The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 363 Kobold's Wrath

"It's that unreasonable kobold coming!"

"Vampires! The Ring of Mobius is full of vampires, and several bloodthirsty monsters are flying towards the palace of Slaanesh on the sixth floor. We have been surrounded by the army of Khorne!"

"This is impossible. The Lord of Pleasure didn't give us any warning. How did these bastards enter the Slaanesh Demon Realm?"

……

Looking at the yellow-red portal that was slowly tearing apart the space in the arena, every Slaanesh demon present stood up subconsciously, staring at the red demon that was pouring out of the portal.

Vampires, vampires beyond count!
"Blood sacrifice to the blood god, skull sacrifice to the skull seat!"

Countless Khorne demons began rushing out of the portal. They frantically waved the sword of hell engraved with profane runes in their hands, and launched a swift and violent attack on the Slaanesh demons in the audience.

Among them, some Norsca war gangs who believed in Khorne were sent into the Slaanesh Demon Realm, but after they were only slightly stunned, they immediately distinguished the relationship between the enemy and us:

"Those unclothed perverts are definitely our enemies, for blood and glory, kill them!"

"For the sake of the Lord of Pleasure, brothers and sisters, let us repel these damned lackeys of Khorne together!"

"Wait, can anyone tell me what's going on, what's going on with this inexplicable war?"

……

For a moment, the entire Mobius Ring was completely reduced to a purgatory of blood, and countless chaos demons fought with believers, and by the way, those ignorant spectators were engulfed.

Although fierce wars broke out between the four gods of chaos from time to time, most of the cases were proxy wars of a playful nature, more to vent their dissatisfaction with each other.

With such an inexplicable sneak attack like now, is Khorne ready to set off a great war?

Doesn't the kobold who is in a rage every day not worry about losing both sides, and eventually being taken advantage of by the other two Chaos evil gods?

"Damn Khorne, it's fine if you initiate the war, why do you want to destroy my gorgeous arena? Don't you know that the cost of rebuilding cannot be reimbursed?"

Looking at the Chaos Egg of Khorne that was constantly destroying the Mobius Ring in the distance, the Keeper of Secrets who was in charge of hosting the gladiator only felt that his heart was bleeding, so he subconsciously prepared to look for his newly found cash cow.

Then he saw a scene that made him feel extremely angry and frightened:
"Skaar Bloodfury! Put down the elf in your hand immediately, he belongs to the Lord of Pleasure!"

I saw that the originally empty arena was full of Khorne demons running out of the portal, and in an imperceptible corner, a Khorne champion with a double ax on his back was carrying the unconscious Rohan into the Portal.

Seeing this scene, the Keeper of Secrets suddenly realized that these Khorne demons were not here to provoke wars at all, but to rob people!

Good guy, if the Lord of Pleasure knows that the elf she likes has been robbed in the Mobius ring, I'm afraid chopping it up won't be enough to repay the mistake, right?
Never let them take people away!

"Hahaha—maybe this tender bean sprout once belonged to your master Slaanesh, but now he has fallen into my hands, so naturally it will also be a gift from the blood father!"

Hearing that the Keeper of Secrets was roaring at him in the distance, Skaar, the champion of Khorne who was dragging the fainted Rohan to leave, couldn't help laughing wildly, apparently not caring about the threat of the Keeper of Secrets .

As a champion of Khorne who has been revived countless times by Khorne, Skaar naturally has proud capital:
As the most promising Norse in the Northland, he was able to chop people around with an ax as early as three years old, and successfully defeated his tribal chief at the age of 14 in a duel.

After being blessed by Khorne, he even dominated the Chaos Demon Realm. Whether it was other Yankees, Chaos monsters, or even the powerful Slaanesh Keeper, he became his hunting target!

With such a brilliant resume, a mere secret keeper actually tried to make him give up the mission assigned by the blood god by verbal threats. Where does this come from?

