The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 360 Happy Whip
"The poor cat bit the master, I didn't expect that the Lun family would be bitten one day, it seems that I have to wait for a while to pet myself..."

In the luxurious palace located on the sixth ring of the Slaanesh Demon Territory, the Lord of Pleasure was lazily lying on her soft bed made of the fur of unknown creatures, looking at her soft and boneless fingers with a little regret.

Although the slash that Luohan performed just now was his full blow, even the claws of Shengyao cooperated very well to burst out the terrifying power that could destroy the soul of the Chaos God Venerable Great Demon.

But in the eyes of Slaanesh, one of the four gods of chaos, it's just that the pets he captured have not yet fully surrendered to him.

But the little guy was able to wield a sword knowing his identity and strength. This rare and precious courage is probably even stronger than the demons of the rough guys under Khorne's command?
"Hmph~ This is annoying the Lun family. They can't think of any good training methods for a while. It seems that they can only be thrown in the duel field for a while."

Looking at the tiny white mark on his fingertips that didn't even pierce the skin, Slaanesh casually put it into his bright red lips and licked it lightly, then shook his head in distress.

Although the art of war and elegant sword skills shown by Rohan made her appreciate it very much, it could also become the capital appreciated by Khorne next door.

If a Chaos believer feels the pursuit of beauty and martial arts from the battle, then he may degenerate and become a Slaanesh believer; if he simply enjoys killing and glory, he will become a Khorne believer.

It is precisely because the gap between the two is not too large that the relationship between Slaanesh and Khorne is full of hostility, and it can even be said that they are irreconcilable!
If we compare the subspace to a "harmonious and loving" big family, then Khorne is the strong and strong father, Tzeentch is the stepmother who sows discord, Nabi is the kind and kind grandfather, and Slaanesh is the stinky younger brother who likes to dress up and hang out in nightclubs.

As a frequent visitor to the gym, his father, Khorne, was naturally very displeased with his mother's stinky younger brother. After all, Fang Fang was a hero just now, and only girls should dress up.

Who would have thought that my younger brother would change into women's clothing in the blink of an eye, and then directly undergo a sex reassignment operation, and even run home with all kinds of messy friends!
Good guy, now the stinky brother has become a stinky sister!
Coupled with the scrambling relationship between believers, Khorne and Slaanesh are more hostile than the other two gods. Basically, every meeting will turn into a big melee.

And the relationship between Tzeentch and Napi is not optimistic. After all, his father Khorne, who is physically strong, has brute force but more than IQ. It is easy to fall into the trap with just a few provocative words:
"Oh, you are so good to your baby, and he always makes you angry. It's really shameful."

No need to do it yourself, just a few words of instigation and incitement, Tzeentch's stepmother can hide behind the door and happily watch the fierce scene in the room where the bamboo strips are being copied and the stinky sister is tearing each other.

However, it is precisely because of this chaotic scene that Tzeentch's stepmother, who is the culprit of all this, will be disgusted by Nurgle who hopes to have a harmonious family.

A good family has been tossed like this, and it changes every day. Why can't we just calm down and accept the status quo, and let everyone live an honest life together?

However, it is such a family full of contradictions, but now they have to live hard in a small house (subspace), which has to be said to be a tragedy full of comedy.

As the youngest sister in the family, although Slaanesh does not care about the threat of Khorne, she still needs to consider the urgent reality of competing with the other party for followers:

Now that Luohan's fighting style has become more and more violent and brutal, she feels a little uneasy. She always feels that this little guy picked up will be targeted by a savage kobold soon!
You must know that although the four gods of chaos now occupy most of the subspace, this does not mean that each other's power cannot cover each other's domain.

Once Rohan erupts a blood thirst that is different from Slaanesh's in the battle, then the dimensional rift of Khorne may appear in the Slaanesh Demon Realm at any time, and take Rohan away like Prince Charming.

This is something she absolutely cannot allow!

