This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 148 Teach You How Powerful I Are!
"Ah this..."

Xu Yang's tightly closed eyelids trembled uncontrollably twice. He tried his best to control his facial expressions, and said righteously: "How can the old man do this? Isn't this a mess?"

The heart is ecstasy.

There is such a good thing?
But why did the old man do this?
five years ago?
The old man "suicide" four years ago. Before "suicide", he was worried that he would not find a wife in the future, so it is understandable that he would marry himself, but at that time, he was just an ordinary person. He found a wife for himself. What does it mean for a zombie to be a wife?
Was it because he was worried that after he entered the "Underworld", he would be targeted by people from Lushan Road?
So she asked Yunmengxi to protect herself?

Yunmengxi mentioned this matter before, and if she didn't give her the excuse at that time, she would rather die than obey. She just promised the old man that she would protect herself after she regained her strength. Why did she change her mind now?

Could it be that she fell in love with him during the time she spent with him day and night?
Xu Yang narcissistically changed his mind: "It seems that only this kind of explanation makes sense... It can't be that she is greedy for me, right?"

Yunmengxi took over the quarrel, and said in a resentful tone: "Does what you just said count? Can this unequal treaty be voided?"

"This...isn't it good?"

Xu Yang hesitated and said: "After all, you said that you have made the oath of heaven, if something goes wrong, wouldn't it be bad for you?"

"Besides, the order of my parents and the words of a matchmaker have been a tradition in my Great Xia since ancient times. I, Xu Yang, had no father or mother since I was a child. I was abandoned in the ice and snow. It was the old man who gave me a new life and brought me up. Now that he is no longer alive, how can I go against the marriage that he made during his lifetime?"

When talking about the latter, Xu Yang's tone became agitated: "If I do this, am I still a person?"

"........."

Yunmengxi was silent for a while.

In her tomb, there are a large number of Dao talismans left by the old man, even the coffin nails have the suppression methods arranged by the old man. It is certain that the old man must have visited her tomb back then.

What is certain is that the old man must have some kind of "treaty" with her.

But what exactly this "treaty" is, now that the old man has entered the underworld, only Yunmengxi knows.

She came to Xu Yang for one purpose——

Insomnia, can't sleep!

Lying in the sarcophagus, as soon as you close your eyes, it will be full of "ghost stories" told by Xu Yang!
It stands to reason that with Yunmengxi's strength, she can handle ordinary ghost kings, and when she sees ghosts and ghosts, she just grabs a watermelon knife... She is not afraid of real ghosts and ghosts, but she is afraid of ghost stories!

It seems that most people don't believe that there are ghosts in this world, but when they hear ghost stories, their hearts are still trembling.

So she said: "In this case... I can't sleep, you can sleep with me."

"what?"

Xu Yang was stunned: "This is not very good, Shishi and the others are still upstairs, I think this matter should be discussed openly with them first..."

"What's wrong?"

Yunmengxi said: "Since I am your wife, isn't it reasonable for you to sleep with me?"

Saying that, without waiting for Xu Yang to refute, he pulled Xu Yang onto the bed.

Then he closed his clothes and fell asleep, got into Xia Liang and was sighed: "I can finally sleep well today..."

"........."

Xu Yang was at a loss for a while.

At this time, how could he still not understand Yunmengxi's thoughts?
This is so...

In order to get a good night's sleep, you don't even need your face?
Even at the expense of being my daughter-in-law?

Is this sacrifice too great?

But at this time, it is obviously impossible to drive Yunmengxi out of bed, that would be too unreasonable... So Xu Yang quietly lifted Yunmengxi's quilt and got in.

Yunmengxi almost jumped up like a frightened rabbit, and immediately cursed in the tone of Tonggongwan: "What are you doing? Get out... If you dare to touch my mother, believe it or not, I will cut off your third leg?"

"I'm blind, what can I do?"

Xu Yang said: "The summer is scorching hot, the weather is hot, I haven't slept for a long time... Get closer to you, I can sleep more comfortably, and you can sleep at ease, isn't it killing two birds with one stone?"

After a pause, he said again: "Besides, last time we already...hehehe..."

Yunmengxi didn't speak any more.

But Xu Yang could clearly feel her body trembling...

He got into the quilt first.

After a while, it squirmed again like a caterpillar, making the two bodies stick together.

Yunmengxi's body trembled again.

She pretended to be asleep, and there was a sound of even breathing...the whole person...

No, it should be the whole zombie!
Her entire zombie curled up into a ball, with her back facing Xu Yang...

Xu Yang also pretended to be asleep.

He turned over and put his body on Yunmengxi.

In the darkness, Yunmengxi suddenly opened her eyes. She twisted her body a few times uncomfortably, always feeling that something was pressing hard behind her, and she couldn't help but turn to curse——

"Depend on!"

"Is this bastard Xu Yang perverted... he always sleeps with his hammer?"

She subconsciously reached out to grab the "hammer handle".

this catch...

The body couldn't help trembling.

And Xu Yang...

As a fresh-blooded young man, he was able to endure it to the limit, and immediately turned around...

"Ah... what are you doing?"

