The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 359 Slaanesh: Open your mouth, ah~
Peng~
After a violent impact like lightning and flint, Luohan couldn't help reaching out to touch the breastplate with a white mark on his chest, and then looked vigilantly at Esk, who was already drenched in blood.

Since becoming the Lord of Dread, Rohan has basically never let himself fall into any possible bitter battles, but chose to use strategic methods to crush the enemy by virtue of his firepower and equipment advantages.

After all, as early as a hundred years ago when he first became a student of the Black Guard of Naggarond, his mentor once warned him:

"When you find yourself caught in an absolutely fair contest, the first possibility is that you have been ambushed with a high probability; the second possibility is that your tactical level is as bad as shit!"

It is precisely because he has kept his mentor's words in his heart all these years that he did not die young like ordinary black guards who were eager for quick success, reckless and fearless.

Although this kind of strategy is a bit wretched, it is precisely because of this that he was able to climb step by step from a reborn elf with no background to the position of the captain of the black guard, and he was even named a fear lord within a year.

It is precisely because he has become accustomed to this relatively peaceful farming life that the always stable Rohan may not have put himself in danger for a long time, and he seldom engages in single-handed combat with the enemy on the frontal battlefield.

Why does he need to take action himself when he can use firepower to suppress and solve the problem?
However, looking at the eye-catching crack on his chest now, Luo Han couldn't help showing a bitter smile, and then stretched his hand to his waist with emotion and complained:

"It's been a long time since I met such a challenging opponent, and I never thought that a lowly human being can do this. You are really amazing."

"Stop talking nonsense, now you can occupy the advantage in the arena, but it is impossible for you to maintain such an advantage for the rest of your life!"

At this moment, Esk, who was covered in wounds all over his body, didn't even bother to respond to Rohan's praise. After all, this kind of praise from the enemy was simply a great insult to him.

Although Luo Han's eyes were full of respect for his strength, he could always feel a sense of discrimination against his identity and glory.

The fact is indeed the case, as a mortal, Esk was able to almost kill Lohan by virtue of his own strength, and this alone can prove his impressive strength and potential.

If such a powerful fanatic of pleasure is really promoted by Slaanesh, it will become a serious disaster in the future!

"I didn't want to expose my hidden weapon so early, but in order to avoid having long nights and dreams, I still ask you to die obediently."

Thinking of this, Rohan slammed the big sword in his hand on the ground, then reached out and pulled out a bolt pistol from the belt hidden at his waist, aiming at Esk, who was unable to dodge, and pulled the trigger!
Snapped--

Accompanied by a burst of dazzling flames, a silver-plated exorcism pellet slowly flew out of the bore of the bolt pistol, and then directly embedded in Esk's defenseless chest, and exploded into countless fine fragments.

Although it is much behind the Imperial Bolt Gun of Warhammer 40k next door, it is just right for a Slaanesh fanatic who is not wearing any armor!

Eske, who was born in a tribal society, obviously didn't expect that the iron box in Luohan's hand could attack from a distance. When he realized it, he found that his chest had already exploded with blood!
"Ah ah ah—"

Dozens of fine exorcism shrapnel were deeply embedded in his chest, and the torn muscles and organs continuously spewed out horrific blood, accompanied by his painful wailing.

After decades of being in the Slaanesh Demon Realm, he naturally also suffered from a certain degree of corrosion, so the enchanted shrapnel embedded in his body caused him endless pain like burning his internal organs.

Papa afraid——

However, Luo Han did not intend to stop at all. Seeing that Eske, who had fallen to the ground, did not seem to die completely, he decisively began to pull the trigger frantically, and did not stop until all five bullets fell on the opponent.

And the continuous and frequent shooting seemed to have killed the bolt pistol in his hand, so Luo Han simply threw it on the ground, and then swung his sword directly to split it into the opposite side before giving up.

Because all this happened so fast, even the Secret Keeper in charge of the gladiator only had time to get up and try to stop Luohan, but in the end he was still a step too slow.

"Tsk, it's troublesome now."

Seeing the parts that had been chopped into pieces by Rohan scattered all over the place, the Keeper in charge of the duel couldn't help but wiped his forehead with the pliers, obviously feeling very headache about what happened right now.

While the demons of Slaanesh do not completely ban ranged weapons and magic like the followers of Khorne, such weapons are obviously not allowed to be carried in the arena.

