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Chapter 431 The Cat Dealer is Online

"If you don't want to go, I can go!"

Curiosity is also a desire for knowledge. Chong He firmly believes that a cat with a strong desire for knowledge can go further.

"Okay, one mile north of here, there is a 'Tingfeng Guan', I'll take him there first to settle down, meow, you look at it, don't talk, lest everyone shout and beat you."

Will you speak?
It was the rats crossing the street that everyone yelled to beat, not cats like him.

"I know, I know, don't let others know that I can speak human language..."

Chonghe murmured, and with a "swoosh", he rushed out from the shoulders of the four eyes.

"Don't run too fast..."

Hearing this, he slammed on the brakes, walked gracefully, and began to crawl into the crowd.

But this scene happened to be seen by a man in Taoist robe on the city wall.

Chong He walked cheerfully and squeezed into the crowd. It turned out that it was not what Chong He thought he was doing, but someone was performing, at this point, performing at the gate of the city?

It was early in the morning, the gates of the city had just opened, and they came out to perform at this time...

And at this time, the city gate officials should not allow them to set up a stall here.

This blocked half of the gate of the city. Those guys not only didn't care, but their boss even took the lead in performing acrobatics.

This level of professionalism really left Chong He speechless.

The stall in the middle is a middle-aged strong man, and at this time he is performing the golden bell jar.

However, he obviously didn't know how to practice the golden bell, it's better to say it's an iron cloth shirt than a golden bell.

In fact, there is no essential difference between the two, but the golden bell cover includes an internal training method.

As for the iron cloth shirt, it is a purely external practice method, and there is no internal practice method.

There is no essential difference between the two cultivations.

Similarly, there is also a Thirteenth Taibao horizontal training. Compared with the golden bell cover, which focuses on internal training, the Thirteenth Taibao pays more attention to the tempering and use of muscles and strength.

The guy performing in front of him obviously only practiced the external training part, so he might be Tiebushan.

It's just that for the effect of the show, he boasted that he was like a gold bell.

"it is good!"

The people around cheered again, and it turned out that it was the performer who broke the white wax spear stuck between his throat.

"boom……"

The guy in charge of collecting money next to him took the tip of the gun that had just broken, and with a flick of his hand, it sank deeply into the wooden pole beside him.

There was still a trace of water vapor in the air in the early morning, reflecting the morning glow, and soon a layer of frost formed on it.

Awesome, this is sharp cold iron, high-end stuff, and it's even used for performances, it's a waste of money.

Fortunately, it was only the wax rod that broke, and you can change it at any time, as long as the gun head is fine.

It's been a long time since I watched juggling, and Chong He couldn't help but want to applaud them for fun. Just as he raised his front paws, he realized that this group seemed to be stealing the show.

He licked his paw in embarrassment, and he took it as a smooth hair.

At this moment, he felt that someone was peeping, and suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of his gaze.

But I could only see figures applauding one by one, and they kept shouting "One more!".

Are you thinking too much?

It's not impossible, after all, I'm so handsome and charming, and I often have children, and the little girls want to be hugged and hugged when they come up, and now it's not a matter of course for someone to look at them a few times.

Explain, children are fine, little girls are not, he is a principled person.

At this time, the performance among the crowd started again, a boulder in the chest?

It's nothing to look at, but what if a beautiful woman's chest is broken with a big stone?
I'm sorry, but there's nothing to look at, Chong He is different from these beasts who are watching, and he didn't go for this.

All his attention at the moment was attracted by the big man who was pouring rapeseed oil into a cauldron.

It's not about reconciling it, but because he discovered that what he poured in was real oil.

It's quite different from what he remembered, with vinegar on the bottom and oil on the top, it's all oil here, isn't it?
real!Oil pot to make money?

In the link of breaking the boulder on the chest, after the brother who swung the sledgehammer cheated a lot of rewards, he saw that no one gave the reward, so he hammered it down...it didn't break...

"cut……"

The waves of boos were higher than the waves, and the effect of the program can be said to be full.

"Don't worry, she plays too much, wait for me to work harder!"

This ridicule attracted the surrounding wolf friends to burst into a burst of good-natured laughter, which made some of the watching women blush.

