This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 131 Is This Dog Thing On?

"Ah this..."

Xu Yang was stunned on the spot, he subconsciously glanced at Yunmengxi who was sitting in the coffin.

Yunmengxi was full of anger.

His hair was also messed up by himself.

The clothes she was wearing were bought in a mall yesterday when she was shopping. The upper body was white with short sleeves, and there was a cartoon pattern printed on her chest. Those majestic pairs bulged out of the cartoon pattern.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Xu Yang faltered and said: "This is not very good... Whether a man or a woman can kiss each other, should we go to bed or go to your coffin?"

"To what coffin?"

Just then, the door was pushed open.

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo came back from shopping. Yue Yuluo looked curious and asked, "Husband, are you still awake? I just heard you talking about coffins..."

Xu Yang said nonsense: "Your sister Mengxi can't sleep, and asked me to tell her a story. We are discussing where to tell it...Why did you buy so many things?"

As he spoke, he deliberately changed the topic.

As for Yunmengxi, her face turned red, and she snapped the coffin lid shut.

Liu Shishi glanced at the sarcophagus quietly, and then said with a smile: "They are all small gadgets, quite interesting, so I bought them when I saw them... In addition, there are some things for your wedding in the world, I will buy them all together up."

Xu Yang stretched out his hand, grabbed Liu Shishi's hand, and said affectionately: "We should have bought these things together, thank you for your hard work."

Relatively speaking.

Liu Shishi's temperament is conservative.

She blushed, but did not withdraw her hand, but said: "Our sisters should help you share your worries. You are busy these days, and there are still some things I need to ask for your opinion. I will buy them when I return to Wucheng."

"My Shishi is really understanding!"

"Bah!"

Xu Yang hugged Liu Shishi's face and kissed her.

"oops!"

Liu Shishi was so ashamed, she quickly pushed Xu Yang away and said angrily, "Sister Yuluo and Yang Yin are both here, are you shy?"

"What is this?"

Xu Yang said cheekily: "Nowadays the social atmosphere is open, even holding hands and booing on the street is nothing. I heard that there are XXOO on the street in the west."

"........."

Liu Shishi and Yue Yuluo looked at Yang Yin together.

Yang Yin said in amazement: "When I was studying in the west, I found that it was indeed more open, but on the street... I have never seen or heard of that."

Inside the sarcophagus, Yunmengxi listened carefully with his ears sideways, and couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

The three girls plus Xu Yang all looked at the sarcophagus, and Yue Yuluo said, "Sister Mengxi, we also brought some snacks, do you want to eat some together?"

Yunmengxi lifted the coffin boards again and came out.

The four girls chattered and enjoyed the world's snacks and snacks together. Potato chips, spicy sticks, bread, and small cakes were all very novel to them.

Xu Yang ate a few slices of spicy sticks, and took the opportunity to ask, "Yuluo, how does this paper-cutting technique endow the paper figurine with spirituality?"

"Does your husband also want to learn paper-cutting?"

Yue Yuluo said: "This paper-cutting technique is a strange technique that my sister and I learned during our lifetime. For some reason, we can use it after death... If my husband wants to learn, I can teach him."

"I have learned the art of paper cutting, but I don't know how to give the paper figurine spirituality, and I can't make it come alive."

Xu Yang brought scissors and yellow talisman paper, and in less than a minute, he cut out a paper figurine without facial features. The paper figurine was six inches tall and shaped like a stickman.

He picked up the paper figurine and asked, "How to bring this paper figurine back to life?"

Yue Yuluo let out a breath of Yin Qi.

Whoa!

That breath of yin directly diffused into the paper figurine, and the next moment the paper figurine's hands and feet began to squirm.

It stood up from the table, first ran back and forth on the table, then flipped a few backflips to the edge of the table, and slid down the table legs.

Although it is only 6 inches high and looks like it can be pierced with a finger, it is surprisingly powerful. It grabs the legs of the table and lifts it up, almost overturning the table.

Xu Yang watched with fiery eyes, and cut out a paper figurine again, imitating Yue Yuluo and blowing towards the paper figurine in one breath.

The paper figurine floated up and landed on the ground.

Xu Yang: "..."

He looked at Yue Yuluo and asked, "Yuluo, how did you do it?"

"That's it!"

Yue Yuluo took another breath.

The second paper figurine also came back to life, and she said: "I just remember that my sister and I worshiped under the disciple of a strange man in the world to learn strange arts. My master is good at paper-cutting..."

"But how to cut and how to control the paper figurine, I won't remember after I die."

She thought for a while and said, "Anyway, I'm just picking up a paper doll at random and blowing on the Yin Qi. After absorbing the Yin Qi, it will come back to life by itself."

Xu Yang frowned, why can't he breathe by himself?
Is it because Yue Yuluo is a ghost, and the yin energy she blows is different from her... tone?
Many things can indeed undergo some changes when they are contaminated with yin energy. For example, Xu Yang once met a "bar spirit" in the ghost market. Strictly speaking, he can also be regarded as a kind of ghost.

It is because the "door bar" was stained with blood and tainted with yin energy, a kind of "spirit" gradually emerged from the "door bar", so he was called "bar spirit".

