The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 364 The Four Gods Bless
"Ah~ my dear kobold, please don't be so impatient, everything I do is in full compliance with the laws of the Chaos Demon Realm~"

Feeling the terrifying heat wave coming straight towards him from the side, Tzeentch, who was fiddling with his new chess piece, couldn't help showing an imperceptible mocking smile.

Although this was not the first time that he had made troubles in front of Khorne, every time he saw the other party foolishly slipping into the trap he set, his ever-changing heart would be filled with joy.

Seeing that the other three gods focused their attention on him, Tzeentch casually used his divine power to make a form and put it on the table, then pointed to it and said:

"Ahem, according to the laws we established in the Chaos Demon Realm, the Chaos Gods can snatch slaves they like from each other, but they can't treat devout believers as recklessly as they do now.

Obviously, this elf does not regard any of you as his main god belief, and you only treat him as a slave, so I think I should have the right to take it back. "

Speaking of this, Tzeentch's weirdly twisted face showed a faint confident smile, and it seemed that it had already planned all of this.

As the leading lawyer in the Chaos Demon Realm, he has already devoted himself to studying various loopholes and bugs in the Chaos Law, in order to be able to deal with the current situation!
"No, it's going to be a long story again?"

Hearing that Tzeentch actually brought up the law that they signed in a flash of their brains back then, Nurgle closed his eyes helplessly like a kind father, and Slaanesh continued to manicure his nails regardless of his own business.

As early as the past years, Tzeentch had recited the damn law in front of them countless times, and even they had already memorized the law in their hearts.

Although, as evil gods, they are not willing to abide by these laws, the promises made by the Chaos Gods basically cannot be changed.Even they themselves cannot change the oath!

"Let's stop talking nonsense, what we have to do now is to return that elf to me immediately, or are you ready to go to war with me?"

However, the violent Khorne has never been interested in these twists and turns. After all, almost every time he argues, he will be bewitched by the opponent's rhetoric, and he has already learned enough lessons about it.

Since he can use swords, guns, swords and axes to resolve the conflicts in front of him, why should he bother?

However, it is a pity that Tzeentch is not the only one who is in a hostile relationship with him:

"Having said that, you suddenly teleported your demon army and Norsca warbands into my Mobius ring, and even sent bloodthirsty monsters to desecrate my magnificent palace. It's time to settle the account right?"

Seeing Khorne who was at war with Tzeentch, Slaanesh couldn't help blowing on his nails with her pink and thin lips, and then said to the two in a frivolous tone:
"And that little guy's body has already been bound to my maid of Slaanesh, so he can be regarded as half of my believer in this respect, so please return him to me."

"No, he belongs to me!"

"I didn't expect that everyone here seems to have taken a fancy to this elf, but if this trend of disputes continues, are you planning to start a long-lost all-out war?"

……

At this moment, the three Chaos Gods were arguing with each other like children seeing a novelty toy, leaving only the loving father Napa smiling at this scene of 'harmony and friendship'.

(Lovely father bless, I have a cold and allergies recently, I feel like I am going to become a chaotic egg QAQ)

As far as the kind Nabi is concerned, he is actually not willing to participate in this dispute over elves. As long as he can protect his children well, he is already satisfied.

The boring debate continued for a long time. Just when Khorne could no longer restrain the rage in his heart and wanted to stand up from the brass throne with an ax in hand, Tzeentch finally proposed a solution:
"So, since none of us can convince each other to give up this elf, I suggest leaving the three of us with the Chaos mark on him, so that we can take turns 'playing' him, how?"

"You mean to turn this elf into the new Eternal Chosen, and then conquer the entire mortal world for us?"

"No, no, this little guy's will is unusually firm. Even if we can induce him to corrupt and degenerate in various ways, what we get is just an empty shell."

Tzeentch shook his fingers pretentiously. After all, he witnessed the madness of Lohan when he was constantly resisting temptation in the Slaanesh Demon Realm. Such a firm will is much stronger than the champion warrior under him.

It is precisely because of Lohan's tenacious will and ability to travel through different worlds that Tzeentch desperately hopes to keep the other party's life and soul pure, and avoid the tragedy of depletion of resources.

The universe is entropy-increasing, and the world will become chaotic and disordered infinitely, which means that the sun will go out one day, and life will perish one day.

And the so-called World of Warhammer is nothing more than the chessboard for the Chaos Gods to play their 'great game', and at the same time it is only the most conspicuous one among their many chessboards.

But on such a chessboard, there appeared an elf who could travel between different worlds. This was simply the best tool to help them spread the belief of chaos!
"Should we take a long-term view, or do you want to get an ordinary Chaos God's Chosen, or a spokesperson who can spread Chaos beliefs in other worlds?"

After briefly explaining the role of Rohan, Tzeentch first set his sights on Khorne and Slaanesh, who were rarely in deep thought, and then said in a seductive tone:

"Imagine that endless different worlds mean endless wars, don't you Khorne want to see the whole different worlds flowing like rivers of blood?
There is also Slaanesh, all kinds of new species and artworks from different worlds will fill your palace, maybe you can also challenge the love across races, maybe? "

"Uh...it's surprisingly convincing."

After listening to Tzeentch's bewitching words, not to mention Khorne and Slaanesh's faces, there was a touch of emotion on the faces, and even Nabi who was next to him couldn't help but prick up his ears and start eavesdropping.

If we can spread more diseases and despair to other worlds, so that everyone will understand what love and tolerance are after experiencing the torment of illness!

"I have to say, although I don't like you, a guy who always brings changes, but your proposal is indeed very tempting, but who can guarantee that what you say is true?"

