my name is ferguson

The Biggest Scandal in English Football History! "

The Ugly Side of Wembley! "

The Bright Spot in the Ugly - Paul Gascoigne

Incarnations of Angels and Demons - Gaza! "

Gascoigne rescues [-]-year-old boy during fan riot! "

"Gascoigne signs for England Cbury! ! ! "

"Gaza has completely sunk and mixed into the bottom professional team! "

"Once a genius, once a prince, today..."

"Burleigh welcomes Gaza, the new chairman is full of ambitions! "

The news of Garza's joining Burleigh quickly caused a storm in England. At the same time, the media naturally praised Gaza for helping a ten-year-old boy, and Richard was automatically ignored...

No one thought that when the new season was about to start and all the teams were preparing for friendly matches, a little-known small team would make headlines in the newspapers.What is even more unexpected is that this summer's blockbuster is not Abramovich's big money. In fact, before Mourinho came to Chelsea, Abramovich's investment was not as crazy as in the next few years... This summer, Gaza, an Englishman, can't bear to mention The name appeared again, and those up-and-coming superstars in the transfer market began to fade gradually.

"Gaza, Gaza, can you tell me how you feel after joining Burleigh?"

Today's Garza is not tied to the goal in the training ground, but is interviewed at the gate of Stanton Park in bright sportswear.

Originally, Li Cha wanted to hold a press conference for Gaza after joining, but he was rejected. Gaza really started to grow, and he used one sentence to make Li Cha not mention the topic that could make Burleigh occupy the headlines of the newspaper again. : "I'm here to play football, for that kid."

"Burley may not have so many champions, maybe this club has gradually begun to be forgotten, but there is one person who will definitely make this forgotten club the focus. I have no doubts about this."

The reporter started to get excited. I didn't expect Gaza to still have such a temper and such arrogance after going through so many things.They are not afraid of Garza provoking topics, and topics are better than dull interviews!

"Gaza, are you sure you can lead Burleigh to start a new chapter? After all, you are 36 years old, can you still be at the top like leading England and Glasgow Rangers?" The reporter wanted to draw Gascoigne more A lot of unusual words, so you can take the opportunity to increase sales.

Garza smiled, he had seen too many people with malicious intentions like this: "I said this person is not me, he is here!"

Li Cha would not have thought that Gascoigne's prank would bring back his old memories again. He just went to the sports store in Burleigh to order a batch of equipment and new footballs, and fired most of the employees. More things need to be done by himself. Li Cha, everything is carefully calculated for the sake of saving expenses. He doesn't want the club he just acquired to have too much financial deficit.

As soon as he got out of the car, Li Cha was surrounded by reporters. As the head coach and assistant coach, Alan became a supporting role, calling the other coaches to help them out of boredom. The current Burleigh Club has no more handymen. What's the matter? Everyone needs to do it together, but I don't know why this makes the cohesion of the whole club improve again.

"Mr. Chairman, is it you who Garza said could lead the club to glory? What is the transfer budget of the Burleigh Club this season? Is the introduction of a big name like Garza just like Chelsea, and they are starting to sign up? rise?"

Faced with the reporter's barrage of questions, Li Cha froze for a moment, and asked, "What? Gaza? Recruiting? Push up?"

The reporter nodded heavily. He was looking forward to more explosive news. Who would let the rest of the news be poached by competitors?

"It's time for Gaza to take his medicine." After Li Cha finished speaking, he turned around and left, joining the ranks of helping to carry the training equipment. In order to make the equipment cheaper, he even didn't use the people from the sports store to help transport it. Got a [-]% discount.

"Mr. Chairman, what do you mean? What other signing plans does Burleigh have?"

Li Cha picked up a bag of footballs and smiled at the camera, "Gaza is a heavily alcoholic dependent patient. How can you believe what he said? Also, Burleigh Club's signings have ended. Thank you, reporter." Sir, if you don't want to help us, please stay away from me."

As soon as many reporters heard this, they immediately began to help pick up the training supplies in the rear compartment of the pickup truck. Being able to enter the Burleigh Club is to see the latest signings and make up for the missed news. This is a good opportunity!

Li Cha smiled shamelessly, and gave the football on his shoulder to a reporter who "offered to help", and then shouted: "Guys, give these things to these kind people, let us old people take a rest."

Alan Padreu looked at the shameless chairman and said, "Mr. Chairman, are you only in your thirties?"

"Either be an old man, or work!"

Allen Padrew immediately said, "I'm about to die."

