This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 130 Isn't It Normal That Zombies Can't Sleep At Night?

"Yin Bao, my Yin Bao!"

In the darkness, that ugly ghost let out a pitiful and resentful cry. He flew out of the ventilation duct with a swipe, looked around, and said angrily, "Who is it? Who is it?"

"Have the guts to snatch Lao Tzu's Yin Treasure, don't you have the guts to come out?"

however.

It was empty all around.

On the campus of Nuo University, let alone human figures, even other ghosts were wiped out.

This ghost, whose strength is about the same as Yang Yin's, is not at the level of "red clothes". How could it find Xu Yang who used the "invisibility talisman"?

At this moment.

Xu Yang was standing behind that ghost, just a short distance away.

"I didn't expect to have unexpected gains..."

There was a happy look on his face.

Yin treasures are actually similar to the "magic treasures" used by Daoxiu, except that they are used by ghosts and ghosts. In the ghost market, there are even stalls for "gambling on treasures by touching coffins". You may not be able to touch the "Yin Treasure".

He put away the stone bead, and looked at the ghost in front of him again.

The human form of this ghost is about 1.6 meters tall, with a dark and ugly face, half of the face is bloody and bloody, and it probably wiped its face on the ground before it died.

He growled, swearing wildly.

"come out!"

"If you have the ability, let me out..."

behind.

Xu Yang stretched out his hand...

Snapped!
With a slap, it hit the ghost directly on the back of the head.

This slap was so powerful that it knocked off the ghost's head, fell to the ground and rolled away more than ten meters away.

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +30, and the car skill is +1."

In my mind, the system prompt sounded.

Xu Yang still did not show up.

And the head that fell on the ground rolled ten meters away, its eyeballs were rolling, and it said stubbornly: "Dare to attack me... If you have the ability, let's see if I don't kill you!"

boom!
As soon as the words fell, the head suddenly flew high.

It was Xu Yang who kicked him in the invisible state...

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +30, and the car skill is +1."

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

The ghost's head screamed again and again, drawing a beautiful arc in the night sky, his headless body ran wildly, and stretched out his hand to catch his head from a distance.

but……

Before running ten meters, he was kicked to the ground by the invisible Xu Yang!
Snapped!
The head fell to the ground.

It fell to pieces, turned into wisps of Yin Qi scattered in all directions, and soon reunited into a head.

This time, the head wasn't cursing.

His bloody face was full of fear.

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +30, and the car skill is +1."

His body carefully got up from the ground, tiptoeing, and walked towards the head.

This is a very strange picture.

Headless body.

A head floating in mid-air.

And that head's eyes were wide open, staring at the body of "myself" approaching, trying to find clues.

Seeing this scene, Xu Yang couldn't help being happy...

He didn't try to stop it, but let the ghost put its head back into its body.

then……

boom!
In the dark night, suddenly a hammer appeared.

The ghost's pupils shrank, and he shouted: "I saw you... come out... ah!"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was hit on the forehead by the hammer, and directly smashed his head into his stomach!

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"who are you?"

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +30, and the car skill is +1."

Li Gui yelled, and a feeling of fear spread in his heart. He stuck his head out of his stomach and shouted: "Brother, good man...have mercy!"

"I don't want that Yin Treasure..."

Xu Yang's figure slowly emerged from the darkness.

Invisibility...

The time limit is up!

He did not continue to use the invisibility talisman, but weighed the hammer in his hand, and said indifferently: "You mean what you say? This Yin treasure, you gave it to me voluntarily?"

Li Gui: "..."

What do you call this voluntary?

However, he absolutely dare not say these words, let alone how Xu Yang behaved just now... When the group of Taoist priests entered the school before, this ghost hid in the ventilation duct to observe, and the most powerful one was the one in front of him. This Hammer Taoist!
The scene where he pressed the red dress on the flag stand and screamed, was deeply imprinted in the heart of this ghost.

Dang Lian could only cry: "Yes, Master, I gave this Yin Treasure to Master voluntarily."

"very good."

Xu Yang nodded, and said: "Since you insist on giving it away, then I will accept it... In this way, it will not be regarded as robbery, otherwise I will have a bad conscience."

"........."

The ghost was dumbfounded.

Oh shit!

Are all Taoist priests so shameless now?
Isn't this considered stealing?
Xu Yang said again: "For the sake of you giving me a Yin treasure, I will give you a chance to live... Next, I will ask you to answer, and if I am satisfied, I will spare your life." !"

Li Gui's eyes lit up.

Xu Yang said: "What did you do before you were alive? How did you die?"

Li Gui said respectfully: "I was a professional racing driver before my death. I was banned for life for taking prohibited drugs. Later, because of life, I became a racing driver for the boss of the racetrack."

Xu Yang was puzzled: "The boss of the arena? What is it?"

"It's similar to fighting black boxing. They usually hold some racing competitions, secretly manipulate the drivers, and then open the market to make money..."

Li Gui said: "When I participated in another race, the car was tampered with by the opponent, and there was an accident..."

Xu Yang was stunned.

No wonder the "driving skills" can be learned from this guy, it turns out he is a professional racing driver.