However, as an old man with a staid personality, Nabi always had concerns on his face, obviously full of worries about such reckless behavior of opening up another world and Luohan's life safety:

"If, I mean, if there is some mysterious existence in another world that even we can't deal with, won't this poor little guy resist us?"

"Don't worry, with our four evil gods coming together to help this little guy out, plus the blessing and control comparable to that of a demon prince, even that elf goddess who can use mist is useless to attack again!"

Tzeentch is obviously full of confidence in his perfect plan. After all, the evil god of subspace is a powerful existence that cannot be ignored no matter which world he is placed in. He is full of confidence in his own strength.

At least in their lifetime, they have never encountered an existence that can completely wipe them out, after all, they represent the emotions of mortals!

As long as there is one creature in this world that can think, then the four gods of chaos will never be defeated, let alone eliminated!
"Now that you've planned everything, let the blessing begin."

Looking at the confident smile on Tzeentch's face, Nurgle felt a sudden burst of uneasiness in his heart, but in the end he chose to join this investment in another world.

———— System space

"Ahhhh-"

At this time, Luo Han's consciousness was kneeling on the floor in the space in pain, and four strange lights of red, blue, green and purple were constantly shining from his body, tormenting his tired soul all the time.

The surrounding ground was full of scattered magic props and alchemy potions. It was obvious that he had tried various methods to alleviate the pain of his soul, but nothing worked.

"Ding~ It is detected that the body of the host is receiving the blessing of Khorne, and the following characteristics are automatically obtained: 'Blood Feast'!
[Blood Feast]: Recover 0.1% of blood volume every second, and it will take effect automatically when in melee. "

"Ding~ It is detected that the body of the host is receiving Tzeentch's blessing, and automatically obtains the following characteristics: 'Magic Screen', 'Gate of Destiny'!
[Magic Screen]: The host's body will be covered with a magical barrier to resist damage, and can bear the curse for the host if necessary.

[Gate of Destiny]: Summon a team of Tzeentch Chaos Warriors to fight for you. They will faithfully obey the Lord of Change's most beloved God Chosen, because their hearts and minds are under your control. "

"Ding~ It is detected that the host's body is receiving Nurgle's blessing, and automatically obtains the following characteristics: 'Regeneration Core'!
[Regeneration Core]: Continuously heal allies in the nearby range, healing +0.8% per second, duration 30 seconds, cooldown time 1 minute. "

A series of complicated and weird system prompts began to ring in Luohan's ears continuously, and the cold tone seemed to be able to soothe Luohan's painful heart.

Although the current Luohan is only in the state of soul hiding in the system space, he can still keenly perceive that his body is constantly distorting. Combined with the previous system's prompt sound, it is obvious that he is ascending the demon!
Looking at the four rays of light constantly flashing on his body, Luo Han forced his weak body to get up from the floor, and then cursed angrily:

"Gods of Chaos, don't you want to use me to interfere with those innocent different worlds!"

After finishing speaking, he set his sights on the explosives with various poisons and rune magic not far away, and in his heart, he had already made a plan to die with the demons outside.

The scene that had been imagined countless times in his heart finally appeared, and the Chaos Gods were about to use his time-traveling ability to go to those innocent worlds and pass on the terrible corruption to more victims.

Suffering enough from the corruption of Slaanesh, he would rather die than become a mind-twisted monster of Chaos!

The only thing that makes him feel a little regretful is that if he really dies in the ensuing revenge, then the plan to fight against chaos can only be fought by Ms. Mist alone.

However, just as he was about to climb to the shelf where various rune bombs were placed, a bold idea suddenly popped up in Rohan's mind:

"No... The Chaos Gods are not invincible. Maybe I really don't have the capital to defeat them now, but that doesn't mean that others don't!"

Recalling a certain world that he accidentally discovered during his exploration, Luo Han couldn't help showing a ferocious expression on his face.

It was an unknown world that Rohan had never explored. There were countless beautiful planets in the vast universe, which once made him greedy to colonize and occupy them.

After all, it is a real resource planet. It is not difficult to see from the vegetation and hills overlooking from the sky that these planets are all perfect worlds that are completely livable and similar to the earth!
Although the medieval warhammer world where Rohan lives does not have space navigation technology, with the power of the Mist Lady, he and his army can still be transported to those planets.

However, just when Rohan was about to lead the army to prepare for the colonial war, he was horrified to see a scene that could distort the world view:
I saw a blue light and shadow similar to a huge human figure suddenly appearing in the universe out of thin air. The huge body covering the sky and the sun is even enough to cover the surrounding planets and the sun, and the light it emits is so solemn and warm.

What's even more frightening is that with the blue light and shadow constantly swinging the surrounding meteorites, a brand new habitable planet was inexplicably created by the other party, and then kept floating at the other party's fingertips.

For some reason, Rohan was even able to observe with his own naked eyes that some kind of human-like creature was born on that planet, and he was even able to make simple bronze weapons!

This unknown life form was able to create a livable planet and supporting life in the blink of an eye. This is simply the legendary creator!
It is no exaggeration to say that even the legendary ancient sages do not have such a technology, right?

If the divine power of the Misty Lady is the candle that illuminates Lohan in the dark, then the divine power of this unknown life form can be called a sun-like existence.

Fearing that the unknown Creator would discover his whereabouts, Rohan urgently closed the portal to another world, and at the same time classified that world as the most dangerous world without hesitation.

He originally thought that he might never have the chance to open that portal again in his life, but he didn't expect that his last hope would be pinned on that unknown Creator, which has to be said to be really ironic.

"Now we can only hope that the unknown Creator is strong enough to have the power to defeat the Chaos Gods...?"

(End of this chapter)