Quanzhen Little Daoist starts

"You will be our envoy?"

The Taoist stared at Chonghe for a moment, his eyes revealed a perverted look, and the words he said were even more abnormal.

"Huh? Angel?"

Where does this follow?Someone kidnapped a cat to be an angel?
This Taoist, I'm afraid he is not stupid for cultivating Taoism, right?
Chong He feels that this possibility is not impossible. After all, cultivating the Dao involves cultivating the three souls and seven souls, and sometimes what is cultivated is also his own beliefs, that is, the Dao Heart.

If the Dao heart is broken, it is very likely that he will go crazy directly, and there is also a chance.

The guy in front of him with madness in his eyes said that he was not crazy, even Chong He didn't believe it.

"Yes, if you are our envoy, using your miracles to fool some ignorant people, isn't it easy? Together, we can make the sect bigger and stronger, and create greater glories!"

Listening to this meaning, are they ancestors or are they rich?

"May I ask, what sect are you? Also, what will happen to you if I disagree?"

Hearing Chong He's words, the madness in the middle-aged Taoist's eyes dissipated a little.

Turning to something meaningful: "It's okay to disagree, our holy religion is also fair..."

It's good to be able to reason, and I'm most afraid of those guys who don't make sense.

Just like the abnormal appearance of this guy just now, he is really not a good candidate for reason, but he is much better now, at least he looks normal.

"It's best to be able to reason. I appreciate a reasonable person like you."

Seeing Chonghe's expression that I admire you very much, a smile appeared on the corner of the Taoist's mouth.

Accompanied by the flickering candles in the secret room, Chong He felt something bad.

"Then... Shouldn't it be now?"

After all, Chong He raised his hand to signal, should he let himself out?

"No hurry, let's talk about compensation."

"compensation?"

Chong He was a little puzzled, do all the gangsters in this world follow the rules like this?
If you kidnap someone, you still need to pay them compensation?

This kind of unreliable thought just flashed by, and soon Chonghe figured it out. The so-called compensation is not that they compensate themselves, but that they compensate them.

Although I don't know why I need to compensate them, but this is called "Holy Cult".

Generally either hooligans or anti-human elements.

Sure enough, what the Taoist said next confirmed Chong He's thoughts.

"Of course we need compensation. To please you, we have prepared a high-quality iron cage, nepeta, black dog blood, zero and zero total... a total of ten oceans, nine times out and thirteen times out, you just need to remove them within a month. A fraction, help us to work, just pay back five hundred..."

This……

"May I ask, can you count?"

"Why don't you figure it out yourself?"

I count, I count your size, Chong He was almost shocked by this guy's shamelessness.

No wonder they dare to call themselves "Holy Cult", but they are not ordinary black people.

Feelings are what I beg you to invite me to, right?
Regarding Chonghe's performances, the Taoist helped him think about such anti-human designs as cat rolling a ball, passing a single pole, backflips, and peeing upside down.

"No matter what, you don't need to speak, you just need to assist us in performing according to our requirements."

He had already thought about it, such a peculiar cat would definitely attract the attention of the whole city.

These people are either rich or expensive, and finding some rich but powerless guys, and letting this dead cat go up and grab a few hairs, isn't it easy to catch?
At that time, let alone [-] oceans, even [-], [-], it is not impossible.

If I can get my birthday horoscope...

This is not difficult, as long as you pretend to be a fortune teller and come to the door, everything is possible.

Therefore, catching this cat, whether it is as an envoy or a performance, is very good, it will become bigger and stronger!
Naturally, Chonghe wouldn't go to perform with them. He didn't know about these people. They were looking for fat sheep through the act of performing, and planned to make a few big ones here.

From the looks of it, it is not intended to stay here for a long time.

For a while, Chonghe fell into a dilemma, should he be a god's envoy or a showman?

On Chonghe's side, he hasn't made up his mind about his choice yet, but on the other side of the four eyes, he is a little puzzled.

It stands to reason that it is already dark today, so Chong He should have come back.

His and Yixiu's thoughts are basically the same, that is, to be optimistic about Chonghe, although it looks harmless and cute to humans and animals, but after all, it is a cat demon.

If he really had to fight, he and Yixiu would probably be able to take it down together.

