Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 304 Come here quickly and I will rub it for you

All of a sudden, Guanyin was annoyed.

What is eating, drinking and having fun in the West Sea Dragon Palace?

This bastard is becoming more and more presumptuous. Do you really think you can't stop hitting his legs?

Avalokitesvara asked:

"If Tian Peng doesn't go to learn Buddhist scriptures, what is he doing in the West Sea?"

Ananda was taken aback, puzzled and said:

"Bodhisattva, don't you know?"

"That day, after you brought her back from Heaven, you kicked him, and then he was probably angry with you, and didn't come back in Xihai at all."

drop!
"From Guanyin..."

The Guanyin people were all furious.

You blackmailed my old lady for seven thousand gold pills, just because I kicked you, are you playing temper with me?

My old lady has been picked up by you, and you have spanked her butt hundreds of times. Am I playing my temper like you?

Son of a bitch!
Ananda watched Guanyin's face turn cold, hesitantly said:

"Well... how about Bodhisattva, you go and coax him?"

"what!"

Guanyin was speechless for an instant.

I go to coax him?
Who will coax me?

Ananda said:
"The Nine Heavens Xuannv, who suffered a catastrophe earlier, has already descended to the realm. In a few days, I will finish the Buddha's golden hoop. Right now, the Buddha means to ignore him so much for now."

Guanyin heard the words, sighed and said:

"Forget it, let me go to the West Sea!"

.........

West Sea Dragon Palace.

Zhu Xiaopeng was sitting in a side hall, with delicious food and wine on the table, and below were sexy and charming sea monsters and mermaids, dancing there~
Listening to the music in Dragon Palace, it's extra exciting!
While eating the grapes fed by a little mermaid next to him, he murmured to himself, why has Guanyin remained silent for five or six days?

Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, has come to accompany me these few days if he has nothing to do. On the one hand, he is the background of the canopy, and on the other hand, he is also the son-in-law of the Dragon Clan!
Also, his son, Ao Lie, also messed with the Marshal.

Of course he was still a little dazed, the Marshal had been in Xihai for five days.

Why didn't anyone come to remind me?
Could it be that the work of learning from the scriptures is not allowed to be done by the marshal?

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly looked at Ao Run and asked:
"Hey uncle, your Cunxin has been in Xihai recently?"

Hearing this, Ao Run nodded and replied:

"Yeah, I heard that there was some conflict with Yang Jian, and I stayed in Xihai and didn't want to go back."

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and said:

"You have to persuade her. It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. No matter what Cun Xin says, he's still the boss, so he has to show the courage of a big house."

Ao Run nodded and said:

"That's right, I'll try to persuade her later, this little girl has been spoiled by us since she was a child."

It's nothing!Ao Run himself also belonged to three thousand beauties in the harem, so could he not allow Yang Jian to accept two?

"By the way, Marshal, you have been in Xihai for five consecutive days, why has no one come to you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng heard the words, thought for a while and said:

"Isn't that good?"

"Look at how comfortable I am these days. It's good to eat, drink and have fun. Isn't this better than learning scriptures or being a fairy?"

Ao Run is a little speechless, if you say that, it is indeed more refreshing than learning scriptures and being a god!
I am not as chic as you.

"Report to Lord Dragon King, Marshal Tianpeng, and Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea to visit."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Ao Run and said:
"Look, isn't someone here?"

"Quick! Let them all go down, and then remove all these things."

Ao Run's face twitched, and he hurriedly ordered someone.

Soon.

Ao Run went out to welcome Guanyin in.

When Avalokitesvara came in, he saw Zhu Xiaopeng paralyzed in the deserted hall, with a bamboo strip tied around his leg, as if his leg was broken.

Seeing Guanyin coming in, Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly said:

"Hey, the Bodhisattva is here, please forgive the injury in the canopy, so I can't salute."

Guanyin's face darkened instantly.

drop!
"From Guanyin..."

asshole!

At the beginning, the Queen Mother took me to beat you for three days, but failed to beat you to death. Now you fall from the sky, and you pretend to be lame for me?

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals looked at this scene, and they all came to their spirits, and the good show began.

In this wave, they have everything they choose, and of course they don’t make too many bets. After all, it’s ten for one, and fifty golden pills for a gamble is enough.

Whether it can take off or not depends on the next step.

West Sea Dragon Palace.

Guanyin said in a deep voice:
"Tianpeng, what do you want to do?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked confused and said:

"Bodhisattva, how do you say that?"

"I thought you were here to visit me. When you came, you asked me this question with a reproachful tone. You really made me very sad."

Guanyin said unhappily:

"Why didn't you get hurt?"

"Don't talk nonsense with me, go back to Wuzhuang Temple with me now, and continue westward!"

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng moaned:

"Oh... my bodhisattva... legs, I can't go now, there is a saying that 'a hundred days of injury', you have to take care of this bodhisattva, give me three months off!"

Ao Run looked at these two people, and was speechless for a while, he must be your marshal!In the past, I heard the veterans of the Heavenly Court say that your canopy is good at playing Guanyin Bodhisattva, but the rumors are true when I saw it today.

Avalokitesvara walked up to Zhu Xiaopeng, saw that Zhu Xiaopeng's left leg was tied with a piece of bamboo, and asked:
"Is that the leg?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded heavily and said:

"Ok!"

"Bodhisattva, do you want to rub it for me?"

Bang!
Guanyin directly slapped it down, and the bamboo and clothes were torn to pieces in an instant, revealing that very powerful, long-lasting, and intact thigh.

Ao Run:? ? ?
The Ao Run people are all confused, are you so good at playing?
Zhu Xiaopeng also looked confused, I lost!You are going too far. My brother will be exposed if you are so short!

Guanyin said coldly:

"Are you sure your leg is hurt?"

"If you are sure, then my next palm will hit you and heal you?"

I can't cure you bastard anymore.

When Zhu Xiaopeng heard this, he said well, Guanyin, you dare to threaten me, don't you?Don't you know that I, Zhu Xiaopeng, eat soft but not hard?

I...sneak attack!
Bang!
Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly raised his leg, too fast, and because Guanyin was too close, he kicked Guanyin directly in the chest, and kicked her to the door.

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×3
"Oops!"

Guanyin was instantly enraged.

You bastard, you canopy bastard, where did you learn such an insidious move, how dare you kick me while my mother is not paying attention?
Queen Mother:? ? ?
At this moment Zhu Xiaopeng hastily apologized:
"Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose, Bodhisattva, are you okay?"

"Come here quickly and I'll rub it for you."

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
As soon as she said kneading, the pain that hit Guanyin's chest instantly reminded her of the last time. After being punched by him last time, he really helped to rub it.

(End of this chapter)