However, Luohan didn't seem to be very impressed with the armor and food she sent. Although she could choose to show up in person to seduce the other party, it would be too out of place.

Thinking of this, the Lord of Pleasure stood up from the sofa with catwalks, then got up and came to his indescribable dressing table, and murmured to his perfect self in the mirror:
"It seems that the usual way of seduction can no longer shake the little guy's heart, why not... try a beauty trick?"

———Möbius Ring, Slave Fence
Gollum~
From time to time, there was a grunting sound that symbolized hunger in the cell. All kinds of tempting delicacies that could arouse the appetite were placed on the floor, exuding steaming white smoke and a tangy aroma.

Several Slaanesh erotic demons were constantly busy carrying the cold food on the ground, and then they would bring freshly baked delicacies on the ground, continuing to tempt the hungry Rohan inside.

And in the open space not far from the cell, several highly skilled cooks from another world were constantly busy with all kinds of barbecue and stir-fried vegetables, and they didn't even forget to use their fans to fan the cell window.

Bang Chi Bang Chi~
The sound of continuous frying in the iron pan and various scents continuously drifted into the cell, making the already hungry Luohan feel even more irritable, and could not help but grit his teeth and growl:

"Birth..."

Even in the training camp of the black guards in Naggarond, the cruel and cruel Drucci instructors never let him go hungry. After becoming the captain of the guards, he never lacked money and food, and his life was quite nourishing.

However, now that he cannot perceive the concept of time in the subspace, Luo Han has no idea how long he has been hungry, let alone replenish his physical strength.

Now he doesn't want to leave the subspace alive, he just wants the arena to open as soon as possible, and then takes the opportunity to rush to the auditorium and slaughter all those damned demon princes!

Just when Luo Han's heart fell into a rage, a pleasant female voice suddenly came from outside the door, making the corners of Luo Han's closed eyes twitch slightly:

"Is that guy still not eating a bite?"

"You are... Maid of Slaanesh—Sire Silver Snake? How did you become like this?"

"Hehehe, this is the body that the great Lord of Pleasure personally blessed me with. She not only restored my former appearance, but even adjusted my posture and voice. Doesn't it look great?"

"Wow, I'm so envious!"

"Yeah~ Don't fumble with your pliers!"

……

The sound of Slaanesh's demons playing and fighting with each other came from outside, while Luo Han in the cell was still meditating silently on the bed, hoping to get rid of the influence of the outside world on him.

He didn't want to pay attention to the new Slaanesh maid outside, but after a burst of light footsteps came into the cell, the rather teasing tone of the other party made Rohan subconsciously open his eyes:
"Hello, St. Rohan, the great Lord of Pleasures, let me send my greetings to you. From today onwards, I will take care of your daily life. Please take care of me~"

"Hmph, is it that my death is approaching, or is it that I have already survived a beauty trick?"

"May I take that statement as a compliment?"

Luo Han raised his eyebrows and looked at the succubus in front of him with a light pink high ponytail, and then set his eyes on the two plump and slender snow-white palms in front of him, with a hint of surprise in his eyes.

Aren't Slaanesh's demons all yin and yang crab people, and there is such a pure female body?
And although the shape and costumes are very similar to the maid of Slaanesh, and even inherited the enchanting little hooves and the heart-shaped tail of the succubus, but just from the appearance, it looks like an elf woman with a plump figure.

Seemingly aware of the surprise in Rohan's eyes, the Slaanesh maid named Hill couldn't help twisting her body a little shyly, then raised her hands and joked:
"The Lord of Pleasure thinks you might like me the way I am now, or do you actually prefer us the way we were?"

"No matter what you become, you can't change that rotten soul after all. How about you stretch your neck to my claws, and I will help you get rid of this twisted pain."

Facing Hill's ridicule, Luo Han just responded with a sneer, and then went back to bed to meditate, not intending to have any interaction with this succubus.

