Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 305 Whoops, I Killed Someone
"asshole!"

"Tianpeng, you are courting death!"

Avalokitesvara was so angry that she took out willows from the jade bottle and was about to beat them.

Zhu Xiaopeng opened his mouth and threatened:

"you dare?"

"You dare to beat me today, you dare to commit domestic violence against me, you see if I will go back with you in the future."

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Ao Run:? ? ?
Lingxiao Palace:? ? ?
When everyone was confused, Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly changed his words:
"Bah! Wrong."

"If you dare to hit me today, I really won't go back with you."

drop!
"From Guanyin Guanyin Guanyin..."

Guanyin is really angry, you bastard is such a nonsense, dare to say it!

"Tianpeng, you go back to Wuzhuang Temple right now, I don't need to teach you a lesson, or I will make you pay the price in blood today!"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin and said:
"Let's be reasonable now. The ginseng fruit tree is none of my business. In order for you to help Zhen Yuanzi save the ginseng fruit tree, I gave you three thousand jade bottles at a discount of [-] gold pills as I said before."

"As for you Guanyin, when you crossed the river and demolished the bridge, you kicked me when you got out of the Nantian Gate, and my legs were broken. Now you threaten me and beat me when you come?"

"Okay, you hit me. If you have the ability today, kill me. If my canopy screams, I'm not a good man. Hit me! Hit me! Come on!"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
Do you think I really dare not hit you?
She was so angry that she just whipped it down with a stick. I have never heard such a request in my life.

Bang!
Zhu Xiaopeng was kicked away by Guanyin with a stick, and he said angrily:

"I don't have [-] golden pills today, so I can't get up!"

"asshole!"

Avalokitesvara cursed angrily, took the willow up and slapped Zhu Xiaopeng, the whole West Sea Dragon Palace shook for a while.

"Oops! Someone was killed."

"Help! Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't talk about martial virtues, oh, it hurts so much, Ya Butterfly..."

Ao Run couldn't stand it anymore.

How much hatred?
How much hate?
Even if you Guanyin is a Bodhisattva, you can't make such a heavy hand, can you?Look at you beat the marshal, hit... hit...

Just as Ao Run was thinking, he suddenly looked at Zhu Xiaopeng carefully, and found that he was beaten by Guanyin for a long time, and he was not injured at all.

The clothes on the legs were destroyed by Guanyin before.

However, after being beaten with a stick, his leg was still intact, not even a bruise or redness.

Ao Run was dumbfounded.

what's the situation?
He had some doubts, could it be that the relationship between the canopy and Guanyin was unusual, and Guanyin was only angry on the surface, but in fact he didn't hit hard?

Lingxiao Palace.

The immortals also guessed the same way. After fighting for so long, you didn't even have a single injury in such a big battle with Guanyin. Did you act it?
On the contrary, the Jade Emperor was shocked, this guy!This physique is also too strong, and he was unscathed after receiving a wave of violent beatings from the quasi-sage?

Outrageous!
West Sea Dragon Palace.

Avalokitesvara was sweating profusely, she surrendered directly, saying:
"I'll give you two hundred golden pills, and that's all."

"What the hell!"

When Zhu Xiaopeng, who was pretending to be dead, heard this, he sat up straight away and said angrily:
"You sent the beggar, you were unreasonable before, and now you beat me up, so you just give me two hundred golden pills?"

"I'll give you two hundred, and you want me to beat you twice?"

Guanyin gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"asshole!"

"Don't force me to be serious!"

Zhu Xiaopeng said angrily:
"You haven't taken it seriously yet?"

Guanyin said angrily:

"nonsense!"

"I'm serious, my leg has been broken by you."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng stretched out his legs and said:

"Come on, break my leg right now. If you don't break my leg today, I will look down on you."

joke!

As for you Guanyin, a little quasi-sage who has just broken through, do you have that ability?
I'm afraid that the Queen Mother is the Queen Mother who can really break my legs. You Guanyin doesn't have this ability, so you still dare to be crazy with me?

Ao Run persuaded in a low voice:
"That...Bodhisattva, marshal, harmony makes money, why don't we discuss it?"

"To shut up!"

Zhu Xiaopeng and Guanyin said in unison, the whole Ao Run was embarrassed in an instant, this is going too far for you.

Time passed little by little.

Guanyin and Zhu Xiaopeng confronted each other for a long time.

at last.

Avalokitesvara couldn't be persuaded and said:

"Say, what do you want?"

"Twenty thousand golden pills!"

When Guanyin heard this, he instantly became furious and said:
"Bastard! You have a gossip furnace in your old lady's house. If you are an old lady, you can help people make alchemy casually, and you can charge others for their golden alchemy... Uh... I... I didn't mean that..."

Guanyin was stunned for a moment, she was really in a hurry, she said what she wanted to say, and accidentally made the metaphor too obvious - pointing directly at Laojun.

Zhu Xiaopeng squinted his eyes at Guanyin and asked:

"What you mean is that Laojun helps others to make alchemy and charges for other people's alchemy, shouldn't it be?"

Guanyin hastily explained:
"You fart, I don't!"

Zhu Xiaopeng snorted coldly and said:

"Then you clearly said that just now, and Ao Run heard it too."

"you you…"

Guanyin was anxious now, and explained:
"What I mean is, it's not that easy for me to earn golden elixir, I don't have that much wealth, I don't have so many resources to refine golden elixir, I don't have..."

Zhu Xiaopeng sneered and said:
"So what you mean is that it's too easy for Laojun to earn golden pills, and you can't stand it?"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
Snapped!
Bang bang bang!
Guanyin ran away in an instant, caught Zhu Xiaopeng and beat him violently, cursing:

"Bastard! Canopy, you bastard, you are too deceitful, I will kill you today!"

Ao Run also had a helpless look on his face, look...how have you forced people and bodhisattvas into what?
Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals were also happy.

The Jade Emperor said solemnly:

"Look at him annoyed Guanyin, isn't that what he said to be fair?"

"By the way... How much did the old gentleman bring for helping the alchemy alchemy?"

All the immortals looked at each other, but none of them dared to speak.

This is so meow... whoever has the golden pill in his hand didn't ask Laojun to help him practice it. Who dares to say that the fee is high, and if he won't practice it for you next time, you can chew the spiritual grass by yourself!

The Jade Emperor looked at everyone silent, and said cheerfully:

"Although I also think that Laojun's charge of one-third is a bit too much, but there is no way, he is relying on craftsmanship to make a living!"

"A batch of spiritual objects can produce a thousand gold pills in his hands. If I came to refine them, the maximum would be eight hundred, but for you, five hundred would be enough."

"Let's not talk about it. Even if Laojun earns a lot, most of them will be paid to everyone in the end. It's quite conscientious."

When the immortals heard the words, they all nodded and said:

"That's right!"

"It's not easy for Laojun, an old man!"

"The old man earned some golden pills, and in the end he distributed them to all of us according to his salary. Every year, he will participate in the Danyuan Conference."

"That's not true, what is the status of Laojun, an old man, how can he take a fancy to this thing?"

(End of this chapter)