……

"Shameless!"

"rogue!"

"fraud!"

"He will be punished by God!"

The reporters were wearing rough clothes on the turf outside the training ground, but there was not a single exciting face in the training ground except Gaza! !

They have already decided that they must stir up the scandal between the chairman of the Burleigh Club and Mr. Ferguson, otherwise the chairman will not be able to appreciate the consequences of scapegoating the media.

……

On the training field, Li Cha smirked. The players stood in a row and looked at a group of reporters in puzzlement. Many of them didn't understand why the reporters became porters.

"Okay guys, our friendlies are set, the first will be played in three days' time against Mercamby of the EFL, NO.16 in July, followed by Conan Quay, then Hyde United …A strong team is coming, our former opponents in the League Two, Port Vale, Grisby City, and then you can take a breather, and then face Telford. On August [-]th, we will usher in the first League C game , the enemy is Cheltenham."

"Boys, today a lot of the media has been attracted by our Gaza. I know that among the players who just joined, some want to use Burleigh as a springboard; some old players want to leave Burleigh. Now, go to a good training match and let the reporter take pictures of your competitive state. Maybe the strong teams of League One and League Two can be seen. Don’t worry, people go to the heights, I will I don't mind if you want to impress the giants with better performance, let me see how many of you have this ability, next, the training match starts, Gaza will not participate in the training, and go to reserve physical strength."

Garza pouted, ran to the edge of the field, and started jogging.

When everyone was actively preparing for the training match, Ashley walked up to Li Cha's side: "Boss, I never thought about leaving. You said that we are all abandoned..."

"Of course I know Ashley, but not everyone has the same ambition and confidence in Burleigh as you, we have to learn to understand. Well, go to the game, you will always be the best lad in 'Danny'. "

Auntie is the nickname given to Li Cha by the players. Li Cha doesn't mind at all, on the contrary, he likes it very much.

Clubs in England, especially before 2000, are basically paternalistic management methods, and the head coach has absolute authority. After 2000, it began to change gradually, and even the youth team was not allowed to shine shoes for the first team. Li Cha liked this kind of paternalistic management very much, and he would rather be a big head than a club that desperately cut every penny on salary. boss or manager.

The training match started, except for Gaza, everyone was actively fighting.

The eyes of the reporters lit up instantly, and they found that there seemed to be a few young men with good skills in the substitute lineup, but there are many such young men in England.

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The sweltering heat of the summer never dampened the enthusiasm of the boys. The group of young people began to line up to receive massages from the team doctors and Li Cha. During the period, they talked and laughed, and some even dared to make jokes about Li Cha.

Of course, this is what Li Cha tacitly agreed to. As long as it is not in training, a joke or two occasionally is harmless.

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Li Cha slapped his hands a few times, and while fiddling with the tactics board in the storage room transformed into a massage room, he said, "The time for enjoying is over, now let's arrange the tactics for the first three friendly matches."

"I'm sorry, boys, I fired all the scouts at Burleigh, and no one helped us find out the opponent's situation, but! Every English team has a deadly enemy. The person who knows you best must Is your enemy, so our great coach Alan Padrew bought the Mercamby team profile for a hundred pounds. The Mercamby team only scored 47 goals last season, ten of them One goal came from an assist from the left wing, 27 goals came from an assist from the right wing, and the rest were goals from outside the penalty area and at the top of the penalty area. As for set kicks, I am very happy to tell you that they had one set kick last season None of them scored. Therefore, my request to you in the friendly match is that you must fight fiercely, and don’t leave any room for the opponent on the side! You can be tougher with your feet. We are at home. Don’t be afraid of fouls, except for penalties. The level of set pieces was very poor."

"As for our counterattack, if you don't want to practice in the base after the game, but I pay for everyone to go out for a drink, it's better to think on the court what we practiced all holiday... Gaza, you don't have to be so excited, it's not your place to go to the wine, oh, sorry, of course you can go, but you can only drink non-alcoholic drinks..."

Gascoigne, who was about to be excited, immediately became depressed, and the rest burst into laughter.

Richard continued: "Conan Kui, the great Allen also got the information from Hyde United, and my gratitude to Allen is like thanking God, Allen, if God wants to call you over, I will definitely Against God, snatch you back, and you will be the cornerstone of Bethleigh, like Peter Taylor, Clough's great assistant."

"Boss, I don't want to be a stone."

Another burst of laughter...

ps: This is the first time I got up so early, since I got up, I will update it.