Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 3 We, Your Ancestor, Make Money

Under the powerful shock of the song "Men Want to Fight", all members of the Hao clan knelt down.

In the empty cave, the singing is loud and clear.

At this time, everyone in Haojiagou had the same thought in their minds: there are hundreds of people, and there are hundreds of tongues, so you can't name one place.

This strange melody was definitely not performed by oral skills.

If it's not a miracle, what else can it be!
"Men have to fight, and they have to fight all their lives! I have traveled all over the world and never looked back~~~~"

With more than 2 mobile phones, the sound quality is so good that Chen Qingqing's thoughts were interrupted due to the noise.

Chen Qingqing cleared her throat, and said to Buli:

"After accepting the supernatural powers, I will say a few words to these grandchildren."

Yu Buli moved his hand in his pocket, and the music stopped.

"My ancestors! Accept our worship!"

The patriarch of the Hao clan kowtowed excitedly, his ancestors had great supernatural powers, and this fairy music can be played freely!
"Are you convicted?" Chen Qingqing showed her poise when she was Party A at the construction site, without getting angry.

"The two ancestors are invited to make atonement—but one child is too little to be sacrificed? We still have many school-age children, as long as the ancestors are satisfied, we can make as many sacrifices as we want!"

"Presumptuous! You have committed a serious crime, and you slapped your mouth twenty times!" Chen Qingqing angrily scolded, killing one is not enough, do you want to kill more?

This old clapper is very bad!
Although the patriarch didn't know why the female patriarch was so violent, he didn't dare to go against Chen Qingqing's will and raised his hand to slap himself in the face.

The members of the Hao clan were trembling with fright. A young man kneeling behind the patriarch raised his head and questioned Chen Qingqing:
"Dare to ask the ancestor, what crime did my grandfather commit? He is old, and I'm afraid he can't bear such a torment."

"He murdered so much that he delayed the whole family!" Chen Qingqing pointed to the child lying in a pool of blood.

"Whoever sacrifices a living person in the future will bring disasters to the whole family! It will even implicate the ancestors! We both use our divine power to keep this child alive. If you can make up for your mistakes and reduce your sins, the whole family may still have hope."

Someone crawled over and said tremblingly, "The little one happens to have gold wound medicine on his body, which may stop the bleeding!"

With a wave of Chen Qingqing's hand, the man crawled over to apply the medicine to the child, not even daring to straighten up, for fear of offending the ancestors.

Chen Qingqing and Yu Buli looked at each other. The two of them have limited abilities now, and they can only do so much. If they say more, they will reveal their secrets.

The trick of pretending to be a ghost can't be delayed for too long, the delay is long, and when these people react, the follow-up will not end well.

"The two of us will continue to travel around, time is pressing and we can't delay. We already know your appeal, and we will kowtow three times to show you a clear way."

"Thank you, ancestor!" The members of the Hao clan who had been fooled by the men and women in front of them kowtowed in unison.

After Chen Qingqing fooled her, these people all believed it.

He kowtowed, and waited impatiently for the two black-faced ancestors who descended from the sky to give advice.

"Only by electing a wise patriarch can the Hao family's current predicament be resolved. This grandson is too old to be the patriarch."

Chen Qingqing pointed to the old patriarch who slapped her ears.

"Dare to ask the ancestor, is there a suitable candidate?"

"In the three sticks of incense, the first to run back to the village is the best candidate for the next patriarch."

"Our village is at least an hour away from here. Three sticks of incense are not enough."

This is what Chen Qingqing wanted. She was calculating the distance between the two places.

After getting the answer, Chen Qingqing was satisfied. With such a long distance, these people were sent away, and the time left was enough for her and Yu Buli to run away.

"Only those who have completed it can be entrusted with important tasks. The rest of the people, regardless of age, must run forward with all their strength. Only in this way can the evil spirit of today be broken! Whoever dares not to run will lose three years of life!"