The breath you blow yourself is purely "breath", and it would be strange if it could endow the paper figurine with spirituality!
Seeing that Xu Yang was unhappy, Yue Yuluo said again: "After returning to Wucheng, Husband can go to my sister to inquire about it, she may know the reason."

Yunmengxi, who was eating chicken legs and drinking Coke, raised his head, his mouth was full, and he said inarticulately, "Ask me, Yue Yuluo is a ghost, and you are a human being. The paper-cutting skills they learned during their lifetime have been turned into paper-cutting skills after death." It is their instinct or it can be called talent..."

"You are human, if you want to learn paper-cutting, you have to work hard while cutting, instead of tossing after cutting..."

Hearing this, Xu Yang fell into deep thought.

He pondered for a moment, then picked up the scissors and cut the paper figurine.

Only this time, it was cut very slowly.

He integrated his mana, dao rhyme, and even spirit into the paper figurine...

It took a full hour for Xu Yang to cut the paper figurine into... However, the paper figurine only raised its arm in an arc that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and then it didn't move again.

Yue Yuluo keenly grasped that little change, and said happily: "My husband is worthy of being my husband. I have mastered the essence of paper-cutting so quickly!"

Yunmengxi also praised: "You can do this on the first day of practicing paper-cutting. If you stick to it, it will take as long as a year or as short as half a year. Your paper-cutting skill will be able to achieve a small success... Among you, there are also people who practice paper-cutting A master of martial arts, when fighting, the paper-cuts fly out and can be transformed into holy soldiers protecting the way, impenetrable by water and fire, difficult to approach by ghosts and evil spirits, very powerful!"

half a year?

The corner of Xu Yang's mouth twitched...

If you really have to practice for half a year, the flowers will be thankful... What's more, it's not the first time for me to practice paper-cutting. I have practiced "paper-cutting" many times before.

I am afraid that it will be difficult to "small success" in a year.

Xu Yang was very interested in the "Saint Soldiers" mentioned by Yunmengxi, and immediately said: "Okay, you guys eat first... I will practice for a while."

He sat on the ground and silently opened the system properties panel.

As soon as I thought about it, I lightly touched the small "+" sign after the three words "paper-cutting".

"Ding!"

"Merit value -100, paper cutting +1."

"Is it necessary to deduct 100 points of merit to improve the paper-cutting skill once?"

Xu Yang blinked his eyes. Although this is much less than the "Five Thunders", it is 50 points more than Fire Control and Water Control. But after thinking about it, it feels normal.

Whether it is the fire control technique or the water control technique, it is the most basic "Tao". Some Taoist cultivators who have practiced for a long time can master these two "Tao methods" even if they have not entered the Tao.

Kirigami is different.

This thing belongs to the "strange art", which can be regarded as a special way.

Xu Yang has nothing else now, but he has a lot of merit points. He is not stingy, and his thoughts are connected on the little "+" sign——

"Ding!"

"Merit value -100, paper cutting +1."

"Ding!"

"Merit value -100, paper cutting +1."

"Ding!"

"........."

After consuming 2000 points of merit in one breath and improving the "paper-cutting technique" 20 times, a special feeling suddenly rose in Xu Yang's heart, and even a faint sense of Taoism arose in his body!
"I see……"

"This paper-cut technique is also a way!"

"I was only good at magic before, but I didn't have a channel. If I used my own Thunder Dao Rhyme to blend in, I couldn't succeed!"

Xu Yang spent another 1000 points of merit, and reminded the paper-cutting technique 10 times again. This time, the Dao rhyme on his body became more obvious. small print.

Different from the "Five Thunders" before entering the Tao, Xu Yang's "entering the Tao" this time hardly caused any movement, but the four daughters Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, Yunmengxi and Yang Yin who were in the same room discovered abnormal.

"I rely on!"

Especially Yunmengxi, her "rogue spirit" erupted again, cursing and saying: "What's the matter? You've entered the Tao again? Is this shit going off the hook?"

Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes, and said with a smile: "So that's how it is... This paper-cutting technique is a branch of the way of puppets, and the cut-out paper man does not endow it with life, but resembles a robot. , just wrote a program for it."

He picked up the scissors and cut the paper figurine again.

This time, Xu Yang cut neither fast nor slow. It took about 15 minutes to cut the first paper figurine.

After the paper figurine fell to the ground, it began to dance.

After he cut out the second paper figurine, he specially cut a paper knife for each of the two paper figurines, and the two paper figurines fought together immediately.

After playing for a while, Xu Yang controlled the paper figurine again, passed through the crack of the door, and came outside.

It was around 4 o'clock in the morning, and the B&B was quiet. No one noticed the two five- or six-inch-tall paper figurines... and those two paper figurines, cheering and jumping, entered the room of the proprietress of the B&B shop.

Through the "line of sight" of the paper figurine, Xu Yang "sees" everything in the room.

In that room, the owner and the proprietress of the B&B shop were tied up on the floor of the bathroom, with something stuffed in their mouths and glued to them.

In the outer room.

A woman wearing a fox mask is sitting on a computer chair with her legs crossed and eating instant noodles, while on the computer screen is the monitoring screen of the hotel courtyard... Through the monitoring, you can see the door of each room outside the situation.

"This is……"

In the room, Xu Yang was startled.

The one that Yang Yin drew before?

Suspected... Asura Gate killer?
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