Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 2 Hao Meili and Hao Yunlai

When people outside saw that there was no movement in the cave, they started arguing.

"Hao San, didn't you say that as long as you sacrifice your child, you can get the oracle of the ancestors? If the children are killed, what about the oracle of the ancestors?"

"Let the patriarch read the sacrificial words again, and after we finish reading, we will go into the cave to look for the oracle, there must be one."

After the old voice finished speaking, the noisy conversation outside the cave stopped, only the sacrificial words of the old man echoed:
"The prosperity of the family is passed down from generation to generation, and the blood is connected in the heart.

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As long as the sacrificial words stop, those people will come in.

"Let's go out now, can they let us go?" the man asked in a low voice.

Chen Qingqing shook her head.

"We messed up their sacrifice, they won't let us go, maybe they will catch us, who are dressed in strange costumes."

Her mother only burned 200 yuan of paper money, and dared to threaten her ancestors to not burn paper next year. The more tributes, the greater the desire. These people used living sacrifices, obviously they have a bigger goal.

Chen Qingqing looked at the child whose life or death was uncertain on the ground, her eyes darkened.

She really wanted to save the child, but she didn't have the tools or the medicine.

"Get over the difficulties in front of you first, and then think about how to go back later—didn't they summon their ancestors? Let's do whatever we can and pretend to be their ancestors. Only in this way can we live. Brother, what do you have on your body?"

Chen Qingqing took out her pocket and took out a large piece of Dove chocolate, not even a mobile phone.

All her belongings are in the car, who would want to burn paper at the crossing with her mother, and then burn the crossing.

"Only this." The man took out his mobile phone and a large bag of seeds from his pocket.

"A local tyrant."

He uses Huazi's more than 2 folding screens.

"There are only so many things we can use in our hands, can we fool them?"

Chen Qingqing looked at Dove in her hand, then at his folded Huazi, and sighed.

"Others have to bring some spatial abilities to travel through. We are too poor and have nothing."

Just wear it dry.

"Don't be so pessimistic. I am a master and you are a doctor. From elementary school to our graduation, the two of you have studied together for more than 40 years, and the average life expectancy of these ancients is longer. Knowledge is power." The man comforted.

"How do you know I'm a doctor?" Chen Qingqing looked at him.

The man looked away, and said with a guilty conscience, "I overheard your mother chatting with my mother."

Did you say anything?Chen Qingqing didn't have time to think about it.

It has been a while since the ancestral chants outside have been recited, and it is estimated that it is almost over.

"Brother, do you have local music in your phone?" Chen Qingqing thought of a way to escape.

The man nods.

Handing her the phone, she almost touched it. He seemed to think of something, quickly withdrew his hands, turned his back to her, and fiddled with the phone twice.

Seeing that he was so guilty, Chen Qingqing thought he was using a cool photo of some "teacher" as a screensaver, man, huh.

"Okay." The man turned around and handed her the phone, the swaying bonfire, his earlobe was reddish.

Chen Qingqing glanced at the playlist and raised her eyebrows. This rich brother has very special taste.

The man's earlobes turned redder.

"I run an agricultural products company. This is the soundtrack for short videos with goods. It's a bit vulgar to catch the sinking market. I don't have this taste myself!"

The last sentence, trying to cover up the obvious, is not very confident.

"Making money, isn't it shabby." Chen Qingqing was very satisfied with his playlist, the more vulgar the better the effect.

"What are you looking for?" He saw Chen Qingqing strolling in the cave, as if looking for something.

"Look for the 'Oracle'. Since you dare to sacrifice a living person, the person who came up with a bad idea must be prepared——I found it."

Chen Qingqing saw that the color of the soil was wrong, she turned it over a few times, and found a wooden board the size of a palm, on which was written in traditional characters crookedly: Hao San, the next patriarch.
"Such ugly characters, how dare you say it's your ancestors? Don't your ancestors need to study?"

Chen Qingqing threw the wooden sign into the bonfire and destroyed it.

Hao San, she remembered this name, this should be the culprit who instigated living people to worship their ancestors.

"Let's find a way to cover our faces so that these people can't see what we look like," the man suggested.

Chen Qingqing has approval in her eyes, she likes to cooperate with smart people, and she knows everything.

Those people outside are bad and ignorant, and they must run away to find an opportunity. I don’t know how long it will take to find a way to wear it back, so that those ancient people can’t recognize their faces, so as not to be recognized later.

Chen Qingqing looked at the blood on the ground, and wiped it on her face, it would have some effect. Thinking of the man fainting from blood, she shifted her gaze to the soil on the ground.

"It would be great if there was water, you can smear your face with water and mud—brother, do you want to go to the toilet?" Chen Qingqing moved her eyes down.

The man's earlobe was about to bleed.

Shaking his head, he resisted fiercely: "No! Definitely not!"

Urine mud or something, he can still make do with it, she is a girl. How can I do it!

Chen Qingqing shrugged: "Brother, your idol burden is a bit heavy."

"Never leave."

"What?"

"My name is Yu Buli, you can call me Buli, don't call me brother."

"I don't need urine mud, I can only sacrifice my precious Dove, hey." Chen Qingqing broke off a piece of chocolate and stuffed it in the child's mouth.

Although I don't know if the high heat can help the child escape, it is better than nothing.

She roasted the rest until soft, gave him part of it, and applied it neatly on his face. He also followed her example, and got two fresh chocolate crispy pig's heads.

The two looked at each other, having fun in bitterness, and laughed.

The lengthy ancestor worship speeches outside have also been read.

The old man impassionedly shouted the conclusion: "The members of the Hao clan summoned the ancestor of our clan to come down with only the blood of a child!"

Chen Qingqing sank to her dantian, and shouted with enough energy:
"Zong! Zong! Come! Come!"

"what!!!!"

There was chaos outside.

This voice really stunned people, it was too scary.

"Really, really, really have ancestors?!"

"Haunted!"

"Ahhh!"

"Don't panic, Hao San and Hao Si, take someone into the cave and have a look, don't let someone pretend to be a ghost!"

The old man tried to control the whole situation, and didn't look at his trembling voice, thinking that he was very calm.

At the entrance of the cave, there was a blaze of fire, and several young and middle-aged men rushed in, holding torches in their hands, and saw two strangely dressed people standing in the cave, their faces were scary black, different from ordinary people.

"You guys, are you people or ghosts?"

"The two of us are your ancestors! I am the female patriarch Hao Meili, and he is the male patriarch Hao Yunlai. You still don't kowtow!"

Chen Qingqing put on airs and played a full role.

Her mother once dragged her to see the great god, and she learned a lot about how the great god pretends to be a ghost.

The man next to her looked at her adoringly. He couldn't recite such hot lines, Qingqing is really talented.

"Why should we believe you?" Hao San asked boldly, and cast his eyes on the ground. There is a shadow between the man and woman, not like ghosts.

"Why? Hehe." Chen Qingqing looked at the man, "His patriarch, give them a miracle!"

Under the pressure of survival, the man bit the bullet and said loudly:
"Xiaoyi Xiaoyi, play local music."

Only to hear the female voice of the mechanical tablet appearing in the empty cave: "Okay master, this is playing for you."

After a few seconds of silence, the ancients looked at each other.

The hysterical melody sounded out of thin air, scaring everyone to their knees.

"Man wants to fight! Man wants to fight~~~~"

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