He also asked Chong He to go out alone to check on the situation before, and they all came back on time.

In the afternoon, Simu had already sent the customer home, and was currently pacing back and forth while listening to the order.

"Is there any accident?"

Simu talked to himself, and finally stopped, and took out a few hairs from his gossip bag, which were the cat hairs that were picked off his body while rushing and not paying attention.

Naturally, his small movements could hide from the rookie Chonghe at this time.

But if he did this, wouldn't he just admit in disguise that he never trusted Chao Chonghe?
How embarrassing would it be if this was exposed in person?

After thinking for a while, Simu finally decided to go out and find...

In the secret room, seeing Chonghe pretending to be dead again, the Taoist said impatiently: "Have you thought about it? How to pay back the money? Will you be an envoy for us, or help us make money by performing arts?"

What else is there to think about, naturally...

"Is it true that being an envoy to you will not be suspected by others? After all, monsters are not uncommon?"

The Taoist wondered if there was something wrong with the cat demon's mind.

Everyone knows monsters, but some people can never see a monster who can talk in several lifetimes.

He said he was an envoy of God, and with Chong He's pleasing appearance, how could he not be able to fool anyone?
At that time, when those people join, why should I and others take the risk of being wanted by the Yamen to do such things as kidnapping and extortion?
Seeing the Taoist's eyes roll quickly, Chong He couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

This is his preconceived idea. In fact, monsters are not that common to ordinary people.

"You don't have to worry too much about this. I have everything. You just need to say some auspicious words at critical moments. How about it? Can you think clearly?"

Is this something to consider?

Being an envoy is better than being a performer, isn't it?

What if they get excited and ask to fry him to add to the fun?
Thinking of this, he slapped his neck, "What kind of envoy? I was originally a fairy!"

This is the truth, he still has the salary of a wandering spirit official in the heavenly court.

Unexpectedly, when he heard Chong He's words, the Taoist was overjoyed, "Okay! What I want is this kind of self-confidence. As long as you cooperate, there are plenty of nepetae."

Looking at his appearance, he looks like "You look shameless, and I have the same style as I used to".

Did he misunderstand something?

It's no wonder Chonghe thinks this way, it's because his eyes are too meaningful.

And what the hell is "nepeta"?

Isn't it just catnip? It's a so-called feline marijuana. Even normal cats can't stand it. Although it's a bit abnormal for him to make peace, he has nothing to do with gambling and drugs!
"I don't want Nepeta, can you..."

Chong He raised his hand, indicating that he was still bound by the bracelet and locked in a cage. This is not the treatment that an envoy should be given.

Unexpectedly, the Taoist who was still admiring just now turned his face instantly.

"That's impossible, you're too clever, too cunning, too clever for a cat, and I can't trust you."

"This is your fault. I have said that you are an envoy of God, how can you do this? Can there be a little trust between people?"

"you are not human!"

Well, Chong He admitted, this sentence completely screwed him over.

He is indeed not a human right now, but this guy in front of him is a real dog...

Two days later, the four eyes searched for Chonghe to no avail.

Although Chonghe's characteristics are more obvious, after all, if it wasn't too rare, cats like him wouldn't be given the name "Treading Snow and Looking for Plum Blossoms".

Silver collar, white gloves, tattooed.

It can be said that the characteristics are obvious, but the four eyes have no other news except that there is indeed such a cat, which was almost fried and ran up a tree after watching the excitement.

In fact, this is good news from the perspective of four eyes.

He ran away, which means that he didn't hurt anyone, and he didn't have the idea of ​​hurting anyone.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have to run away, and what's more, it wasn't caught, and it didn't hear of any murders in the city.

Firstly, no one was hurt, and secondly, no one was caught. This is the best news.

Thinking about it, how could someone who dared to call himself "Immortal Meow" be captured so easily.

But now the question is, where did he go?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help touching the cat's hair in the gossip bag again. Forget it, let's wait a little longer. Maybe he went to play somewhere. After all, it's a cat, so it's okay to be a little playful.

Chonghe: "Listen to me, thank you!"

Si Mu naturally couldn't wait for Chong He to come to him, but he did wait for a piece of news.

A sect called "The God of Wealth Society" has recently sprung up in the city, and Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, is worshiped.

