This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 149 The sarcophagus is cracked!
hatred!hatred!hatred!
At this moment, Xu Yang only hated himself for being idle, why did he open his "eyes of heaven" to see the Mausoleum of the First Emperor?

He hated himself for being "blind" and unable to see the "beautiful scenery" in front of him.

but……

When the eyes are invisible, the other senses of people will be infinitely magnified, which is another experience!
He was powerless to resist, so he could only actively cooperate, and took the time to say: "Mengxi...how about we go to bed? If it doesn't work, the sofa is fine...I'm a little awkward in the coffin."

"To shut up!"

Yunmengxi said: "My mother's territory, I can't make the decision by myself?"

After all, she is a big girl with yellow flowers.

Even with Xu Yang's cooperation, it seemed very unfamiliar at first.

But this kind of thing, as long as you are willing to explore, you can learn it without a teacher. Gradually, Yunmengxi became familiar with it, and also experienced the fun of it.

for a while...

The coffin boards vibrated, and the entire sarcophagus weighing a thousand catties shook rhythmically.

One person and one stiff didn't know that there were already three A Piao who had disappeared in the room...

In fact, with Xu Yang and Yunmengxi's strength, they would definitely be able to sense it in normal times... But it's understandable for people to neglect their surroundings at this time!

"Sister Shishi...is this a matter between men and women?"

Like a curious baby, Yue Yuluo asked via voice transmission, "It's so strange, Sister Yun was in some pain just now, why does she look so comfortable now?"

Looking at the scene in front of her, Liu Shishi blushed like an apple. She was also a young girl who had never left the court before her death. Where had she seen such a battle?
But as the "big sister", I can only deliberately pretend to be "knowledgeable", and calmly said: "Well, if you don't understand, you should read it carefully and learn it...it will be useful in the future."

After over an hour...

As the battle draws to a close.

click...

The heavy sarcophagus was finally overwhelmed and cracked open.

Whoa!

The three women Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin who had disappeared from their bodies instantly disappeared into the room as if fleeing from the wind.

Yunmengxi looked satisfied, but said on his mouth: "Hehe, but that's it... By the way, remember to buy a new coffin for my old lady later. I want the one made of golden nanmu, and the interior space must be large... This broken sarcophagus is too Small, some poses are not even able to be used!"

Xu Yang: "..."

He was completely lost, and wanted to wear his own clothes, but found that...

Clothes have long been torn out of shape.

So he could only walk out of the bedroom naked, and sat on the sofa with his buttocks in the shape of "Tai".

He stared blankly ahead, picked up a cigarette from the coffee table, lit it up, took a deep breath, and murmured: "It's so outrageous... I was stabbed by a zombie..."

"My first time, was actually in a coffin?"

The key is……

The coffin is still cracked!
ear.

Footsteps came.

It was Yunmengxi who found a set of clothes from somewhere, threw them to Xu Yang and said, "Put it on."

talking.

Sitting down beside Xu Yang, he also took out a Huazi from the cigarette box on the coffee table and lit it, then raised Erlang's legs, and said calmly: "What is a big man doing with a mournful face?"

"Don't worry, I will take care of you!"

Then he yawned and said, "Okay, go to bed early, I'll go to bed first."

Xu Yang: "..."

His eyes were closed tightly, his face was full of contemplation, and he suddenly couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh.

"Really cool!"

"Ice and cool..."

"And... Shishi Yuluo and the others saw that since they didn't stop them, it was acquiescing."

Xu Yang didn't know Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, and Yang Yin were "peeping" before, but Xu Yang was never hidden from Xu Yang about the fluctuations caused by the last three girls turning into yin winds and dissipating.

After he finished smoking, he reached out and groped around a few times, grabbed his clothes, and went to the bathroom casually.

After taking a cold shower, Xu Yang activated the "Rhyme of the Dao of Fire" to steam his body and hair before putting on his clothes.

He couldn't see, so he didn't know what time it was. Anyway, he didn't want to sleep, so he sat cross-legged again, trying to practice the "celestial eye technique".

soon.

Its daybreak.

There were more car horns on the road outside.

Xu Yang released his mental power, instead of his eyes, he "seeed" the way out of the room, and met Yue Yuluo head-on.

Yue Yuluo said sweetly: "Husband, my sister cooked goji berry and lotus seed porridge, and we went to the morning market to buy oysters, and my sister said she would help you replenish your body... I've already put away your toothbrush and toothpaste... Let's go wash up .”

talking.

She stepped forward and took Xu Yang's arm: "Husband, you can't see with your eyes, walk slowly, and pay attention to your steps when going down the stairs."

Goji berries?

Oysters?

The corner of Xu Yang's mouth twitched.

The hand held by Yue Yuluo became restless, gently squeezed Yue Yuluo's little hand, and asked in a low voice: "My lady, did you peep at me last night?"

"what?"

Yue Yuluo panicked, "No, no, husband, we really didn't peek at you and Sister Yun****!"

This word was blocked as *, and you said you didn't peek?
Under Yue Yuluo's meticulous care, Xu Yang brushed his teeth, washed his face, and was helped to the dining table.

Yunmengxi yawned and also came out of the room.

She seemed to have just woken up, and after seeing the three daughters of Liu Shishi, there was a moment of panic in her eyes... But soon, she regained her composure!

What is my mother afraid of?

Anyway, they don't know...

But then I noticed that Yue Yuluo, Yang Yin, and Liu Shishi looked at me strangely, and they immediately reacted and said, "What's the matter? Could it be that they found out what happened last night... That's right, I It was so loud, they must have heard it!"