After looking up and glancing at the bloody battle in the distance, Skaar suppressed the desire to kill in his heart and squatted down, looking curiously at Rohan who looked like a 'sleeping beauty' on the ground and murmured:

"Speaking of which, why did the Blood God take a fancy to such a weak young bean sprouts, who obviously don't look very good at fighting?"

Perhaps influenced by the ambiguous environment of the Slaanesh Demon Realm, Skaar even began to wonder if there was some kind of relationship between this bean sprouts and the Blood Queen Valkia.

Could it be that relying on his status as being favored by the blood god to enjoy the pillow breeze next to the brass throne, and then taking the opportunity to want the little boy in the rivers and lakes to take it for himself?

Thinking of this, Scarl's gaze towards the unconscious elf at his feet gradually became unfriendly.

It seems that Valkia seems to have been talking about the name of a certain elf some time ago, and she also yelled that she wanted to make the other party a follower of the blood god. Could it be this guy?

Feeling that he had discovered the truth, Skaar couldn't help but widen his eyes, then stared blankly at the portal that was already close at hand and couldn't help but think wildly:

"It seems that Valkia was a Norscan like me before, so after becoming a devil prince, he still has the wild habits from when he was the patriarch?"

If I kill this tender bean sprouts now, can I help the kobolds avoid the fate of the tauren?
Such an unfathomable question has obviously surpassed Skaar's brain, so the grumpy champion subconsciously lowered the battle ax in his hand, and fell into thinking in a daze.

The vampires and Chaos Warriors of Khorne passing by couldn't help but look at the champion warrior who was stunned in place with strange eyes, not understanding what happened.

As devout believers of the God of War and Glory, they only need to keep collecting blood and heads to dedicate to the Brass Throne, so why stop and think?
"Jie Jie Jie~"

However, when Skaar lowered his head and fell into thinking, none of the demons present noticed a strange colorful light flashed in the blood-red sky, and finally turned into eagle claws and grabbed the unconscious Rohan!
"what……?!"

Skaar and the surrounding demons only felt that a strong bright light suddenly exploded from their eyes, and the sting from the eyes made all the creatures close their eyes subconsciously.

When they came back to their senses, they found that Luo Han, who had fallen on the ground, had disappeared!

"Where is he going?!"

"Roar?"

"Roar!"

Seeing that the gift originally belonged to the blood god suddenly disappeared in front of them, not to mention Skaar as the champion warrior, even the vampires standing around stopped in surprise.

Unlike the Norscans who were temporarily sent to top pack, they, as secondary Chaos Demons, knew very well that the main goal of this war was to send the elves back to the Khorne Demon Realm.

And the elves who were the target now disappeared inexplicably. If the blood god knew about their dereliction of duty, wouldn't they be chopped up on the spot?

For a while, the Khorne demons who were still wantonly destroying in the Mobius ring fell silent, and only those carefree Khorne chaos eggs were still going crazy.

————A subspace chess and card room
If the Chaos Demon Realm is a chessboard belonging to the evil god of the subspace, then the Scarlet Sea of ​​Blood God Khorne is undoubtedly the evil force with the largest area and strength on the chessboard.

What a dreadful land of scarlet, red with all the blood that has been spilled upon it, jagged at every corner, and hideous gaps in the rugged ground!

Countless Khorne demons and monsters struggled to climb out of the boiling pool of blood, and they picked up all kinds of weapons that could be seen everywhere to fight each other, as if the meaning of their birth was only to gain a touch of attention from the brass throne.

However, these low-level subspace creatures do not know that their expectant eyes are now watching the distant world on the other side:

Rumbling--

At this time, if someone can look at the entire Chaos Demon Realm in a higher-dimensional way, they will be surprised to find that the scarlet sea is constantly expanding towards the pink and blue areas next door.

There is no doubt that this is a sign of the coming war!

Located above the sea of ​​blood and lava wasteland in the deepest part of the Khorne Demon Realm, a roar full of brutality and anger suddenly came from the sky, echoing throughout the bloody wasteland:
"If your purpose of doing this is purely to piss me off, then congratulations, your ever-changing piece of shit managed to piss me off!"

