly sweating under the sun, like a lump of fat that is oozing oil sitting on the commentary stand disgusting...

"This is Burleigh's first friendly match since the new season. We still... try our best to hope that Burleigh can return to the second division." Look lazy.

"Our new chairman this season did not bring any surprises. On the contrary, his signings made us worry. Ashley, Merdesacker, Lars, Nasri, Vermaelen, five joined Burleigh. None of the players are over 20 years old, which makes me think that Burleigh is starting to look like a team with no ambition to upgrade...”

"To be honest, I don't want to hurt our own team at all, but you look at the starting lineup after the chairman fired Andy, it makes us have to think that some bad things may happen... Goalkeeper Green Garner, left Tom Kennedy at full back, Swarth and Vermaelen at centre-back, Simon Whaley at right-back, Gardley Cornell paired with Martin Forrester at midfield, Ashley on left, right-back Lu is Harpal Singh from Leeds and up front we still have our talents, David Nugent and George Clegg."

"To be honest, this kind of lineup is no different from Andy's starting lineup. The only difference is that Ben has moved, and Vermaelen and Ashley have joined."

On the court, Burleigh players who had just taken their positions suddenly turned their heads and glared at Kewell. The voluntary commentary of this kind of fans is usually full of bias. Why did they suddenly start belittling Burleigh today?

"Guys, don't stare at me, I have nothing against you, I just wonder if Burleigh Club has ambitions..."

Li Cha really wanted to kick Kewell off the commentary stand, but he couldn't do that. It took a process for fans to accept a new team, and it took a process to accept a new boss. This process was to keep winning games.

"Hey! What are you doing, the game is about to start, where are you bastards looking? Is there a chick with no clothes on the commentary stage? Even if that is a chick, can you handle such a tonnage? Give me all Get serious!!!"

Li Cha's roar immediately dissipated the anger of the players, and each of them began to smile relaxedly. Ashley, who was close to the commentary stand, raised his middle finger at the fat Kewell, and said very firmly: "Your mouth, decide Not our fate!"

They have to get used to it, they have to get used to playing in different voices, otherwise how will they play in away games in the future?

As the game whistle sounded, the Burleigh team, who had not won the ball, immediately began to defend. This is a routine they have practiced countless times.

Mercamby's players had just passed the ball to the front of the penalty area. Gadli immediately fell to the ground and made a fierce tackle. The Mercamby player Danny Rescott didn't even think about protecting the ball. He just An amateur player, whose main job is a pastry chef, quickly gave up football under such a fierce shovel. He didn't want to sit in a wheelchair to make cakes in the second half of the year...not to mention an amateur team fighting against a professional team that had just been relegated from League Two. What?Is it useful?

After breaking the ball, Jiadeli quickly transferred the football, and Martin quickly split the side after receiving the ball. The whole process was over. When the ball reached Ashley's feet, 15 seconds had not passed, and 15 seconds had just started!

Kewell also explained desperately: "Our Burleigh team is passively defending under Mercamby's offense. Can defense win the game? I really don't... steal the ball? Steal the ball so quickly? "

"It was Ashley who caught the ball, only Ashley was dribbling forward with his head down, and the opponent's full-back quickly posted up..."

bump!

There was a muffled sound on the field, and the football was passed high by Ashley. At that moment, David Nugent, who had been clinging to the central defender of Mercamby, jumped up like a habitual reaction, and hit his head heavily. In the direction of his eleven o'clock, he knew that someone would be waiting there.

George! ! !

"It's George, the former youth team captain of Manchester United in the right place, single-handedly!"

There was only one sentence in George Clegg's mind, and Richard's sarcasm shook his mind: "If you want Ferguson to regret letting you go, you can only keep scoring goals!! Goals are the only way to get Ferguson's regretful eyes. method!"

When he dribbled the ball and appeared at the front of the penalty area, there was a wide area in front of him. The defender chasing behind him was at least five meters away from him, and the goalkeeper in front of him had already abandoned the goal!

George kicked the arc of the penalty area at the moment when the goalkeeper was about to rush towards him.

There is no sound of heavy bombardment at the door, and he who was born in Manchester United will not only shoot a shot vigorously.The moment football was provoked by Gao Gao, Kewell finally had passion: "Challenge she!!!!"

The football draws a rainbow and bounces over the head of the Mercamby goalkeeper into the net!

beep! ! ! ! !

The goal is valid! ! !