Yunmengxi panicked and cried out.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

Xu Yang was shocked, and with a sweep of his mental power, he immediately sensed Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, and Yang Yin, the three Ah Piao, who were walking down the second floor quickly, apparently startled by Yunmengxi's scream.

"You...you're called a woolen yarn!"

Xu Yang gritted his teeth...

1 minute later.

The door opens.

The three beautiful Ah Piao poked their heads in, only to see Xu Yang sitting beside the sarcophagus, telling a story——

"Peppa Pig called Susie the Sheep and asked: Susie, can you whistle?"

"Just pucker up your lips and blow..."

"what?"

He turned his head to look, and said in surprise: "Shishi, Yuluo, Yinyin...are you still asleep?"

Yue Yuluo said: "Husband, what was that voice just now? Did you mess with Sister Yun again?"

"........."

The corner of Xu Yang's mouth twitched, and he closed his eyes and said nonsense, "Your elder sister Yun couldn't sleep, so she asked me to tell her a story to hypnotize her...Maybe the story I just told was too scary and scared her?"

Yue Yuluo looked "suddenly", and muttered, "Sister Yun is so powerful, why is she still afraid of horror stories?"

But Liu Shishi, she and Yang Yin looked at each other, suspicion flashed in her eyes, so she said: "Since there is nothing wrong, let's go back first...Your eyes are injured, you should rest earlier."

Saying that, he dragged Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo upstairs together, and returned to the bedroom.

"elder sister!"

As soon as she returned to the bedroom, Yang Yin said, "Boss and Sister Yun...it seems that something is not quite right."

Liu Shishi smiled, and said: "This is a good thing. After all, Yuluo and I are ghosts, so we can't carry on the family line for Xu Yang...unless one day we can cultivate to the legendary ghost realm and lose our Yin body, Reshaping the physical body, but the realm of ghosts and immortals, how can it be so easy to achieve?"

"Yunmengxi has a special body. Although she is a zombie, her physical structure and other aspects are undoubtedly the same as human beings. If she and Xu Yang can make it, it can be regarded as fulfilling one of my wishes."

Yue Yuluo clapped her hands and said happily, "In this way, we can really become sisters with Sister Yun..."

talking.

The tone changed, a little disappointed: "It's a pity, my sister manages the ghost market and is very busy all day long. It would be better if she could be with us?"

"........."

This sentence directly silenced Liu Shishi and Yang Yin.

Liu Shishi even tapped a finger on Yue Yuluo's forehead, and said in a tone of hating iron but not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "You, you... You little girl, how can you have a woman who can attract flowers and butterflies to your husband? "

Yue Yuluo thought for a while with her head tilted, and said seriously: "But that's my sister, not a butterfly... Besides, there is an old saying in human beings, it's called fat water not flowing into outsiders' fields..."

Liu Shishi was at a loss for words for a while, she didn't know whether the "fat water" Yue Yuluo was referring to was Xu Yang or her sister.

She thought for a while, looked at Yang Yin, and asked, "Yang Yin, what do you think?"

"what……"

Yang Yin was taken aback: "What do you think?"

"Yuluo is right, the fat and water will not flow into the field of outsiders... Since Xu Yang gave you all the Soul Condensation Pearls, it can be seen that he has a heart for you. If you want to get married this time, let's do it together."

Yang Yin lowered her head with a blushing face, and said delicately, "I... I will listen to my sister."

…………

first floor.

Nanny room.

In front of the sarcophagus, Xu Yang patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous... I almost revealed my secrets!"

The coffin lid was opened silently, Yunmengxi sat up straight from the coffin, stuck out her tongue and said, "It's so exciting, is this the feeling of having an affair?"

Nima!

Xu Yang couldn't help cursing: "Steal a fart...what's your name?"

"You've already hit my old lady, why don't you let my old lady call you?"

Yunmengxi blushed, but who is she?

In terms of aura, there is absolutely no way to lose, and she retorted: "What's more, my mother is still a big girl, isn't it normal to be a little scared when doing this kind of thing for the first time?"

"Ha ha!"

Xu Yang exasperatedly said: "You're still bragging about why Tongluo Bay is the leader, Xiangjiang Goddess of War... If you want me to say, she's just a coward!"

"Do you dare to say that my mother is a coward?"

Yunmengxi was in a hurry.

What she can't bear the most is the aggressive method.

If it was someone else, she would have jumped up and chopped it... But this is Xu Yang, she couldn't do it, so she stretched out her hand, grabbed Xu Yang's collar, and pulled Xu Yang into the sarcophagus with a swipe.

"what are you doing?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

Xu Yang panicked, this bitch must be angry and want to fuck herself, right?
He wanted to resist, but...

Even if he got a lot of "Physical +1", how can he compare to a zombie in terms of strength?
Yunmengxi pressed Xu Yang under him, and said with a sneer, "I will show you today, I am amazing!"

talking.

Tear!

Ripped off Xu Yang's clothes!

Xu Yang: "..."

His tightly closed eyes suddenly opened!
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PS: The first update is here, and there will be four updates today to make up for yesterday's. Don't worry, everyone, although the grades of our book have risen slowly, they will at least rise again, so it is absolutely impossible for eunuchs!
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