Accompanied by this angry roar that spread throughout the Chaos Wasteland, the already irritable subspace creatures began to crazily tear apart everything around them.

"Hehehe, why did you suddenly become so angry? Maybe you should really consider spending some time cultivating new life to polish your violent character."

A kind old man who was busy planting and cultivating new strains in the garden heard Khorne's angry roar, so he stroked his beard and came to the table to watch, and finally looked at the messy chessboard with a headache.

He just went to the garden to look at his newly planted plants, and by the way, to see how those lovely Nurglings are doing recently.

Why did you just come back and see that the whole chessboard was in a mess?
"My warriors are about to send that elf back to my Demon Realm, but now you suddenly jump out and intervene, don't you know that this behavior has violated the law between us?"

(To tell a ghost story, there are laws that the Chaos Gods need to abide by in Warpspace. I heard that even the one on the golden toilet must abide by them. I don’t know if it’s true?)
However, Khorne didn't pay any attention to Nabi's intentions. His scarlet eyes filled with anger were fixedly staring at the rainbow mosaic not far away who was pretending to be nonchalant, and the girl who was manicuring her nails on the other side.

The kobolds are furious, and the consequences are dire!
Not long ago, Khorne, who was always boiling with anger in his heart, was watching with satisfaction a Holy Grail knight who had killed two bloodthirsty demons by means of a sneak attack, and then reached out his hand to promote him to be a demon prince.

After all, although the technique was a bit despicable, being able to defeat two bloodthirsty monsters head-on in a simple situation still proved the great strength of the Holy Grail Knight.

However, at this moment, Tzeentch, who was plotting some kind of conspiracy next to him, 'accidentally' put a card in his hand in front of him, which immediately aroused Khorne's curiosity.

Although the rainbow mosaic took the card back quickly, Khorne, who thought he had successfully peeped, still noticed the content on the card:
The hermaphrodite who has always been at odds with him has actually captured a brave and skilled elf from the mortal world, and is now locking him in the arena for a bloody fight!

As the god of war and courage, he was bokied when he saw the brave figure of the elf standing in the arena full of corpses of Slaanesh believers and attacking the devil prince recklessly.

It's not that he has a bit of ordinary desire like Slaanesh, but he simply admires this elf who dares to fight with demons in the realm of chaos, so he just wants to take a few more glances.

As for a Holy Grail Knight who has become a Chaos Egg due to excessive blessing?
Heh~ Holy Grail Knights are rare, but elves who can enter the subspace and fight demons to the death are obviously even rarer, okay?

So with the help of an unknown 'friendly' Tzeentch, who did not want to be named, Khorne's line of sight successfully avoided Slaanesh's firewall and spied on the Mobius Ring on the fifth floor.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, the more Khorne looks at it, the more he feels that this little guy looks so familiar?

Hey, isn't this the little bastard who burned the hair of his figurine's wife some time ago, and also chopped off the head of the chosen one he blessed!
For Valkia's failure, Khorne, who had always protected his shortcomings, actually had no intention of blaming him. Instead, he was more interested in defeating the elf lord Rohan, who he personally blessed the demon prince.

When he saw the bloody scene where Rohan pounced on the demon prince Mesar's neck and kept biting and swallowing, while tearing the other's chest with his sharp claws, Khorne felt his heart tremble suddenly.

I want this!

The ecstatic Khorne opened the portal to Slaanesh's Demon Realm without much thought. Eight powerful bloodthirsty demons led their respective legions to start the unscrupulous killing as a gift for the upcoming arrival of the elves. .

Even Rohan's follow-up arrangement, Khorne has already prepared in advance:
Now that Valkia, who created the flesh himself, is the kanban lady who welcomes male challengers, so how can there be no kanban man who welcomes female challengers?

"Bring it to you!"

However, just when the elf he was looking forward to was about to be delivered to him, Tzeentch, who was always pretending to be transparent next door, suddenly stabbed in and took away the elf that belonged to him!
Is there any king law?Are there any laws?
(End of this chapter)