"Goal, scored!!!" Kewell shouted loudly, he had never seen such a quick counterattack, almost all Burleigh players have practiced this tactic to the bone, otherwise it would be impossible to play so heartily: " 27 seconds, just 27 seconds into the game, Burleigh, leading 1:0! Who can tell me what is the record for the fastest goal in England C? Is the goal in a friendly match considered the record for the fastest goal?"

George did not celebrate wildly, but ran all the way to the stands. At this time, Kewell was still admiring him: "Amazing George, he made us see hope again..."

Middle finger!

George raised his middle finger again to the commentary stand...

Kewell didn't make any sound as if he had eaten a fly.

Afterwards, George began to celebrate. He jumped up crazily and gave two thumbs up to Li Cha on the coach's bench.

Richard praised without hesitation: "George, you are the one who should make Ferguson regret the most, and make the whole of Manchester cry because of losing you!"

……

The ball was sent out again, this time Mercam was smarter than he learned, they began to divide the ball from the side to the bottom line, Jon Sander appeared in the side, after receiving the ball, he kicked the ball with a big foot, and the penalty area The Mercamby striker inside is already waiting to grab a spot for the top.

bump!

Vermaelen leaped fiercely and drove the opponent's forward Stephen Grant out of the small penalty area with the ball.

Grant stopped when he was hit near the penalty spot. Just as he was about to ask the referee to argue that Vermaelen had fouled, Vermaelen shouted in broken English: "This is my chassis, my turf!!"

"Strong grabbing points, Vermaelen is so sophisticated and ruthless that he doesn't meet his age. The fight just now can only remind me of one sentence, that is the 'no-fly zone'. Vermaelen will definitely make the restricted area into a A no-fly zone without any aerial threat!"

Hapal caught the ball on the sideline, didn't let the ball go out of the sideline, and then ran forward non-stop along the sidewalk.

Leeds' youth training is definitely the top in England. Under Leeds' youth training, Harper has developed a speed that is difficult for others to catch up with. The moment he grabs the opponent's full-back, he almost throws the opponent away with a change of direction. Then unscrupulously inserted into the bottom line.

One second, two seconds, he was waiting for his teammates to respond, the central defender's supplementary defense made him unable to enter the penalty area calmly, he didn't want to force the central defender to foul near the corner flag.When the full-back did not run back and there was only one central defender in the penalty area, as long as one person came to meet him, it was a good chance to score.

David!

Nugent appeared at the front of the penalty area, even faster than George.

It's now!

Hapal quickly shook the central defender in front of him and raised his foot to pass.

bump!

The moment the strong David took off, he was like an elephant jumping in the air. The speed plus his own weight made Nugent unstoppable under such an impact.

The football was hit hard by him, got into the lower left corner, and then bounced in the net, the goalkeeper was stunned.

"2:0"

This time Kewell learned from his experience and didn't say a single redundant word.

Unexpectedly, David came to the sidelines surrounded by the crowd, and raised a middle finger at the commentary platform on the left...

Li Cha smiled wryly and shook his head. These unruly boys: "Slow down, let the ball slow down!" The non-union teams are not at the same level. This is no different from bullying. Li Cha doesn't want to bully the other party and cripple his own players. After all, this is a friendly match.

As a result, the group of boys carried out Richard's order very well. Before the end of halftime, Ashley Young kicked a high-speed arc ball near the corner of the penalty area into the dead corner of the net and entered with a score of 3:0. Intermission.

The second half changed to 433, and Diarra, Merdesacker, and Nasri were all replaced. When Mercamby watched a group of children walk out of the player tunnel, he thought he could finally take a breath. Who knew that the second half was even crazier.

In the 51st minute, Nasri kicked a pass directly through the opponent's defense, and Ashley, who was pulled to the nine and a half position, scored twice.

In 70 minutes, with a score of 4:0, Lars Diarra showed off a long pass. The long pass accurately hit Nasri, who was successful in anti-offside. He has become a shadow striker and reached the front of the penalty area. A strong kick near the penalty area rewritten the score to 5:0.

In the 87th minute, Nasri was replaced and Gaza came on the field. Gaza, who had already started training with the team, was obviously more in control than Nasri. He played at this time just to let him adapt to the rhythm of the game. I was a little excited to go on the field. After getting the ball in the midfield, I played "Hi" directly. After three people ran all the way to the opponent's penalty area and stabbed she, the score was rewritten to 6:0.

Of course, none of them forgot to give Kewell a middle finger. Of course, the fans present have started to cheer wildly since the first goal in the first half!

