The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 320 Queen, You Don't Want to...

"It stinks, it stinks! Is this really what a capital city should smell like?"

Even before reaching the outskirts of King's Landing, Rohan could feel the strong stench in the air, which made him feel disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

The smell of rotting corpses is mixed with the stench of various excrement and sewage. In addition, this city with nearly 30 people does not seem to have any sewage system, which makes the whole city filthy.

It is precisely because of the combination of various elements that this city, which was originally the capital of the king, has achieved the "scent in shit"!
What's even more outrageous is that because the elves have an exceptionally sensitive sense of smell, even the youngest Drucci warrior in the team can smell the unpleasant smell in the air.

"Is this the capital of human beings? I don't think even the sewer pipes used by those slaves are so dirty?"

"Well... I've seen quite a few human cities, but neither the cities built by the Chloe Empire nor the Pendor Kingdom, or even the cities of Bretonnia have ever smelled so bad, have they?"

"Maybe we made a mistake. Maybe human cities are all dirty like this. It seems that Lord Rohan should think about how to get along with humans."

……

The elf warriors inevitably began to discuss with each other with some doubts, and the undisguised voice immediately reached the ears of Robert and the other King's Landing nobles present, making their faces blush.

After all, the chaos in King's Landing City has not lasted for a day or two, but they have not chosen to manage it because of financial problems, but let the slums appear.

Looking at it now, it seems that the elves look down on all human beings after years of laissez-faire?

"This... In fact, I have only taken over this country for more than ten years, and years of wars have caused financial constraints, so maybe the city's environment is indeed a bit bad."

Looking at the elves who looked distressed, Robert could only bite the bullet and try to use words to change the elves' first impression of King's Landing, but with little success.

After all, even Ramsay Snow, who had turned into a dog after wearing a set of silver mail, subconsciously covered his nose and fanned himself at the moment, as if he was also a noble elf with a cleanliness habit.

Rohan secretly sealed his sense of smell and perception with divine power, then flapped his wings helplessly and said regretfully to Robert:

"I'm sorry, but the smell is too strong, so I will fly directly into your Red Castle later, as for my soldiers, don't go in with me and suffer."

"...I'm very sorry, I will prepare a banquet for you in the hall of the Red Castle."

Seeing that Rohan had ordered the elf army to camp on the spot, Robert, who knew he was ashamed, didn't have much to say, he could only watch Rohan fly towards the Red Castle.

It has to be said that although Rohan's behavior was a bit disrespectful in terms of diplomatic etiquette, it was indeed because he, the king, failed to manage his own capital well and could not blame the elves.

"Hey—maybe I should really think about how to govern this country."

Looking at the civilians outside the slum who were constantly waving and cheering at the royal convoy, Robert couldn't help but look at their dirty and thin figures, and he had the idea of ​​governing the country after a long absence.

This is not only to restore the image of humans and King's Landing in the eyes of the elves, but also for these common people who have experienced decades of continuous harvest, but are still skinny!
However, Robert, who is working hard at this moment, doesn't know that just as he is about to rectify the country that he has abandoned for many years, the royal backyard is impatiently preparing for the red apricot to come out of the wall.

———King’s Landing, The Red Keep
"That is the commander of the elves in the legend, that is simply the legendary angel of the seven gods..."

"I'm really curious about his wings. When he comes down, I'll ask him if he can take them off for me to play with!"

"Sister, is this an angel?"

Inside the tower at the top of the Red Castle, three blond-haired children were looking at the divine figure soaring in the sky in amazement, their eyes full of yearning for traveling in the sky.

They are the three 'children' of King Robert, who are also the future heirs to the Iron Throne of the country - 'Joffrey the Eternal Emperor', 'Myrcella the Scorpion and the Serpent Heart' and the 'Loveless Trust the Great'.

At this time, the handsome Joffrey is not the future emperor of the ages, but at this time he is just a naive boy who hopes to take off Rohan's wings and play.

"If you want to take off my wings and play with them, it depends on whether you have the strength."

Hearing the discussion of the three little golden retrievers below, Luo Han immediately spotted the young man with a 'dominant aura' in his brows, so he slowly walked towards the balcony.

In his opinion, this future emperor of the ages is simply the best target tailor-made for him [Puppet King Project], and it is completely worth his energy to cultivate.

Because of this, he doesn't mind getting in touch with this boy first, and is going to see what the other person's character potential can do:
"You are Geoffrey, right? I heard your father mentioned you. He said that you are a weak and cruel child who needs to be trained well to become a child. I don't know if it is true?"

Joffrey's eyes were always on Rohan's wings and the gorgeous weapon on his body. After hearing Rohan's polite inquiry, he immediately jumped angrily and cursed:

"What! How could my royal father belittle me like this, you must be lying, I will let my hounds hack you to death!"

After all, he was really going to run to the door to open it. It seemed that he really planned to let his loyal guard 'Sandor the Hound' come in, and let the other party hack Rohan to death.

Seeing this, Joffrey's younger sister anxiously stretched out her hand to stop her brother, but then remembered the other's violent temper, and could only shout helplessly:

"Brother, he is a guest invited by the king, do you want to violate the sacred guest etiquette?"

And the young Tommen was standing by the wall at a loss, with snot bubbles on his nose, obviously not knowing how to deal with the current situation.

Seeing that Tommen could not be expected to be useful at all, the eyes of this kind-hearted little princess were immediately shrouded in a layer of mist, and then she looked at Luohan who was watching the theater with tears in her eyes and begged:

"Get out of here quickly, or you will really be hacked to death by that hound!"