However, due to the previous order of the Lord of Pleasure, Rohan was not searched at all when he was sent into the Mobius Ring, so even the armor was preserved.

Although he can push all these responsibilities to the Lord of Pleasure, it is clear that the demon audience who paid to enter the venue have all fallen into anger:
"This is a despicable sneak attack, there is no sense of beauty at all!"

"We paid so much money to watch the duel, not to watch this kind of insignificant long-distance massacre, we want to watch elegant swordplay and duel!"

"Where is the referee! Why didn't he confiscate this guy's weapon before going on stage?"

……

Accompanied by the strange sound of water, the Slaanesh erinyes present stood up from the muddy slime seats one after another, and finally began to wave their pliers angrily, accusing Lohan in their words.

Except for the devil prince who bought Esk earlier, they didn't care whether he was dead or alive. What they cared more about was whether the casino would recognize Rohan's behavior.

After all, because Luohan is an elf sent by the Lord of Pleasure himself, many demons who are not too serious to watch the excitement began to bet one after another, and many demons who pursue the pleasure of Stud even bet all their wealth!

Just when they were so excited that they thought they could see the dawn of Stud's success, Luo Han suddenly chose to use a long-range sneak attack to deal with their opponents. Isn't this clearly looking for trouble?
Moreover, Esque's battle ax had clearly slashed on Rohan's body before, but it was resisted by the armor. This behavior also made many demons who bet on Esque feel very dissatisfied.

For a moment, the entire arena was filled with shouts and curses from demons, all accusing the organizers of not being strict enough in reviewing Arhat's equipment.

Esk's master wanted to climb into the arena even more angrily. If it wasn't for Luohan's ability to completely kill demons and being held back by several companions, he might have already come down to face the organizer.

"You don't need to worry about the outcome of this battle. Since this elf is a fighter sent to the Mobius Ring by the Lord of Pleasure himself, the equipment on him is naturally part of him."

Seeing this situation, the organizer's secret keeper could only pull out the Lord of Joy as a shield, and then continued to explain in order to take into account the emotions of all gamblers:

"Today's elven gladiatorial fight will end here for the time being. Tomorrow we will use a stricter method to review the equipment of both sides, and we promise to let you see the real elegant gladiatorial fight!"

Hearing this, the demons of Slaanesh who were about to make trouble slowly stopped, and then left the ring of Mobius with their own dissatisfaction and scolding.

Not only did this wrestling fail to give them enough painful souls, but it also failed to allow them to witness the graceful swordsmanship and perfect physique. It really disappointed them!

Not long after, there were no more moving figures in the Mobius Ring, and even the organizer's Secret Keeper and Rohan had left the arena, ready to prepare for the next trip.

ho... ho...

There was only that bloody figure still struggling on the ground, but it didn't take long for this wriggling piece of flesh to stop moving, and then merged with the bloody sand.

In the future, the Slaanesh champion warrior who will be regarded as a "half-god" by the Norscans, and the God-Chosen who commanded countless demons and war states-Esk, has disappeared forever in the long river of history.

———Slave fence, cell
If Eske's final fate is reduced to a pool of nameless corpses under the sand of the arena, then Lohan's treatment at this moment is simply comparable to heaven:
Countless top chefs have cooked the top dishes for him, all kinds of precious and delicious rare delicacies are exuding tempting aromas, seducing Rohan who just finished the battle.

And on the armor stand outside the prison cell, the Iselama silver armor that had been damaged due to the battle had already been replaced by a set of dark golden Baroque armor, emitting a faint golden light under the candlelight.

Compared with Rohan's original set of gorgeous dread lord armor, this set of dark gold armor exudes a sacred aura all the time, whether it is in the swirl pattern or the phoenix totem on the chest!

If it weren't for the fact that this set of armor was a gift from Slaanesh, he might have thought it was a set of armor from the distant Cathay or the ancient times of the elves.

"Thank you, the Lord of Pleasure, for the gift. This set of armor is the loot that Slaanesh once hid from the defeated Chaos lesser god. It is usually treasured in the depths of the palace. I didn't expect it to be given to you."

Looking at this gorgeous yet sacred legendary armor, Rohan couldn't help but hear the jealous words of the Keeper of Secrets before he left, and then he couldn't help but focus on those delicious meals.