Eighty points with one hammer, three consecutive hammers, the boulder shattered in response, and the chest was unscathed.

"it is good……"

There was another round of applause, everyone's ability to cheer is still very good.

Especially the four hammers just now, it really made all the elders enjoy watching, and some elders began to throw coins, and copper coins fell one by one, and the masters thanked them again and again.

I'm coming!

Chong He secretly shouted in his heart, let alone these guys.

Even with his current level of skill, it's not fun to go into the frying pan, and he might be familiar with it.

This is something that even a ghost can fry, so he was curious, are they going to put some vinegar in it later?

Or come directly, it's interesting.

"Fathers and folks, I'm traveling all over the world, and today I borrow precious land to perform. Thanks to you all, I'm going to show you a frying pan to make money.
In order to avoid people saying that there is something wrong with my frying pan, I will not come here! "

After that, insert half of the chopsticks into the pot, and the oil under the chopsticks will soon roll up.

This is a sign that the oil is [-]% hot. Everyone present, who has cooked, knows a thing or two.

Immediately, they began to discuss together, "This is really oily..."

It's a joke, isn't it real oil?

In order to convince everyone, the next step is to deep-fry a Qin Hui, that is, deep-fried dough sticks.

"it is good……"

There was another round of applause, and I felt that there must be something arranged by them, otherwise how could it be so timely.

Sure enough, a person walked in from the crowd and said something to the man who was about to put money into the frying pan. The voice was too noisy, if Chong He didn't pay attention, don't eavesdrop on such things, right?
But it turns out that sometimes, if you listen more, there is actually no harm.

For example, now, the man who was about to put copper coins into the pot took the copper coins back into his sleeve.

He saluted the people around him with a smile, and pointed at Chonghe amidst the confused discussions among the crowd.

This finger attracted everyone's attention to Chong He.

"Everyone, in order to let everyone know how hot the oil is, how about we fry that cat first? Have you ever seen a fried cat with fur and skin?"

Chong He was stunned, so cruel?
In fact, in the face of everyone's excitement, this bit of ferocity is nothing at all.

"Come on, fry this cat and add to the fun!"

God damn meow to add to the fun, why don't you fry you up, to add to the fun of Lord Hades?
If you don't run at this time, when will you wait?

Chonghe didn't say a word, and when everyone reacted, he ran to the tree in a hurry, causing everyone to laugh.

Seeing this scene, Chong He couldn't help but think, no wonder those monsters would try their best to become adults in a world dominated by humans.

Such as Bai Suzhen, such as Xiaoqing and so on.

That's because, bullying another person is bullying.

Ten people bullying one person is also bullying.

But what if a hundred people, a thousand people bully one person?
Is this called bullying?What the hell is "justice"!

Therefore, justice, in most cases, means that the minority obeys the majority. This is what Chonghe is being bullied now. A group of people surrounded a handsome kitten.

Just to see if the oil temperature is so high, didn't you just try it?

In this case, even if there are individual objections, it will not help.

Until now when they saw Chong He running up the tree, no one was really crazy enough to actually go up the tree to catch the cat for a little prank.

On the contrary, the aggressive and vigilant eyes made everyone laugh.

Chong He almost couldn't hold back, and cursed, "Meow..."

He was so angry that all his mother tongue in his life came out.

The ancestors were right, some lively, can not watch, can not watch, easy to suffer.

"You really can speak and understand human language..."

This scene was all seen by the Taoist who planned all this, a smile could not help showing on the corner of his mouth, he waved slightly, and a person stood up from behind him and saluted slightly, but he did not speak.

The Taoist seemed to know the movements of the people behind him, so he didn't look back, and directly ordered: "Go, find some Nepeta, it's best to pull it out now, if you don't have it, you can do it, use it urgently! The sooner the better!"

"Yes!"

The people under his command replied and left quickly.

Although I don't know why the boss wants this thing, but don't ask if you shouldn't ask, this is the rule of their business.

"Nepeta" has another name, that is "catnip", this kind of thing...addicted cats know it all.

