Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 85 Your Majesty, are you serious? ([-] more)
Of course.

Monkey King knew about the situation in Lingxiao Palace, but he just drank too much and forgot about it.

Now that he saw so many heavenly soldiers and generals, the freeze technique might not be safe, so he had to change it.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly took out two large altars of royal wine from his body, performed supernatural powers on them, and blew a breath of immortality:

"Change!"

Suddenly, the two jars of royal wine turned into two dense groups of sleepy bugs, and he scattered the sleepy bugs out with a wave of his hand.

The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding outside the Tongming Hall were turned into their bodies by sleepy bugs one by one, and began to fall to the ground.

The powerful generals have little influence, but the powerful generals know a lot and know Sun Wukong.

So all have to fall!
……

Lingxiao Palace.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er were startled, and shouted:

"Qizou Your Majesty, something is wrong!"

"Sun Wukong came to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he brought down all the heavenly soldiers and generals outside the Tongming Palace..."

Crowd: ? ? ?
In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Palace boiled.

"Are you two drinking too much?"

"No, when is it now, where is this?"

"Cut! Are you making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace? Hurry up and invite Marshal Tianpeng..."

"That's not right, Marshal and Zhenjun are so fierce at Nantianmen today, he, Monkey King, is drinking fake wine, and he is making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace at this time?"

The immortals are really confused!

The Jade Emperor glanced at the crowd and said lightly:
"Don't worry about him."

From Monkey King to the gate of Tongming Hall, the Jade Emperor has already seen it.

but…

When Zhu Xiaopeng calculated just now, he used the fire red lotus to make an enchantment, so the Jade Emperor didn't understand what was going on here.

With the words of the Jade Emperor, "don't worry about him".

Monkey King concocted it according to the law, and brought down all the heavenly soldiers at the entrance of Tongming Hall and Lingxiao Hall.

Here.

Wu Gang moved forward at full speed, he was really scared now, he was afraid that he would not be able to enter the Lingxiao Palace, he was afraid that the matter would not be done, and the marshal would blow up his car (ju).

too frightening.

However, when he arrived at Tongming Hall, he saw all the heavenly soldiers and generals lying on the ground, and he was also stunned.

What is the situation!

You fell down before I made a move?
Of course, he didn't dare to hesitate, feeling that this is a good opportunity, God help me too!

drop!
"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999.×99"

Wu Gang was just seen by the Jade Emperor when he was about to reach the Tongming Hall, and the Jade Emperor was really dumbfounded.

Sun Wukong is the pioneer, and Wu Gang is a pervert who bravely breaks into the Palace of the High Heaven? ?
What shape is this?
Disgusting people don't play like this!
The Jade Emperor hesitated for a while, and held back his plan to slap Wu Gang to death in the Tongming Palace. Let me see how tough you are, and dare to do something?

So!

The Jade Emperor did not stop him, and Sun Wukong was in the Tongming Hall again.

So ever.

Wu Gang took that flowery make-up, ugly as art, and ran directly into the Lingxiao Palace.

All the immortals are actually quite puzzled, what does Monkey King want to do?

Feeling that someone came in at this moment, they all turned their heads to look, and what they saw was Wu Gang's strange makeup, which almost made them spit it out.

"puff…"

"I go?"

"vomit…"

"What... what the hell?"

"This... this is too disgusting, isn't it?"

All the immortals felt their minds collapsed, how could there be such an ugly person, it's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out to scare the immortals.

Hundreds of years, thousands of years, tens of thousands of years... We have never seen you so ugly!

drop!
"The negative emotions of every fairy family from Lingxiao Palace +999.×99"

"From..."

In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Palace was silent.

Everyone felt unwell all the time, and wished they were blind, this f*ck was too eye-catching.

What the hell are you?

Are you the legendary disgusting ghost?
Are you the legendary pervert?

ah!Is that you? Gangzi.

Many immortals gradually came to their senses, isn't this special woman Wu Gang who just climbed up with a tree in the Moon Palace?

What is this shape?

In fact, ugly and disgusting are two concepts.

Ugly...no matter how ugly it is, it's just ugly.

But Wu Gang's appearance is purely disgusting, and this is also Nezha's original purpose. The immortals really want to beat him up.

Wu Gang stood at the entrance of Lingxiao Palace, looked at the stunned immortals and Jade Emperor inside, scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking about Zhu Xiaopeng's explanation...he hesitated.

Now this situation is just peeling off a layer of skin, but if he is jumping for a while, it will really... Even if the Jade Emperor doesn't deal with him, the immortals will beat him to death!
"See Your Majesty!"

See you at Wu Gang's salute, when he bent down, a flat peach fell directly from his chest to the ground and rolled up.

"puff!"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor couldn't hold back his laughter.

Nima!

Obviously I should be angry, but why can't I stop laughing?

Jade Emperor felt that he was going crazy.

Many people among the immortals had complex expressions all of a sudden, and they were also amused by Wu Gang's appearance.

They just want to ask, what makes you have Sheniu, and you can appear in this look in front of so many people?
They gradually developed admiration for Wu Gang. If it was them, they would not be able to do it.

Too shameless.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the immortals and said:
"Pick up the flat peach and tell me what kind of makeup you have, and why you came to Lingxiao Palace?"

All the immortals also looked at Wu Gang in unison, and then turned their heads away in a tacit understanding. This is really unsightly!
What kind of experience is it that can make Wu Gang feel so perverted to such an extent?

Wu Gang glanced weakly at the Jade Emperor, then secretly observed the immortals, then bowed his head and replied:

"Yes... Nezha put on my makeup, and these clothes on my body were also made by Nezha. She asked me to dance in Lingxiao Palace..."

"If I don't agree, she will... she will break my leg..."

As soon as the immortals heard this, they looked left and right, looking for Nezha and Li Jing, but they couldn't find anyone, and complained in their hearts.

This hateful Nezha!
How can you be so weird?

How did you come up with such an ugly makeup look? ?
The Jade Emperor was a little puzzled, Nezha?
This guy is really idle every day...

wrong!

Nezha wanted to break Wu Gang's leg, and Wu Gang came in like this, let alone what would happen to him, even these people on the field could break his leg eight hundred times.

How dare he?

With Nezha's IQ, it is impossible to think of Sun Wukong as a guard in Tongming Palace. Without Sun Wukong, Wu Gang would not be able to come in. It seems that it should be the shameless guy like Tianpeng!

The Jade Emperor thought about it in his heart, and suddenly he had a bold idea, and he said seriously:

"Jump one."

Wu Gang:? ? ?
All the immortals:? ? ?
For a moment, the entire Lingxiao Palace was silent, and everyone was really shocked.

Your Majesty, are you serious?
If this thing jumps, we will really throw up!
(End of this chapter)