I have to say that although Luo Han thinks his food standard is perfect enough, it is still far behind the chefs of Slaanesh Demon Realm:

Spices from Araby and Cathay, special fruits and vegetables from the inner circle of Ulthuan, and even some delicacies and fruits that Rohan has never seen are constantly tempting the hungry Rohan.

What was even more frightening was that, as the god of the mist, Luohan would actually feel a threat from these seemingly ordinary delicacies, which really frightened him a lot.

The food that can pose a threat to the God's Chosen, even the chef of Slaanesh Demon Realm, can't reach this level, right?
Gollum-

However, no matter how much Luo Han resisted, the cramps in his stomach and the aroma from his nose still made him feel very restless and restless.

Hungry, so hungry!

Although the gift of 'vigorous stamina' can endow the living saint with endless stamina and endurance, it also means that the quality and demand for food in Rohan has also increased a lot.

After all, Luo Han in his previous life was an out-and-out foodie. Now that he controls the power and status, he naturally needs to enjoy it. The money spent on food alone is as high as 650 gold coins every day!
In order to be able to taste the taste of his hometown, Luo Han even paid a lot of money to buy some cooks from Zhendan, who are on standby in the kitchen 24 hours a day, and serve food immediately when needed.

Under such circumstances, Slaanesh actually chose to seduce him with armor and delicious food. Which veteran cadre could stand such a temptation? !

"No, the food sent by Slaanesh will definitely be sugar-coated shells mixed with poison. Once I eat it, I'm afraid my tongue will be so tricky that I can't eat ordinary food anymore!"

However, facing the delicious food that was close at hand, Luo Han could only use his divine power to close his sense of smell, and at the same time relieve the discomfort in his stomach, then closed his eyes and began to meditate.

However, Luo Han, who was trying to resist his instinct at this time, did not realize what position he occupied in the heart of the Lord of Pleasure:
"You actually rejected the delicacy that the Lun family personally made for you. They specially took free time from the great game for this meal. How can you waste it like this~"

Just when Luo Han was about to get rid of the temptation of delicious food, a familiar charming voice popped out of his mind again. The sadness and regret in the words, like a young girl in bloom, made people feel heartbroken and numb.

Slaanesh is here again!
Luo Han, who was meditating, suddenly jumped up from the bed, then raised the big sword placed on the bedside and looked at the surrounding air. The murderous intent and anger in his eyes made Slaanesh amused.

As the youngest god among the four gods of chaos, she naturally has her own pride, so she couldn't help but sneer at Luo Han's sword:

"Courage is commendable, but you have no idea what you are going to face."

She can allow the kitten she brought back from the wild to show her teeth and claws at her, and she can also allow the other party to do some house demolition behavior that is not out of the ordinary, but if she dares to refuse to eat, then she must teach her a lesson!

However, there was no fear on Luo Han's face, but he looked at the flashing pink light in front of him in a calm tone and replied:

"Of course I know what I'm about to face. Slaanesh, the Princess of Pleasure, the Lord of Indulgence, the creator of beautiful things, and the symbol of corruption and desire, is also one of the four strongest of the Chaos Gods."

"Hmm~ A few more compliments, maybe the Lun family will be happy and willing to feed you personally~"

A serious introduction to Rohan.Slaanesh, who was still a little dissatisfied because the meals he made with his own hands was ignored, immediately became excited, and even looked at Luohan with eyes full of doting and coquettishness.

She thought it was a sign that Luohan was about to give in to her, so she manipulated the light group to take a plate of omelet rice made by herself from the table and came to Luohan, and said in a doting tone:

"Come on, open your mouth and say~"

However, facing the spoon that was about to reach his mouth, the holy claw of Luohan's left hand suddenly shone with dazzling golden light covering the blade, illuminating Luohan's handsome face and the muscles of his upper body.

"I know that you are very powerful, and I can't compete with you with my strength alone, but I just want to use my behavior to express an attitude to you:

I, Saint Rohan, am not a toy that you can handle at will, but your enemy! "

With a flash of golden light, Luo Han swung his sharp blade and slashed fiercely at the unsuspecting pink light ball, actually splitting the ball of light in half!

bang~
The omelet rice and the spoon that were floating in mid-air immediately smashed to the ground, and the golden egg skin and crystal clear rice grains looked extraordinarily dim under the golden light.

And Luo Han's eyes were fixed on the disappearing pink light cluster in mid-air, and then he stepped hard on the wreckage of the omelet rice.

Rather Stick to your guns!
(End of this chapter)