After watching the excitement, everyone dispersed, but few people noticed that the few bigwigs who gave the most rewards were quickly targeted, with more or less bodies, some hair missing and so on.

If this scene is reconciled here, one will definitely find something unusual about it.

It's a pity that Chong He was scared away by their attitude of directly trying to take him to the frying pan.

No way, they can only ask for luck.

At this time, Chonghe was rushing to the Taoist temple where the four eyes were located. Two miles north of the city was where they came from. It was impossible for Chonghe to miss this place.

Two miles, hedging and speaking, is not that far away.

Even if it is an ordinary cat, it will not be much slower than a human when walking normally.

Not to mention, he is a mature cat.

It's not a matter of sprinkling water for two miles. If there is no accident, there will be no time for a cup of tea.

Hmm... what's the smell, why is it so attractive to cats?
This feeling seemed to be that every vitality in the body was being attracted by this smell, and even his own steps began to be out of control.

It took a lot of effort to restrain myself from the urge to run directly along the smell.

How is it possible, I am not an ordinary cat, I am an immortal meow, how could I be tempted by you a little bit.

What?Shut in, you say?

Then no need, this is the way, anyway, I have to find Simu, so it doesn't matter if you walk faster.

Chong... ah... that's the smell.

This is a kind of plant, it looks like it smells good, it makes him... a cat, relax.

How relaxed are you?
Even if someone approached with a net, he didn't want to move, Xiao Mian, followed the Taoist all the way, he wanted to see what these guys were playing, maybe they still wanted to catch themselves, fried them?

Sure enough, just as Chonghe was "addicted" to catnip, a net fell from the sky.

Immediately covering Chong He, Chong He's lungs almost exploded in an instant.

Which black-hearted guy actually used black dog blood to deal with him?

Should I say it or not, this kind of thing is quite lethal to a little monster like him. Almost instantly, he lost the power to resist.

I was careless, this time I was really careless, he didn't flash...

Chonghe, who thought he could fight back smoothly, was arrested directly.

Accompanied by a strong sense of dizziness, the whole cat lost consciousness all at once.

……

When Chonghe woke up again, he no longer knew where he was. Most importantly, he was still surrounded by that kind of catnip, so happy, and...

Of course, it would be even better if you were not so happy.

This is almost dizzy with happiness...

And there is a pair of bracelets on the paws, but there is an iron chain connecting the bracelets.

Maybe it was because he was afraid that he would lose the bracelet... What the hell!

Which wicked guy is this, even handcuffed the cat, who came up with the wicked idea?
Chong He decided not to open his eyes first, but to feel the surrounding environment first.

"Don't pretend when you wake up, your snoring has stopped..."

Hearing this, Chong He hurriedly resumed his breathing rhythm, there was no way, the catnip was too hot, he couldn't bear it.

Well, judging from the physical sensation of falling asleep, I was sleeping in an iron cage, and I touched it quietly.

Hiss... the outside is still the net soaked in the blood of that damn black dog.

Damn black dog!
But when he thinks of black dogs, Chonghe can't help but think of Wuheigou. When he thinks of this, he can't help but think of Xugou, the black bear spirit who stole cassocks, and Journey to the West...

Well, I miss Angelica dahurica.

Really, it's easy to go to hell if you walk too much at night.

Or this kind of old ghost who is fully prepared.

"I know you can talk, how about it, how about talking about it? If you still don't cooperate, then I can only invite you to the frying pan."

This voice doesn't sound like a good person at first glance.

You don't need to judge by your voice, you have kidnapped yourself, so what kind of a good person can you be?
Who the hell would kidnap a cat?

"Meow... If there is anything, you can discuss it. Being helpful is my motto..."

Seeing that he couldn't pretend anymore, Chonghe was more sensible.

It's not that he is afraid of death, so he killed him directly. Although he has some regrets, it can be regarded as consummation after all, and the next reincarnation is enough.

It's over for him, offending Chonghe, will it make him feel better in the underworld?
So, Chong He planned to let him go, and see if he was a cat dealer, what to say.

Hmm...he's still a middle-aged Taoist priest...he almost got overwhelmed when he opened his mouth.

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(End of this chapter)