Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 86 I Can Still Walk and I Can Show
Wu Gang was also stupid.

Does the Jade Emperor like this too?
I just escaped from the claws of the canopy, and how did I get into a bigger claw? Am I, Wu Gang, destined to escape by robbing men?
"Your Majesty... your majesty... appease your anger."

Wu Gang really cried.

I'm a tree feller, I really can't dance!
Male on top of male!
Why do people in your circle have this hobby? ?

The Jade Emperor said calmly:

"Since it was Nezha who asked you to dance and carefully prepared the makeup for you, let's praise it for everyone to see!"

Your Majesty... No!

The immortals also wanted to cry.

Why does this have to bring us?
Wu Gang looked at the Jade Emperor weakly, hesitated for a while, picked up the flat peach and stuffed it back, twisting his buttocks and humming:

"Come on~ be merry~ there's a lot of time anyway, come on~ love~ there's a lot of folly anyway."

"Come on~wandering~ Anyway, there are a lot of directions, come~pretentious~ Anyway, there are a lot of scenery."

drop!
"The negative emotions of every fairy family from Lingxiao Palace +999.×99"

"vomit…"

"Vomit…"

All the immortals collapsed on the spot, and many of them took out small handkerchiefs to cover their mouths, really vomiting.

Really.

This is really unbearable.

They are all convinced, the Jade Emperor must have drunk fake wine today, what kind of taste is this... what's the situation?

Is this inappropriate to kill people?
All the immortals looked at the Jade Emperor begging for mercy one by one, Your Majesty... please spare us!

The Jade Emperor was certain in his heart that no one except the canopy could teach such a coquettish and quick song.

very good!

The canopy guy is getting bolder and bolder.

The Jade Emperor pretended to be contemplative and said:

"It's okay, but I always feel that something is missing..."

"Wu Gang, I order you to go to Yaochi to meet the Queen Mother with the current makeup, and then perform the dance just now for the Queen Mother and ask her to give some pointers."

Wu Gang:? ? ?
What the hell!Why does it feel like deja vu?
The immortals also looked at the Jade Emperor in a daze. This is very Jade Emperor, who never forgot to share any "benefits" with the Queen Mother, and slipped away.

Wu Gang said with a complicated expression:
"Your Majesty, I... really want to go to Yaochi to praise the Queen Mother once?"

"That's right!"

The Jade Emperor replied seriously.

Wu Gang felt that it was outrageous, how could he be like a ball, kicking around, this... Immediately, with this appearance, he will be popular all over the heaven.

While muttering in his heart, he suddenly heard the Jade Emperor's voice transmission.

"Go to Yaochi to visit the Queen Mother, dance once in front of her, and remember to tell the Queen Mother that Tianpeng let you go."

"After the matter is done, I will act as if nothing happened, and if I can't do it well... From now on, you will be Guishu!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Wu Gang ran out of the Lingxiao Palace in a flash, feeling incredible in his heart, this shit? ?
Today is really lucky.

Not beaten to death by the Marshal in the Moon Palace, not beaten to death by the Jade Emperor and the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace, and now going to Yaochi?
I don't know if I can survive this catastrophe!

Yaochi.

A fairy came to report:
"Qi Niang Niang, Wu Gang from the Moon Palace is asking to see you."

"only…"

"He looks so ugly and disgusting."

The Queen Mother didn't care, and said lightly:

"Bring it in!"

The Queen Mother really didn't care. Wu Gang's slovenliness is indeed a bit ugly, but she doesn't care what she looks like at this level.

however.

When Wu Gang was brought to Yaochi, the Queen Mother's pupils dilated instantly, and she was stunned.

Many fairies in Yaochi also stared wide-eyed for a moment, this...isn't this too weird?

drop!
"Negative emotions from the Queen Mother +999. × 99"

"Fairy from Yaochi..."

"From..."

Moon Palace.

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly looked confused, he turned his head to look at Monkey King who had just rushed back, and asked:
"The Queen Mother is also in the Lingxiao Palace?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said in embarrassment:

"I... I didn't go in, I just saw that after Wu Gang entered Lingxiao Palace, I came back."

Yang Jian asked with a strange look: "Why did you ask her suddenly, what happened?"

Zhu Xiaopeng shook his head and didn't speak, feeling quite outrageous, is the Queen Mother in menopause?Why did you suddenly contribute so much negative emotion to me?

This has accumulated to 2000 million.

There are too many resources to run out!

It's just a pity that the negative emotions behind are not within the scope of the task, and this is only more than 20.00% of the progress!
……

In the fairyland.

Wu Gang had just finished dancing the "Happy" dance, and the Queen Mother was so angry!
This is clearly for disgusting people!

Outrageous.

This canopy is simply audacious, to dare to humiliate me like this, does he really think that with Laojun covering him, he can't teach him a lesson?
In the matter with Chang'e last time, I didn't get serious with him, and I already gave him a lot of face.

This canopy is kicking on the nose again...

wrong!

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother suddenly asked:
"Wu Gang, did you just say that the canopy forced you to come?"

What does Wu Gang say?

What Nezha told him was done, and he didn't owe Nezha.

He also finished what Zhu Xiaopeng handed over, and did not owe Zhu Xiaopeng.

So he is now completing the task assigned by the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor said it was the marshal, so it was the marshal.

"Hui Niangniang, yes... yes."

The Queen Mother looked at Wu Gang with a frown, feeling that something was wrong, the canopy couldn't hide from him now, how could he take the initiative to provoke?
As long as there is no serious illness, he will not do such a thing of hitting the gun. Even if he asks Wu Gang to play with the Jade Emperor, it is impossible for Wu Gang to play with himself.

Wait, Jade Emperor?
The truth is out.

The queen mother also understood at once that the canopy didn't have the guts to hit the muzzle of the gun. This should be the order of the Jade Emperor.

hateful.

Are you looking for trouble again?
Still not quite right.

With Wu Gang's strange outfit and unique style of music, how could the Jade Emperor be so boring?
I wish there was only one.

Jade Emperor + Canopy = Wu Gang performing dance.

The Queen Mother frowned and thought for a while, then looked at Wu Gang seriously and said:

"You are very courageous. Since you dare to come to Yaochi, then you must also dare to go to Tushita Palace."

"I now order you to go to Tushita Palace to find Laojun, go with the current makeup, show Laojun the dance just now, and let him appreciate the masterpiece of his disciple."

"And tell him that Tianpeng taught you the dance, and the Jade Emperor ordered you to do it. Do you understand?"

Wu Gang:? ? ?
He was really dumbfounded.

I am too familiar with this.

From Moon Palace to Lingxiao Palace, and now to Yaochi, why does this keep changing scenes?
Wu Gang had already broken the can, and when he saw the Queen Mother's order, he responded directly:

"Yes, ma'am."

He stated:
I can still walk, I can still show.

I, Wu Gang, begged to have my leg broken, but I have gone through three catastrophes, and there is nothing wrong with me, so I asked who else?
(End of this chapter)