Even if Luo Han starved to death, died outside, and jumped from the Chaos Demon Realm, he would not eat anything from the devil!
"Don't be so anxious to refuse people. I specially brought you food that has not undergone any pollution. After all, you have to go to the arena to fight hard. Replenishment is very important."

Faced with this situation, Hill didn't feel any discouragement. Instead, he thoughtfully put a plate of bread with steak sandwiched between them and a glass of warm water on the ground, and then brought in various luggage from outside and entered the opposite cell.

Obviously, this is the plan to forcibly become Luohan's roommate!
"The Lord of Pleasure wants me to get along with you for a while, so Drax recommended that I bring soap for bathing and bedding for sleeping, as well as perfume and wound medicine for you, and..."

Hill is like a little girl traveling for the first time. At this moment, she takes out all kinds of small items from the bag she brought, and shows off to Luohan with her little hand from time to time:
"This is the top pure natural lipstick from another world. Even as an elf, you must have never seen such a beautiful color before?"

"..."

Luohan didn't want to pay attention to this inexplicably familiar succubus at all, after all, as the other party said, she was just a succubus sent by Slaanesh to monitor and make her fall, that's all.

To him, Hill is nothing more than a pink skull trying to mess with his practice.

Although the other party's innocent appearance like a little girl makes him feel a little bit emotional, it also shows that Chaos is harmful to people, and he must free her if he finds the right opportunity!
In this way, a rather strange scene appeared in the cell of Slaanesh Demon Realm:
As a succubus, Hill kept pestering Lohan like a salesman in an unknown time and space. From time to time, he would take out small items from his luggage to introduce, but he was only treated coldly by the other party.

However, even though he was rejected, Hill kept trying to get close to Luo Han, hoping to sell these cosmetics and even himself to the other party.

There is no doubt that if this kind of selfless spirit is placed in the world of Luohan's previous life, then it will undoubtedly be the gold medal sales of the 4S shop!
Just when Rohan was harassed by Hill, the Keeper of the Secret who hosted the arena finally walked into the prison, and then looked at the untouched dinner plate on the ground and persuaded:
"Hey, Elf, it's your turn to play next. Your opponent will be a demon prince. Don't you really plan to eat something to restore your strength?"

"Humph……"

"Hehe~ My little brother has quite a personality, but I don't know how long your persistence can last?"

At this moment, Rohan is like a smelly and hard stone, and the Lord of Pleasure is not prepared to take coercive measures, so even the Keeper of Secrets has nothing to do about it.

slam-la-

Just when Luohan was about to get up and go to the arena, the keeper suddenly threw a black bracelet on the ground through the desecration fence, and then explained with a smirk:
"You don't think that we will easily send you to the arena without preparation, after all, you are still not obedient, who can guarantee that you will not mess around?
Don't worry, this bracelet is a gift from the Lord of Pleasure himself. It will not cause any corrosion to your body and soul, it just ensures that you will not leave the prison and the arena. "

Obviously, the strength that Luohan showed some time ago and the ability to kill demons has already worried the secret keeper as the organizer, so he prepared this method.

It's just...why does this bracelet have some weird Y patterns on it!

Looking at the very weird and shameful bracelet on the ground, Luohan looked at the heart with a winged heart logo embroidered with black lines all over his face, and he couldn't help but recall Slaanesh's bad laugh in his mind.

After a fierce ideological struggle in his heart, Rohan finally put the bracelet on his wrist under the expectant eyes of Hill and the keepers.

Fortunately, this bracelet doesn't have any profane runes that symbolize Slaanesh. If you just wear it, there shouldn't be any major mistakes, right?

"Ding~ It has been detected that the host has been equipped with a magic item, and the system is scanning...

【Happy Whip · Remnant】

The **whip, which is composed of ** and **, has the ** magic that can make people **. It is often used to train and tame those disobedient slaves and masochists, and at the same time, it can make the masochists **! "

(End of this chapter)