The stadium with more than 1000 people was full of noise, and the long-lost team song was sung! !

Li Cha looked at the stands and said with a slight smile, "Is this a good start?"

After returning with victory, Li Cha did not break his promise. He led the entire Burleigh team to a nearby wine for a drink, and then sang triumphantly.

Next, Conan Quay and Hyde United were beaten back 3:0 and 4:1 respectively. Hyde United scored a goal because of Vermaelen's foul in the penalty area due to their rough player style. , but this is not important, winning is the key.

Li Cha frowned during the match against the League Two team Port Vale. His team seemed to be dazzled by the victory. After winning three games in a row, he became proud and showed off his feats on the court. Nasri began to receive bursts of applause, and Diarra also began to pass long passes frequently, but the opponent seized the opportunity to sneak attack and succeeded, 1:0 until the end of halftime.

In the locker room, Li Cha scolded one by one with his ears in his ears. No matter how ugly he said, it would automatically increase by 30%: "Are you all Premier League champions? It's already 7-0 in the Champions League final, we are sure Did you win the victory? Look at your appearance, who remembers what tactics you have been practicing this summer? You are all softies, a bunch of softies, Port Vale. Could it be that you can only reach the second division at most? Was beaten back to the original shape and came back to play in England C? Tell me, do any of you want to play in League One or the Premier League? No need to raise your hands, you are not worthy!" Li Cha said angrily before he walked out of the locker room and said: "I won't play in the second half. Show up on the dugout, I'm ashamed of your actions!"

The boss is not happy...

In Burleigh, the head coach doesn't matter, it's a big deal if the boss is unhappy!

So, at the beginning of the second half, the entire Burleigh team began to be tough one by one, and Port Vale even thought that he was fighting a group of lunatics in the FA Cup final.

This group of guys are fierce and dirty. When dribbling the ball against others, the studs will ruthlessly step on the edge of your toes when you lift your foot to dribble the ball, and use the severe pain to quickly throw away the opponent... Whose team is this?How is it dirtier than those football hooligans at Millwall?

As a result, Port Vale, who was unwilling to be injured in the friendly match, began to be timid. David Nugent smashed the ball in after a corner kick, 1:1!

Five minutes later, Harper passed the full-back and entered the penalty area, attracting the central defender to leave space and pass the ball directly. George Clegg appeared again like a ghost, 5:2.

Seven minutes later, Lars Diarra took advantage of the corner kick to be ejected, and slammed the goal outside the penalty area, 7:3.

The head coach of Port Vale just cursed angrily on the court, is this still his team?Why did it soften in an instant?

Li Cha was not on the court, and Padreu did not dare to change players casually. Finally, after Nasri was tripped in the penalty area, he scored a penalty kick to lock the score at 4:1.

On the way back to the training base, Li Cha had a gloomy face all the time, and his dinner was changed to fish and chips, which is never eaten in England. Everyone knew that the boss was really angry.

In the next few days of training, no matter whether the weather is good or bad, everyone feels that the training ground is covered with dark clouds. The laughter on weekdays has disappeared, the enthusiasm of the boss is also fading, and the massages these days are gone. The key It's that they've been eating fish and chips for three days straight.

When Grisby City stepped into Giger Lane, they never thought what kind of group of players they were facing. The moment the whistle was blown, Grisby City even felt that they were playing against a Premier League team. !

Maybe the opponent does not have the strength of the Premier League, but whether it is the control of the rhythm, the determination at the moment of counterattack, or even the dirty little moves, it makes people feel that this team is extremely powerful, and there is a determination to kill themselves...

4:0, this is a crazy game. The strong defensive style makes Burleigh's defense impenetrable. Grisby City only had three effective shots in the whole game.

At the end of the game, Li Cha whistled and walked back to the locker room. All the players felt completely relieved, because in the locker room, the boss said: "Tonight, I will have an extra meal to reward my boys!"

In the last friendly match, Burleigh repelled their opponents 2:0 and ushered in the first league game of the English C with a record of victory in the friendly match, which is about to kick off.

At the same time, Li Cha got the news that Li Gan, a member of the youth team, immediately left the team after knowing that Gaza was playing for the first team. He didn't even apply for termination of the contract. He was taken away from Burleigh by his mother and disappeared without a trace. trace……

As for Gaza, he goes to the hospital to visit the child every day. Maybe he hopes that one day, he will be like the child's father, listening to the long-lost "Daddy" in front of his own child.

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