He asked again: "Have you ever harmed someone after your death?"

"no!"

Li Gui opened his mouth and came, swearing: "During the 18 years of my death, I have never murdered half of my life...Master, you may not know that although I am a ghost, I have a kind heart!"

boom!
Xu Yang sneered, and smashed it with a hammer.

"I have entered the Tao, and my spiritual power can catch your thinking fluctuations... How dare I lie in front of the Taoist master, do you really think that the Taoist master can't kill you?"

The ghost was trembling with fright, and immediately admitted his crimes.

After he turned into a ghost, he wandered around the road where his accident occurred for eight years. During this period, by means of scaring, possessing, and confusing, he caused a total of 53 accidents, causing many deaths and injuries!

Facing this kind of fierce ghost, Xu Yang had nothing to say, and immediately sent him to salvation with a hammer.

"it is finally over!"

Xu Yang sighed.

The "fish that slipped through the net" in the school has been wiped out by myself.

He walked out of the school, took a ride with disciples of Zongsheng Palace, and returned to his room in Zhouzhi County B&B.

At this moment, it is close to 2 o'clock in the morning.

There was only Yunmengxi in the room.

"Mengxi, where are Liu Shishi and the others?"

Xu Yang asked.

Yunmengxi yawned, and said: "They went to the night market, saying that the wedding is coming soon and they want to buy some things."

"Why didn't you go?"

"What am I going to do?"

Yunmengxi rolled his eyes and said: "You are the one who married Liu Shishi and Yue Yuluo, and it's not my wife who married me...Okay, okay, I'm going to bed. I haven't had a good rest recently, and my mother has acne on her face." Pox."

She got into the coffin.

Seeing this, Xu Yang impulsively pulled the small bench and leaned against the coffin, "I'll tell you a story to help you fall asleep."

"........."

Inside the coffin, Yunmengxi looked like he had no love in his life, and he directly lifted the coffin board and held a watermelon knife in his hand and said, "If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, I will tell you something. Believe it or not, my mother hacked you to death?"

Xu Yang had no choice but to put away his phone and say "good night".

"It seems that if you want to gain merit from Yunmengxi, you have to find the right opportunity..."

Thinking silently in his heart, in front of Xu Yang, a light curtain of the system that only he could see emerged——

【Name】: Xu Yang
【Age】: 22 years old

[Cultivation method]: Feixiandu Renjing

[Taoism]: fire control, water control, five thunders (entering the Tao), paper-cutting
[Martial arts]: land flight, soul search
[Cultivation base]: Early stage of entering the Taoist realm

[Magic weapon]: Taishang Jingming Seal (Taoist)
[merit value]: 34800 points

[storage space]: 10 cubic meters

Looking at the numbers behind the column of [merit value], Xu Yang couldn't help showing a faint smile. He studied it carefully and then fixed his eyes on the column of [Taoism].

In the [Taoism] column, after the "five thunders and righteousness", there is an extra word "Enter the Tao".

This means that Xu Yang has already comprehended the "Five Thunders" to the level of "Tao".

"I entered the Tao with thunder, but it doesn't mean that I can't practice other Taoism... Now that there are so many merits, I can use some of them to raise fire control and water control to the level of 'Tao'."

With the experience of practicing "Five Thunders" before, Xu Yang didn't dare to upgrade "Fire Control" and "Water Control" rashly, fearing that there would be a big commotion again.

"The Taoism conference will officially end tomorrow... When we return to Wucheng, it won't be too late to practice fire control and water control."

Xu Yang looked at "paper-cutting".

This "paper-cutting technique" is the unique technique of Yue Yuluo and sisters, and it is a strange technique that they learned before they were alive.

Xu Yang has practiced "paper-cutting" many times. Although he has not tried paper-cutting, he is very familiar with "paper-cutting" in his heart, as if he has practiced this "strange art" for many years.

The paper used in "paper-cutting" can be yellow talisman paper.

This is the lowest.

If you want to make a powerful "paper figurine", you need special paper. At that level, even the "scissors" need to be specially made.

Xu Yang has a "yellow talisman" for drawing talismans. For scissors, he borrowed them from the owner of the hotel.

He was serious and began to try to make "paper dolls".

only……

I cut dozens of little paper figurines in a row, but all ended in failure. Either the cuts had broken arms or legs, or the cuts were too ugly. The most important thing is...

The "paper man" cannot be endowed with spirituality.

"What is spirituality?"

"Why can't I make it come alive after my energy and Dao Yun have merged into the paper figurine?"

Xu Yang was thinking, when suddenly...

click!
The coffin lid that was placed aside was suddenly lifted.

Yunmengxi sat up straight, rubbed her hair and said frantically: "Ahhhhhhhh... I can't sleep!"

"........."

Xu Yang expressionless, said: "Isn't it normal for zombies to come out at night and not be able to sleep at night? Or... I'll tell you another story?"

"no!"

Yunmengxi said angrily, "I'm afraid!"

Xu Yang: "Then what should we do?"

Yunmengxi turned his head sideways and thought for a while, then said, "I'll let you hug me to sleep..."

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