Thinking of this, Yunmengxi couldn't help but blush.

She glanced at the dining table and saw that Xu Yang's porridge was full of goji berries, she couldn't help feeling even more embarrassed, but it was not Yunmengxi's character to hide it. She took a sip of the porridge, calmed down a little, and said: "While everyone is here, let me say one thing."

The three girls looked over in unison.

Even Xu Yang couldn't help turning his head to "look" at Yunmengxi.

Yunmengxi looked a little flustered, but on the surface he pretended to be calm, with a carefree look, and said bravely: "Last night, I put Xu Yang to sleep!"

"!!!"

Xu Yang said "Damn it" in his heart, although he knew about this matter, Liu Shishi and the others already knew about it, but can't you speak more gracefully?
"Whee!"

Yue Yuluo smiled and said, "Sister Yun, we all know...Sister Shishi said it, it's a good thing."

"what?"

Yunmengxi didn't react for a while, and said in a daze: "Why is it all right?"

For a while, the four girls chatted together.

Words like give birth to a son, give birth to a daughter, twins, and give birth to a few came up one after another, and Yang Yin even chose the name of the child.

Seeing this scene, Xu Yang felt extremely relieved.

Harem Harmony...

This is the dream of many sea kings.

Immediately sighed: "You sisters can live in harmony, so I feel relieved... Later, when my eyes are healed, we will hold the wedding. At that time, we will invite all the masters from the yin and yang circles here, and we must do it." Be lively."

"But……"

Yue Yuluo said: "Husband, didn't you say that Minister Wang and the ancestors of Zongsheng Palace will be invited? With them here, those ghosts and ghosts might not dare to come?"

"This……"

Xu Yang pondered.

Before, I just thought that Liu Shishi and the others were ghosts after all, so it would be better to find some ghosts to have fun.

Besides, Yue Yuluo's elder sister was still in the ghost market, so she had to invite her, after all, the only "relative" of the woman.

After inviting her, her subordinates and friends should also entertain her, right?

But if the prince and the ancestor from Zongsheng Palace really come... what should we do?
After thinking about it, Xu Yang said with a smile: "Don't worry, Minister Wang and that old ancestor are not pedantic people. If you invite some ghosts who have never harmed anyone, there will be no problems."

If they were pedantic, they wouldn't be "Snake Knights" and "Tree Knights".

A breakfast is a joy to eat.

After eating, Xu Yang said: "I'm going to go to the shop, which one of you will go?"

Yang Yin wanted to wash the dishes, Liu Shishi wanted to catch up with the drama, but Yue Yuluo said, "Husband, let Sister Yun go with you, I want to go back to Yuefu... After all, getting married with you is a big event, I have to tell you My sister said."

Xu Yangxin said...

You sent paper figurines to take me into the bridal chamber in a daze before, but you didn't seem to ask your sister, now ask a dick?

Yunmengxi wanted to go to sleep, but considering that he didn't have a coffin now and Xu Yang's eyes were inconvenient, he had to go to the funeral shop with Xu Yang.

The Dao Fa Conference starts on July 7 and ends on July 11, a three-day period.

Xu Yang went there one day earlier, and before going to Zhouzhi, he just bought a villa. He was busy shopping for his family for the past two days, but he never opened the store... and today is already July 7th, the fifth month of the lunar calendar. 16.

Calculating the time, the door has not been opened for almost a week.

As soon as Xu Yanggang opened the store, the hardware saleswoman next door came over nibbling melon seeds.

She was leaning against the door, about 40 years old, with a slightly fat body, curly hair, spitting out melon seeds, and speaking in an authentic Wucheng dialect: "Where can Xiao Xu (go) spend these few days?" gone?"

Xu Yang said: "I can (go to) Xi'an for a walk."

"Hi Xi'an, there are Terracotta Warriors and Horses in Xi'an, have you seen it?"

"Look at it."

"what?"

The proprietress of the hardware store suddenly changed her voice, and said in surprise, "Why are you going out for a trip, and now you are looking at people with your eyes closed?"

Xu Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said, "Sister-in-law, I didn't close my eyes to watch, it's because I have something wrong with my eyes..."

10 minute later.

The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop where Xu Yang often ate across the road came with a box of milk. He looked Xu Yang up and down, and couldn't help but sighed, "Hey...what do you think you're doing, you kid I don't know how to be careful, you said that you are still married, and this kind of thing happened, can you still see it in the future?"

The owner of the sex shop next door also came.

He picked up some fruits and sighed, "Hey, poor baby..."

Xu Yang: "..."

The owner of this bun shop has been working on the opposite side for seventeen or eighteen years.

Xu Yang ate his buns when he was a child, and he knew each other very well. He closed his eyes and said, "Uncle Wang, Boss Zhang, what's going on?"

Uncle Wang of Baozi Shop said: "The daughter-in-law of Xiao Mazi in the hardware store said that you went to Xi'an and something happened, and you went blind..."

Xu Yang put his hands on his forehead and was speechless for a while.

He finally understood what is meant by the saying "Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles".

Immediately explained that he was fine and he would be fine in a few days.

The business in the store, as usual, was deserted.

After Xu Yang cleaned up, he sat in front of the counter, but no one was there for more than two hours... Yunmengxi sat beside him, bored, so he moved closer and whispered: "Xu Yang Yang, there is no business in the store anyway, why don't we go to sleep on the second floor?"

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(End of this chapter)