This is not any special news. There are not one thousand, but eight hundred of this sect in the entire Daming territory.

What really caught his attention was that in the God of Wealth Association, it was heard that someone could communicate with the Heavenly Court, and the Heavenly Court sent down an envoy, and this envoy was a talking "lucky cat".

Translator, their angel is a cat, a talking cat?
Coupled with the description of people who have seen it, is this inappropriate "meow way" undoubtedly?

Could it be that this guy, Miao Dao, felt that it was boring to follow him, so he switched to his family and became a lucky cat for others?
And "God of Wealth" and "Lucky Cat", no matter how you look at it, they are a perfect match.

Anyway, still going to see it.

Chonghe was huddling in the shrine at this time, next to the statue of the God of Wealth.

This looks like a shrine, but it is actually a seal specially made by Taoists for Chonghe.

Meow, in the future, I still don't cultivate any monster power, and use it all to strengthen my cat body. When the time comes, all these things against monster energy will be ineffective.

Just do it when he thinks of it. He had this idea when he saw them performing at the gate of the city before.

Now after watching them practice, he has a better understanding of these outer martial arts.

At that time, from the inside out, no matter what, it will be easier than their way from the outside to the inside.

Of course, this is all for later, now we still have to deal with this guy in front of him.

"Envoy, after I really join the 'God of Wealth Association', will I be able to make a lot of money?"

Chong He looked at the guy kneeling in front of him. He was really helping people with fortune-telling. Although most of his memories were sealed, he had read a lot of them over the years. He could still do this simple thing.

On the other side, the woman who performed chest breaking at the gate of the city that day was talking to the Taoist.

Looking at Taoist's appearance, it shouldn't be a good thing, otherwise why would he smile like this, rippling...

Seeing Chong He's gaze, the Taoist smiled and nodded, trying to show his friendly side.

Turning around, I saw that guy was still kneeling below, looking at Chong He expectantly.

This is an opportunity for him to meet the envoy after going through many screenings and spending a lot of money.

Although it is rumored that the envoy is a "lucky cat", but the upright sitting in the shrine in front of him really looks like that, if he can get the blessing of the God of Wealth...

After reading it carefully again, Chong He replied with certainty: "No, you are not suitable, just keep operating with integrity, and you don't need to join the God of Wealth Club."

What Chonghe didn't say was that after joining the God of Wealth Society, he would lose his money.

However, these words were obviously beyond the expectations of both the Taoist and the businessman.

The businessman was both surprised and delighted. What surprised him was that the cat could really talk.

The good news is that it really might be the "lucky cat" under the God of Wealth, so what it said...wasn't it...?
"Thank God, I know what to do. After I go back, I will continue to uphold the principle of honest management and will not waver from life to life. I also thank the Taoist priest for his guidance..."

After all, he took advantage of the opportunity to salute the Taoist.

The corner of the Taoist's mouth twitched, "This is all due to Shopkeeper Chen's character. You don't need to thank me. If you want to thank me, thank the God of Wealth."

"Yes, yes, yes! You should thank the God of Wealth, the God of Envoy, and the Taoist priest. This is a little care..."

Shopkeeper Chen didn't believe it at first, and originally planned to leave resolutely if he blindly fooled him into joining the club.

Unexpectedly, they didn't intend to let him join, and it was not good for Mingyan to join.

To be honest, if there was no way out, who would really pin their hopes on some God of Wealth, some kind of envoy, maybe their brains are not working well?
As soon as the man left, the Taoist's forced smile disappeared.

Angrily, he took a few steps forward, glared at Chonghe with an unkind expression, "Meow! What do you mean? Your dried fish is gone!"

Chonghe curled his mouth, as if someone rarely eats dried fish. If conditions permit, abalone and shark's fin are a bit tempting, right?

However, in order to avoid physical pain, he hid directly behind the "Fortune Statue".

"What do you mean? Master Dao is telling the truth, do you know your fate? If you enter the God of Wealth Society, your family will be ruined, can't you see it?"

The Taoist is so angry, I just rushed to make his family ruined, you, where are you from?
Just when he was about to teach him a lesson and reconcile, the woman who sent him out hurried back.

"Teach... President, it's not good, it's not good, they are going to rush in..."

These words startled both Taoist and Chong He...