All the young and middle-aged people in this clan ran away to eat food, and everyone was tired and weak, so she could escape with her brother Yu.

The members of the Hao clan didn't understand her tricks, they thought it was the ancestor who showed the way for the whole clan.

"When the fairy music sounds again, the whole family will rush forward!" Chen Qingqing clenched her fists and rushed to the sky.

"rush!"

"rush!"

"rush!"

The blood of the members of the Hao clan was so excited by Chen Qingqing that they all raised their hands and shouted together.

Yu Buli on the side felt that her appearance and momentum were a bit familiar, where had she seen her before?
I remembered.

The last time he went home, he was dragged by his mother to listen to the publicity of health care products in the community.

At that time, the female lecturer who fooled everyone into buying health care products was Qingqing's current tone and appearance, and Qingqing was there at the time, right?

Wanting to understand this point, Yu couldn't leave her eyes with praise. As expected of her, she learned and used it flexibly.

Chen Qingqing heated up the atmosphere, looked at Yu Buli, and signaled him to prepare to play music.

But Yu Buli said in a deep voice, "There is one more thing."

The cave is quiet.

"I, Hao Yunlai and Hao Meili, have traveled all over the world, and I have ten thousand taels of gold in the lower realm."

Hearing Jin Wanliang, the sound of swallowing saliva resounded in the cave.

The eyes of the members of the Hao clan showed greed.

"It's just because you sacrificed living people, hurt Yinde, and froze our gold. We now need to offer unfrozen gold. There are copper coins, gold and silver, and livestock that can be used as legs. We can keep them. We both received enough After we have opened up the way back, we will return to the human world and pay back a hundredfold!"

Yu Buli was forceful, and looked at Chen Qingqing beside her calmly, seeing her eyes with approval, the corners of her mouth slightly twitched.

Chen Qingqing applauded Yu Buli angrily in her heart, this big brother is indeed a man of the right way.

She only threw bricks and stones to imitate a piece of sales of health products, and his backhand was a routine of telecom fraud.

The future deception has successfully won the ancients for thousands of years.

"Old Ancestor, we worshiped our ancestors today, and we didn't bring much money with us, can we go back and get it?" Some people were moved when they heard that they were repaid a hundredfold.

Yu Buli said with awe-inspiring righteousness, "No! We don't have many chances with you, and we won't wait until the deadline!"

The man took out his sleeve and felt for ten Wen coins from inside, Nuonuo said: "That's all. Is that all right?"

"Sincerity leads to spirit, not much, you just put it on the ground." Yu Buli's tone was full of kindness and awe.

The moved man wiped his tears and put down the copper coin, folded his hands together and prayed for the blessing of the ancestor.

When other people saw this, they also fumbled in their pockets one after another. This time when they came out, they didn't bring any money with them, most of them were copper coins.

Suddenly, a proud voice came from the crowd:

"The little one has a donkey, and it is at the entrance of the cave. I sincerely dedicate it to the ancestor!"

Chen Qingqing and Yu Buli's eyes lit up at the same time, the donkey is doing well, it is running faster.

"My grandson, you shall be lucky for a whole year! In five days, you will have ten donkeys, male and female, and the males will be strong and strong, and the females will have cubs in their stomachs, and the donkeys will give birth to donkey sons. The son gave birth to the grandson of the donkey again, grandson, you want to make money!"

It was none other than the patriarch who took the initiative to give the donkey away.

Hearing that the female ancestor said that there were ten donkeys, which were both donkeys and grandchildren of donkeys, the excited old man clicked and almost fainted.

His grandson hurriedly supported him and patted the old man's heart, and the old man recovered his breath, knelt on the ground and wept bitterly:
"Thank you, Patriarch!"

Chen Qingqing saw that it was almost done, and gave Yu Buli a wink, and said that she could play music to make these grandchildren go away.

Yu Buli put his hand into his pocket, and was about to press it, when suddenly, an abrupt voice came from the crowd:
"Wait a minute!"

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