Seeing that this little girl would take the initiative to worry about her own safety, Luo Han smiled and stretched out his hand to caress the other party's long golden hair as soft as a doll, and said softly:
"Silly girl, your father Robert once entrusted me to be responsible for knowing Geoffrey's way of governing the country. I originally planned to see what kind of person the future king of this country will be. Now it seems that you are more suitable to be a queen.

How about it, are you interested in becoming my first apprentice so that you can become the future queen of Westeros in the future? "

As soon as this remark came out, let alone Myrcella who was being stroked and Joffrey who opened the door, even Tommen, whose eyes were full of wisdom, stared blankly at Lohan.

Joffrey's teacher?Myrcella as Queen?

Each of these items alone is enough to subvert their cognition!

Hearing that Luo Han actually granted his future throne to someone else, the woodcutter's immature and handsome face immediately showed a hint of ferocity.

What kind of thing is this suddenly appearing elf, who dares to be so arrogant in his territory!

However, before he could yell again, a soft voice suddenly came from the door, telling Joffrey in doting words that almost made people feel nauseous:

"Joffrey, hurry up and apologize to Mr. Elf, you can't be a bad boy who violates guest etiquette, or your father will be angry~"

"Mother!"

Hearing his mother's order, Joffrey couldn't help roaring angrily, as if he wanted to show his majesty as the future king.

However, with his powerless arms and thin body, in Rohan's eyes, he was no different from a cub waiting to be fed.

However, compared to this ineffective His Royal Highness, Luo Han let go of Myrcella's messy blond hair, and set his sights on the blond beauty who entered the room:
This is a gorgeous beauty with Lannister's typical blond hair and emerald green eyes. She has a slender and plump figure and exceptionally fair skin. Coupled with the low-necked robe, which is intentional or unintentional, the whole person looks extra points.

Of course, since she had already given birth to three children, the traces of time still left some subtle surroundings on the face of the Light of the West, so she was still not as good as Isabel after all.

There is no doubt that this woman whom Joffrey calls mother is the wife of King Robert and the eldest daughter of the Lannister family in the Westlands - Cersei Lannister!
Just as Lohan was looking at Cersei, Cersei was also looking at Lohan, and finally set her eyes on the other's handsome face.

Even though she is already a young woman over [-] years old, Cersei still feels the long-lost spring heart when she witnesses that such a beautiful face can still exist in the world.

The last time she felt this way was when she first met the girl of her dreams, 'Rhaegar Targaryen'?

'I thought that Rhaegar's appearance was invincible, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him. He is indeed an elf! '

As a queen who always likes to judge people by their appearance, Cersei has never shy away from her love for those handsome men, let alone an elf like Lohan poking her xp?
The pair of wings exuding a faint light must be smooth to the touch, right?
Thinking of this, Cersei drove all the three little ones out of the room, and then bent down to apologize to Lohan:
"Your Excellency Elf, please allow me to apologize to you for Joffrey's rude behavior. This is just a fool of a child, and please don't feel sorry."

Accompanied by Cersei's movements, two small milky white watermelons were also exposed to Luohan's field of vision half-hidden by the pipa, allowing Luohan to appreciate this great fruit field.

This watermelon is really big, and this cherry is really pink~
Of course, Luo Han only glanced at her twice and then looked away. After all, the other party was Robert's wife anyway, so he wouldn't do such a despicable thing.

Although it was out of appreciation for art at the beginning, it is impolite to look at it~
After withdrawing his gaze, Rohan gracefully folded the wings behind his back, and then gracefully performed an elf salute to Cersei and praised:

"I have also heard about you, Your Royal Highness, King Robert once told me that you are the most beautiful woman in the Seven Kingdoms. When I saw you today, you are worthy of being the light of the Western Region."

"The so-called "Light of the West" is nothing more than others' admiration for me. If you are willing, would you like to accompany me to the courtyard of the Red Castle to discuss about Joffrey's education?"

Cersei readily accepted Rohan's compliment, and then came to Rohan's side on catwalks, took the initiative to embrace Rohan's arm, and then led him towards the courtyard.

For her, her body is just a weapon against men, just a way she uses to conquer men.

Of course, she wasn't completely rebellious because of sex, but more because she hoped to gain ideas about Robert from the other side.

What Luohan said to Myrcella just now was true and frightened her. Although she knew that the doctrine of the Seven Gods only allowed the king to pass the throne to a male heir, who knew what that drunkard was thinking?

After all, the various internal strife in the Targaryen family are still vivid, and even the nearest Blackfyre Rebellion was decades ago!
She believes that in order to ensure that her son can successfully ascend to the throne, she must make some sacrifices as a mother.

...time flies, the Great Hall of the Red Keep
Since there are a large number of gardeners in the Red Castle Garden, Cersei did not do anything out of the ordinary, but just wanted to provoke Rohan's will, so as to obtain news about the succession of the throne.

If it were any man in the Seven Kingdoms, after being so seduced by Cersei, he would probably have said all his plans in a daze, and then prepared to have a confrontation with the noble queen.

However, Luo Han is not an ordinary person, or he is not a person at all!

In order to prevent the stench in King's Landing from contaminating his body, Rohan has been using divine power to isolate the surrounding air and environment, so the enchanting perfume carefully prepared by Cersei did not come in handy.

What's more, the body of the Chosen One has long been invulnerable to all poisons. Even if Cersei really poured him a whole pot of enchanting wine, and then stood naked in front of him, he would at most stiffen slightly to show respect.

What's more, although Cersei's figure and appearance can be called the first in the Seven Kingdoms, but Rohan's vision has expanded to true goddesses like Lilith and Ladria, how could he be easily tempted?

However, Luohan was more interested in her three children than women, and really planned to take them all as apprentices.

"Madam, you don't want your children to be inferior in future achievements, do you?"

(End of this chapter)